Meow phase master

Tanning was imagining a bright future when he suddenly heard a low knock on the door.

Tanning jumped off the ground and took a look, and saw a small shadow outside the door.He jumped onto the cabinet next to him, raised his claws to unscrew the door, and jumped down again, returning to the ground.

The little paper man knocked hard on the door with a small round hammer in his hand, when he suddenly saw a black shadow descending from the sky, he was startled, took two steps back with the small round hammer in his hand, and stared at Tanning with round eyes.

I don't know what's going on, but the little paper figurine gradually turned white during this time, and then its head and limbs began to turn round, and it seemed to be getting better and better, and it was no longer that flat piece of paper.

Tan Ning bought a lot of gadgets online for the little paper figurine, including small clothes and houses. Now the little paper figurine looks cute in a thin T-shirt and suspender jeans.

The small round hammer was also prepared by Tanning for the little paper figurine. It was originally used to play with children’s percussion instruments. Let it get the charger by itself, lest it be burnt by electricity!

The little paper man raised his head and looked at the big black cat in front of him for a long time, reached out to touch the white cat's paw, carefully put his head up to sniff, and whispered: "Dad, Dad."

Tannin: "..."

Tan Ning showed his white fangs towards the little paper figurine.

The little paper man was startled, and quickly ran back to his room with the small round hammer in his hand. He babbled and pushed the door hard, and finally closed the door with a slam. up.

The tannins are delightful.

At this time Huo Mingyan came out, he was so happy to see Dan Ning squatting at the door.He carried Tanning back to the bed, and went next door to plug in the charger for the little paper figurine.

The little paper man carefully pulled the corner of La Huomingyan's clothes.

Huo Mingyan looked at him.

Little paper man: "Dad has turned into a big monster."

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Little paper man: "Will Dad change back?"

Huo Mingyan: "...Yes."

Little paper man: "That's great! If I don't change back, I will only have a bad father!"

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Huo Mingyan turned back to the room without making a sound.

The little paper man jumped out of bed and followed Huo Mingyan to the door.Seeing that Huo Mingyan didn't turn his head back and didn't look at it at all, the little paper man stuck his white head out from the crack of the door and said, "Good night, Dad."

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Huo Mingyan: "Good night."

Huo Mingyan returned to the room and saw Dan Ning squatting there playing games, patting the screen of the phone with the pad, the battle was very fierce, and occasionally someone scolded on the other side: "Silly, can you fight?" , Are you so reckless? What kind of hand speed do you have! You turn on the accelerator! Fuck, you wait for me! I will kill you sooner or later!"

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Huo Mingyan: "What are you doing?"

Dan Ning said: "Just now there was a guy who was very arrogant. He won't let me beat my brother. He even pinned my brother to the ground and rubbed him against the ground. He swears and has no quality. My brother can't win and scold me, so he came to pull me into it. Team, I had no choice but to risk my life to accompany the gentleman. It’s a pity that the cat’s paws are still unskilled, and it was killed accidentally, otherwise I could have rubbed these rubbish on the ground for a longer time.”

Huo Mingyan looked at the phone screen next to the cat's paw.

Dan Lang over there had chatted excitedly in private.

Shan Lang: Brother, you are amazing!

Shan Lang: I love you the most!

Shan Lang: I'm going to write an update with peace of mind!

Shan Lang: =3=

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Huo Mingyan picked up the phone and replied: "Kids go to bed early. The growth hormone secretion period is from nine o'clock in the evening to eleven o'clock in the evening. If you miss this time, you will not grow taller."

Shan Lang:? ? ? ? ?

Shan Lang: ...Sister-in-law?

The black cat is nervous: ...

The black cat is nervous: your brother is inconvenient to type.

Dan Lang, who was far away from the small town, turned back.

After seeing the "I love you the most" and "=3=" he posted, Shan Lang couldn't help but bang his head against the wall.Did he make his sister-in-law jealous!The sister-in-law angrily cursed him for not growing taller!

Dan Lang quickly closed the private chat window, and clicked on the group of relatives and friends.

Lonely and lonely: I was fed a mouthful of dog food every day.

