I treat you as my girlfriend, yet you want to break me

The two chatted for a while, and after a while, Tang Ming fell asleep, and this sleep came to an end.

Gu Xi attended the comic exhibition as a guest, and a special person came to pick him up.

Gu Xi pushed Tang Ming who was sleeping soundly on his lap: "Get up, it's Zhanzi."

Tang Ming covered his ears in a daze, and muttered, "...don't keep teasing me with the subwoofer..."

Gu Xi couldn't help laughing.

I didn't feel much in the car just now, but when I got out of the car, Tang Ming immediately saw the problem: "Damn it! Why are you so tall?!"

This is... close to two meters, okay? !Isn't this TM really cosplaying Yao Ming? !

Gu Xi responded lightly: "Maybe the high heels are higher."

"..." I don't read much, don't lie to me!Can these high heels be thirty centimeters taller? !I know you are tall, but when you wear high heels, it is almost two meters, which is wrong! ! !

Tang Ming was still struggling, when someone waved at Gu Xi in front of him.

The man was wearing a medieval deacon uniform. He was tall and handsome. He was a handsome young man, but when he stood in front of Gu Xi, his aura immediately lost his momentum. With his height, he was an instant killer!

"Here you are, and you brought your wife here? Not bad!" The man looked familiar as soon as he opened his mouth.

Tang Ming observed carefully, and found that his facial features were somewhat similar to Gu Xi's, or...exactly the same? !

And when that person opened his mouth, it was a pure female voice!Is this... the fake sound boss again?

Gu Xi didn't give him much time to think, and took him to the pre-booked hotel.

Tang Mingjue found out that something was wrong, but his rough nerves really couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"Tang Ming," Gu Xi called his full name for the first time, with a serious expression on his face, "I want to tell you something."

The straight man Tang swallowed hard, feeling that Gu Xi might be about to tell some big secret, put his hands on his knees, and looked like a good student: "Come on, tell me, I'm ready."

Gu Xi was extraordinarily deep at this moment: "Do you know what kind of girl is the cutest?"

Tang Ming remembered the fear of being dominated by women's clothes before, and said sadly: "Big jj cute girl!"

Hearing this, Gu Xi slowly raised his hand, and then slowly lifted off the fabric on one side of the cheongsam, revealing the black bottoms and pants inside... and the suspicious large lump wrapped in that piece of fabric...

Tang Ming stretched out his hand in a daze, and poked the big ball lightly. Then, under Tang Ming's attention, the ball bulged more and more at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally almost poked it out...

Tang Ming was so full of shit that he couldn't love him immediately.

"What, what's going on? You don't have a tumor, do you? Hahahaha..." The straight man Tang deceived himself with a haha.

Gu Xi stretched out his hand, caressed Tang Ming's lower body unexpectedly, and rubbed it twice: "I have what you have."

Five thunders struck the top! ! !The explosion made straight man Tang's eyes brilliant!

"Ha, ha..." Tang Ming laughed embarrassingly, and then immediately wept, "Brother, who are you?! Where is my future wife?!"

When Gu Xi heard this, a phone call brought Gu Xi to the hotel.

So, Tang Ming looked at the boy who looked exactly like Gu Xi, and was relieved for a while...

The man smiled and said, "Hello, sister-in-law! Let me introduce myself, my name is Gu Xi, and I'm the one who dated you last time!"

Gu Xi: "She's my younger sister, um, I'm also called Gu Xi, so let's make peace with others."

The hatchback was speechless.

In the end, it was Gu Xi who broke the silence: "To put it simply, my brother has taken a fancy to you, but it's not convenient for me, so the meeting with you is all for me!"

"Well," Gu Xi nodded slightly, "That's about it, Gu Shuixi, now you can get out."

"Okay, Gu! Sincere! Heart! Really, throw it away when you're done using it~"

Tang Ming found that he seemed to have suddenly lost his ability to speak.

