am i a devil

Serial set of small bosses: "..."

Does this person have any special preference for activities such as extorting confessions by torture? No, maybe, he beat me with an excuse simply because he loves his wife. In other words, Xun Ying is indeed his weakness...

Before the serial boss could figure it out, his thoughts were broadcast by the voice of the public execution.

Serial set of small bosses: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

"This tm is very embarrassing." The little boss of the chain set directly expressed his thoughts, saving others from having to broadcast it for him in the universe.

"I advise you not to think too much." Wang Mo said slowly, not looking too nervous.

"First, loving your wife is not an unimaginable character design, a man with a little sense of responsibility and sense of responsibility can still do it; second, but I still advise you not to waste your energy sending out distress signals, the villains can't receive it." Yes, and your signal has been received for me to crack and copy, if you don't cooperate again, I will use your signal to scold them." Wang Mo said with the most upright and pure face about the little boss. Tell the most cruel and terrible truth.

Small boss: "..."

If I had known earlier, I might as well have followed him. I have the feeling of being a villain, and I don’t have to suffer retribution for doing bad things. Isn’t it the flattering serial boss who once again expressed his mentally retarded remarks on the public screen.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo rolled his eyes, and suddenly there was a gentle feeling deep in his heart. He knew that Xun Ying had woken up, so he stopped talking nonsense with the serial boss, and was going to play with Xun Ying at his girl's heart. Son.

"You...you don't want to be too complacent!" Lianhuantao's little boss felt that the opponent was too serious about color and underestimated the enemy, and felt that he was offended, so he yelled at Wang Mo very head-on.

"Do you think that if you take one step and watch three steps, you can ignore our villain? Tell you, you are too naive!" the little boss of the chain said cursingly.

"Oh, really." Wang Mo perfunctory the other party absent-mindedly, while getting into his small spaceship, and put on the safety helmet obediently.

Serial set of small bosses: "..."

"No, just wait for a while, don't you want to know what the very tragic fate you are about to face is?" The serial boss made a chicken crow.

Then he watched Wang Mo's small spaceship go up to the sky.

"That is, you will never get the thrill of fighting monsters and upgrading in your life, because you are a full-level boss at the beginning, hahahahaha!" The serial boss looked up at the starry sky on the ground, while still jumping and cursing.

Wang Mo: "..."

Since he seeks benevolence and obtains benevolence, Wang Mo sighed and fulfilled him in his heart.

After the serial boss scolded the street, he felt much better, and then he heard a loud noise in the sky, followed by the euphemistic tune played by Hulusi.

"The following is the weather forecast for you: the global meteor shower, the broadcast is over, thank you for watching."

-

"Don't you think this is a bit too much? What if the villain of the other party has revenge?"

In the small spaceship, the artificial mentally handicapped person who volunteered to act as a brain navigation system for Wang Mo, looked at the brilliant meteor shower outside the window, and couldn't help asking Wang Mo like this.

"No." Wang Mo shook his head firmly and said, "I have already put life and death aside."

"Is it so free and easy? But you still have a wife, so don't care about it." The artificial mentally retarded said rather surprised.

"Oh no, I didn't make it clear. I still cherish my life. I put the villain's life and death aside." Wang Moyun said lightly.

Artificial mental retardation: "..."

Maybe the other party is indeed a villain, but you are really a devil, the artificial mentally retarded thought.

-

Wang Mo drove his beloved small spaceship and landed on his little girl-shaped planet again. Then he saw that Xun Ying was sitting near a bonfire with the blanket he had covered him, warming himself by the fire. drinking coffee.

"You really know how to enjoy it." Wang Mo said as he got off the small spaceship and walked towards Xun Ying.

"Didn't you light this fire?" Xun Ying asked him back, pulling back his cloak naturally, allowing Wang Mo to get in and snuggle up with him.

"I lit it up. I sensed that you were awake. I was afraid that you would feel cold, so I lit a fire to warm you up." Wang Mo said.

"How can you be cold in your heart?" Xun Ying laughed and said.

"It's not the coldness in temperature, it's the loneliness without me by your side." Wang Mo said something earthy and loving.

"You really know me very well." Xun Yingyou was moved and said with emotion.

"I have an inexplicable affinity for bonfires, but how do you know that?" Xun Ying asked Wang Mo.

"Guess." Wang Mo said.

"I'm thinking, if people came from the monkey's era, they should like bonfires."

Xun Ying: "..."

"Just kidding, if you are sensitive to this, I won't say it in the future." Wang Mo saw that Xun Ying was lost in thought, so he took the initiative to admit his mistake.

