Meow phase master

The main road of Guangyang Street is mostly small restaurants and convenience stores.

What Dan Ning and Huo Mingyan were going to was the alley next to Guangyang Temple. The alleys were full of two or three-story old buildings. The first floor was a shop, and the second and third floors were for people to live in.The exterior walls are peeling, and the wooden windows are quite old, with patterned glass on them.

Tan Ning turned his head and said to Huo Mingyan: "These glasses are rarely used now. When I was a child, I used to cover it with paper, and painted it with a pencil, and the patterns could appear on the paper very quickly, which aroused the amazement of my friends." .”

Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan had already parked their bicycles and walked into the alley.

Huo Mingyan turned his head to listen to Dan Ning's speech.

Tanning smiled: "Coins and the like can also be played in this way. Did you play with it when you were young?"

Huo Mingyan shook his head.

Since Huo Mingyan could remember, he rarely had the idea of ​​"playing".

Since he was a child, he was either sick in bed, haunted by ghosts, or indifferent and withdrawn, and did not communicate with others. Things that seemed ordinary to others were very strange to him.

Tan Ning dragged Huo Mingyan into a shop that seemed to have a lot of things.

The shopkeeper was sitting behind the counter, wearing an old gray-blue robe, quite old, with a gray beard, and his hands were hidden in his sleeves.His eyelids were drooping, the skin on his face was like wrinkled old tree bark, he had no energy, and even his breathing was very slow.

As soon as Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan entered the store, a wooden bird made a blunt, low voice: "There are customers, there are customers..."

Tanning looked at the wooden bird curiously.

Could this be the legendary puppetry?

Tan Ning looked at the old man with a white beard in awe.

This may be an expert hiding in the folk!

"Grandpa, are there any guests?" A middle-aged man in his forties came out of the back room.He didn't wear a robe like the old man, but only a white vest and black pants, with a bib around his waist.He greeted Tanning and the two politely, "Two guests just take a look."

After the middle-aged man finished speaking, he walked to the counter and said to the old man, "The bird's voice is a little softer, the battery is almost used up, right?"

The old man's eyelids were still drooping, and he replied listlessly: "It should be."

Tannin: "..."

Tan Ning watched the middle-aged man turn the bird's belly over, disassemble the bird's butt, and replace the wooden bird with a new battery.

It seems that this is still a scientific world!

The list of materials was all in the minds of Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan, and the store was not too big, so they quickly bought all the things they wanted to buy, and in the end there was only one thing missing: cinnabar.

Tan Ning walked to the counter with a big bag of things to pay the bill: "Please calculate how much it is."

The middle-aged man was waiting by the side. Hearing this, he immediately took out his calculator and cracked the calculations, and said to Tanning: "You two bought a lot, and the total was [-] yuan. The change was erased by the two of you. Only charge Four hundred!" He enthusiastically picked up the QR code sign that was put aside, "This is an online shop I set up, if you two need anything in the future, you can place an order directly online, and it will be delivered directly to your door. "

Tan Ning was surprised: "There is also an online store."

When the middle-aged man mentions this, he worries: "That's right, we have less traffic here, and the business is almost out of business. Fortunately, I asked a friend for advice and set up an online store to buy things. He seems to be doing some kind of webcast. They advertised for me a few times, and my online store business is quite good, and I have cooperated with several couriers to ensure that the goods can be delivered to the door in time."

Tan Ning said, "That's a good thing." He asked again, "Don't you sell cinnabar in your store?"

The middle-aged man said: "No, we don't sell cinnabar in our store, and my grandfather won't allow it."

"Where can I buy good cinnabar?" Tanning asked immediately.

"The cinnabar made by Pan Mazi at the end of the street is the best." It wasn't the middle-aged man who spoke, but the old man in a robe.

"Grandpa, have you forgotten again? Grandpa Pan passed away ten years ago!" The middle-aged man smiled shyly at Tanning and Huo Mingyan, "My grandpa has Alzheimer's disease, and he can't remember many things clearly But although Grandpa Pan is no longer alive, his granddaughter is still there, and the cinnabar ink made by his granddaughter is also very good, you can go and have a look."