Lonely and alone: ​​My brother and I just connected with the mean-mouthed guy in the anti-abuse game

Lonely alone: ​​My brother took me to kill the Quartet, I will thank my brother

Lonely alone: ​​In the end, it was my sister-in-law who answered me

Lonely and lonely: My sister-in-law also said, "Your brother is not convenient for typing"

Alone alone: ​​QAQ

Had to wave: "Your brother is inconvenient to type"

I have to waste time: I made up [-] words in my brain

Yujie is the highest: Brain fills up 1 words [-]

I also want to be a salted fish today: Don’t be like this, you are just not an adult

Lonely alone: ​​Yes, I am not yet an adult

Lonely alone: ​​My brother and my sister-in-law don’t take care of my feelings at all

I also want to be a salted fish today: Speaking of which, you will be in V in two days

I also want to be a salted fish today: How much do you plan to update after joining V?

Lonely alone:?

Lonely alone: ​​two thousand

Lonely and lonely: My brother said I can't delay my studies

Lonely Lonely: After signing the contract, I can only change [-] a day, otherwise I won’t be allowed to write

I also want to be a salted fish today: okay

Sister Yu is the highest: Although I like my sister more, I suddenly feel that it would be nice to have an older brother

Sister Yu is the highest: can help you fight, can help you fight against abuse, can write you long reviews, can buy you, and can supervise you to exercise the self-control you are proud of!

I have to wave: you think too much

I have to wave: those are the elder brothers of other people's family

Yujie is the tallest: _(:з」∠)_

The next day, Tan Ning led Lao Cheng and drove a small broken car out for patrol.

I didn't expect to run into trouble again not long after I set off.

Someone took a guy to smash the door of Guangyang Temple.

Tanning turned the front of the car to look for it.

The patrolmen are already in place and are trying to persuade the person who smashed the door to leave.

"This fake Taoist is deceiving people!"

"Yes, this fake Taoist is deceiving people!"

"We spent thousands of dollars asking him to get rid of evil spirits, that's a lot of money!"

"This fake Taoist priest pretended to be a ghost to deceive us, but when he did the trick, the car directly hit us!"

"It's okay if we don't do it. If we do it, we almost die!"

"Fake Taoist!" "Thief Taoist!"

"Come out! Come out quickly! Return the money!"

The brawny men wielding wooden sticks all had fierce faces and turbulent chatter.

The person from the patrol side happened to be Kong Limin.

Kong Limin saw Danning's patrol car approaching from the corner of his eye, and smiled helplessly at him.

On Guangyang Street, last time someone wanted to invest and wanted to demolish it. I don’t know what kind of background this old Taoist priest is following. He just applied for a first-class ancient building sign and put it up at the door to express his determination to refuse demolition. , the matter of investment and demolition will naturally come to nothing.

After adding an additional signboard, people who come and go feel that this Guangyang temple is very grand and has a relic of ancient times.

As a result, when I went in, I found that even the main hall was not open, only a small house on the side was open, selling talismans on the left and asking for lottery on the right. An old Taoist sat in the middle with a fan on and his clothes fluttering.

The old Taoist said shamelessly: "Lack of money, the temple is short of money. If you good people donate a few money to rebuild the main hall, you can come to visit in the future."

At this moment, someone came to ask him to refund the money. The old Taoist simply closed the door tightly and refused to let anyone in. He even called the police and said, "Someone intends to destroy the federal first-class listed building, come quickly!"

No, Kong Limin came here with a team and must drive away those who smashed the door.

It is said that the gate also has quite a history, and if it is smashed, it will be a huge loss for all mankind.

Kong Limin tried hard to persuade them, but finally got the strong men wielding wooden sticks to agree to protect their rights in a decent way, and left cursing.

The people who watched the excitement around also dispersed.

Kong Limin came over and chatted with Dan Ning: "What are you talking about?"

When Tan Ning saw the group of strong men leave, he opened the door of the patrol car and got off to breathe the fresh air outside.He looked up at the lush tree tops and said, "The trees in this place are growing quite well."

Kong Limin nodded.

Kong Limin asked again: "Did you find any clues when you went to the University City yesterday?"

"Yes. It is certain that Wang Wengui's younger brother did not hit him." Dan Ning said.

"Then why did Wang Wengui go in? Could it be that Wang Wengui did it himself?"

"Wang Wengui thought it was his younger brother who hit him, so he went to jail instead of his younger brother." Shan Ning paused, "After all, in his heart, he has no skills and no education, but his younger brother is a college student with a bright future. It's better for him to go to prison by himself."

