Lever on the standings [Quick Transmigration]

For the task He Yanqian received this time, the original owner, Lu Zhi, complained to him. He was born with an unlucky personality, and often accidentally fell and stumbled. Once, on the way to bring meals to his roommates, he was smashed by a classmate who committed suicide from the balcony of the teaching building. After becoming a meatloaf, Lu Zhi hoped that he would not die so ugly.

The system issued a beeping reminder: [Emergency side mission, go to the balcony of the teaching building to rescue the girl who has lost her feet! 】

what?

He Yanqian just finished receiving Lu Zhi's memories, looking around, the classmate behind him gave him a push, "Don't get in the way!"

With a push from the other party, the lunch box in He Yanqian's arms was scattered all over the floor.

The taste of the food is overflowing, it is summer, the colors are mixed, and the stall on the ground is really ugly.

He Yanqian pursed his lips and walked away. Unexpectedly, an extra hand appeared behind him, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a stern tone, "Dude, you made the ground dirty, so you plan to leave like this?"

A group of onlookers who don't know when, pointing and pointing

He Yan said modestly, Daddy is going to save you, the girl who stumbled will fail later, and smash you melon-eating ones to pieces!

With a sudden change of thought, He Yanqian quickly adjusted from blank expression to collapse and despair, choked up and said: "My girlfriend was raped+raped+ last night, and now she is going to jump off the building, I have to rush to save her!"

Yu Sheng patted his shoulder, and immediately apologized, "You go, sorry, you go, I won't stop you!"

He Yanqian showed a thankful face, turned around, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and ran frantically according to the route map called out by the system. The meal that Lu Zhi brought to his roommate at that time was also knocked down by someone. It was unlucky to clear the road and delay time. Was smashed and exploded by a girl who committed suicide for no reason.

Teaching building balcony

A man and a woman are pulling

open the door

He Yanqian was out of breath, and was witnessing the boy's terrified face pushing the girl away, "I'm so sorry!"

Human life is at stake, He Yanqian is 50 meters per second, the speed is open, and he pays the price of hanging half of his body upside down outside the balcony. He grabs the girl's arm and kills himself. You don't need to fight with your boyfriend. Instead of tragedy, it also performed a bloody drama that dragged others to hell even if they died.

In short

Tucao later

He Yanqian has used all his food and milk strength, his teeth are tight in the back of his teeth, his forehead is also bruised, his expression is distorted, what did he eat so heavy? Lose weight, girl, I can't bear the weight of your life!

Ye Lan blushed from crying, and said gratefully: "Thank you, thank you classmate for saving me, please don't let go, my father is on the school board, I will ask him to escort you to go abroad!"

God damn it through the back door!

"Then thank you!"

He Yanqian's words popped out between his teeth, he alone could not move the body of one and a half people, asking for help, the posture of half body in the air is inconvenient to shout, another person on the balcony, come and help!He Yanqian asked the system, "Can you amplify the sound for me?"

The system probably understands what he is going to do, [Yes]

Hands-free on

He Yanqian went straight to the point and said: "Students in the back, hey, it's you who you're talking about, if you don't come here to help pull people over, I'll tell the people who are eating melons downstairs who are live-recording, that you pushed the girl down the stairs, if you dare to make trouble unreasonably and ruthlessly, I will take it." Dare to say!"

Jiang Benrui snapped his fingers as he tidied up his messy shirt, he was threatened, and walked slowly + swallow + swallow, and stepped forward from He Yanqian's back. Jiang Benrui clasped the balcony railing tightly with one hand, and hugged He Yanqian's waist with the other hand. It was hot, exhausted, and sweat drenched the thin shirts that separated the two of them.

He Yanqian was taken aback by the touch on his back, almost shaking his hands and throwing the poor crying girl downstairs, his mother slapped her, saying that it is not an exaggeration to say that fighting with life.

The two big men worked together to save the girl, and when other people from the school came after hearing the news, they managed to save a life.

