am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

In a car that looks like a can of sardines, it is undoubtedly a very cruel thing for an enthusiastic little brother to maintain a half-squatting position of giving up his seat before getting up for a long time.

Therefore, Xun Ying had to respond to his behavior of giving up his seat in a very short period of time.

If I take the opportunity to sit down, then it is an admission that I am a... If I refuse, then everyone present will know that I have a beer belly, and it is estimated that I am not far from the Mediterranean Sea. Xun Ying is like this think.

If he sat down with the opportunity, wouldn't it be an admission that he is a... If he refuses, then everyone present will know that he has a beer belly, and it is estimated that he is not far from the Mediterranean Sea. , thinking with Xun Ying very much, and because of this famous paradox of giving up seats, I really want to see Xun Ying's reaction.

Then he saw that Xun Ying responded in a very short time. He nodded to the little brother who tried to give up his seat to thank him, then shook his head, pointed to the position of the car door, and said that he would immediately I was about to get off the train, and after the train stopped, I reached out and grabbed Wang Mo, and I really got off the train directly.

Wang Mo: "..."

It turns out that there is still this trick, Wang Mo thought to himself, it is worthy of being a human being, but it is different from ordinary mortals who can only make choices in paradox.

But fortunately, the place where they got off the car was not far from home, and the two walked around a few corners casually, and returned home smoothly.

After arriving at home, when changing shoes at the porch, Xun Ying had a little trouble.

His stomach was so big that he could barely see his feet.

The first time Xun Ying bent down, he didn't touch his shoes.

Xun Ying: "..."

Isn't it okay in the morning? Xun Ying thought to herself.

Then he bent down a second time, but still failed to touch his shoe.

Xun Ying: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo then reached out to help Xun Ying, so that he could change into the house slippers smoothly.

When they walked into the house, they saw the old cat watching them in the public space on the first floor, as if enjoying a good show.

"Little brother, take good care of Xun Ying in the future, his belly will get bigger and bigger, and gradually he can't even change his shoes by himself, so you have to do it for him. Of course, you don't have to do it for nothing, after all, the child... ..."

Before the old cat could finish his sentence, Xun Ying grabbed Fate by the nape of his neck and stuffed it directly into the cat's litter box.

"My stomach will go down tomorrow, so don't worry about it." Xun Ying said.

Wang Mo: "..."

Looking at Xun Ying's stomach, Wang Mo always felt that what he said was a bit exaggerated. If losing weight was really so easy, then he wouldn't be so tired that he would be panting like a dog climbing a rabbit.

But the origin of this incident was caused by himself after all, Wang Mo thought to himself, the meat on his stomach originally belonged to me, wait, there seems to be something wrong with this statement.

So Wang Mo abandoned the idea of ​​this matter, and only focused on weight loss itself. He wanted to exercise and lose weight with Xun Ying, so that he would not be mistaken for one of the old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant when he went out as soon as possible.

After dinner, Wang Mo played in the living room for a while, and then found that he had fallen asleep. As a result, he had just laid down when he saw Xun Ying walking out of his room wearing a tracksuit.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Do you still want to go for a run at this late hour?" Wang Mo asked Xun Ying.

Xun Ying nodded.

Looking at Xun Ying's round belly, Wang Mo couldn't bear it, so he got up from the sofa, put on his clothes, and was ready to go with Xun Ying.

"With your current figure, you probably don't need to run at night."

Xun Ying looked at Wang Mo's paper figure, and always felt that if he went running at night, a gust of night wind would blow him into the sky in one breath. If you have strings, you can fly a kite by the way.

"I don't need it, but I want to go with you. After all, this is my stomach too." Wang Mo said.

Now that Wang Mo said so, of course Xun Ying did not refuse the person he liked to accompany him to run at night, so he nodded and agreed.

The two of them wore short clothes and went for a night run in the park near their home.

Because of the black light and blindness, Wang Mo didn't have to cover it up very tightly, lest he would be regarded as a robbery if he didn't do it well, so he just wrapped a scarf to cover the lower half of his face, and Xun Ying did the same. , I brought him a couple model.

The two ran for a few steps, and found that there were more people coming to this park for night running than expected, and there were all kinds of people, men, women, old and young.

Wang Mo originally belonged to the square dancing camp. He only knew that there were many people dancing square dancing here in the evening, but he did not expect that the people running at night were not inferior to those older ladies who were keen on square dancing.

"I didn't expect so many people to run at night." Wang Mo couldn't help sighing to Xun Ying.

"Now that the living conditions are better, it is much easier to gain weight than in the past, and people are beginning to pay attention to the topic of physical health." Xun Ying nodded.

That's right, Wang Mo thought to himself, am I a typical example of accidentally getting fat into a ball? It's just that my ball was kicked to Xun Ying again.

Wang Mo was quite embarrassed, so he gritted his teeth tirelessly and ran round and round with Xun Ying.

However, they only ran two laps before being stopped by enthusiastic citizens.

"Young people, exercising is a good thing, but you also need to check your physical condition." An old man stopped them and said earnestly.

"That's right, it's true that pregnant women should exercise moderately, but they can't do such strenuous exercise." The elder sister who was watching from the side also echoed.

