Lever on the standings [Quick Transmigration]

In the previous world of Lu Zhi, He Yanqian obtained the skill "Memories of First Love", and by looking through it, he could see the plot outside of Zheng Bai's vision in the original world.

Tian Xiaofang single-handedly contributed to Xie Zheliang's tragedy, and this is just the beginning.A handsome young man who has read a lot of poetry and books. He is a sixteen-year-old man. Once engaged to a green hat, the moss is so thick that he can cook vegetables.

The blind village girl fell in love with the old Li who was said to be simple and honest next door, but the upright old Li who was said to be dull and unresponsive, and couldn't handle the hypocrisy of arty, was overjoyed to be with others. The person rolled happily in the corn field, and was caught by the villagers without knowing it.

How fashionable is the ancient premarital sex!

He Yan said modestly, even if he is Xie Zheliang, he has to be bathed in the disgusting water, don't get dirty!

Aunt Tian Cun still had a bit of a conscience, and she was brooding over Xie Zheliang's death. With that kind of remorse, she was tortured to death by her mother-in-law who disliked her as a vixen.

To tell the truth, He Yanqian, an outsider, can tell that Tian Xiaofang regrets marrying Li Dahao, but her parents have severed ties with her for being so unfeminine, and they have nowhere to complain about being cowardly from her in-laws.In everyone's opinion, Tian Xiaofang got what she wanted.

The mother-in-law lost her husband in her early years, and her dependence on her son is increasing day by day

Li Dahao lost his wife in his early years and became more and more close to his daughter

The wasted years, we depend on each other like funny

This mother and father still have heredity?

The gene chain of their old Li family is too strong, and it can still evolve. Didn't Li Fang guard his father all his life without marrying?At least his father was spared by his grandmother to marry her mother!

He Yanqian pinched his arm in horror, so as not to indulge in the past. When he looked at the distraught Xie Zheliang again, his eyes were full of love and pity, and he thought he was very sympathetic to give advice to the other party, "Go jump into a fake river Come on, I'll bring you up again, let the guilt of those two little bitches burn, and the villagers will stand by your side!"

The system immediately jumped out to expose the host's wretched conspiracy, [The favor of saving life, should I promise it with my body? 】

He Yanqian gave him a look you know, "If you don't like the boy's body, why should I go into the water to save him?"

Xie Zheliang was not good at expressing, and he was thinking about what to see from his indifferent yet gentle face, which was tantamount to fantasy.Parents' order and matchmaker's words have always been the rules followed by the villagers for generations. Xie Zheliang did not comment on this, but only said that Tian Xiaofang had a marriage contract, but ignored the secular morals and fooled around with men. , It is a matter of dignity, and it will damage his external image of a gentleman.

What's wrong with being dissatisfied, you can't withdraw the marriage and mess around again?

As for Zheng Bai, a dog-headed military strategist who came up with bad ideas, he obviously shouldn't take his nonsense words seriously, but Xie Zheliang's heart warmed up inexplicably, and the air-conditioning that was stuck in his lingering breath was blown away, and the boy's hot sweat had evaporated indoors. It's hot, the boy shivered.The handkerchief hidden in Xie Zheliang's cuff unconsciously touched Zheng Bai's forehead, and slowly wiped the wet brink.

He Yanqian: "He's watching+raping+me!"

System: [This is called affectionate! 】

He Yanqian: "He wants to push me against the wall!"

System: [Reunion after a long absence! 】

Xie Zheliang looked at Zheng Bai, who was blushing and shy, in surprise, "You also have the feeling of being reserved?"

feeling mocked

He Yanqian pinched his waist, "May you be obscene with me, but don't let me get excited?"

There is a big difference between the shy apple red and the excited peach pink!

He Yanqian: "I'm a prodigal!"

System: [Prototype Teddy! 】

Xie Zheliang denied it, and took back the veil at the same time, "I've said it many times, I'm not interested in men!"

He Yanqian immediately put his arms around the young man's neck, and teased: "You are not interested in men who are old-fashioned and inactive?"

System: [Keep up, half. Hard+! 】

He Yanqian was encouraged, so he just sat down on the medicine cabinet. Damn it, he wanted to go to Jiang Benrui's doctor's office to play with the doctor of abstinence + desire, and prepared a bunch of sex + fun props.But Jiang Benrui's incomprehensible flushed face swept him out of the house, that kind of merciless.snort!He Yanqian has been thinking about the hookup failure until now.

The system sighed, [The bad luck of the fifteenth day is ten times that of the first day]

The translation of adult words is: you can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day of junior high school.

He Yanqian quickly untied the hemp rope wrapped around the fabric around his waist, and untied the shackles

Xie Zheliang cared about the brotherhood, and couldn't say anything unfeeling and decisive. The trouble made him half push, and put his arms around He Yanqian's waist.

How many rapes and loves come from this way!

The parties neither cater to nor refuse!

Kissing close to each other, sweat seems to be on the man's face?

The system coughed twice, [triggered the special effect of "Seven Colored Flowers"]

The effect, when kissing, there are petals of various colors floating around, and the stars are scattered

He Yanqian said sincerely: "This old man has a boyish heart!"

System: [Achieve the strategy, the charm of the host increases sharply! 】

In public places, passers-by may break in at any time and shout "Excuse me!"

Cooperate on the spot + treacherous slightly stupid

So you haven't seen a man in hundreds of years?

Even a hungry man can't be so careless!