"Stupid." Lao Cheng said beside him.

"Who the hell is driving?"

"You'll know in a few days."

Kong Limin didn't get to the bottom of it, and led the people away.

Tan Ning glanced at the Guangyang Temple in front of him, feeling somewhat curious.He closed the car door with his hands, and said to Lao Cheng: "You go to patrol by yourself, and call me if you need anything. I'll go and have a look inside this Guangyang temple, and call me when you come back."

Lao Cheng shifted to the driver's seat indifferently, and drove the patrol car away.

Dan Ning walked towards the main entrance of Guangyang Temple.

The main entrance of Guangyang Temple is a simple and simple gate with two big animal rings on it.It was smashed by those people with wooden sticks just now, but the Guanmen can't even see a trace.

Tanning stretched out his hand to hold the ring, feeling very strange. One end of the ring was in his hand, and the other end was in the mouth of the beast, as if the two sides were wrestling. Deadlocked.

"Can it still be like this?" Tan Ning muttered to himself, grasping the door knocker tightly, the door of Guangyang Temple suddenly creaked open.

Tan Ning was wondering, an old Taoist priest had already run out, he looked at the gate inexplicably in horror, then at Tan Ning, he was shocked, and recognized Tan Ning.

The old Taoist's eyes lit up: "Fellow Daoist! You are here! Come in, I was talking about you with my little nephew!"

Tan Ning originally wondered who the "little nephew" was, but he followed the old Taoist priest inside and found that the so-called little friend Qingyang was the little Taoist priest he met last night.

Tanning laughed: "What a coincidence."

The little Taoist said seriously: "We meet again, senior."

The gate has been closed, and there is no sound in Guangyang Temple, as if it is completely isolated from the street outside.There are locust trees and willows planted in the front yard, which is very clean. When the old Taoist lives, there is more life atmosphere. In the yard, a vegetable field has been dug out. The cauliflower and leeks grow very well, and the peppers and eggplants are all bearing fruit. up.

"Since fellow daoists are here, why don't you stay and have a light meal. The eggplants are growing well this year. I can make iron plate eggplants or spicy eggplants for you at noon. The potatoes are edible, and there are still a few pumpkins hidden. Homegrown and absolutely free of any chemicals!"

"Uncle Master, what you said seems to be a junior high school chemistry question." The little Taoist corrected him earnestly.

"Which one?"

"Absolutely no chemicals of any kind."

"Is that right or wrong?" The old Taoist humbly asked for advice.

"Incorrect."

"..."

The old Taoist made tea for the two of them.

The tea leaves are picked from the old tea trees in the front yard, and the old Taoist priests stir-fry the tea by themselves.

"Uncle, you said that you tried to open the altar there yesterday, because I didn't see you when I arrived, and only this senior was there?" The little Taoist drank tea and began to ask about last night.

"Well," the old Taoist tugged at his fairy-like long beard, "I had a sudden urge to urinate and went to the toilet. I didn't expect you to have dealt with that ghost after I finished using it. The ghost in red dress and red skirt , died in a car accident, right?"

"Exactly!" The little Taoist immediately believed the old Taoist's words, and said, "After hearing what this senior said last night, I thought about it for a long time after I returned to the place where I stayed. Uncle, why did our sect fight against the ghost before killing the ghost?" Do they say 'I know your grievances'?"

"Uh, this." The old Taoist accidentally tore off one of his beards, looking worried at the little Taoist's thirsty eyes.

The little Taoist is his brother's apprentice.

At that time, he and his senior brother were taken in by the old temple master. The two were quick-witted since they were young, and they worked together to attract believers by pretending to be gods and tricks. In addition, the old temple master was in charge, and Guangyang temple was also famous and prominent for a while.

Later, the old temple master passed away, they couldn't hold on anymore, and the believers dispersed.His senior brother left Guangyang Temple to travel, and he has been there for three to forty years. This year, he was seriously injured in an accident. He called him and said that he would entrust his apprentice to him.

Last night, the little Taoist said that the train he was on had arrived, and the old Taoist simply asked him to meet up at the place where the altar was set up to practice the ritual. Unexpectedly, a ghost suddenly appeared there, and he was so scared that he left the altar and ran away.

The old Taoist looked worried at the little Taoist.

