am i a devil

Old cat: "..."

When I asked Xun Ying yesterday, didn't he still swear that so far, there has been no substantial progress? Why did the style of painting suddenly change in the middle of the night today? Not only are we together, but even a boyfriend behind his back Is it the scumbag who steals food outside? The old cat is quite skeptical about life in his heart.

On the other side, in Xun Ying's room, Wang Mo still had a roast duck in his left hand and a roast chick in his right, swallowing his saliva while arguing with Xun Ying.

"Didn't you swear just now that you want to share weal and woe with me? It turns out that this is how we share weal and woe face to face and behind the scenes!" Wang Moji exclaimed.

"Yes, and I really intend to do so." Xun Ying nodded, talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Wang Mo: "..."

I've never seen anything like this... Wang Mo thought cursingly in his heart.

"Amo, didn't you say that you won't have dinner today?" Xun Ying said.

"I really didn't eat it, but you, who claimed to share weal and woe with me, did." Wang Mo said confidently.

"Yes, but what I ate was not today's dinner." Xun Ying said, pointing to the owl clock on the wall.

Wang Mo looked up, and it was indeed past twelve o'clock, and what Xun Ying ate was not "today's dinner", but "tomorrow's breakfast".

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo didn't take it for granted, he had no choice but to open up a pure land of bliss in the depths of his heart, where he crowed to his heart's content.

"Amo, although literally speaking, I am not breaking my promise." Xun Ying still said boldly.

"But I'm still sorry, I didn't hold back the desire to eat something at this time." Xun Ying continued.

Did you eat "a little bit"? You ate a full feast!Wang Mo thought to himself.

"Amo, I don't expect your understanding when I say this, but I still want to tell you the reason why I eat." Xun Ying said.

Because you are greedy, Wang Mo complained in his heart.

Then it suddenly occurred to him that Xun Ying's appetite was quite large, especially when they had just gone through the period of cicada moulting. At that time, they went to the bun shop to eat buns, and they were surrounded by the shopkeeper.

"Aren't you... not full?" Wang Mo thought for a while and said, now he was no longer angry.

"Yes", Xun Ying nodded and said, "Do you know why I can't get enough to eat?"

Are you still growing? Wang Mo thought to himself, and at the same time felt that it seemed a bit wrong to say this to a person who is hundreds or thousands of years old.

"Tell me," Wang Mo said politely.

"When I just passed the cicada moulting period, my body needed a lot of happiness to help me adapt to this brand new body. If I was too depressed, the new body would gradually lose its vitality." Xun Ying said.

Wang Mo: "..."

I seem to have suffered from being uneducated, Wang Mo thought to himself, and made up his mind, planning to find an evening school near home to study when he is not busy with work, so as to improve his cultural level.

"Then... how can you get more happiness?" Wang Mo thought for a while and said, his tone at the moment was more concerned than condemned, but he himself hadn't realized it yet.

"It's the so-called sexuality." Xun Ying pondered for a moment, then replied.

Although Wang Mo felt that he was uneducated, he could still understand this sentence. If you want to be happy, you must either have a date or eat delicious food, Wang Mo thought to himself.

In the matter of finding a partner, Xun Ying’s favorite partner is himself. Of course, he can’t find it yet, so there is no way to help him replenish his happiness. Here, although he was not to blame for this matter, he somehow felt a little guilty.

What about eating? Isn’t it easy? There are talking recipes at home—the big brother of the tool man, and there are so many large refrigerators with double doors. What kind of delicious food you want to eat can’t be done? Wang Mo is quite fortunate. think.

Just when Wang Mo was thinking about how to make Xun Ying happy, Xun Ying suddenly stood up from his seat, and then pulled off the snow-white napkin on his chest with noble and graceful movements.

"Amo, so now I really need to cheer myself up." Xun Ying walked towards Wang Mo.

Wang Mo shivered, groped around for a while, and then quickly offered the roasted duck and roasted chicken in his hand, only then did he avoid the fate of being regarded as a sex worker.

Wang Mo watched Xun Ying eating the chicken in a gentle manner, and his stomach growled again, so he walked out of Xun Ying's room embarrassingly like a defeated quail fighting a defeated chicken.

On the other side, the big brothers in the big kitchen were watching at the door. When they saw Wang Mo coming out, they stuck their heads out like mushrooms after the rain, and came to inquire about the news.

"Brother Wang, look at the dishes, don't you need to continue cooking?" the big brother of the tool man asked anxiously.

"Do it." Wang Mo sighed, and floated up to the second floor like a wandering soul.

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When Wang Mo didn’t lose weight, he saw the endless small weight-loss advertisements in various places, and he thought it was quite fun, and wondered, would anyone really believe this kind of thing?

However, now he not only pays attention to these small advertisements, but even encounters reprints of middle-aged and elderly social software. Harmful folk remedies or sports will also follow the three poles of jujube or no jujube.

Before entering the industry, careers related to the somatosensory entertainment industry brought money very quickly. Only after entering the industry did I realize that it was actually a hard-earned money, Wang Mo lamented inwardly.

He has been hurting spring and autumn for days, and it is not very easy to travel with the seven ghosts under his bed times 24 hours. Every day and night is gloomy, and finally he succeeded in making Wang Mo grow under the bed of Wang Mo's clean and tidy room. up mushrooms.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo stretched out his hand and picked a mushroom. Looking at the luster like mother-of-pearl on it, even he felt very dazzled. Such a beautiful mushroom, will it die immediately after one bite? Mo couldn't help guessing like this in his heart.