"That's not true. Although I'm not that old, I'm not short of the past few years." Xun Ying shook his head freely and said.

These few years... How many years... how many years? This time, Wang Mo fell into deep thought.

So the two hugged each other relatively silently, sitting by the campfire and looking at the stars. After a while, Wang Mo took Xun Ying's cup and took a sip of the coffee that was not too hot.

"If you want coffee, I'll pour you another pot." Seeing this, Xun Ying said.

"No need, I just have a few sips when I have nothing to do." Wang Mo shook his head as he drank his coffee casually.

"Are you so free?" Xun Ying then gave up struggling and continued to cuddle with Wang Mo, saying something casually.

After a while, there was a faint sound of "beep, beep, beep..." in the sky.

"Amo, have you..."

"I heard a voice." Before Xun Ying could finish speaking, Wang Mo continued to add.

"Yeah, it's the kind of electronic sound, beep beep." Xun Ying nodded.

"I heard it too." Wang Mo nodded and said, then remembered the voice-reading function that he had just turned on.

"I just opened the voice broadcasting brain hole, it can't be that," Wang Mo thought for a while, and then greeted the sky.

"Artificial mental retardation"

"I'm here." The artificial mentally handicapped had given up on rectifying his name, and replied in a broken jar.

"Did I forget to turn off the function of voice reading brain hole?" Wang Mo asked.

"Yes dear," said the artificial mentally handicapped.

"But why is there only beep beep beep?" Wang Mo said with a puzzled expression.

"Because there is too much yellow waste in the brain hole, it is blocked by the system." The artificial mentally retarded said very frankly.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo looked back at Xun Ying who had already looked away.

"Xun Ying, what is going on in your mind?" Wang Mo asked with a spirit of exploration.

-

It was already the next day that the two of them came out of Wang Mo's brain hole.

After a full sleep in the room, Wang Mo didn't dare to continue to torment Xun Ying, so he climbed up alone first, and went downstairs, planning to cook a meal and get coffee first, and then wake Xun Ying to eat, after all Yesterday, because the voice could not play the brain hole, Wang Mo asked Xun Ying to play it by himself, and now he feels a little guilty.

When Wang Mo arrived in the kitchen, he was about to cook when he saw the old cat was already making coffee there with his big scratched face.

"It's almost ready, let's drink together later." The old cat said, he has the temperament of an old-fashioned gentleman. Although there are many semi-automatic, fully automatic, and even capsule-type coffee machines at home, the old cat still likes to use manual coffee machines. style.

Wang Mo looked at the old cat's face that had been beaten like a rotten sour pear, and couldn't help feeling distressed and confused.

He remembered that when the puppet cat came to the house before, it always had a gentle and sweet look, and the little milk voice meowed, it didn't seem to have such a cruel personality.

However, Wang Mo was not easy to ask about the family affairs of the old cat, so he let go of this point.

After the old cat made coffee, he poured himself a cup, put the coffee cup on his head, and walked away with steady cat steps.

"I'll go to the cafe outside to have breakfast, you two please go your own way," said the old cat.

Wang Mo: "..."

Looking at the old cat's back, Wang Mo couldn't help admiring his balance ability.

After watching the old cat go, Wang Mo also made himself a cup of coffee, and simply drank it in the kitchen, then poured another cup of hot one, planning to go upstairs to see if Xun Ying was awake.

Just as Wang Mo was about to go upstairs with the cup, he suddenly heard the doorbell ring.

This is quite rare.

Because although their house has a door, because it is still home outside the door, basically no neighbors will come over, and the staff rarely visit directly like this.

However, because he had no safety concerns, Wang Mo opened the door directly.

Then he saw a burly man who was taller and mightier than the human form of their old cat standing at the door. He also had a very strange hairstyle in the middle and was wearing cool sunglasses.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Hello, who are you looking for?" Wang Mo asked hesitantly.

"Hi, may I ask if your cat is there? I'll talk to him about something." The tall and mighty man said, taking off his sunglasses.

It was only then that Wang Mo noticed that this eldest brother's face also seemed to be in full bloom, no matter how he looked at it, it was a bit similar to their old cat.

Wait, things won't be as I imagined, right? Wang Mo's heart thumped, as if he had opened the door to a new world.

"Yes, please come in first, sit down wherever you want, I will call him." Wang Mo restrained his gossip that was about to explode, let the other party into the living room, then went to the kitchen, and brought him a cup coffee.

When Wang Mo came out of the kitchen, intending to go around the sofa and serve coffee to the guests, because of the angle, he could clearly see the shocking print on the neck of this tall and mighty man. dent marks.