He also doesn't want to go out to deceive people. If he is alone, then he will be self-sufficient by guarding this Taoist temple every day, and he doesn't need much money.Isn't this one more person who needs to eat and study!This kid is only in high school, and traveled around with his senior brother during the summer vacation. Unexpectedly, his senior brother disappeared halfway, and he was left as a little Taoist priest who didn't understand the world and couldn't make money. How pitiful he was.

The old Taoist was stared at by the young Taoist, and he tried to explain: "This is actually to let the ghosts relax their vigilance. The reason why the ghosts didn't enter the reincarnation is because they have obsessions in their hearts. We use words to test out their obsessions. It is equivalent to pinching their fate and can easily subdue them."

The little Taoist nodded.

The old Taoist said: "Since they are evil ghosts, if we cheat them, we can only say that we are using tricks to get rid of harm, and it is not a deception."

"So it is like this!" The little Taoist suddenly realized.He turned to Tanning again, "Senior, you are very powerful."

The old Taoist also looked at Tan Ning curiously: "Where did you buy the talisman you used yesterday? Such a big truck, it was just given by your talisman!"

"That's right," the little Taoist also looked at Tanning, "There is also a ghost-binding talisman! The gold thread of the ghost-binding talisman you used is so fine and powerful!"

"Like the mahogany dagger, I bought it online." Tan Ning didn't change his face, "But I looked around today and found that the store seems to be closed, and I can't even open the purchase record."

"It's a pity." The old Taoist looked regretful.

"Uncle, why can't the talisman placed in front of you feel spiritual power?" When mentioning the talisman, the little Taoist asked tirelessly.

"..." The old Taoist broke another long beard.

"You don't understand this." The old Taoist said with a straight face, "If you think about relying on the magic talisman for everything, you will develop laziness and inertia of dependence. Therefore, I advise all believers who come to buy prayer talismans They don't want to buy it, and if I really want to buy it, I won't sell it to them. We are people who practice, we can't disturb the order of the secular people, and let them understand that hard work is the right thing to do."

The tannins are amused.

This old Taoist fools people into a set of tricks, no wonder he can't even see the ghosts, but he can fool the family members into believing that he can exorcise evil spirits!

"Senior, why are you laughing?" The little Taoist looked at Dan Ning suspiciously.

"No, I think the shape of this tea is really cute. Look, it looks like a handjob." Tanning picked up the tea in front of him and said nonsense.

The old Taoist left tannin for a meal.

After the three of them were full, the old Taoist asked, "Fellow Daoist, do you know when the high schools in the bay will register and which schools accept transfer students?"

"School has already started." Tan Ning glanced at the little Taoist priest, "Is this kid going to high school?"

"Exactly." The little Taoist replied earnestly, and took out a report card from the cloth bag beside him, "This is my high school entrance examination result."

Tan Ning took a look, yo, he is still a primary school bully, with full marks in every subject!

Tan Ning said: "The grades are good. However, the places in the urban area have always been tight, and elementary school students are rarely accepted." He looked around and said to the old Taoist priest, "Guangyang Temple must also be registered with the religious association. You will use his The files are transferred here and hung up, so we should be able to make an exception to enroll."

The old Taoist kept Tan Ning's words in his heart: "Well, I'll do it in the afternoon."

Tanning left Guangyang Temple.

A week passed in the blink of an eye.

In Xicheng District on Monday morning, there were still many people leaving and few people coming in.Tan Ning called everyone for a week's morning meeting, and was about to wave them away when he suddenly heard the sound of a large truck turning off from outside.

A large truck came ahead of the urban management brigade.

The front of the big truck is tied with red silk.

A group of people came down from both sides of the large truck, beating gongs and drums. Seeing this battle, the urban management brigade, the units on the opposite side, and those passing by on the road all gathered around to watch from afar or near.

The driver of the car strode into the urban management brigade, his eyes lit up when he saw Dan Ning, he stepped forward and eagerly held Tan Ning's hand and said, "Thank you, benefactor! Thanks to you for saving me that night, you also paid in advance. Medical expenses! I have inquired according to the contact information you left, and you are the captain of the Xicheng District Urban Management Brigade, so I specially sent you a pennant!"

Tannin: "..."

After a group of people quarreled, Dan Ning owned a pennant, and everyone in the urban management brigade was given a big bag of round, plump peaches, which they said were grown by themselves and cost no money.

