[Comprehensive] Talking and laughing with the European forces who draw SSR continuously

Shuten-douji exuded an aura that strangers should not get close to, and led Ibaraki-douji around the Cherry Blossom Festival, and asked Ichimoren to stay in town, and the two returned home in pairs.

Stepping into the familiar courtyard, Shuten-douji relaxed, and lay lazily on the corridor at the door of the room. When Ibaraki-douji sat down beside him, he slowly said: "The northernmost end of the cherry blossom forest is connected to a The Peach Blossom Forest is located in Guichuan Mountain, and the Cherry Blossom Demon and the Peach Blossom Demon live at the junction of the two forests."

As soon as Ibaraki-douji sat down, he listened to the story of Kizuko's sisters, and it was about their home address. He frowned involuntarily, and took a look at Shuten-douji.

With his elbows on the ground and his palms on his chin, Jiu Tun-douji lay on the ground on his side, and said casually: "The two of them are flower demons, and the power of the monsters makes the flowers and trees grow, but because of the obstruction of the peach blossom forest, the cherry blossoms cannot extend to Guichuan Mountain, so in the Dajiang Mountain is planted all over the mountain. It can be roughly seen that the area of ​​cherry blossom forests on Dajiang Mountain is larger than that on Guichuan Mountain."

"Because of this reason, every year at the Cherry Blossom Festival, Yimulian has to look at your face to make a plan. He is a defensive monster, and he can't beat you alone. Not only does he lose face, he also has to hand over the flower demon on his mountain You arrange."

Speaking of this, Shuten Doji smiled and shook his head: "There is only a cherry blossom festival in Heian-kyo, not a peach blossom festival. Last year you fought with Ichimoren three times, and the second time I accidentally knocked the horn on his head. He was furious He said that he would shovel the peach blossom forest and let the cherry blossom trees extend to Guichuan Mountain, so that he could get rid of you."

"Although Yimulian is not good at fighting, his words should be just casual words of anger. But the two sisters took it seriously. The peach blossom demon went to beg Yimulian, and the cherry blossom demon came to beg me."

Shuten-douji glanced at Ibaraki-douji, seeing that his face was getting stiff, Shuten-douji couldn't help but smile, and he continued, "I didn't pay attention to this matter, who knows that Ichimokulian said something angry It’s not easy to take it back, and I didn’t pay attention to the peach blossom demon. So the next day, the cherry blossom demon came to me in a hurry, and I promised to discuss the matter with Yimulian. But before I could fulfill my promise, she was poisoned after she returned , was ill for a whole month."

Ibaraki Doji: "..."

"The Peach Blossom Demon thought that the Cherry Blossom Demon had offended me and suffered such a crime, so she came to Dajiangshan to intercede with me. Although I didn't know what happened, in that case, I went to find Zhen first, and gave me The cherry blossom demon was cured of the poison. Later, I also gave up the idea of ​​leveling the peach blossom forest. After that, the peach blossom demon has been very grateful to me, and even gave me a peach branch." Shuten-douji glanced at Ibaraki-douji with interest, asked, "I'm curious what you did to the Peach Blossom Demon?"

Ibaraki Doji grinned and said, "The second time she sent peach branches up, I asked the Kappa to bark water at her, and even the peach branches and the others turned into drowned rats."

Shuten-douji: "..."

Shuten-douji asked in disbelief: "How did you convince the kappa?"

"Just give me an order." Ibaraki Doji didn't remember what happened last year so clearly, so he asked instead, "What heroic deeds did you do this year?"

"I invited Momiji to perform." Shutendouji said, "I told you that Ichimoren is a fan of Momiji."

Ibaraki Doji didn't understand: "What does this have to do with those two flower demons?"

Jiu Tun-douji was a little helpless, and explained: "Ichimokulian is the branch president of Guichuanshan, and his emotions represent the emotions of Guichuanshan. In the past, he was angry with high blood pressure every year. This year, you made him happy. The monsters are naturally fine. They know that Hongye was invited by me, and their attitude towards me is better."

