am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

It seems that this chain of contempt that existed in nature from the very beginning will not change the most simple view even after having Taoism, Wang Mo thought in his heart dumbfounded.

Then he wondered, if Brother Mao met a mouse with extraordinary talents, and both of them were in human form, would there be such a thing as blood suppression?

Old cat: "..."

"You seem to be thinking about something terrible." The old cat fell into deep thought while being ruaed, while watching Wang Mo's pensive expression.

"No, no," Wang Mo quickly denied, "I'm just thinking about a philosophical issue... I mean, a philosophical issue in the traditional sense."

Old cat: "..."

In this way, Wang Mo's amateur cat-stroking activities lasted for several ten minutes.

The old cat is very satisfied with Wang Mo's method, but obviously, Wang Mo doesn't seem to be so addicted to this hobby that he can't extricate himself.

It seems that I don't have a lot of love for the activity that is very popular on social software, Wang Mo thought with some frustration.

It seems that if you want to succeed in cultivating immortals, you still need to continue looking for suitable projects.

"How about young people, it feels good, isn't it very soothing?" However, the old cat seems to have a natural stance on the cat's side for the fact that there are not many people who can refuse to pet the cat, so this Ask Wang Modao.

"Yes, yes, cats are friends of human beings." Wang Mo quickly resorted to his "diplomatic rhetoric", and sent the old cat to leave the study with a satisfied expression.

It seems that no matter how burly the human form is, Brother Cat always has a proud side. Wang Mo felt emotional, and then began to search online for entertainment activities that could pass the long time of cultivating immortals.

So Wang Mo had no choice but to continue to search for suitable immortal cultivation projects on social networks, but he always seemed to lack interest, so he passed away until three o'clock in the morning, which is the hour when Yang Qi weakens and Yin Qi prevails.

Wang Mo: "..."

In fact, I have been looking for a suitable immortal cultivation project itself, which is a very good cultivation project. Wang Mo was bored, so he started to make dolls in his heart.

"Your Majesty, ban nesting dolls."

Just when Wang Mobai was bored and kept mating dolls, his younger brothers burst out of Wang Mo's brain, crying and saying.

"Ah! My eyes!"

Once the brothers came out of Wang Mo's brain hole, they were blinded by his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes by the beauty of Apollo.

Wang Mo: "..."

"That's not necessary." Wang Mo shrugged, shook his head and sighed.

"I want it." While rubbing their eyes, the brothers barely recovered their vision, but they still didn't dare to look directly at Wang Mo's flourishing beauty.

"My lord, you have become beautiful again, why didn't you inform us?"

"That's right, my lord, we are blind and can't go to the hospital for treatment, how miserable."

Brothers played the sad card one after another.

Wang Mo: "..."

"You are all living in my brain. To put it bluntly, you have become roundworms in my stomach. Don't you know what I look like?" Wang Mo said innocently.

"That's not what you said, Your Majesty."

"In your child's subconscious mind, you are still the slut you were a few years ago, I mean, an ordinary-looking young man." The brothers' skill in painting style is still online, so they quickly changed their words and fooled it.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Your Majesty, you are the typical character in romance novels who are beautiful without knowing it."

"Yes, my lord, you should pay more attention to this point in the future, otherwise you will easily become suspected of being a green tea bitch."

Wang Mo: "..."

"That's the end of this topic." Wang Moxin waved his hands tiredly and said, "Back to the topic just now, why don't you let me make dolls?"

"Because nesting dolls will cause brain storms, meteor showers and the like in your brain will almost kill us." The brothers cried and hugged their missing arms and legs and fell off On the one hand, he was very proficient in installing it back for himself, and on the other hand, he complained pitifully.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Okay, I just don't make dolls in the future." Wang Mo said apologetically.

As soon as other people's brainstorming is started, fantastic ideas will appear, and as soon as my brainstorming is started, natural disasters will appear. Alas, it is really difficult to be an ordinary person, Wang Mo thought.

He originally thought about it casually, but once he thought of this, he suddenly felt a feeling similar to anxiety, and even his brain began to become anxious.

Why am I anxious? Wang Mo thought to himself, he actually has a pretty good acceptance of his own physique. With so many younger brothers to accompany him, it’s okay to drive his own small spaceship to wander in the brain hole, and he doesn’t need to spend holidays I squeezed out to travel with everyone, and the most important thing is that the one-day tour of the brain hole does not cost a penny.

"My lord, what's the matter with you, lord?" Just as Wang Mo was analyzing his state of mind, the younger brothers saw his beautiful brows tangled together, so they hurriedly asked him about the health of the dragon body.

Unexplainably anxious. "Because they are all his younger brothers, Wang Mo didn't hide anything, and directly expressed his troubles.

"Is it because my wife is not enough?" A brother blurted out.