Dan Ning thanked the middle-aged man and the elderly, and went out with Huo Mingyan.

As soon as they stepped out of the store, the wooden bird in the store flapped its wings and said, "Thank you for your patronage, and welcome to come again!"

The middle-aged man walked to the old man's house and asked with concern, "Grandpa, are you hot? How about I carry the fan down for you?"

"No, it's not hot." The old man replied lightly.

"The two young men just now were really handsome, especially the one who didn't talk much." The middle-aged man sighed.

The old man didn't respond.

The middle-aged man didn't care either. He had been back to take care of the storefront and his elderly grandfather for two or three years, and he had long understood his grandfather's taciturn temper.

The middle-aged man continued to turn around and walk back to the kitchen to make dinner for himself and his grandfather.

The old man sat behind the counter with his eyes closed for a while before opening his eyes again and looking at the empty store door.

outside the store.

Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan have already found the end of the street.

That is the same old place as the house, but the lights inside are brighter, and it has been renovated in the past two years, and the decoration is simple and elegant.

"Welcome! Welcome!" Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan were greeted with mechanical greetings.

Tan Ning looked curiously, and found that the wooden bird in the store was standing on a thin wooden shelf, with a beautiful color on its body.

"Hello, do you have anything you want to buy?" A girl with small canine teeth came out.She is about 23 or [-] years old. She looks pretty and cute, with a simple ponytail on her hair. She looks easy to get close to.

"I want to buy some cinnabar."

"Cinnabar?" The girl looked at Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan curiously, didn't ask any more questions, but only told, "I sell cinnabar here, but be careful when you touch it, it contains mercury and is poisonous."

"I'll pay attention." Tanning nodded.

"Okay, I'll show you." The girl said cheerfully.

The girl took out a delicate ink cartridge and opened it for Tanning to see.

The ink cartridge is filled with brightly colored cinnabar ink, which is red and bright, bright red, and looks extraordinarily beautiful.Tan Ning frowned, thinking that this cinnabar was not ordinary.He asked, "How do you sell this?"

"500 yuan, with an ink cartridge. This is pure cinnabar," the girl said. "There are also cheap cinnabar inks. You can buy 100ml for 500 yuan."

The tannins are a bit hesitant.

Huo Mingyan pointed to the ink cartridge and said, "Buy two copies of this, and 500ml of ink."

The girl smiled and showed two small canine teeth: "Okay, I'll wrap it up for you now." She asked again, "By the way, do you pay directly or transfer money? If you transfer money, you can pay attention to my store by the way. If you need it, you can Order online, no need to make a special trip.”

Tanning said, "No problem."

Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan returned to Fushouli with a bunch of things, and couldn't help but say, "Why didn't I think of looking it up online? It seems that I have been a little out of touch these few years."

Huo Mingyan said: "Normal." He glanced at Tan Ning, "The Internet was controlled during your military service, and it's normal if you're not used to this way of shopping."

The two of them hardly ever mentioned the word "service". When this word came out of Huo Mingyan's mouth suddenly, Dan Ning was really taken aback.

Soon, Tan Ning resumed his usual eloquence: "That's right. At that time, the conditions were very difficult, and I couldn't play anything. I didn't have a mobile phone or a computer. It would be nice if I could go out to relax, and I could also relax. Equipped with a mobile phone and a computer. It is much more enjoyable than staying in the camp for training!"

Huo Mingyan said: "So do you often apply for tasks?"

Tan Ning didn't change his face: "Of course, I can't be idle at all. And I have a flexible mind, and I can do whatever I want, and my superiors are willing to send me there, and later let me lead the team. Of course, those of us who haven't trained for a few years , The foundation is not deep, the things that are too dangerous are definitely not for us to go, we just waved the flag and shouted around the periphery to get some benefits. No, I will arrange work after I finish my service. "

Huo Mingyan glanced at the familiar street: "Here we are."

