I treat you as my girlfriend, yet you want to break me

Tang Ming is a straight man, the kind of straight steel pipe, at least he was like this before he met Gu Xi.

Straight man Tang has a roommate, tentatively called roommate A, in the eyes of old Tang, A is a second-degree disease, no, second-degree cancer!

Every day, "Hatsune Miku, my wife" is on the lips, and the desktops of computers and mobile phones are always full of various anime girls. All in all, straight man Tang said he couldn't understand it at all!

Until one day, A came back from the comic exhibition and imported the photos from the DSLR to the computer. Tang Ming glanced at the screen of A by chance...here needs to be accompanied by a bgm surprise...

In the photo is a girl with her head sideways, tall and slender, especially when she looked back, her aura was full, and the faint smile on her lips instantly hit the heart of the straight man Tang!

Tang Ming rushed over: "Fuck! Who is this?!"

A protects the computer: "Don't Xiao miss my goddess!"

In the end, under repeated coercion and inducement from the straight man Tang, A successfully confessed, and the school where the girls were □□□ was completely exposed.

After reading all the photos, Tang Ming felt dizzy, and his feet seemed to be stepping on clouds, lightly.

Mom, I seem to be in love...

Tang, a straight man with unbelievable mobility, went to the H University next door to G University. After all, chasing his wife is a big deal, so it has to be put on the agenda as soon as possible!

The straight man Tang had the most handsome hairstyle, put on the most stylish clothes, and posed the coolest pose, quietly waiting for the arrival of his future wife.

Gu Xi stepped on a pair of [-]cm high heels and stood still in front of Tang Ming: "Who are you? What do you want from me?"

The straight man Tang looked up silently, that's right!look up!

Tang Ming, who is just 1.8 meters tall, felt an unprecedented sense of crisis.

Question: My future daughter-in-law is half a head taller than me when she wears high heels. Wait online, I'm in a hurry!

Returning to his senses, the straight man Tang said bluntly: "I like you very much, and I want to fall in love with you, will you do it?"

Thus, the straight man Tang's love has come to an end before it even started!

Gu Xi smiled brightly, and flicked his hair: "No, you're not my style, and I've got a date, don't you know?"

Straight Tang Tang couldn't believe it, there are people who don't like school girls?Although he is from the school next door...

Immediately, Tang Ming had great doubts about his appearance.

Back in the dormitory, the straight man Tang expressed his doubts to his roommate ABC, and received collective contempt 3.

B gloats: "Our school grass sometimes chases people and gets rejected!"

C gave an honest opinion: "Maybe it's because people like tough guys."

The straight man Tang was stunned: "Aren't I going the tough guy route?"

Harvest collective taunt 3...

While dusting his wife, A said: "For a beautiful and temperamental young lady like my goddess, there should be another lovely young lady!"

The straight man Tang automatically blocked A's rotten male remarks, saying: "Is there something wrong with my confession method? Is it not romantic enough?"

ABC pricked up its ears, ready to listen to the confession from the school grass, and learn from it by the way.

Tang Ming repeated it, and ABC finally understood why the school girl still didn't have a girlfriend with such a good-looking face.

A said sincerely: "Trust me, you won't have a girlfriend like this!"

The real, tough guy, and straight man Tang decided to change his strategy and pursue his future daughter-in-law again.

From the second day on, the straight man Tang turned into a stalker and successfully found out the home address of his future daughter-in-law.

The future daughter-in-law will live in a villa...

Looking at the small three-bedroom apartment he bought with money, Tang Ming felt unprecedented anxiety. How could his future daughter-in-law be richer than himself?

In order not to let family conditions become a hurdle in his pursuit of his wife, Tang Ming began to broaden his entrepreneurial path.

After a little success, the straight man Tang searched all the confession strategies on the Internet, and prepared to confess again.

On a dark and stormy night, the straight man Tang waited by the driveway in front of his future wife's villa.

Standing in the cold wind for an hour and a half under the suspicious gaze of the security guard, finally the car of my future wife... came!

The driver opened the back seat door, a pair of long legs stepped out of the car, the straight man Tang took a deep breath, rushed over to grab the man and ran away!

It was very cold with the whistling wind in his ears, but Tang Ming thought of the beautiful scene in the idol drama where the male protagonist held the female protagonist's hand and ran all the way, and thought it was worth it!

When he stopped, Tang Ming took a few breaths, and then he said with great breath: "When I'm with you, even the air is sweet, as if some kind of connection has been drawn from the heart and tied to your body." , let me because of you..."

After a strange silence, the straight man Tang said awkwardly: "Sorry, wait, I... find something..."

Tang Ming rummaged through his pockets and cuffs for a while, but he didn't see the note he had copied earlier in the morning. Tang Ming was so anxious that his palms were sweating.