Ye Lan escaped from the dead, crying very badly. Looking at the indifferent Jiang Benrui, she threw herself into He Yanqian's arms resolutely, seeking comfort. She should understand the ups and downs.

Yu Sheng went to the balcony and asked, "Is this your girlfriend? Isn't she a school belle?"

He Yanqian: "..."

Fortunately, the other party had a zipper on his mouth, and he knew he was concerned about the girl's face, so he didn't lie about being raped + raped + anything, but just based on the fact that he had nothing to do, He Yanqian decided to pull Yu Sheng into the blacklist.

Ye Lan didn't lie, his father, who was on the board of directors, thanked He Yanqian for his brave deeds, and said that he would invite someone to dinner tonight.

He Yanqian forcefully shook off the hand being held, caring for his own children is all it takes, no need for Aiwu and Wu thank you, "You are welcome, but I have an appointment with someone else tonight, next time I have time."

"As you go!"

Afterwards, the board's dad taught Ye Lan a lesson, don't be playful, the balcony is not safe, not every time you are lucky enough to be rescued.

In view of the fact that there were two other big boys on the balcony, the cause of the accident also attracted a lot of attention. The brains of the onlookers who were eating melons made up a bloody love triangle, and expressed their personal opinions on the school's forum.

Title: The school flower is chasing the school grass fiercely, with a land branch inserted in the middle?

The course of the matter is like this, the time for everyone to study is precious, the editor will make a long story short:

The school belle is a beautiful girl, and it has not been a day or two since she chased after Ruicao. She has been rejected many times and her fighting spirit is high. The girls may say that Ruicao is cool, but the editor here has exclusive news that Lan Lan is pregnant! ! !

Believe in your Kazilan's big eyes, you read it right!

Lu Zhi himself said that his girlfriend was pregnant and jumped off the building, and he went to save her!

So the question is, who is the scumbag?

There is such a shameless man in Wocao, who is irresponsible for forcibly picking our Lan Lan?

Xiaobian, I don't agree!

I believe that friends of Gua and I have the same doubts as the editor. When exactly did Lu Beiti and Lanlan get married, and what role did Ruicao play in it?

Then leave the next time to melon friends!

He Yanqian browsed the webpage in class, and the front desk recommended a forum for him, the school's, clicked on it, opened his eyes, amazing, his brother was actually hung on the wall?

God damn spare tire!

Still pregnant?

Ye Lan was about to vomit blood when he saw it, and Jiang Benrui might have misunderstood him if he was related to such a dick + silk.

And this editor is doing something, obviously pinning Jiang Benrui on the head of Ye Lan's belly, leading readers to guess, and giving the post traffic!

The comments under the post are more varied

The way he treated Lu Zhi was forgiving, and Jiang Benrui's idea of ​​a scumbag was confirmed.

There are people who swear and curse others, such empty teeth, God knows that on the balcony three days ago, Jiang Benrui looked weak and weak after being used + strong + by a woman!

There are a lot of fresh emoticons in the post

The one with Lu Zhi's name on it is covered with a green prairie!

All kinds of green!

There was actually another reply saying: "Rui Cao, you are helping Lu Zhi's girlfriend with infertility treatment again!"

He Yanqian sips old blood, the pain of impotence that life can't bear!

Pass him a small note at the front desk, which reads: Doesn't it look good, buddy?

He Yanqian, hehe, winking his eyebrows is ugly!

After one class, the relevant replies are still coming in a steady stream, which shows that there are not a few people who skip class and don't learn how to talk about other people's love.

Ye Lan has experienced several difficult series of actions such as being rejected, pushed, dropped, and rescued. She is depressed and listless in class. When she checked the webpage, she found out that she was pregnant and cried!But looking at the back, the child belongs to Ruicao?Um, inexplicably a little bit of anticipation.

