am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo glanced at the Xun Ying pillow that was twisting like a ham sausage, kicked him off his bed without even thinking about it.

"Ouch, King, what are you doing?" Ham Chang'er rubbed his buttocks and said, although he was so soft that he wouldn't hurt at all, but he still felt aggrieved.

"No, who told you that I like Xun Ying's?" Wang Mo said.

"I judged it myself based on big data." Gang Jing thought for a while and said.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Wash up and go to bed." Wang Mo said expressionlessly.

While stuffing the barbette under the bed, he also kindly greeted him.

"Brothers, let's take a rest earlier, Gang Jing... Ham sausage is here for the first day, and I'm a little bit choosing a bed." Wang Mo said.

He felt that the name Gang Jing had a derogatory connotation, and since everyone would be brothers in the future, it would be more friendly to call them by nicknames.

However, he didn't know that the ham sausage under the bed was crying against the wind at this moment, and in his heart he would rather be called a gangster than he didn't like his new nickname that sounded quite appetizing.

-

Wang Mo's affairs over the past few days have come to an end, and he was able to rest at home for a while.

However, he found that Xun Ying seemed to have a new hobby recently, and he was not as clingy to himself as before.

Complicated mood, Wang Mo thought.

He found that Xun Ying has recently been addicted to the Internet and cannot extricate himself, which is simply the standard portrayal of contemporary young people, and he must be a qualified bow-headed family at home.

Not only did he keep swiping his phone during his leisure time, but even when he was eating, he ate alone with his head down and sullenly, and from time to time he glanced at the phone next to his rice bowl.

Just go with your mobile phone, Wang Mo looked at Xun Ying and cried in his heart.

Xun Ying seemed to feel the death gaze from Wang Mo, so he looked up at him.

"You surf the Internet too," Wang Mo greeted him.

Xun Ying nodded his head as a matter of course, and then continued to project his gaze back to the screen of the mobile phone.

Wang Mo: "..."

It's over, he has a paper man wife.

Wang Mo's heart turned cold.

No matter how good I am, can I still compare to the paper man? Wang Mo thought to himself.

Why can't it be compared to Wang Mo? Thinking back a step, and then regained a little bit of confidence.

At least I can not only read it, but also use it, Wang Mo thought.

Just when Wang Mo was dueling with some imaginary paper man deep in his heart, he suddenly heard Xun Ying's "tsk", then he put away his phone and pushed his job.

"I'm done." Xun Ying said.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo felt that Xun Ying had something to hide from him, but he had no position to interfere with the other party.

If he was his father, he could have slapped the table and shouted, "Stop for me, you'll be swiping your phone as soon as you get back, and the food won't taste good. Look at the rice bowl, there are still a few mouthfuls left in it!"

However, all this is useless, Wang Mo thought to himself, not only is he not the father of the other party, but he is also living in a subtle cohabitation life with a tendency to eat soft food.

Under such circumstances, Wang Mo didn't have the confidence to act like his father, but he didn't want Xun Ying to continue playing with his phone.

So how can we prevent Xun Ying from playing with the mobile phone? That is to let him discover something more fun than the mobile phone.

Isn't that me? Wang Mo thought to himself, and then he was hit by his own memory.

"The game is more fun than you."

Wang Mo remembered the unbearable past.

So he sneaked up behind Xun Ying, twisted his neck into a very strange angle, watched the content on the screen of Xun Ying's mobile phone, but found that he was not playing a game, but Seems like I'm looking at a post on a forum.

Wang Mo: "..."

Could it be a star chasing forum? Xun Ying also joined my anti-gangster group, and is breaking heads with my opponent in the forum for me

Otherwise, I collected my beautiful photos in the forum. Wang Mo thought it was very beautiful in his heart, and then felt that he would be even more sad, because Xun Ying would rather like him like a paper man than look at him. Look at yourself in reality.

I seem to have a bit of a potential to be smart. After thinking about it, Wang Mo came to a conclusion, and he became more concerned about his very caring mood itself.

Wang Mo watched Xun Ying sitting there motionless and playing with his mobile phone, and suddenly wanted to replace the mobile phone.

Xun Ying's current location is in the center of the hall, on top of the very large and comfortable sofa directly under the chandelier.

Because the sofa is not placed against the wall, Wang Mo can easily go around behind Xun Ying.

So Wang Mo started to walk around the sofa to gain a sense of presence.

I walk around, he will notice me no matter what, right? Then he will throw his phone away, Wang Mo thought to himself.

So he walked around in front of Xun Ying as if nothing had happened.

Xun Ying didn't even raise his eyelids. Of course, he probably didn't want to ignore Wang Mo subjectively, but probably didn't see him at all.

