[Comprehensive] Talking and laughing with the European forces who draw SSR continuously
Chapter 26 Hahahaha Hiccup
Ibaraki Doji's daily style is really unreliable, and he doesn't listen to discipline.He is a big self-centered monster, as long as everything is in his favor, and if it is not in his favor, he will try his best to make things work out until it is in his favor.
Such a temperament is not suitable for being the branch president, and Shuten-douji did not expect him to share his worries, but he did not intend to dismiss him either.
Take it as the mascot of Dajiangshan.
When Shuten-douji gave the task to Ibaraki-douji yesterday, he felt that he would definitely not complete it seriously just based on his sentence "This is the punishment just now".
Ibaraki-douji's work efficiency is very low, he can't take the initiative to do things, he can only do the work arranged by Shuten-douji, and move it a little bit.Even if he keeps staring at him while doing things, he will divert his attention from time to time, and then he can't turn back for a long time.If no one is watching him, there is a good chance that he will find something else that is more interesting after doing it for a while, and then run away.
Shuten-douji is well aware of Ibaraki-douji's style of doing things, and also knows that he will have a mental journey before leaving.
Generally speaking, Ibaraki Doji's mental journey needs to go through several times of hesitation, analyze gains and losses, consider consequences, feel guilt, and finally turn all the clues into a sentence to fuck, why bother so much.
This process can last for as little as half a minute and as long as several hours.
Recently, Ibaraki Doji is in the stage of guilt, so the mental journey will be relatively long.Shuten-douji went to Hades early in the morning, completed the arrangement as quickly as possible, and returned to Dajiangshan just after noon, just to get back before Ibaraki-douji finished his inner journey, so as to catch him and continue working in the afternoon.
In short, Shuten-douji never imagined that Ibaraki-douji would finish almost all his work in one morning.
Shuten-douji's first reaction at that time was that Ibaraki-douji should be rewarded.
This idea came and went in a hurry, and when Shuten-douji took Ibaraki-douji out of the yard, he felt that Ibaraki-douji couldn't help boasting that this was a matter of course, if he was rewarded, he might get it Cheap and good.
But since the yard was out, Shuten-douji could only take Ibaraki-douji down the mountain, and when he entered the pedestrian street, he suddenly felt that it was no big deal to give some rewards.
Shuten-douji knew that Ibaraki-douji had a sweet tooth.
Although Ibaraki Doji himself doesn't admit it, he always has naive ideas about how big monsters can eat sweets, but his actions betrayed him.
Shuten-douji saw the box of desserts in Ibaraki-douji's room several times, and when he asked him, he usually said that it was given by Kagura, picked up by Seimei, or Ekusa put it here.This kind of excuse seemed clumsy to Shuten-douji, because someone like him who really didn't like sweets would not allow dessert boxes to appear in his room.
Shuten-douji knew that if he bought sweets for Ibaraki-douji directly, he might refuse, but if the two of them ate together, then his mind would be completely muddled, and he couldn't turn the corner. up.
When I saw her today, I really thought he was upright.
It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon when I came out of the ramen shop. In order to make up for the reason just now, Shuten-douji continued to walk with Ibaraki-douji.
The two walked out of the pedestrian street all the way to the Kyoto Grand Theater. There was no performance today, and the entrance seemed a bit deserted. However, there was a poster of the concert poster of Maki Momomo, a living hell, on the publicity wall in the outer circle, and many people were watching it .
Ibaraki Doji had no interest in this kind of thing at first, but Momomo Maki was his task target, so he stepped forward to take a look.
Shuten-douji also took a look from a distance, and said, "Ichimokuren said that he wants to take on the protection task of Maki Momo."
Hey, such a big ass actually went to talk to the leader himself.
Ibaraki Doji snorted and said, "Go ahead and dream."
Shuten-douji glanced at him: "What?"
If you say something like "I just want to look unhappy at a glance" at this moment, you might be beaten up by Shuten-douji.
Ibaraki Doji thought for a while, then asked, "Why is he taking on this task so well?"
