Lever on the standings [Quick Transmigration]

Lijia Village is nestled in a ravine, and there are small forests everywhere. Why do you deliberately go to the back mountain to catch birds? You can just drill into any forest to catch them.

And the autumn wind is blowing, probably only the sparrows can be caught!

One nest after another, you can throw a piece of it in the field

I heard that it can be made in the field, and you can eat birds by sitting down on your buttocks!

But because the elders work in the field all year round, it is not suitable for half-aged children to play

Due to various practical problems, Xie Zheliang sprinkled a small handful of wheat husks, held Zheng Bai's hand and waited under a tree stump.

Is this waiting for a bird?

Well, the waiting process is long, and the two of them can chat a little more about the daily life, for example, what is the use of the "seven-color flower" obtained from doing side missions, can you show it?

The system coughed twice, 【That, it's inconvenient! 】

He Yanqian felt bored, "I didn't let you take off your pants and dance, why are you so shy!"

Xie Zheliang went to change the subject, his words were more down-to-earth, he talked about the wild boar that he and Zheng Bai had ripped off each other yesterday, and he had already bowed his head for his personal crimes and shouldered the due punishment.

what what?

Skinned and deboned and taken to the market to sell?

Also sold for a good price!

The two teenagers huddled together on a tree stump, Xie Zheliang patted Zheng Bai's trousers + pocket, "Didn't you already put away the two taels of silver?"

He Yanqian suddenly realized that the money is so easy to come by, "But I heard that wild pork is not good, and there are people who buy it?"

The wind blew Xie Zheliang's hair from his temples. He glanced at the sparrows flying to peck, got up and approached and said, "Take a fresh picture, like this greedy bird!"

He Yanqian agreed with this statement, but he also used this to refute, "Your lines are wrong, it should be like this, little bird, little bird, don't blame me, today you are a dish on the uncle's table. If you go this year, you will return next year." return!"

Click

Xie Zheliang accidentally stepped on a branch, and the sound startled the birds, whooping and flying away.Xie Zheliang looked at the sky, and he made up an excuse for this, "You shouldn't die, you have not recovered from serious injuries, and you are not suitable for meat."

He Yanqian also patted his butt and stood up, squinting at him, "I really look down on you!"

Xie Zheliang replied coldly: "If you are capable, you can catch it yourself!"

Then, the two teenagers parted ways

He Yanqian also hurriedly ran to the system to verify, "I'm healed from the injury, except for a little soreness and pain!"

The system gloats with a wow, and corrects him. The bitten blood holes all over your body are patched, and your bleeding has stopped. You look innocent on the outside, but the inner structure has been severely damaged. Take a rest and sleep Come on, stop messing around.

Humans are crazy animals

Now that He Yanqian knew about his pathology and treatment plan, he tried his best to figure it out, and leaned on himself for all the illnesses he knew. He didn't feel any discomfort when he got up, but now he seemed to be in pain all over his body?

Whoops, whoops, he couldn't walk anymore, his calves were shaking, and he fell all of a sudden. Fortunately, a piece of green grass, oh no, a piece of yellow grass, became his comfortable chair cushion, which saved the dog from gnawing on it. .

That bang hit the ground, you can hear it not far away.

Hearing the sound, Xie Zheliang paused in his steps forward, and thought for a while, after all, he couldn't let the misbehaving boy lie pitifully in the grass, turned around resignedly, and helped him onto his back.

Did a good job and kept silent

He Yanqian decided to tease him and do some bad things. At first, he yelled, "Hey!"

When there was no response, he lowered his voice and said, "Xie Zheliang!"

"Ok?"

"Xie Zheliang!"

"Ok?"

"Xie Zheliang!"

"Huh?" He was very patient

But He Yanqian couldn't hold back and said: "I think you should tell me to shut up!"

The system deeply agrees, [I measured that the host's mouth is too small, to block him, it probably needs a very thick stick]

"I bother!"

[It seems that the host is not satisfied, let's make it longer! 】

"roll!"

Don't want to talk to the old driver, play happily with the pure boy!

The system said sadly: [No matter how clean it is, it won't hold up when you splash ink vigorously! 】

He Yanqian was not happy anymore, "Which one of us will bury the other? Don't pretend to be white flowers there, we are both thousand-year-old foxes who don't know who!"

【…】

During dinner, He Yanqian yelled on the kang, Li was getting old, and his wife couldn't stand it, and urged the younger son, who was still eating slowly, to coax him, don't hurt him anymore The ears of their old couple.

The daughter-in-law of the Lizheng family is able to give birth, and the money is also more than usual for the villagers. There are more people, more work, and a better life. The sons have separated, but they often have dinner together. Today, the sons bring The daughter-in-law and the son came home, there was a large group of people, and the two tables couldn't fit. Xie Zheliang's eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, and fifth sister all asked, "Your wife?"

Xie Zheliang was taken aback, "..."

He is honest and calm. He was mistaken for his daughter-in-law by his brothers and sisters at home. There is nothing wrong with him, he is not angry, and he can eat with elegance and restraint. , "Hurry up and coax him, don't let him get sick!"

Where is the original intention here to get the oil bottle?Send it away after the treatment is complete, but don't let him hum.

But to the ears of those present, it was not the case, and they were confused!

But his father's face was too ugly, and he couldn't be disturbed when he looked at it, so the sons and daughters all shut up

The niece secretly asked, "Is my uncle really married?"

Sitting at a table, who can't hear it?