Tan Ning and Huo Mingyan parked their bicycles at the delivery point by the roadside.He went on to say: "Let me tell you, the instructors all praised me as an expert at rubbing skills, and I saved a lot of small chapters in a few years. I was able to go to the capital with those small chapters, but the quota was rejected by others." That's it, it's all over the bay."

Huo Mingyan turned to look at him.

Tan Ning said: "To be honest, I don't want to go to the capital either. I feel that the place doesn't suit me."

Huo Mingyan said: "Then we won't go."

When the two returned home, Tan Ning spread out the talisman paper, took out cheap ink, and was going to try to draw a rune to see if it would work.

Huo Mingyan asked Uncle Zuo to clean up a "research room", they can go there if they want to study this aspect.Tan Ning opened the appendix of "Introduction Guide to Basic Runes" and searched for the entry-level runes inside.

With the development of the times, the types of runes seem to change with each passing day, such as this——

【Student Work】Remove the courier talisman with bare hands

Introduction: Tap the talisman paper, and the express delivery opens!Mom is no longer afraid that I can't find the scissors!Are you still worried about sticking knife with tape?Still throwing knives and scissors all the time?Unpack the courier symbols with bare hands, you deserve it!

Tannin: "..."

This is also very interesting, it is really a down-to-earth practical rune.

Tan Ning turned back and found a lot of strange runes, and later opened up a women's section, listing "dishwashing paper figurines", "M towel expansion charms", "menstrual pain stickers" and the like ...

Tannin: "..."

Human intelligence is truly amazing and amazing.

Tan Ning is quite interested in the little paper figures for washing dishes. According to the introduction, this can be further improved, and a series of "little paper figures for mopping the floor" and "little paper figures for taking out the trash" can be developed.

Tan Ning made preparations, thought for a while, and picked up his phone to open the practice exchange group.

The black cat is nervous: I'm going to do this.

Black Cat Nervous: Screenshot of Dishwashing Paper Figure.jpg

The black cat is nervous: Can newcomers try it?

Mu Guanying: Why did you do this?

Mu Guanying: Isn't the aunt washing the dishes?

Nan Gezi: I also think that this thing is useless, it can only be used for certain specifications of bowls and chopsticks, trouble

Nan Gezi: It's more convenient to spend some money to hire someone

Zuo Qiuke: ...

Jingle bells: For some reason, the same words from Mu Guanying make people feel a little mentally retarded.

Miss Qianxue: I feel the same way

Mu Guanying: ...

Mu Guanying: _(:з」∠)_

Miss Qianxue: Black cat, you can try it

Miss Qianxue: But compared to other runes, it is more complicated to make the paper dolls move, and the probability of failure is higher

Mr. Xuanming: Put your phone aside and record the video. If you fail after drawing, send the video to me. I will help you to see which step is wrong.

Tan Ning was a little moved, and while adjusting the shooting angle, he took photos and sent them to ask Mr. Xuan Ming if this would work.Only when Mr. Xuan Ming nodded, Dan Ning set up his phone and pressed the video button to start shooting.

This is Tannin's first attempt at this thing.

Tan Ning calmed down, dismissed all distracting thoughts, and recalled the style of the rune.He has a good memory, and he still clearly remembers what the runes look like even if he hasn't opened the "Introduction Guide to Basic Runes".

Tan Ning dipped a pen into the cinnabar, and quickly drew the complicated runes on the talisman paper.

After a while, a vermilion texture was formed on the paper.

The tannins have a wonderful feeling throughout the whole process, as if the texture under the brush has a life of its own.He unconsciously deviated from the original pattern when he wrote the pen, and drew a new and more complicated rune.

Tan Ning didn't dare to lose his mind, and concentrated all his energy on the tip of the pen, even if he knew that there was a deviation, he didn't stop.It was obviously just an entry-level rune, but he spent a full hour on it.

After Tan Ning collected the last sum, he recovered from the extremely focused state just now, only to feel that his whole body was dripping with sweat.

Tanning looked intently at his achievement.

? ? ? ? ?

What is this drawing?