Shuten-douji didn't think much about it, and replied directly: "The tickets for Momo Maki's concert were sold out at the beginning of the month, and he didn't get them. He wants to hang up a work card to go in and see—why, you want to see it too?"
Ibaraki Doji was taken aback when he heard the words, and then suddenly laughed wildly.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
Shuten-douji waited expressionlessly for him to finish laughing, but Ibaraki-douji's expression was still full, with tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, struggling to say, "No, I'm ready to complete this task seriously, and I can't give it to him."
Shuten-douji saw through the smallness in Ibaraki-douji's heart at a glance, and with a smile on his face, he said helplessly, "You are not childish."
Ibaraki Doji said solemnly: "Isn't his idol Hongye? How can he change his mind when he is different?"
Shuten-douji clicked his tongue: "Forget it."
"Pfft." Ibaraki Doji was serious for less than three seconds, and laughed like crazy again, "Hahaha my best friend...you can forget it if you don't tell me, maybe I will give in. Now I know hahaha Hahahahahaha watching the concert hahahahahahahahaha..."
Shuten-douji: "..."
For the rest of the journey, Ibaraki Doji was like a trumpet with a malfunctioning switch, laughing wildly while walking, laughing wildly while chatting, and laughing wildly while eating.
When he was approaching the capital city council, Shuten-douji couldn't take it anymore, and beat up people in the street.
"You give me another laugh, and I'll give Ichimulian the task." Shuten-dou picked up Ibaraki-dou by the collar, and threw him to the gate of the capital city council with his backhand.
"Then I'm really scared." Ibaraki Doji sat down on the steps of the door, reluctantly assumed a less awkward sitting posture, his mind was full of a look of embarrassment, and he couldn't hold back his laughter. He could bend down and bury his face between his thighs, and his shoulders shrugged regularly.
Seeing Ibaraki-douji's virtue, Shuten-douji also wanted to laugh inexplicably, he still maintained a serious expression on his face, seeing that Ibaraki-douji was not looking at him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and a smile slowly spread to the corners of his mouth.
After a while, Ibaraki Doji finally calmed down.
"Huh—" Ibaraki Doji took a long breath of relief, stood up from the steps, and said expressionlessly, "Stop laughing."
As soon as the words fell, Abe Seimei and Daitengu just walked out of the capital city council.
After returning from Ukiyo-e Town half a month ago, Ibaraki Doji hadn't seen Daitengu again, but when I saw him today, the fingerprints pinched by the fox on his neck were still there.
One large hole on the left and four small holes on the right.
For no reason, Ibaraki Doji laughed again.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Shuten-douji: "..."
Shuten-douji strangled Ibaraki-douji's neck with his left hand and bent back, covering his mouth and nose.
The breath that Ibaraki-douji exhaled sprayed into the palm of his hand. At first, Shuten-douji felt a little itchy in his palm, and his body also became agitated inexplicably.This feeling didn't last for a few seconds, Ibaraki Doji hiccupped, and spit a mouthful of saliva on his hand when he laughed again.
Shuten-douji: "..."
Shuten-douji put his palms around his mouth, and pressed his nose with his thumb and forefinger to prevent any air from entering or exiting.
After a while, Ibaraki-douji struggled to breathe and patted Shuten-douji's arm.Shuten-douji's right hand was still hurt, and Ibaraki-douji didn't dare to resist with force, but he used such strength that Ibaraki-douji took a long time to pull it off, and his whole face was flushed, feeling like he couldn't laugh all day up.
Ootengu glanced at Ibaraki Doji, and he held back the remaining trace of plastic affection without thinking much. He nodded slightly to the two, said goodbye to Seimei, and then walked out of the gate.
"Why are you two here?" Qingming still had the thick fox fur on his shoulders, and those who didn't know it thought he was still recovering from the cold for half a month.
Ibaraki-douji patted his chest with his neck straightened, coughed twice, and said, "Come to step on the people in hell."