"Yes king."

The Big Four emerged from the side of the mushroom and carefully took the poisonous mushroom from Wang Mo's hand.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo hurriedly went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and then ordered the Big Four to dispose of the poisonous mushrooms quickly.

"No problem my lord, we just happen to eat hot pot tonight." The four giants readily agreed and picked the poisonous mushrooms.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Aren't you afraid of being poisoned?" Wang Mo said.

"Even if it is poisonous, where can we die?" The Big Four asked back.

Reasonable and convincing, Wang Mo thought to himself, feeling convinced.

"No, why do mushrooms grow under my bed." After being fooled for a short time, Wang Mo experienced Xun Ying's baptism, and recently he got rid of the fool at a faster and faster speed.

"Because your Majesty has been in a low mood recently."

"Refracted into your kingdom, it becomes our rainy season."

Wang Mo: "..."

My kingdom is under my bed, am I a primary school student?" Wang Mo complained in his heart.

"By the way, my lord, what are you unhappy about? Tell us to make us happy... No, let us share it for you." The Big Four said.

Wang Mo: "..."

This is what the Mushroom Queen tells the truth, Wang Mo thought to himself, and sighed, "I've always failed to lose weight recently, and I'm going to audition soon, so I'm a little anxious."

"Lose weight!" The four giants summed up and shook their heads along with Wang Mo and sighed.

"It's a pity that your level is much higher than ours, Your Majesty."

"And your body data is automatically encrypted."

"So we have no way to help you share your fat."

"Phew, let out a sigh of relief."

Wang Mo: ""

Why did I hear that the first three sentences were still human, but what is the last sentence? Wang Mo looked at the big guy in women's clothing who usually took good care of himself, and suddenly understood what the hell he was.

"Forget it, I'll do it myself." Wang Mo said with some frustration.

"My lord, it's actually not difficult to lose weight."

"Yes, my lord, you can eat with us during the meal."

"Then when you were running, we pretended to chase after you."

Wang Mo: "..."

"But I'm used to you guys, so I'm not too scared." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

The Big Four were still very moved to see Wang Mo, who was not very afraid of them, and then removed their blindfolds one after another.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Wang Mo's rooster crowed halfway, and immediately got into his own bed, muffled his rooster crowing that resounded through the sky.

"Code, code, code!"

Wang Mo shouted from under the blanket.

After the Big Four had coded for themselves, they respectfully invited Wang Mo out of the "bedroom".

Wang Mo: "..."

"I'm scared to death." Wang Mo said weeping.

"It turns out that you usually take good care of my feelings." Wang Mo also said very touched.

"That's the king of course."

"And there's a reason."

"The main reason is that we also need to take care of the feelings of our colleagues."

"And we don't want to be scared to death when we wake up and wash our faces in the morning."

Wang Mo: "..."

Therefore, Wang Mo accepted the opinion of the Big Four. In the days to come, he planned to eat upstairs by himself, and then go for a run by himself, in the name of telling Xun Ying not to dare to eat more in front of him. Good thing, and the goal of running alone outside is a little smaller, as long as Hei Chao covers his face, it should be fine, and Xun Ying's privacy can not be compromised.

Although Xun Ying expressed to him his determination to share weal and woe, Wang Mo still refused him.

So on the first day, Wang Mo ordered a takeaway with rice bowls, then looked through the sign and found a ghost to eat with him.

Wang Mo opened the rice bowl and found that it was tomato and egg rice bowl. Wang Mo thought that this dish was quite light and there should be no problem. Then when he looked up, he saw a tomato and egg rice bowl with the same color system. Ah Piao floated out from under his bed.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo resisted the urge to vomit, but the chopsticks in his hand fell and fell, but he couldn't lift them up.

So Wang Mo gave up struggling and directly stated that he would not eat today's dinner.

After Wang Mo distributed the dinner to the old cat, he took Baigui Yexing out for a night run.

Wearing earphones, he ran freely in the deserted park. After running for a while, he forgot about the fact that he brought his younger brother.

After Wang Mo felt that it was almost done, when he turned around and wanted to run home, he saw thousands of mysterious objects with different dead shapes behind him.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo ran back home all the way, even faster than the time when Xun Ying ran back with him in his arms.

After Wang Mo ran to the house, he quickly slammed the door, and when he turned around, he saw the old cat who was dozing in the porch, looking at him with sleepy eyes.

"What's wrong with you, you're in such a panic, damn it," said the old cat.

It's not as simple as hell, I fell into a ghost's den, Wang Mo thought.

Then he dragged his exhausted body back to the room, barely struggled, and fell asleep from exhaustion.

In the evening of the second day, Wang Mo, who had eaten the cuttlefish once, became wiser, and instead of ordering any food with red and white similar colors, he directly ordered a bunch of skewers.

When he opened the lunch box of skewers and was about to pick them up, he saw a Piao who hadn't seen much before floated out from under the bed and sat opposite him.

Wang Mo faintly smelled a burning smell.

Wang Mo: "..."

"You guys have discussed this, send someone here according to my menu!" Wang Mo slapped the table and shouted loudly.