I treat you as my girlfriend, yet you want to break me

The roommate ABC who listened to and witnessed the show of affection all the way: "..."

A: "Do you smell sour and sour?"

B: "I can't see it! I can't see it!"

C: "Don't any of you stop me, where is my 40-meter-long sword?!"

Later, ABC discovered that it was too early for them to say that they did not see it so early...

Every morning at six o'clock, the whole dormitory rings on time, "Hurry up and answer the phone, baby! If you don't answer the phone, come and spank your ass~", then Tang Ming will stand up like a carp, pull out the book, and read English to the phone ...

Speaking of which, this ringtone also has a story... It was specially recorded by Gu Xi and asked Tang Ming to use it as his exclusive ringtone.

The straight man Tang refused, and immediately set it as the ringtone for his future wife, and silently plugged in the earphones and listened to the audio no less than ten times...

It can be said that the dislike is very obvious!

Tang Ming's G University is a 211-[-] college. Although it is not very good, it is not bad.

He chose a major in business and trade. In this regard, he has a quick brain and a good grasp of the market, but he has a fatal flaw called English...

When the professor said, "If you are successful in business and trade, most of you will be exposed to foreign trade, and you can't do well if you don't have good English", his heart was broken.

After two years of messing around, I still haven't passed CET-[-]. Tang Ming can only comfort himself, it doesn't matter, this shows that I am patriotic!

So after hearing Tang Ming get up early in the morning to read English, ABC's inner panic directly overwhelmed the breath of waking up...

ABC wrapped up the little quilt tightly, thinking that Tang Ming must be bewitched, and the matter of asking a Taoist priest to do it may have to be put on the agenda!

On the other side, Tang Ming was standing in the corridor, blowing the cold wind, speaking English aloud. On the other side of the phone that he hadn't hung up, Gu Xi corrected his pronunciation.

Tang Ming never realized that those Martian scripts could be so cute, it's really exciting to learn!The bonus of having a daughter-in-law is different!

A still couldn't help asking: "Old Tang, do you think you were stimulated by something? Don't forget, you are Chinese! Aren't you proud of it?!"

The straight man Tang smiled with a radiant look on his face: "It's different now. I didn't want to learn it before. Now I have Gu Xi to teach me. I think it's very interesting..."

What kind of experience is it to be fed a big mouthful of dog food early in the morning?

ABC: "..." Want to hit someone!

C is heartbroken: "You son, you have changed! We agreed to be the successors of socialism together!"

And Gu Xi also found that his brother was really weird recently, and he actually bought a CET-[-] English vocabulary book!Does a person who has obtained a second-level translation certificate need something as low as CET-[-]? !

And get up at six o'clock every morning to read!I read it with a blissful face!

Gu Xi: "..." If you have this problem, take jujube pills!

One and a half hours of morning reading was completed, followed by half an hour of phone porridge, which made a great contribution to China Mobile.

Gu Xi closed the book: "That's right, you've made great progress. If you develop at this speed, you'll be able to pass level four soon."

Tang Ming had a proud face: "That's right! I've always been a fast learner~ By the way, your English is very good. What level have you passed?"

Gu Xi: "Not too good, I just passed IELTS."

Tang Ming: "...QAQ, why are you like this, you are better than me in everything..." This feeling of being instantly reduced to scum...so sad!

"It's okay, you're fine too, you're very flexible, you're good for business."

Tang Ming was healed in an instant, and said modestly: "Not at all, it's just so-so~" (Inner os: O(∩_∩)O Did you hear me, my future wife praised me!)

"Then is there any reward for being so good?" Straight man Tang shyly said.

After so long, he could only communicate with his future daughter-in-law through the mobile phone. Tang Ming felt very empty and unbearable. Every time he was teased to the point of losing blood, he never even held a small hand. The resentment was very deep!So if the future daughter-in-law can give her face and make an appointment...

"No, learning is your own business, why ask me for a reward?"

Straight man Tang held his mobile phone and was very angry: "I don't care, I want it! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have learned this Martian language. At worst, just stop doing business with foreigners in the future!"

There seemed to be a chuckle on the other end of the phone: "Then...what?"

Your straight friend Tang Xue's tank is empty!

Your friend Tough Guy Tang is offline!

Straight man Tang: "...Don't try to use this to perfuse me, let's have something substantial!"

"Hmm...do I love you~" Gu Xi never knew where the lower limit was ╮(︶﹏︶)╭.

Tang Ming: "..." ○|￣|_

"Look, everyone has gone on a date or something, and I want it too!" Tough guy Tang made a request with a blushing face.

Gu Xi was silent for a while: "This is not good, we are not in that kind of relationship."

Tang Ming pursed his lips: "Why are you like this?! It's irresponsible to tease me every day! I don't care, I want it!"

Gu Xi paused for a while, he couldn't keep this matter from him all the time, so why not just...

"Well, as long as you have passed the sixth level, you can do whatever you say, and I will follow you."

"Well, you remember, it's all up to me~" The straight man Tang was shy.