"Fart, the king is now a big star who reverses all sentient beings, can he not have a wife?" Another brother slapped the brother who was talking nonsense in front of me, and retorted at the same time.

"You're the one who farts, so it depends on who the king's wife is." Unwillingly, the photographed brother picked up his own head that had been photographed and rolled far away, and argued cursingly.

"If you say that, it makes sense. It's like a well-to-do family who wants to marry the richest man in the country. Although the family can be regarded as having a car, a house and three golds, it is still very embarrassing when you show it to others. of."

A group of old brothers began to sit together, and Zhang's parents and Li's family chatted with each other.

Wang Mo: "..."

"No, you wait for a while, the gap between the rich and the poor between me and the princess is not as big as you think." Wang Mo argued with the last stubbornness of a man.

"My lord, with all due respect, you don't know anything about wealth."

"Why don't you discuss it with the princess, how about a financial disclosure before the marriage?"

Wang Mo: "..."

I won't mention this matter, isn't that self-inflicted humiliation? Wang Mo thought to himself.

"Let's not talk about this for now", so Wang Mo got up, waved his hands and said, "You guys give me an idea, I don't know what to do when I stay up late to cultivate immortality, I don't seem to have any special hobbies .”

"Reading novels"

"Not very literary."

"Refresh"

"I just make movies and TV shows, and I always bring in professional knowledge, so I can't watch dramas well."

"Playing games!"

"The princess is addicted to games and cannot extricate herself. If I become more addicted, I am afraid that the two of us will only play games under a quilt in the future."

Brothers: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

"Otherwise, watch the short video." The brothers finally found another good way to pass the time and cultivate immortality and entertainment.

"I haven't paid attention to this aspect before." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

So the brothers took out their mobile phones one after another and taught Wang Mo how to play and which apps to download first.

After a toss, Wang Mo dismissed all the brothers, and then watched.

What's the point of this? After Wang Mo watched several short videos, he couldn't understand where the interesting points of the brothers were, but because he was bored, he kept scrolling.

This brushing lasted until the next morning.

Wang Mo: "It smells so good!"

In fact, I didn’t think it was a nutritious short video just by watching one, but after watching it, most of the apps will have a certain probability to send you videos related to the videos you watched, sometimes like a series Yes, although I know that many of them are filmed according to the established script, but it is true that once it starts to be used, it becomes more and more impossible to stop. It is really magical.

"This is too magical." Wang Mo thought to himself, he obviously didn't take it seriously when he first watched it, but he didn't expect...

"I'll go back to my room and sleep after watching one more." Wang Mo made a rule for himself, but in a blink of an eye, he posted more than a dozen short videos.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Forget it, maybe this is the true meaning of cultivating immortals." Wang Mo thought to himself, and then decided to let nature take its course.

Wang Mo originally planned to go back to his room to sleep after watching the short video, but he ended up procrastinating after watching the short video. At most, he turned over excitedly on the sofa in the study, and then continued watching , Looking at it, the little fluffy head tilted, and fell asleep in a daze.

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The next morning.

When Xun Ying was half asleep and half awake, he reached out to touch the side, but only touched the pillow which was no longer warm.

Xun Ying: "..."

Didn't Amo suspend work recently because of her sudden beauty? Why did she get up so early, Xun Ying thought.

He thinks that Wang Mo still likes to sleep in. Maybe it was because he didn't get enough sleep when he was moving bricks. Later, he didn't get enough sleep in the entertainment industry, so he likes to use it whenever he has free time. Sleep, instead of taking a short vacation like others like to go out and travel.

Of course, after they confirmed their relationship, Wang Mo was still keen on sleeping, but this sleeping became more generalized.

Xun Ying felt curious, so he got up and searched all over the room for his little boyfriend, and finally found Wang Mo in the study.

Why did I fall asleep in the study? Is it because I couldn't sleep, so I came to study? Xun Ying thought to himself.

Because he often saw Wang Mo falling asleep there without hesitation when he was taking online courses or doing exercises by himself.

Xun Ying: "..."

I must not let Amo know what I think, Xun Ying's strong desire to survive has sounded the alarm in his heart.

"Amo, why are you sleeping here? Go back to your room and go to sleep. Don't catch a cold." Xun Ying put away his thoughts, touched his little boyfriend, and then he heard, from Wang Mo There seemed to be some strange noises coming from under his body.

Xun Ying: ""

Xun Ying stretched out his hand and found a mobile phone. It turned out that Wang Mo fell asleep while playing with the mobile phone.

Xun Ying wanted to turn off the phone for him, but when he rolled his eyes, he saw a short video of a girl dancing on the screen of Wang Mo's phone.

Xun Ying: "..."

I never thought that one day I would face topics such as "boyfriend likes to watch female anchors, is he not interested in me anymore", Xun Ying thought.