After half a century of silence, the straight man Tang finally found his voice: "So... who is it... that I like?!"

Gu Xi said firmly: "I. The photo you saw at the beginning is mine. My sister is only a cosplay male character. Later, you mistakenly identified the person and went after my sister. Do you remember that it was at my door before? You pull it over and force it It was me who confessed, and I was also interested in you at that time, as for the phone number my sister gave you later, it was also mine, so the one you like should be me."

Tang Ming's three views were severely impacted!

Question: When the future daughter-in-law lifts her skirt, the exposed jj is bigger than mine, why is it swollen? !Waiting online, very urgent!

"So now, you know everything. You said you wanted to be with me before, and now I agree. What about you?"

Tang Ming trembled: "Why do you keep pretending to be a girl, you can't be a bitch?"

Gu Xi said frankly: "Do you think I look like me? When playing cosplay, I only pursue the restoration of the character, and don't care about gender, and the cosplay male role is not challenging."

"But... I'm straight," Tang Ming hung his head, not convincing at all, and he emphasized again, "Really, I'm straight!"

Gu Xi leaned against him, put his left hand on his shoulder: "I know, you are the straightest, and being with me won't affect your straightness."

"Besides, you keep saying that you like me, but you can't even pass the small hurdle of gender?"

The straight man Tang was about to cry: "This... there seems to be something wrong with this, big brother..."

"There is nothing wrong, the person is right, the relationship is right, and the timing is right now..."

With Tang Ming's brain circuit, before he realized the meaning of the above words, Gu Xi's lips immediately covered his lips.

It was warm, very soft, with the aroma of lip gloss, and then the soft and smooth tip of the tongue pushed open the gums, touching the soft and shriveled little thing inside.

The hairs all over Tang Ming's body stood on end!His face was flushed red, and he was too stiff to move.

So... so exciting!

Gu Xi curled the tip of his tongue and sucked it for a while, then slowly backed away, drawing out an ambiguous breath.

Gu Xi laughed softly: "Look, you actually don't feel disgusted, why don't you try...Tang Ming?!"

Straight man Tang's nerves were finally overwhelmed, he stopped working, and fell on the sofa, unconscious...

Gu Xi: "..."

In the midst of a haze, Tang Ming had a chaotic long dream, from the glimpse of the photo to the scented kiss, everything was missed.

Obviously, in the dream, the straight man Tang's nerves became much more relaxed, and those hazy, unreasonable emotions were undoubtedly revealed.

The inexplicable affection and attachment born out of a photo became mellow and fermented slowly in the contact on the phone, resulting in emotional dependence.

It doesn't matter if it's love at first sight or love after a long time, but from the beginning to the end, it's just this person.

When Tang Ming woke up, it was night, and his mind was still dizzy and muddy.

"Wake up." Gu Xi was wearing a large bathrobe, his hair was damp with steam, and he was wiping his hair with a towel.

This is the first time Tang Ming has seen him in normal attire. His facial features without makeup are still exquisite, less feminine and more heroic. At this time, there is a big difference between him and Gu Xi.

The real, straight man, Tang, who was amazed by the beauty of the prosperous age, froze again, opened his mouth in a daze, dumbfounded.

Gu Xi sat in front of him and rubbed his hair: "You can be better, don't pass out again. The doctor said that you were too excited and the blood flow was too fast, which caused you to temporarily fall into a coma."

The implication is that the straight man Tang was so excited that he passed out because of a kiss... Oh my mother!Shame on grandma's house! ! ! !

Tang Ming covered his face in shame, feeling that his face in this life was lost all at once.

"You said that you have confessed to me for so many first times, do you want to consider obeying me?" Gu Xi clung to his ear and licked his earlobe maliciously.

Tang Ming suddenly trembled, stretched out his hand and pushed him away: "Let me tell you, you...don't move your hands... feet, if you have something to say, say it well..."

Gu Xi looked particularly innocent: "No action, a gentleman speaks without action."

Tang Ming: "..." It makes sense!