"Take a look?" Qingming raised his eyebrows, he looked good, he swung the fox fur and turned around nimbly, and said with a smile, "Since you're here, come in and have a seat."
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Such a temperament is not suitable for being the branch president, and Shuten-douji did not expect him to share his worries, but he did not intend to dismiss him either.
Take it as the mascot of Dajiangshan.
When Shuten-douji gave the task to Ibaraki-douji yesterday, he felt that he would definitely not complete it seriously just based on his sentence "This is the punishment just now".
Ibaraki-douji's work efficiency is very low, he can't take the initiative to do things, he can only do the work arranged by Shuten-douji, and move it a little bit.Even if he keeps staring at him while doing things, he will divert his attention from time to time, and then he can't turn back for a long time.If no one is watching him, there is a good chance that he will find something else that is more interesting after doing it for a while, and then run away.
Shuten-douji is well aware of Ibaraki-douji's style of doing things, and also knows that he will have a mental journey before leaving.
Generally speaking, Ibaraki Doji's mental journey needs to go through several times of hesitation, analyze gains and losses, consider consequences, feel guilt, and finally turn all the clues into a sentence to fuck, why bother so much.
This process can last for as little as half a minute and as long as several hours.
Recently, Ibaraki Doji is in the stage of guilt, so the mental journey will be relatively long.Shuten-douji went to Hades early in the morning, completed the arrangement as quickly as possible, and returned to Dajiangshan just after noon, just to get back before Ibaraki-douji finished his inner journey, so as to catch him and continue working in the afternoon.
In short, Shuten-douji never imagined that Ibaraki-douji would finish almost all his work in one morning.
Shuten-douji's first reaction at that time was that Ibaraki-douji should be rewarded.
This idea came and went in a hurry, and when Shuten-douji took Ibaraki-douji out of the yard, he felt that Ibaraki-douji couldn't help boasting that this was a matter of course, if he was rewarded, he might get it Cheap and good.
But since the yard was out, Shuten-douji could only take Ibaraki-douji down the mountain, and when he entered the pedestrian street, he suddenly felt that it was no big deal to give some rewards.
Shuten-douji knew that Ibaraki-douji had a sweet tooth.
Although Ibaraki Doji himself doesn't admit it, he always has naive ideas about how big monsters can eat sweets, but his actions betrayed him.
Shuten-douji saw the box of desserts in Ibaraki-douji's room several times, and when he asked him, he usually said that it was given by Kagura, picked up by Seimei, or Ekusa put it here.This kind of excuse seemed clumsy to Shuten-douji, because someone like him who really didn't like sweets would not allow dessert boxes to appear in his room.
Shuten-douji knew that if he bought sweets for Ibaraki-douji directly, he might refuse, but if the two of them ate together, then his mind would be completely muddled, and he couldn't turn the corner. up.
When I saw her today, I really thought he was upright.
It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon when I came out of the ramen shop. In order to make up for the reason just now, Shuten-douji continued to walk with Ibaraki-douji.
The two walked out of the pedestrian street all the way to the Kyoto Grand Theater. There was no performance today, and the entrance seemed a bit deserted. However, there was a poster of the concert poster of Maki Momomo, a living hell, on the publicity wall in the outer circle, and many people were watching it .
Ibaraki Doji had no interest in this kind of thing at first, but Momomo Maki was his task target, so he stepped forward to take a look.
Shuten-douji also took a look from a distance, and said, "Ichimokuren said that he wants to take on the protection task of Maki Momo."
Hey, such a big ass actually went to talk to the leader himself.
Ibaraki Doji snorted and said, "Go ahead and dream."
Shuten-douji glanced at him: "What?"
If you say something like "I just want to look unhappy at a glance" at this moment, you might be beaten up by Shuten-douji.
Ibaraki Doji thought for a while, then asked, "Why is he taking on this task so well?"
Shuten-douji didn't think much about it, and replied directly: "The tickets for Momo Maki's concert were sold out at the beginning of the month, and he didn't get them. He wants to hang up a work card to go in and see—why, you want to see it too?"