Li Zheng was so angry that he was about to burst into flames.

Xie Zheliang's mother also had a hard time laughing, pushing her son to stop eating, and serve the little ancestor you brought back!

Xie Zheliang was helpless, he was forced to leave the table before he had enough to fill his stomach, he was not someone who would take his anger out casually, the source of the disaster was Zheng Bai, that kid was rolling around on the kang with the quilt wrapped around him, when he saw him, It also yelled more joyfully, making people angry when they heard it.

"Are you a wolf? Roaring and screaming in the middle of the night!" The anger of not having enough to eat and hungry, aimed at the kid on the kang

He Yanqian also seemed to think that it was a nuisance to the people. He Yanqian changed his crying style and imitated meowing. Xie Zheliang choked his throat when he heard it. He glanced at the table he used to write on weekdays. The surface of a bowl of hot porridge was solidified and the spoon was clean Clean, Xie Zheliang sighed, "Do you need to be fed when you eat?" Thinking about the group of brothers and sisters who watched the fun and misunderstood in the outer room, Xie Zheliang couldn't help but gritted his teeth, "My little daughter-in-law, are you still awake?"

Although it was a joke, Zheng Bai was frightened, and he opened his eyes and looked at him in disbelief.

Xie Zheliang gave him a gentle smile, picked up the bowl on the table and said, "Come and eat, or it will be completely cold in a while."

He Yanqian got up, scratched his messy hair, took a bowl and ate by himself. It was not the first time he was called a wife. He didn't have a big reaction, and he didn't know that his boring glance just now was regarded as "cute and cute" by others. ", the moment he got up purely, his body hurt, and he also stared a little bit, okay?

After eating a bowl of porridge, He Yanqian patted his stomach and said, "I'm thirsty, water!"

He has flexible hands and feet, can eat and drink, and still has the strength to command others. Where did the disease come from?

Xie Zheliang went to the outer room to bring a bowl of water, hiccupped Zheng Bai's waiter, and looked safe, then slowly said: "My brother and sister came back, I should go to greet, I can't play with you, so Don't make trouble, I'll come back later, okay?"

The young man's brows and eyes were full of tenderness, without the slightest hint of impatience. He explained why he was busy and couldn't accompany his daughter-in-law when her whole body was in pain.

He Yanqian stretched out his hand to poke his cheek, not much flesh, very clear, he was not embarrassed even if his little thoughts were seen through, the feeling of embarrassment did not exist, he would only push his feet, endlessly Asked, grabbed Xie Zheliang's cuff and shook it, "You have to come back to sleep on time, or I will tell about our improper relationship!"

Xie Zheliang was amused by his shame, touched his head, and agreed, "Okay!"

With a large population, the time for eating is infinitely lengthened. The whole family can eat happily without the noisy interference of howling ghosts and wolves.

Xie Zheliang ate the steamed stuffed bun in the basin. The little nephew hugged his trousers and asked full of doubts, "Uncle, when will you get married? Why don't I know? It should come with the gift money!"

"...It's fake, don't take it seriously!" Xie Zheliang tried to smile

The little nephew's words made him laugh again, "But uncle, everyone wants you to get married. Which girl do you have in mind? I'll tell you!"

Xie Zheliang: "..."

Children of all ages imitate adults in words and deeds

Lizheng just talked about the marriage of his youngest son, and now hahahahaha, he is seriously thinking about which girl in the village is good-natured and capable, not to mention, there are several girls of the right age, and it doesn't matter if they are from other villages. , A man's marriage cannot be delayed, it will become a disease if it is delayed for a long time!

The old and the young are all staff officers, and they vomited a lot of words without eating a few mouthfuls

Xie Zheliang straightened his back silently, sat quietly on the sidelines, and there were many elders in the family. Once something happened, they thought they could participate and decide, and they would take turns to express their opinions and talk about it.Basically, it's not Xie Zheliang's turn. His views are usually not in harmony with the family, so that he is deprived of the right to speak, and just stay on the sidelines!

night, sleep time

A lot of people have no place to live, so they started the shop mode

Xie Zheliang rummaged through the closet for the quilt, woke up Zheng Bai who was unwilling to grab his sleeves, and asked him to sleep against the wall as much as possible. His older brothers wanted to come and share the room.

Not a big room, crowded with five or six old men?

He Yanqian was terrified, how could he sleep like this?Turning over, I couldn't move the nest, "Before the brothers and sisters separated, your family was too poor and had no house to live in?"

Xie Zheliang shook his head, "There are so many sisters-in-law and children that they can't fit in."

Well, reproduction is faster than house building

Xie Zheliang was lying next to him, so He Yanqian had nothing to complain about, it was comfortable to lean against someone while sleeping!

The elder brother smiled and asked, "It's Xiaobai. I've heard about your great achievements. Are wild boars easy to fight?"

The second elder brother then asked, "My mother-in-law also said that Da Zhu peed his pants, right?"

The third elder brother also cheered up, "Come here to harvest the autumn this time, and catch it if you have time, wild rabbits + chickens are fine, Xiaobai, you can pass on some experience!"

The fourth brother yawned, "I just had dinner in the outhouse, and I thought my boy was hiding in the golden house, but he turned out to be a man with handles!"

He Yanqian: "..."

One sentence on the left and one sentence on the right, it's amazing

Embarrassed, Xie Zheliang patted the half-grown boy who didn't seem to be well adapted to the environment, turned around and said angrily, "You should go to bed, shut up!"