Ibaraki Doji was confused by this theory. The big monster who has always been simple to be a monster, simple to do things and not intriguing only knows how to get up and down, but he doesn't know that small tricks behind the scenes can have such a big influence. Can't slow down.

He sat cross-legged beside Jiu Tun-douji, dazed for a while, and suddenly said in doubt: "It shouldn't be, my emotions seem to have never affected Da Jiangshan's emotions."

Shuten-douji knew very well what Ibaraki-douji was like, after this explanation, Ibaraki-douji had long since forgotten the matter of "I'm ready to do it".He walked back into the room with a smile, brought out two jugs of wine, held one in his hand, threw the other at Ibaraki Doji's feet, and said, "What emotions can you have?"

"Your emotions are my emotions." Ibaraki Doji has recently scored a lot of skill points in love talk, but both the speaker and the listener are unintentional.

Ibaraki-douji picked up the hip flask, leaned over skillfully, and lightly touched the hip flask in Shuten-douji's hand, and then the two of them raised their heads to take a sip of the wine in tacit understanding, and let out a long sigh of satisfaction at the same time.

"This wine is really strong." Ibaraki Doji looked at the wine jug, "Where did you get it?"

"It was given by Seimei." Shuten-douji let out a sigh of relief, and said, "When your company held a celebration banquet, there were a few jars left over, and Qingming sent someone to send them later."

"Oh." Ibaraki Doji recalled in a trance that he was still a shareholder of Dongyin Corporation, and he nodded with a serious face, "I have to go to the company another day. I don't know if the plot has been changed."

"The game you're talking about?" Shutendouji smiled and shook his head, "Smartphones in Heian-kyo have just become popular, are you sure you won't lose the coffin book?"

"Who knows." Ibaraki Doji raised his head and took a sip of wine, and said indifferently, "I said at the beginning that Seimei Boya would be beaten up one by one, and what kind of harmony between human and monsters is going on. I only bought shares because I saw trouble."

Shutendouji smiled when he heard the words, he was also quite impressed by this matter.

Over the years, humans and demons have lived in peace, without the troubles of war, the development of Ping'an capital has been rapid, and the economy has advanced by leaps and bounds. Many new enterprises have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

Yuan Boya advocated the harmony between humans and monsters, and proposed the idea of ​​starting a company together with humans and monsters.But after all, they have been fighting with each other for hundreds of years, lack of trust, especially the fact that humans are afraid of monsters, and they have not been able to start a successful business.Later, Seimei took the initiative to contribute, and Minamoto Boya asked Shuten-douji to come forward to find a monster partner.But this matter does not mean that it can be done. After a few days of delay, Ibaraki-douji saw that Shuten-douji was annoyed and panicked, so he offered to cooperate.

Jiu Tun-douji was not optimistic about this matter, and he knew that Ibaraki-douji lost his money because of him, so he accidentally mentioned it today, and he couldn't help asking: "Hey, how much did you invest?"

Ibaraki Doji said casually, "One hundred million."

Shuten-douji: "..."

Jiu Tun-douji thought he was drunk and misheard, so he straightened up and asked again: "How much?"

"One hundred million." Ibaraki Doji sighed, "Seimei also invested one hundred million, and Boya, Arakawa, and Yan Mo all invested some. Don't underestimate it. Just these shareholders together have a lot of fighting power."

Jiu Tun-douji choked for a moment: "What does starting a company have to do with combat power?"

Ibaraki Doji smiled: "That depends on whether there is a company that competes with us for business."

The underworld doesn't have such an aboveboard deterrent.

With Abe Seimei in charge, this should be considered a decent company.Jiu Tun-douji took a sip of wine to suppress his shock, and asked again: "Where did you get so much money?"

"A lot?" Ibaraki-douji seemed a little drunk, he squinted his eyes to look at Shuten-douji, and said with a smile, "I still have [-] million in my card."