The runes on the talisman paper are dense and complicated, the lines are extremely thin, and there are many, but they don't look messy at all, but have an unusual beauty.Zhu Mo is drying at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if slowly flowing blood is gradually solidifying on the paper.

Did it really fail?

Tan Ning was not too disappointed, put down his pen, and turned to get his phone.He wanted to send the video to Mr. Xuan Ming, and ask Mr. Xuan Ming which step he made a mistake just now, but when he picked up the phone, he found that the screen was black.

Tanning pressed a few keys and the phone didn't respond.

He ran to the study to find Huo Mingyan: "This is really evil. I just tried to draw an introductory rune, but my phone even broke! Do you think God forbids me to learn this?"

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Huo Mingyan: "Is the phone battery enough?"

Tannin: "..."

Tanning silently went to find the charger.

The video was not shot, but Dan Ning actually understood where the problem was: he made a mistake in the first 3 minutes.

Tanning took out the computer, turned it on, and went online.

Black Cat Nervous: Failed

The black cat is nervous: it may be too nervous. At the beginning, I remembered the rune well and drew it wrong when I started.

The black cat is nervous: But it feels amazing when drawing runes, and I don’t want to stop even if I make a mistake. I drew for a full hour

The black cat is nervous: the battery of the mobile phone is dead during the drawing, so the recorded video has not been saved @玄明MR.

Miss Qianxue: Is this your first attempt?

Miss Qianxue: It's okay

Jingle bells: Come on, newcomers

Jingle bells: Senior Xuanming seems to have gone to class

The black cat is nervous: thank you

The old devil:? ? ?

The old devil:! ! !

Miss Qianxue: What's wrong with you, old devil?

Old Devil: An hour?

Old devil: entry rune?

Mu Guanying: Is there something wrong?

Mu Guanying: Could it be too long? [touch chin

Before Tanning had time to ask a question, the old devil poked him privately.

Old Devil: Are you sure you drew for an hour?

The black cat is nervous: It's an hour, that's right, I finished dinner at 07:30, it's almost nine o'clock now.

Old Devil: Is the phone fully charged?show me the rune you drew

The black cat is nervous: it is still charging

The black cat was nervous: there was no electricity at all just now

Old devil: Young man, do you have a master?

The black cat is nervous:?

The black cat is nervous: no

Old Devil: Do you want Master?I can give you one-on-one counseling without charging any fees, just call me Master, and I will teach you everything!

Tannin: "..."

It just doesn't feel right.

Black Cat Nervous: Is it weird to draw for an hour?

The old devil: heavy sigh.jpg

Old Devil: You need to know that drawing runes requires full concentration, and this process will consume the spiritual power in your body.What exactly is spiritual power is still unclear, but spiritual power can be increased by practicing or relying on elixir and magic tools.The longer you can persist, the more complex and advanced runes you can draw

Old Devil: Runes are just like the computer program made by the boy who is not fat. The more advanced the writing, the more powerful the functions

Old Devil: So if you can persist for an hour, it means that your spiritual power is very high, and it is very good no matter what direction you want to develop.

The black cat is nervous: so it is

Black Cat is nervous: But I don’t want to be a teacher for now

The black cat is nervous: thank you senior

Old Devil: It’s okay, that’s all I said

Old Devil: Remember to take a photo of your mobile phone when it is fully charged, and I will see what you drew, maybe it is a new high-level rune

Tan Ning was about to reply to the old devil, but he heard a creak, and the door of the study was pushed open from the outside.

Dan Ning and Huo Mingyan looked at each other, and both looked out the door.

A thin piece of paper protruded a round head from the open door.

It was a little yellow paper figurine with a little vermilion on the chest. If you look carefully, you will find that the vermilion is actually a very complicated pattern.

The little paper man looked carefully at Tanning and then at Huo Mingyan.

It squeezed into the room through the crack of the door, ran to Huo Mingyan's feet, and raised its short hand to grab Huo Mingyan's trousers.

Tannin: "..."

Little paper man: "Dad, Dad."

Tannin: "..."