But he soon realized that this short video should have just been broadcast randomly.

Xun Ying clicked on the app and saw that it really has the function of automatic continuous broadcast.

Since when did Amo fall in love with short videos? Xun Ying couldn't help but wondered in his heart. He turned off his phone and fell into deep thought.

-

After catching up on sleep for a long time, Wang Mo finally woke up awkwardly. When he woke up, he found that it was already afternoon.

Wang Mo: "..."

It seems that my practice of cultivating immortality is relatively successful, Wang Mo thought, this is a standard behavior of staying up late, but I don’t know if it has such a magical effect on my appearance as netizens claim.

Wang Mo crawled up, stretched out his hand and rubbed his cheeks, and found that the touch was still soft and soft, so he had a bad premonition.

Wang Mo: "..."

So Wang Mo ran to the bathroom quickly and looked in the mirror.

Wang Mo: "..."

Still the same beauty, beautiful as a ray of light, Wang Mo commented on his own face unceremoniously.

It seems that it is better for me not to appear in the public eye in the short term, otherwise someone will say that I have changed my head again, Wang Mo thought.

In fact, it is not particularly difficult for Wang Mo to accept Sanhei saying that he changed his head, but sometimes he will see some Sanhei saying that he has undergone plastic surgery so much that he doesn't even know his own mother.

Although Wang Mo is an orphan and has no parents since he was a child, he is not inferior, but this statement still makes him feel a little bit sad, that is, "If my mother is still alive, since I haven't seen her for so many years, I Whether she has had plastic surgery or not, even if she saw it on TV, she still wouldn’t be able to recognize it.” Feeling emotional.

Although this kind of mood will not make Wang Mo's mood bad, it will certainly not make him feel good, so Wang Mo decided that it is better not to attend any public occasions for the time being. Work hard to cultivate immortality, it's best to make yourself look less glamorous, let's talk about it when we go out.

Wang Mo made up his mind, so he started his short video journey.

Staying at home every day, just eating, sleeping and watching short videos with Xun Ying, I also lived a happy fat house life.

However, in the peaceful life, Wang Mo still found that something seemed wrong.

In the past, Xun Ying seemed to always like to be with him. They hadn't had sex for a long time, and they were both at a vigorous (physical) age. It is normal for young lovers to always stick together. However, recently, Xun Ying Ying always looks very busy.

Wang Mo originally thought that the part-time job of the CEO was very busy, but after asking the old cat by accident, he said that Xun Ying hadn't gone out at all recently and was staying at home.

Of course, the situation in their family is different from that of most families.

In most families, how many members of your family stay at home are basically clear at a glance. Even if everyone stays in their own room, they will always come out to make a fuss when eating, and come to a restaurant for a day trip something.

But in Wang Mo and Xun Ying's house, it will take you at least several days to determine whether your family member is at home. If so, who would have known that it would take the year of the monkey and the month of the horse to dig out the other party like digging three feet out of the ground.

Now, Wang Mo is facing such a situation. Although the old cat said that Xun Ying did not go out to do a full-time or part-time job, but if Wang Mo is hard to find, it may not be so easy to catch.

Wang Mo: "..."

Who would have thought that a too big home would be a trouble? Wang Mo, who had spent several springs, summers, autumns and winters in a single room in a rental house, finally realized the troubles of rich people at this moment.

However, since Xun Ying's recent schedule is quite regular, and the procedures are going well, it should not be because of any difficult things, but probably because he wants to have a little space for himself at a certain time every day, Wang Mo thought.

Intellectually speaking, he certainly knows that couples don’t necessarily need to stick together seven times 24 hours. Leaving enough private space for each other is also one of the expressions of respect for their partners. However, emotionally, Wang Mo still enjoys it. It turned out that when we first got together, Xun Ying was always attached to his feeling of being depended on.

Especially the type like Xun Ying who prefers the demeanor of a good son and is not very good at expressing emotions unrestrainedly. When he is clingy, he will show a contrasting and cute feeling.

Obviously always watching secretly behind the door, but if Wang Mo didn't call him, he wouldn't take the initiative to go there.

But once Wang Mo found Xun Ying behind the door and greeted him, he would pounce on him like an eagle catching a chick.

Thinking of this, Wang Mo thought it was cute, but since he couldn't hold it for the time being, he had to do something else to divert his attention.

So Wang Mo clicked on his old friends, those short videos.

As soon as he entered the homepage, he found that a newcomer's work was pushed up on the homepage, and the number of hits was overwhelming.

Wang Mo clicked in and took a look, and found that the person in the video turned out to be his aloof and domineering CEO boyfriend.

At this moment, he is wearing coral fleece pajamas, dancing in the video.

"Thank you dear old irons, double-click 666, come!"