Ibaraki Doji was taken aback when he heard the words, and then suddenly laughed wildly.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
Shuten-douji waited expressionlessly for him to finish laughing, but Ibaraki-douji's expression was still full, with tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, struggling to say, "No, I'm ready to complete this task seriously, and I can't give it to him."
Shuten-douji saw through the smallness in Ibaraki-douji's heart at a glance, and with a smile on his face, he said helplessly, "You are not childish."
Ibaraki Doji said solemnly: "Isn't his idol Hongye? How can he change his mind when he is different?"
Shuten-douji clicked his tongue: "Forget it."
"Pfft." Ibaraki Doji was serious for less than three seconds, and laughed like crazy again, "Hahaha my best friend...you can forget it if you don't tell me, maybe I will give in. Now I know hahaha Hahahahahaha watching the concert hahahahahahahahaha..."
Shuten-douji: "..."
For the rest of the journey, Ibaraki Doji was like a trumpet with a malfunctioning switch, laughing wildly while walking, laughing wildly while chatting, and laughing wildly while eating.
When he was approaching the capital city council, Shuten-douji couldn't take it anymore, and beat up people in the street.
"You give me another laugh, and I'll give Ichimulian the task." Shuten-dou picked up Ibaraki-dou by the collar, and threw him to the gate of the capital city council with his backhand.
"Then I'm really scared." Ibaraki Doji sat down on the steps of the door, reluctantly assumed a less awkward sitting posture, his mind was full of a look of embarrassment, and he couldn't hold back his laughter. He could bend down and bury his face between his thighs, and his shoulders shrugged regularly.
Seeing Ibaraki-douji's virtue, Shuten-douji also wanted to laugh inexplicably, he still maintained a serious expression on his face, seeing that Ibaraki-douji was not looking at him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and a smile slowly spread to the corners of his mouth.
After a while, Ibaraki Doji finally calmed down.
"Huh—" Ibaraki Doji took a long breath of relief, stood up from the steps, and said expressionlessly, "Stop laughing."
As soon as the words fell, Abe Seimei and Daitengu just walked out of the capital city council.
After returning from Ukiyo-e Town half a month ago, Ibaraki Doji hadn't seen Daitengu again, but when I saw him today, the fingerprints pinched by the fox on his neck were still there.
One large hole on the left and four small holes on the right.
For no reason, Ibaraki Doji laughed again.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Shuten-douji: "..."
Shuten-douji strangled Ibaraki-douji's neck with his left hand and bent back, covering his mouth and nose.
The breath that Ibaraki-douji exhaled sprayed into the palm of his hand. At first, Shuten-douji felt a little itchy in his palm, and his body also became agitated inexplicably.This feeling didn't last for a few seconds, Ibaraki Doji hiccupped, and spit a mouthful of saliva on his hand when he laughed again.
Shuten-douji: "..."
Shuten-douji put his palms around his mouth, and pressed his nose with his thumb and forefinger to prevent any air from entering or exiting.
After a while, Ibaraki-douji struggled to breathe and patted Shuten-douji's arm.Shuten-douji's right hand was still hurt, and Ibaraki-douji didn't dare to resist with force, but he used such strength that Ibaraki-douji took a long time to pull it off, and his whole face was flushed, feeling like he couldn't laugh all day up.
Ootengu glanced at Ibaraki Doji, and he held back the remaining trace of plastic affection without thinking much. He nodded slightly to the two, said goodbye to Seimei, and then walked out of the gate.
"Why are you two here?" Qingming still had the thick fox fur on his shoulders, and those who didn't know it thought he was still recovering from the cold for half a month.
Ibaraki-douji patted his chest with his neck straightened, coughed twice, and said, "Come to step on the people in hell."
"Take a look?" Qingming raised his eyebrows, he looked good, he swung the fox fur and turned around nimbly, and said with a smile, "Since you're here, come in and have a seat."
The author has something to say:
On a whim, I finally finished my dream cover 2333333
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