am i a devil

Love is really a profound knowledge, Wang Mo thought.

As long as his hormones towards me are still there, he will care about me but will not talk. If you want him to be all-round, he can’t care about me and he will be chaotic. Then the hormones will come to an end. This is really a fish head that cannot be removed. An insoluble paradox, Wang Mo felt that in the process of fighting wits and courage with Xun Ying, his way of thinking had undergone a certain degree of complicated change.

No wonder some people say that a good man is transformed by his ex-girlfriend. Anyway, I will not do such a stupid thing. If he bends over in the future, it must be me, and I can't take advantage of outsiders.

Wang Mo's mind was full of the idea that the fat and water would not flow to outsiders' fields, and he began to bury his head in the problem again.

He opened the math paper first, and Wang Mo rested his chin and looked at the numbers and symbols.

To be honest, the best time for his math is when he calculated his wife's book.

Because it is only [-] yuan, basically elementary school students can count it clearly.

After he changed his job and became a part-time superstar who beats demons, he didn't even know his own income. Every time he got the money, he handed it over to Xun Ying. In order to repay the account to him for the first time, and to suggest some financial management directions to him, he basically couldn't understand what the other party was talking about, so he nodded and agreed.

In such an ecological environment, Wang Mo really has no chance to learn mathematics well.

Wang Mo: "..."

Just when Wang Mo was scratching his head in embarrassment, he suddenly heard the voice of a child "giggling" in the void and laughed.

"How stupid!"

"Damn it!"

"It's better to die!"

Wang Mo: ""

If you say I'm stupid, I'll admit it. Anyway, my brain is really not very good, but my brain is not good enough to waste your rice. Why should I die? I won't go, I have to go by yourself, Wang Mo A rooster crowed in my heart.

But if I really go, it seems to be the same as now, anyway, most of my acquaintances are there, such as those thousands of brothers, and we can still have fun together Eating hot pot and playing mahjong under my bed, Wang Mo was not so angry after thinking about it.

But when he looked up and saw Xun Ying sitting in front of him, Wang Mo decided not to die again, and must agree to this battle.

People have been chasing me for so long, I can't pat my ass to death, let him be a widow, but then again, it is said that people and ghosts have different paths, but can you do that kind of thing?

Wang Mo's brain circuits galloped arbitrarily in his own cosmic space, and started another scientific research hypothesis.

Maybe his brain hole is too big. Wang Mo feels that when he thinks about problems recently, the range of thinking divergence is quite wide. Once he starts to associate, he doesn’t know where his thoughts have gone. Then, I forgot where the original starting point was.

Like now.

How did I come up with the issue of being a widow? Wang Mo thought to himself.

Just when Wang Mo was about to start the constriction of the world line, he suddenly felt a tightness in his neck, and then his neck was tightly strangled by something.

Ah, by the way, I remembered, a brat told me to die, in the blink of an eye, Wang Mo finally remembered what happened just now, and was about to put it into practice immediately.

It turns out that those words were not scolding me, but really killing me!Wang Mo wanted to make a rooster crow, but he couldn't.

Wang Mo was strangled so badly that he subconsciously wanted to kick his long legs compared to ordinary people and short legs compared to Xun Ying, but he was still confined to the chair because of his stature. Because of the above relationship, the short legs can't kick anymore.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo was holding the five-year college entrance examination and the three-year simulation, and planned to write another note to ask for help, but he caught the English test paper as soon as he grabbed it.

Because of the shared language, Wang Mo's English is no different from his mother tongue. Once he picked it up, he subconsciously knew what was written on the paper.

As a result, after taking a look, the noose around his neck was loosened a little, at least he could breathe fresh air.

Wang Mo: ""

Wang Mo hurriedly took the time to do two questions. This time, the noose around his neck was completely loosened.

Wang Mo: "..."

This story tells us that if you don't study hard, your life is in danger. Wang Mo vomited in his heart.

With some difficulty, he raised his arm whose elbow was absorbed on the surface of the table, and touched the side of his neck with difficulty.

There was indeed a thick and thin rope wrapped around his neck.

Wang Mo looked up with difficulty along the direction where the rope was spreading, and saw that the rope wrapped around his neck was hanging down from the sky, soaring into the clouds, with no end in sight.

Wang Mo: "..."

The most ruthless wolf fire in ancient times was just the hanging beam of the head. His design directly removed the word "head" and changed it to "hanging beam". Wang Mo cried out in his heart, thinking that the design of this small reincarnation kind.

Wait a minute, now that there is a deadly version of the head cantilever, there won't be any awls that might pierce the artery.

Wang Mo had an open mind, and when he lowered his head, he saw densely packed granular bumps growing on his seat, and there seemed to be... a tendency to gradually become sharper.

Wang Mo: "..."

It seems that the owner of this small reincarnation, is it the same as when I was young, understanding "awl stabbing the ass" as "pricking the buttocks with an awl"? Fuck it, Wang Mo thinks of this, and the crowing of a chicken is no longer enough to express his heart Deep fear and shock.

Wang Mo raised his head to look in Xun Ying's direction, and found that the situation on his side was much more optimistic than his own.

Although he was also imprisoned within an inch between the desk and the chair, but at least his neck was not put on a noose like Wang Mo's, so he didn't grow any horror compared to the seat under his buttocks. pegboard bar.

Okay, the situation over there at Xunying is still stable for the time being, and now I just need to deal with my own mess, Wang Mo thought with a little relaxation, and then took the lead in opening the English paper and started Started to write quickly.

Because of the shared language database before, Wang Mo did the questions quite smoothly. Although he only knows how to use a language proficiently, he may not be able to get a full score in the language test, but he has the proficiency of his mother tongue. , It is quite easy to complete the topic within the specified time and get a decent score.

Wang Mo finished a set of English papers quite quickly, and the noose around his neck finally became looser. When he continued his efforts and finished the second set, the noose around his neck finally twisted and twisted. It twisted, and then slashed across Wang Mo's neck, and retracted into the high sky like a cold and malicious snake.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo was finally able to catch his breath and exhale his soul.

It seems that when the critical moment comes, my younger brothers are still reliable, Wang Mo thought quite fortunately.

If it weren't for his brothers who selflessly shared resources with him, he might be hanged up and beaten now. After returning home, let's treat his brothers to a meal, Wang Mo thought.

He had just finished two sets of papers. As a scumbag, Wang Mo felt that he had tried his best, and felt that his body had been hollowed out.

Anyway, the noose around his neck was taken off, so he can breathe a sigh of relief now, and lie down on the table to rest.

So Wang Mo lay down on the table quite confidently, letting his oxygen-deprived brain take a good rest for a while.

But just a few seconds after he got down on the ground, he felt something was wrong.

The things on the chair that were suspected to grow into nail plates seemed to be sharpening.

Wang Mo: "..."

Can you still take the position I finally won from Xun Ying?