After brainstorming a big drama, Ye Lan ran to Lu Zhi immediately after class to discuss how to deal with this matter, do you want to show up and reply to refute the rumors?

He Yanqian ate potato chips and said indifferently, "Isn't your father from the board of directors? Find someone to delete it."

what?

Ye Lan hesitated, feeling that it would be a pity to delete it like this?

There is a kind of person who likes to be talked about, good or bad, can be secretly happy, and that's okay.He Yanqian guessed that Ye Lan had this tendency. To be honest, he coughed and coughed, blushed, waved his hands and said, "It's fine, anyway, it won't lose a piece of meat if it is said."

Ye Lan nodded and bid farewell

In class

When He Yanqian swiped again, he found a new piece of content:

The point is coming!

The editor, I will contribute the latest battle report for everyone!

Lanlan dated Lu Beiti during class break and brought potato chips, the two of them smiled happily, presumably their relationship has become more mellow after a romantic interpretation of one jump and one rescue?

Mom +'s!Xi Dang Dad doesn't accept this pot!

Eat potato chips for nothing, thank you!Wipe your mouth!

Flying little angel: "Thank you Lu Zhi for teaching me how to make a perfect spare tire, I'm going to chase the goddess!"

I love to wear crotch pants: "The potato chip bag is green, I saw it (⊙o⊙)"

Use Ding + Ding to pry up the school gate: "Ruicao sees me, I am your loyal fan girl!"

God-like leader: "My roommate, Lu Zhi, do you have anything to say?"

Every day, I want to knock on the teacher's head a hundred times: "This post is going to be popular, send a row of funny, by the way PS: From now on, I will call the neighbor Lao Jiang→_→"

Jiang Benrui: "First of all, I don't have a girlfriend, and I don't engage in love triangles; secondly, Ye Lan is not pregnant; thirdly, classmate Lu Zhi, can we have dinner together tonight?"

Use Ding + Ding to pry up the school gate: "The male god saw me, asked me to date me!"

I want to hit the teacher on the head a hundred times every day: "Do you want to PK (funny)"

He loves to wear crotch pants: "Rui Cao posted a selfie to prove the authenticity!"

God-like leader: "Okay, I will help bring a message to Lu Zhi."

He Yanqian was still in class, and found a deity, the unpretentious and straightforward Jiang Benrui, with such a unique style of painting, he choked his throat like a meat + ball, it's amazing, bro, what are you eating!

Lu Zhi should also have an account in the school forum, right?

Qing Zhi Yan Gu?

What the hell?

Are you sure it's not for mother+cannon?

He Yanqian was embarrassed, but the forum didn't allow him to change his nickname, so he hesitated for three seconds and decided to go on, @画江本瑞, "Mr. Shishi, you can eat. You can decide on the location. Private message."

For those who are surfing the Internet, the most important thing is to respond to a private message!

I'm here

If you have the ability, don't hide it, treat each other honestly, and satisfy the strong curiosity of the people who eat melons!

Jiang Benrui was not good at being tactful, so he was quick to speak, and sent a private message, "To the east of the school gate, there is the 'Chi Chi Restaurant' 200 steps away."

Qing Zhiyan Gu: "OK!"

10+ post readings

Lu Zhi’s account is not as clean as Jiang Benrui’s, it’s a piece of white paper, because of the vest, he spoke without any scruples earlier, and people picked it up, such as Lu Zhi’s classic saying: chest + big is not as good as hip + big , good + wow!

Another example: I like sister xx's tits + sons

Another example: At night, someone in our department + masturbation + a hair

The people who eat melons dropped their jaws

But in fact, He Yanqian was no less surprised than them. The wind was messy, and he just used his brain without checking the account's black history and the problems left by the previous owner. He is an idiot!

Lu Zhi is even more stupid, he can't control his mouth, he likes big + tits secretly, likes it secretly, puts a fart on the Internet, a small and fresh account, doing obscene + vulgar things.

He Yanqian: I don't know him!