The little paper man felt the gaze cast by Tanning, and turned to look at Tanning again.It immediately ran to Tanning's feet: "Dad, Dad." It was a little puzzled, its round head raised, and it looked at Tanning who was staring at it, "Why, why two, two dads. "

Tannin: "..."

Tanning picked up the little paper figurine and put it on the table.

The little paper man's head turned from one side to the other, very dazed.

Huo Mingyan asked: "What is this?"

Tan Ning looked at it for a long time, and said uncertainly: "...I think it should be the little paper dishwashing figure I drew just now."

Huo Mingyan commented objectively: "It doesn't look like it."

He couldn't believe that Tanning could let this poor little piece of paper wash the dishes.

Tanning pulled out the charging phone, took a picture of the little paper figurine, and sent it to his computer to send to the old devil.

Black Cat Nervous: Seniors

The black cat is nervous: something is wrong with this little paper man

The black cat was nervous: it ran over to us by itself, and called our dad as soon as it opened its mouth

Old devil: ...

Old Devil: Human-shaped things are generally more prone to problems. You probably drew high-level runes on ordinary rune paper, and the runes can’t play a full role.

Old Devil: In theory, so.Now that the rune has been hidden, I can't give you a more detailed analysis

Old Devil: Since it is called your father, you can take care of it

The black cat is nervous:? ? ?

Old Devil: To put it simply, it has no special use, you can just keep it as a paper doll pet

Tannin: "..."

Paper figurines neither eat nor drink, how to raise them?

Tanning decided to blacklist the humanoid runes and never play with them again.

Huo Mingyan saw that Tan Ning was worrying, so he took a tablet for the little paper figurine silently, and put it on the empty space on the side with this shelf.

The little paper man was immediately attracted by the colorful screen.

Huo Mingyan played an animated version of "One Hundred Thousand Whys" for it, and this thing has a total of [-] episodes.

The little paper man stared intently at the screen.

Tannin: "..."

Huo Mingyan said: "Put it in the next room and let it be seen."

Tanning hurriedly carried the little paper figurine and tablet to the next door.

It can be regarded as a sigh of relief.

Tan Ning returned to the study and couldn't help but say, "Runes really can't be played around casually."

Huo Mingyan: "Yes."

Tan Ning said: "Fortunately, it's just a little paper man. If you really have a child, you can't send the child away like this."

Huo Mingyan: "Can you give birth?"

Tanning said, "Of course not."

Huo Mingyan: "I can't either."

Tannin: "..."

Tanning spent the next few nights practicing runes.

Compared with the oolong on the first day, the practice in the next few days was much smoother, and Tan Ning made a lot of entry-level talismans.

For example, dismantling the courier symbols with bare hands.

He purchased an additional batch of materials from the store on Guangyang Street, and the courier arrived in the evening.Tan Ning patted the talisman paper on the courier, and shouted "open" in a strong voice. The tape on the courier suddenly burst, and the lid of the carton opened in response, and stood upright on all sides.

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Tan Ning said: "This, it's barely usable."

Huo Mingyan nodded "Yes", with a smile hidden in his eyes.

Tan Ning has learned something, and he went online to ask Mr. Xuan Ming and the old devil about things to pay attention to, and made intensive preparations for the next action.

Ma Yunxuan has been transferred to Haiwan Prison these days.He planned to find a dark and windy night for a month, and quietly touched the Haiwan Prison to set up the formation taught by the old devil.Coincidentally, the pair of dogs and men who conspired to murder their wives and cheat their insurance were also there. After thinking about it, Dan Ning decided to write the three horoscopes together.

The horoscope tannins of these three people can be easily obtained, after all, he has participated in both cases.

Everything is in place, the tannins are in place, and it's good for a weekend night.He decided to set off for the Bay Prison on Saturday evening, and talk to his friend who worked in the prison, asking him to take good care of the three of them.

——After all, the formation of the old devil only takes effect in sleep, let them enjoy the last life when they are awake during the day!

The author has something to say:

Brother Shan (rubbing hands): My baby said she wanted me to have a baby, but I couldn't, hin is troubled.Is it because I can't give birth to him that I don't sleep with me?

Homer: ...