Smack it, smack your mouth and enjoy some sweetness

He Yanqian hummed a ditty, and swaggered into the street, "After transforming into a Hulk, Ryoko turned black enough to even touch a man, alas, the world is getting worse!"

system:【……】

Xie Zheliang: I am considering whether to knock He Yanqian out and pretend nothing happened

Wang Dazhu wolfed down a bowl of wontons, and wanted to walk back with Zheng Bai on his shoulders.

Fat into a ball, the smell of sweat is still so heavy

He Yanqian swung his arms and kept his distance in disgust, "You should cool down!"

Wang Dazhu was not happy, and muttered: "You kid is not like this before!"

He Yanqian: "Ugly reject!"

Zheng Bai has a naughty temper, but he really cares about it, and he is sincere. In his early years, he was often taken advantage of by Fatty Wang, who stole + raped and played tricks. Like the last time he went to the mountains to pick wild fruits, and went up the mountains to collect firewood in winter. Fatty Wang often went to work No effort.This kind of person can be repaid as a bad friend, or he will be cheated to death.

Zheng Bai has no discernment, he looks at women just like Fatty Wang, he likes big buttocks and big breasts, Tian Xiaofang is very suitable, his crotch can drive two miles.With the eyes of a curved man, He Yanqian also knows that he should appreciate the slender, tall and thin type.For women, big white legs, for men, darker, long legs!

Strolled back to the village, dragging shoes all the way to the ground

Mrs. Lu planted rice seedlings in the field under the sun, almost yelling at Zheng Bai's picky son in his heart.Zhier Mo Ruoniang, the bastard ran to tease Tian Xiaofang every three days, how much hatred is this against Xie Zheliang?

It's not a good place there, thinking about the house number Zheng Baigou, Lu Shi will be angry!

He Yanqian is very experienced in dealing with farm work that cannot be lazy. He exchanged a gray rabbit in the system mall and gave it to Lu's business. According to the usual practice, if he doesn't steal + rape and cheat or go outside to mess + hook up, Lu's tolerance is strong.

"Mother, Liangzi has suffered!"

started gossiping

Mrs. Lu was stunned, she had been in the field all day, not knowing that the gossip outside was blown up, "What?"

The treatment of a rival in love can only be a Mai Tai with added fuel and vinegar!

The villagers came out of the field one after another at dusk, and when they met in twos and threes, Tian Xiaofang was shocked for a year. It is said that the Tian family was so guilty that they beat their daughter severely for a long time, and shut her up in a small black house to think about her past.Tian's parents also apologized to Lizheng's family for their visit.

In the middle of the day, Li knew that his daughter-in-law and others had rolled up the high slope of the loess. He didn't come up in one breath, and his head was hot. He vomited at a passing toad+toad+toad. , Before discussing it with my wife, I passed out.

Xie Zheliang was in the town and didn't know anything about it, so he was at a loss.It was the barefoot doctor from the village who helped to diagnose the pulse. After touching the dark neck of his hand for a long time, the barefoot doctor thought about it and said, "Let's cook some mung beans. My uncle is in a hurry, and he is suffering from the sun. He has a heat stroke!"

The villagers do hard work under the sun all the year round, and the elderly are prone to heatstroke and dizzy while lying on the kang, so mung beans are prepared at home.

Mrs. Xie sent the barefoot doctor away, fearing that the old man would turn his back to wipe her tears, so he lit the fire with a sad face, and poured a large bowl of mung beans into the pot.

People are old and the body can't resist tossing, Xie's love for the old man, there are many complaints in his heart, why did Tian Xiaofang despise Liangzi, who put a knife on her neck and forced her to marry?To do such shameless deeds, I am!

Mrs. Xie rushed to the steps and gave a savage mouthful, rolling her eyes so that the second elder of the Tian family who rushed over in a hurry looked at her.

Tian exaggeratedly slapped his thighs with both hands, with tears in his eyes, and said loudly: "Big sister, we are sorry for you, and I am here to apologize!"

Xie sneered, "You have nothing on your back, do you think I'm old and dim-sighted? Wherever you hit, you can go back, don't be hypocritical and don't bite people, you should treat people!"

The polite words were punctured face to face, Tian's sarcasm, she is aggressive, neighbors don't dare to quarrel with her, because of Tian Xiaofang, that slut whose brains have been bullied by pigs, ran over to swallow her anger, the more Tian thought about it, the more depressed she became , wiped a sad tear and said: "It's not easy for anyone. I gave birth to a wicked girl. I didn't dare to look at my three aunts and six wives all the way. There is no place to put this old face. I'm afraid I will be drowned by someone's saliva in the future!"

Speaking of selling miserably, the culprit came from his family!

Mrs. Xie didn't take the trick of turning right and wrong into black and white, leaning on the door and said: "Go back, go back, never get in touch with each other, don't say we know each other, my Liangzi can't afford to lose that person!"

Touched one's nose ashes, and ate the closed door, Tian Shi still felt that it was not enough, but Xie Shi had already picked up the hoe, with a fierce threat in his eyes.Tian didn't have a rake in his hand, and he didn't dare to go up and make gestures with others. He was dragged by Tian Dagui, and the couple pushed and pushed each other away, so they didn't have to stay at the gate of other people like piles of dung anymore.

The village official is sick, and those under his jurisdiction, no matter what their intentions are, come to pay their respects according to the usual practice, which will definitely satisfy their first position in the gossip station!

Mrs. Xie received a lot of customers in one afternoon

Seeing the sign of "Zheng Bai and the dog", Mrs. Lu was disturbed and refused to go, and was also classified as a black + household who never interacted with each other.

But that unexplainable family is Xie Zheliang's parents after all, so it's not interesting not to look at it?He Yanqian touched his smooth and shiny face, and went away with a bowl of cold mung bean cake.