Gu Xi grabbed his hand, clasped it tightly, and changed his rogue attitude just now: "To be honest, I like you very much. It's the first time I have someone who suits me so much. I don't want to let you go. So, can you be serious? Think about it?"

Tang Ming struggled: "No! I... I'm really straight. At first... Didn't I like you because I thought you were a girl?"

"Then now that you know I'm a man, you don't like me?"

"Also... that's not what I said, but..." Tang Ming felt that the matter of feelings is really complicated, and it's so entangled to death!

"Well, listen to me," Gu Xi said seriously, "I don't think you're that straight, or in other words, I think it's more suitable for someone to take care of you than falling in love with a woman and taking care of a woman, you know As far as I know, you have no emotional experience, so before that, your sexuality was obsessed, but it doesn't matter, liking has nothing to do with gender. Moreover, I found that you have emotional dependence on me. "

Tang Ming was taken aback when he heard that.

As soon as Gu Xi saw the tick, he leaned closer again: "If you still think you are straight, how about I help you prove it?"

The real straight man Tang blinked his eyes, looked surprised, and continued following his words: "How to prove it?"

Gu Xi covered his slender waist with a slightly cool hand, Tang Ming almost cried out.

"Hey, you, what are you doing?!"

Before he could react, the hand went on to grope for the waist of his trousers, hooked the edge of the underwear, and got into the crotch of the trousers.

Tang Ming only had time to yell "Damn it", Gu Xi's hand grabbed his bum, and his soft lips pressed down.

The slightly cool fingertips circled around there, grinding the soft mouth on the top, and the straight man Tang immediately pointed...to the sky...

"Look, you're curvy now..."

The deep voice was filled with moist breath, and the straight man Tang suddenly became harder...

After all kinds of indescribable things like this, Tang Ming collapsed on the bed like a dead fish. This kind of thing is really exhausting...

The final result was that Tang Ming was in a good mood, but Gu Xi could only go to the toilet and pick up the sauce with his left and right hands.

But the gratifying thing is that Gu Xi successfully abducted a daughter-in-law whose IQ was offline, the kind who couldn't even regret it.

After another period of time, ABC, who was very used to eating dog food, discovered something extraordinary.

The thing is like this, one day, Tang Ming got up to wash up and forgot to bring his mobile phone. It happened that a call came, and A took the mobile phone and prepared to send it to Tang Ming.

He glanced at the screen casually, and it was this casual glance that allowed A to see the secret.

Caller ID: Husband...

what does that mean? !Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? !

A called BC to observe the caller ID together, and then handed the phone to Tang Ming as if nothing had happened.

Watching Tang Ming answering the phone and going on, he suddenly looked inexplicably shy. He knew that everything was settled!

ABC, with a strong sense of justice, felt that Tang Ming could not be allowed to go farther and farther on the road of derailment, so he took a chance and quietly stole Tang Ming's mobile phone, and entered the unlock code that he had quietly written down before.

Then I found the number marked as my husband in the address book, and dialed it in one go!

"Baby, miss me?"

The phone was connected immediately, and a voice that made you doubt your life came from the microphone.

A almost lost his phone!

BC looked at each other, and the message "as expected" was revealed in their eyes.

A's voice trembled: "I'm Old Tang's roommate. Let me tell you, you'd better stay away from Old Tang. He's a man with a family. Gu Xi, do you know that?! It's just next door to the school belle of H University, then But Old Tang's girlfriend! Don't even try to pry into someone's wall! If you put it like this in ancient times, you would be soaked in a pig cage!"

There was silence for a long time: "I think I should introduce myself. My name is Gu Xi. I'm Tang Ming's boyfriend. The kind who has met his parents. The Gu Xi you mentioned is my younger sister. My younger sister has a girlfriend." , Hearing you say that, she will not be happy."

ABC: "..." Under what circumstances? !Why does it feel like there is so much information? !

The author has something to say: Hey, it’s the end of the show ^O^~