Shuten-douji: "..."

As the leader of monsters, Shuten-douji is not poor, but he is far from Ibaraki-douji's savings.

In fact, being a monster doesn't matter whether you have money or not. They are more resistant to the cold than humans, dress casually, and don't need three meals a day. Shuten-doji has always been a penniless king of the mountain.

Ten years ago, after the coexistence of humans and monsters, a common currency began to emerge in Heianjing, and many idle monsters learned to make money and be happy.Abe Seimei incorporated the Oeyama Youkai Union Federation into the Metropolitan Council, and handed over the task of maintaining law and order and harmony to Shuten-douji, and only then did he have his first pot of gold.

Shuten-douji's monthly salary has always been used only to buy alcohol, and the rest of the money is left to save, but even if he accumulates it without spending a dime for ten years, his leader's salary will definitely not reach [-] million.

Shuten-douji suddenly had a bad feeling, and he asked, "Where did you get the money?"

Ibaraki Doji didn't answer immediately, but paused subtly, showing a mysterious smile: "Guess."

Without further ado, Shuten-douji put the jug on the ground, stood up, walked up to Ibaraki-douji aggressively, squinted his eyes and raised his collar, said in a deep voice, "Say it quickly."

Ibaraki-douji was far less able to drink than Shuten-douji, and he was a little drunk after drinking a pot.He didn't dodge or dodge, let Shuten-douji drag him, grinned and collapsed in the corridor.

The two pushed and shoved and wrestled into a ball in the corridor.

At this moment, the professional Kappa came hurriedly. As soon as he entered the yard, he was dazzled by the scene in front of him. He covered his face and took a few steps back, then stopped and walked forward resolutely.

"Master Shuten." Kappa stood far away in the yard and shouted, "People from the International Committee of God Judges are here."

Shuten-douji held Ibaraki-douji's collar in one hand, suspended him in the air, turned his head and said, "Come in."

The kappa ran out of the yard as soon as he was granted amnesty.

Shuten-douji threw the half-drunk and half-awake Ibaraki-douji to the ground, and kicked him on the back: "Get up."

Ibaraki-douji hugged Shuten-douji's calf, smacked his mouth twice, squinted his eyes and said, "Don't get up, keep drinking!"

Shuten-douji was a little speechless. Ibaraki-douji was good at drinking, but he got drunk easily.Fortunately, Ibaraki Doji's wine quality is in the worst state, that is, to scold someone for throwing a splash, and he won't use his hands for no reason, and he can fall asleep when the energy is over.

I'm probably in a good mood today, apart from being confused and clingy, I didn't have any other extreme reactions.

Just thinking about whether to throw this embarrassing guy back to the room, Tsurumaru Kuninaga had already appeared in the yard with Fox Nosuke in his arms.

"This courtyard is so unique." Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked around, walked around the stone path to the porch, and said with a smile, "Meet you again, Shuten-douji."

Shuten-douji kicked Ibaraki-douji backwards, then Dama sat down on the ground and asked, "What's the matter?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga didn't answer immediately, but looked down at Fox Nosuke in his arms.

Foxosuke grabbed a fox face, his eyes were heavy, his beard was up and down, he stretched out his small paw and kicked Tsurumaru Kuninaga, as if to signal him to speak.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga smiled helplessly, and said, "There was a mistake today. When we returned to Heian-kyo from Ukiyo-e Town, we forgot a person there."

Jiu Tun-douji said clearly: "Is it a big tengu?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga nodded, and said somewhat inexplicably: "Yes, we went back to Ukiyo-e Town to find someone immediately after we found out. Ootengu didn't go back to the old house of Nura's family, but was still talking to friends in Mount Takao. Wait. When we passed by, the local tengus said that the big tengu was captured by the feather fox."

Shuten-douji: "..."

Foxnosuke made a weak conclusion: "Please follow us to Ukiyo-e Town."

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