am i a devil

Female ghost: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

Wait a minute, why should I say that I am gay? Wang Mo crowed in his heart.

I am obviously asexual, at least judging from the current situation.

So just when the female ghost was about to pounce on her, Wang Mo waved her hand.

"Wait for a while, I'll correct a statement." With a rigorous academic attitude, Wang Mo interrupted the female ghost's attack.

"What I meant just now is, where do you put homosexuality and our asexuality." Wang Mo corrected his statement rigorously and prudently.

The female ghost was silent for a while, obviously unable to keep up with Wang Mo's logic chain.

"What are you talking about, when did you become asexual, you forgot what you did to me!"

After the female ghost's reflex arc circled the earth for a week, she finally remembered her lines, and then started to unbutton her evening dress, which didn't have much fabric.

"Don't come here!" Wang Mo said tremblingly, and was cornered by the female ghost step by step.

Wang Mo's back bumped into the porthole that had just been broken by Xun Ying because of the extremely fast back movement. When he subconsciously turned around, he saw Xun Ying struggling to slap the porthole in the recovered water. .

Because of holding his breath for a long time, his face showed an unhealthy flush, and at the same time, traces of blood had already leaked out from the hand knocking on the porthole.

By the way, after the female ghost was angered just now, she recovered from this small reincarnation. It seems that the enchantment has been strengthened, and it is not so easy for Xun Ying to break in. Wang Mo was anxious in his heart.

He quickly put his face on the porthole, and shouted: "I'm fine! You go up!"

So the two communicated with each other through the window, talking and making gestures.

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost waited by the side for a while, then couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out her slender and withered fingers, grabbed Wang Mo, and slipped him back to her side.

"You still said that you didn't like anyone else!" the female ghost questioned Wang Mo while shaking him like a sandbag.

"No." Wang Mo said while looking worriedly at Xun Ying who was outside the hull.

"You!" Enraged by his insincere attitude, the female ghost reached out to fix Wang Mo's face, forcing him to look at her.

"I really didn't like it!" Wang Mo's face was pinched, making it look like an octopus about to splash ink, because Xun Ying was injured by knocking on the porthole outside, The violent temper also came up, and the tone was not too polite to the female ghost.

"Why do you think it's easy for me to fall in love with others? I may be asexual, but I just can't fall in love with others. Do you think you are troubled? Let me tell you, I am still troubled! A person who is as beautiful as a flower, rich and immortal Do you understand the feeling of a beautiful woman dangling in front of your eyes every day... the feeling of powerlessness?"

Wang Moji was halfway through crowing, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. His statement seemed to have some unfavorable testimony for his health.

"It's not intentional!" Wang Mo corrected himself and said.

"It should be..." At this moment, Wang Mo feels more and more that knowledge is power. He knows too few idioms. As for the class, it is always good to learn more knowledge, hey, I don’t need to spend money to learn things now, Wang Mo suddenly remembered the matter of data sharing, and felt a little relieved.

"It's hardest to bear the grace of a beauty!"

Just when the female ghost got impatient and was about to rush over again, Wang Mo found out such a word from some corner of his mind, and yelled at it.

Female ghost: "..."

"Oh, is that right, can you really be indifferent to such a person?" After the female ghost became extremely angry, a smile appeared on her face, and then her cheeks began to twist. She kept changing all kinds of beautiful looks, either pure and pleasant, or coquettish and charming, and some faces looked familiar to Wang Mo, which was the face of a well-known young female star.

"Is your behavior infringing on other people's portrait rights?" Wang Mo asked the ghost while watching the female ghost's face change. He didn't think of any emotional problems, but thought of some legal issues.

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost stopped changing her face and looked at him expressionlessly.

Then her face collapsed, and the part above the neck was no longer a variety of bright and moving pretty faces, but a stack of banknotes.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I like it, but your data update is a bit slow. I'm a star now, and your amount seems a bit low." Wang Mo said.

Then he suddenly thought of something, and asked the stack of banknotes, "Do you know me? I'm a big star."

banknote:"……"

From the female ghost's neck, banknotes were constantly spraying out one by one, like a crazy cash machine.

Wang Mo: "..."

"No, what I mean is that no amount of money matters. My current values ​​have undergone fundamental changes." Wang Mo said.

ATM:"……"

The ATM returned to its girlish appearance, paused for a moment, and then its body began to swell rapidly, getting bigger and bigger, and finally turned into an exquisite and beautiful villa.

Wang Mo: "..."

Did she think I liked the house before? Wang Mo thought to himself.

When he lived in a dormitory or a work shed, he really wanted a house of his own, but now, he already has a home, as long as he is with Xun Ying and the others, it doesn't matter where he lives.

Wang Mo was thinking so while looking at the beautiful villa in front of him.

Has his heart started to waver? The house thought to himself, and then slowly opened the door to the new world towards Wang Mo.

Wang Mo looked at the house, thought for a second, then turned around and ran in the opposite direction to the house.

This lady's brain circuit is really strange, she has become a house, how can she catch up with me? Wang Mo thought while running.