Xun Ying: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

He is 180 centimeters tall, how beautiful is he, can you old people see him as a girl in a dark environment? After all, even if he is more beautiful than a girl, don’t I look like Is it a rich man who can afford to marry a supermodel? Wang Mo couldn't help but scream in his heart.

"Young man, don't take it for granted. Take your daughter-in-law home to rest and have a rest after seeing the situation."

"The young people nowadays really don't listen to the old man's words, and they are suffering in front of their eyes. If something happens, you will regret it."

Enthusiastic citizens have started to persuade the "little couple".

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

Unable to explain one by one, the two looked at each other, and then walked away in silence.

After returning home, Xun Ying did not give up because of today's setbacks, but plunged into the gym instead.

If I had known earlier, wouldn’t it be enough to just run in the gym? Well, it’s my fault that I followed his train of thought. I’ve never lived in such a high-end house, so I forgot to bring my own gym.While thinking this way, Wang Mo followed Xun Ying into the gym.

Although he had always had a little impression of having a gym at home, he often couldn't remember it. Therefore, except for looking around like a curious baby when he first moved in, he hasn't been here for a while. Yes, after following Xun Ying in today to rejoice and rejoice, I still feel quite eye-opening.

"Amo, you don't need to accompany me, go and rest." Seeing Wang Mo walking in with him, Xun Ying persuaded him.

"I'm not sleepy yet. Besides, you're helping me lose weight. I can't help you with other things. It's okay to stay with you for a while." Wang Mo said.

Of course Xun Ying was very happy to spend more time with Wang Mo, so he nodded happily and started doing soft exercises.

Wang Mo looked at Xun Ying exercising, which opened his eyes. Before he didn't know that he had to do various preparations before exercising, he would just run around like a silly roe deer. After setting a correct example, I really want to learn from him.

After Xun Ying finished his warm-up exercises, he started jogging on the treadmill. After running for a while, he didn't seem to be satisfied with this intensity of training, so he jumped off the treadmill, got down on the ground and started doing push-ups .

This project is quite popular with boys. Wang Mo had tried this project before when he and other colleagues were having nothing to do, but they were basically tied. Yes, after taking a breather, we made an appointment to have some skewers.

Now seeing that Xun Ying was also working on this project, Wang Mo wanted to see how his physical strength was and whether he could beat himself in terms of numbers.

Then Wang Mo saw that Xun Ying immediately defeated him not only in quantity, but also in quality. He was doing it, maybe he felt a little bored, so he started to play tricks Son, changed to one-handed push-ups.

Wang Mo: "..."

You are obviously using the guise of losing weight to show off your masculine charm and personal skills, Wang Mo complained in his heart, and then looked at Xun Ying's arms with four-edged gold lines, and felt that his position was a bit precarious.

It doesn't matter, I can win by temperament, Wang Mo began to comfort himself after crowing in his heart.

So he watched Xun Ying doing push-ups boredly, making him a little sleepy, but he found that Xun Ying was still moving at a very uniform speed.

I am very grateful that I was born in a civilized age. If this was in the primitive age, the back of my neck would have been seriously injured the moment he set eyes on me, Wang Mo thought tremblingly in his heart.

However, Xun Ying was not made of iron. After experiencing high-intensity and persistent exercise, Wang Mo found that Xun Ying was already sweating.

So he walked to Xun Ying's side, took a towel, and asked him if he wanted to stop and rest for a while.

Xun Ying nodded, stopped, stood up and relaxed for a while, then took Wang Mo's towel, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked down, his stomach was still there.

Xun Ying: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

"The meat comes like a mountain, and the meat goes like silk." Wang Mo said very sadly.

"You can't become a fat man in one bite, I mean, you can't become a thin man overnight, otherwise, let's go here first today." Wang Mo looked at Xun Ying who was a little tired, and tried advise him.

"I want to rest too, but it's too late." Xun Ying shook his head and said.

"What's the matter? Are you going to attend any occasion recently?" Wang Mo said.

"Well, I'm going to attend a dinner party tomorrow." Xun Ying nodded.

Wang Mo: "..."

You are going to attend a dinner party tomorrow, why did you start working hard today? Do you think this is the final exam for college students? Wang Mo croaked in his heart.

Even if you exercise continuously all night, it won't work, Wang Mo said with a crying expression.

"Well, I know, but I can only try it, even if it loses a little bit." Xun Ying said pitifully.

See "By the way, I will rest tomorrow, and I don't need to go out at home, otherwise, you can share the fat with me." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

"But can you be sure that there will be no video calls or other activities tomorrow?" Xun Ying asked.

Now Wang Mo is a little uncertain. After all, he just got a new role, and many things have to be finalized from time to time.

Seeing Wang Mo's embarrassed expression, Xun Ying gave his own suggestion.

"Otherwise, you can also choose the stomach."

Wang Mo: "..."

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So early the next morning, Xun Ying went out in a smooth manner.

The old cat came back from the outside early with his mouth in his mouth, and saw Wang Mo, with a round belly, cleaning the dining table.

Old cat: "..."

How my cp said it was reversed, the old cat thought to himself, feeling that his house has collapsed.