Wang Mo: "..."

Well, I will give you another chance to notice my flourishing beauty, Wang Mo encouraged himself in his heart, and then walked around the sofa gracefully.

This time, Xun Ying moved.

But obviously, he found a post in the forum that could arouse his interest, and then his body tensed up, and his slender fingers began to swipe on the touch screen of the mobile phone very flexibly. Is replying.

Wang Mo: "..."

It is known that I am not as fun as the game, Wang Mo thought, but I never thought that I am not as good as the forum now.

Wang Mo's heart was ashamed, and he watched Xun Ying operating with great concentration.

After typing, his fingers continued to make a pull-down gesture, as if he was checking over and over again to see if there were new replies under the post.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo suddenly remembered that when Xun Ying chatted with him on social software, he never seemed to reply in seconds, and sometimes it took a long time before he realized it. The reason was probably because he went to eat and drink water. I went to work, went to the toilet, and so on.

Wang Mo: "..."

Who are you communicating with? Wang Mo thought to himself, and then broke the vow he had just made that "I will be a grandson if I walk around again", and walked around the sofa secretly.

-

After Wang Mo walked for an unknown number of laps like a grinder, his sports watch even made a creaking sound.

Wang Mo looked down at his watch, and it turned out that today's exercise kilometers had been exceeded.

Wang Mo: ""

How many times have I walked around the sofa? Wang Mo couldn't help but began to doubt life in his heart. He looked at Xun Ying who was sitting on the sofa and was still concentrating on reading the post, and he smashed his phone. have.

"Xun Ying." Wang Mo walked over and called him.

"Um"

Xun Ying hummed without raising his head, but his reaction was quite clever. Within a few seconds after recalling Wang Mo's death gaze, Xun Ying finally temporarily removed his gaze, which was more precious than gold, from the screen of his mobile phone. Moved away and looked at Wang Mo.

"Amo, why is your face so red?"

After seeing Wang Mo's face, Xun Ying said with a little surprise.

Isn't this nonsense, you walk briskly for an hour without stopping, I see if your face is red or not, Wang Mo complained in his heart with a little red face like a monkey's buttocks.

"Xun Ying, I'm going to participate in a show in a few days. I need to prepare a dance. The body teacher has already taught me, but I want to practice again. Can I contact you in the hall? It's more generous here." Wang Mo said.

"Please do what you want." Xun Ying nodded, then withdrew his golden gaze, and continued to be addicted to the Internet.

Wang Mo: "..."

So Wang Mo returned to the room with a blank face, changed into a set of exercise clothes, and then returned to the hall again, turned on the background music of the mobile phone, and began to dance in front of Xun Ying.

From now on, Xun Ying would keep his face and heart beating and scroll through the posts there, and it could be seen that he was not pretending to be calm at all, but really calm, so calm that he couldn't even hear the background music on Wang Mo's phone the point.

Wang Mo: "..."

Then Wang Mo twisted around Xun Ying like a cylinder blown by a blower placed at the door when a new supermarket opened, and turned up the background music playing on the phone to the loudest.

However, Xun Ying still didn't respond, and looked at the mobile phone intently, as if what he was holding was not a mobile phone, but a memorial about the national economy and people's livelihood. A demon concubine is like a diligent emperor who sits in her arms and is not chaotic.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo twisted for a long time, and the vigorous and explosive dance taught to him by the physique teacher was about to become a famous female group, but Xun Ying still didn't raise his eyes to look at him.

Wang Mo: "..."

Although I was about to die of anger, I felt a sense of peace deep in my heart. Wang Mo thought to himself, if I don't like him in this life, I really can't blame this matter.

-

In the evening, the old cat came home humming a happy tune from outside.

Today he was invited to be a guest at the house of the Ragdoll cat. The old neighbors of that house still remembered that he was the house cat of the house opposite the door, so they were very friendly to him. They not only let him in to play with the Ragdoll cat, They also prepared a very rich canned food.

After the old cat played for a day, in order to thank the puppet cat for its kind hospitality, it turned into a human form for a while, helped the puppet cat brush its long hair for a while, and then quietly bid farewell and went home.

Today's experience is very good, but the fly in the ointment is that he just ate a large amount of canned cat food and turned into a human form. The canned food that was originally delicious for cats has transformed into a kind of human taste buds. The style of painting is very strange.

I must brush my teeth as soon as I get home, the old cat thought in his heart. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xun Ying sitting on the sofa and brushing his mobile phone. Not far from him, Wang Mo lay on the ground, his calf still twitching from time to time Twice, it looks like the body has been hollowed out.