The tannins divide the peaches into two bags, and hang one on the side of your bike for balance on your commute.He rode his bicycle unsteadily to the Supervision Office, and met members of the Supervision Office who came out in twos and threes.

Smiling, Dan Ning distributed a peach to each of them, and Huo Mingyan happened to come out after the distribution was over.

The peaches hanging from the tannin bike still bulge the bag.

Huo Mingyan also drove a bicycle and asked, "Did you buy it?"

"No, someone sent me a pennant and peaches today. Those people stuffed them for me." Tan Ning said, "It was the night when the fake Taoist priest practiced the law, a big truck hit After entering the store over there, the owner of the truck came to deliver the pennant! He was not seriously injured and was discharged from the hospital yesterday."

Huo Mingyan nodded.

The two of them rode their bikes, rolling Yu Hui back to Fushouli.

Tanning took a knife and peeled two peaches, cut them into pieces and took them out to eat with Huo Mingyan.

At this time, the practice exchange group suddenly jumped out.

Tanning poked a piece of peach, took a bite and opened the communication group.

Mu Guanying: 【News link】

Mu Guanying: The second generation is really nothing! ! !

Mu Guanying: If you are dragging a person to death, you can still take the hostess out to play, swipe food and luxury goods every day to show off your wealth

Mu Guanying: It's really annoying

Tan Ning paused, and immediately opened the link sent by Mu Guanying.

That was the headline on the social network.

Some time ago, this female anchor had been on the headlines, showing photos of herself eating, drinking and having fun every day. Later, someone found out that the man next to her was a second generation. Like her, he was only in his early twenties, and his basic necessities were very luxurious.The masses dig deeper, only to find out that the father of the second generation is the deputy governor of a certain state!

Generally speaking, these second generations are relatively low-key, and it is rare for a high-profile one to show off their wealth, and the masses are excited to pick up all kinds of new and old materials.

At this stage, there was nothing explosive, it was nothing more than the envy and jealousy of the masses for the luxury car he showed off and the beauty he slept with. As a result, after the news of the second-generation boyfriend of the female anchor xx became popular, a video completely blew up the netizens.

This person didn't stop after bumping into someone, and even drove the person for a long way before getting out of the car!

Look at the way he staggers when he walks, he is either drunk driving or drug driving!What's more, he ran away after getting out of the car, and didn't come back for a long time. He didn't check whether the person being towed could still be sent to the hospital for rescue, and he didn't call the traffic police, so he just abandoned the car and fled. !

Judging from the date on the video, this happened last month, but this second generation has been happily eating, drinking and having fun for more than half a month.

He even had conflicts with people at a nightclub, bringing out his lieutenant governor's father to suppress people.

All of a sudden, the crowd was raging.

Mu Guanying is one of those who are filled with righteous indignation.

Mu Guanying: This is really too much

Mu Guanying: What if people can be saved?He just ran away!

Mu Guanying: It's so hateful

Girl Qianxue: I think the woman in this surveillance will become a ghost

Miss Qianxue: She died too badly

Girl Qianxue: Wearing a red dress again

Be Fat Without Being Fat: It Has Changed

Get fat without being fat: [News Link] [News Link] [News Link]

You have to be fat even if you are not fat: In the same place, there have been several tragic car accidents in the past half a month

You have to be fat without being fat: the frequency is too high

Girl Qianxue: It happened in the bay. Some time ago, Nan Gezi seemed to say that @南歌子 used to participate in the expo over there

Nan Gezi:? ? ?

Nan Gezi: I'm back

Nan Gezi: I'm so busy, alas, I want to go back to the laboratory to refine medicine

Nan Gezi: This matter is indeed dangerous, but isn't there the Yun family over there?The Yun family didn't make a move?

Gui Deyong: Fortunately, you left

Gui Deyong: Next time don't go to the Gulf casually

Mu Guanying: Mr. Gui! ! !

Gui Deyong:?

Mu Guanying: It’s nothing but I haven’t seen you for a long time, I miss you so much

[System News] Mu Guanying was banned for 10 minutes by the administrator Qianxue

The black cat is nervous: ...

Black cat nervous: why not just go to the bay?

Gui Deyong: Have you heard of raising Gu?

Gui Deyong: The bay is the Gu Bo of the Yun family.

Gui Deyong: It's just that they don't raise Gu worms.

Gui Deyong: That's all. Pay attention to yourself.