Witnessing the whole ABC again: "..." Wake up!What's wrong with you? !What about the tough guy? !

Gu Xi, who also witnessed the whole process: "..." I'm going blind!This is definitely not my brother!I must say this mmp!

B carefully considered his words: "That old Tang, isn't your future daughter-in-law...a bit manly?"

Tang Ming: "You speak human language!"

B: "I've never seen any old man fall in love with a girl and become a sissy!"

A: "It's not that serious, but your masculinity is almost covered up, even when you play games. If you team up with you, my goddess will protect you all the way! Those who don't know think that you are with a big man Let's talk about love!"

C: "You dog, you have really changed. Although you were not a tough guy before, you were not shy anyway!"

"...Heh!" Tough Guy Tang turned to the phone, "Did you hear them say I'm a bitch? What do you think?"

Gu Xi smiled lowly: "No, you are the most manly, but you are manly, they don't understand."

It can be said to be very pampered!

Tang Ming's proud face╯^╰: "Did you hear that, my future wife says I'm a man!"

Tons of dog food are coming!

[System Prompt] Your friend ABC has been killed!

Ever since Gu Xi made the promise of a date, Tang Ming felt that his whole body was full of energy, and he was still holding the book at midnight and refused to let go!All the songs in the mobile phone are replaced with the original English text for reading!All kinds of unlocking passwords are replaced by English cloze!

Gu Xi has to urge him to sleep at twelve o'clock every day, and feels like an old mother.

"Be good, be obedient, go to bed quickly, you still have tasks tomorrow, don't exhaust your energy at night."

Tang Ming clamped his mobile phone and was still doing cloze: "No! I think I can fight for another 500 years!"

Gu Xi: "Be obedient! Sleep! Otherwise, the date will be over."

Tang Ming was angry: "What are you doing so fiercely? I didn't want to catch up with you quickly..."

As he spoke, he obediently climbed onto the bed, and fell asleep under the influence of reading the original English text...

ABC: "...Maybe this is love...It's scary..."

Under the influence of Tang Ming, their dormitory with the worst English average score set off a frenzy of learning English to become versatile successors of socialism.

Seeing Tang Ming being so energetic, Gu Xi didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

He likes Tang Ming because of his appearance at first, and later because of his unrestrained temperament. It just so happens that everything is the way he likes. Such a coincidence, it seems like it was destined early in the morning.

And Tang Ming's relationship seems to be passionate from the very beginning, the enthusiasm came from nowhere, and he gradually relies on it in getting along, it is simply... irresistible...

Judging from Gu Xi's intuition, Tang Ming is not very straightforward. If it were Gu Xi, he would still be a little gay. Knowing his gender may not necessarily make him unacceptable, but emotional matters can't stand it. Even the slightest risk.

ABC originally thought that Tang Ming's head was hot for a while, and his reason was driven by beauty, but he didn't expect him to work hard for half a year with this momentum. Passed level six.

ABC is full of shit, should they say "Love is such a magical thing"?This decay has turned into a miracle...

Tang Ming took pictures of the two certificates with his mobile phone, intending to send them to Gu Xi for a look. It was time to fulfill the promise.

A: "Old Tang, buddy, if you don't accept the wall, you will obey you now. It can be regarded as showing me what is called a platonic love! Don't talk about physical contact, you don't even need to meet!"

BC: "...ditto."

The straight man Tang shook his head: "Do you think everyone is as superficial as you?! This is a collision of souls, understand?!"

Sure enough, books are different!It can be said to be very attractive!

On the one hand Tang Ming was proud, but on the other hand he was quietly wronged.

The most intimate move between him and Gu Xi is a meme tweet across the phone screen, the frequency is still very low... As for some kind of needs, I can only say that the output depends entirely on lu...

This love can be said to be very serious!If other people's love is to go to home plate if they don't agree with each other, r18 or something, then his love is pure water, the kind that doesn't even bring meat...

Gu Xi didn't expect Tang Ming to be so strong. When it was time to fulfill his promise, he suddenly gave up. Fortunately, he caught a cold.

So when Tang Ming made a phone call, he stared at the phone a bit squarely.

"Hello..." A slightly hoarse subwoofer, pure male voice.

That's right, he almost never catches a cold, and when he catches a cold, he will be violent, which directly manifests...a hoarse voice, and he can't make a normal falsetto...

It can be described as very sad!What if you scare people? !

"What's the matter with you, why is your voice hoarse?" Of course, with the rough nerves of the straight man Tang, it's not enough to find something wrong from this word...

Gu Xi coughed twice: "It's okay, I caught a cold recently."

"Oh... then you should drink more hot water..."

ABC: "..." Do you know why you didn't have a girlfriend for so long? !

"Oh! That's not right!" Tang Ming finally got to the point, "Big brother, who are you?! Where's Gu Xi?!"

The author has something to say: After finishing the rigid body test today, I feel like a useless person. . .The agreed three chapters are over. . .I can only divide up and down, and strive to finish this weekend~