The person in front of him bent down, picked up a piece of paper and handed it to him. Tang Ming said thank you, read it bravely, and then said angrily: "I have a relationship I want to talk to you, please give it to me, Goddess." I have a chance!"

deathly silence...

"Well, it doesn't matter if you didn't think about it. According to my observations for so many days, you probably don't have a boyfriend, so you don't need to use the reason of having a partner to prevaricate me. I can give you time to think about it!" Tang Ming shouted Looking up, the future daughter-in-law was looking at him with a smile.

The straight man Tang's brain suddenly froze, and he was embarrassed to look at it just now. When he looked up... Maybe he just came back from the comic exhibition. Small leather shoes, double ponytail wig, Bel has a feel!

Straight man Tang had a lot of barrage in his head, what the hell, my future wife can be so good-looking! ! !It's just... it seems to be a little taller...

Observing the prosperous beauty of his future daughter-in-law at close range, Tang Ming felt shy in an instant!Bow your head and run away!

The future daughter-in-law of the straight man Tang Zhen Sheng Shi Mei Yan looked at his back as he ran away, and felt that his heart seemed to be ready to move...

Before returning to the driveway, there was someone standing there with a pair of fox ears on top of his head, a big tail behind him, short silver hair, and a kimono. He looked like an extremely handsome young coser.

As soon as the boy opened his mouth, it was a girly voice that was crisp and fresh: "Brother, who is it? It's been so long, I thought you were dragged into the woods to rape you..."

"Girls, don't speak so vulgarly!"

If Tang Ming was by his side at this time, he would have noticed that his future daughter-in-law was speaking with a pure male voice and a subwoofer...

Unable to withstand his sister's stalking, Gu Xi had no choice but to honestly explain the situation.

Gu Xi was surprised when he heard that: "Confession?! Brother, I remember correctly, that was a boy just now, right? How does he look? Brother, you're over the top..."

"It's kind of stupid," Gu Xi recalled, "It's cute."

Gu Xi suddenly screamed strangely, then remembered something, and said: "Speaking of which, someone confessed to me a few months ago, how stupid! They followed me for a long time, I don't know why they didn't come today... …Brother, guess how he confessed to me? He said, 'I like you very much, and I want to have a relationship with you, will you do it'? Hahahahaha!"

It can be said that he laughed very sadly.

Gu Xi had a faint sense of foreboding.

"By the way, that person is quite...cute, he seems to be a student of G University, let me find a photo for you...I think this person must have never been in a relationship, and he looks a bit like the one who confessed to you, Emotional intelligence is low! Hey, that's it!" Gu Xi handed out his phone.

Then, Gu Xi felt that the air pressure around his brother's body became lower.

"Brother, no..." Gu Xi swallowed, "It's him..."

Gu Xi hummed lightly, then got up and went to the dressing table to remove her makeup.

Gu Xi laughed very sadly again!

Tang Ming can't really be blamed for this, the brothers and sisters of the Gu family look almost exactly the same, Gu Xi is 1.7 meters four, wearing a pair of [-] cm high heels is as tall as her brother.Both of them like to cosplay, and they were photographed cosplaying together, so everyone naturally thought that Gu Xi's cosplay was a female character.

However, none of them knew that there was a creature called a lady-dressing boss in this world!It can be said to be very awesome!

Here, the straight man Tang returned to the dormitory, and couldn't wait to share his confession with his roommate ABC, asking him to help analyze and analyze.It can be said to be very anxious!

Then the collective helplessness 3 was harvested without any suspense.

A: "There is hope! Maybe the goddess likes to act stupid!"

The straight man Tang was suddenly disheartened.

After three days of peace, Tang Ming still couldn't hold back and ran to H University, what if he really passed the test?

Gu Xi looked him up and down, and snapped his fingers: "You wait for me here this afternoon."

Happiness comes too suddenly!Straight man Tang can't wait to scream!

So... when Tang Ming saw the clothes in Gu Xi's hand, Tang Ming suddenly regretted...

"If I'm not mistaken, this is... women's clothing..."

Gu Xi took it for granted: "What's the matter? Don't want to? You said if you don't look as good as me in women's clothing, when will you be qualified to be my boyfriend?"

True. Straight man. Tough guy. Tang: "..."

Where is this fallacy? !As a tough straight man, how can he wear such a shameful thing as women's clothing? !And if he looks better in women's clothing than his future wife... Nima, who is the wife? !

Why do you insist on lily when you can BG happily? !

After struggling in his heart for a long time, the straight man Tang took the first step as if he had returned home!

"Bring it!" The man can bend and stretch!The real tough guy dares to hide his penis and pretend to be a cute girl!It can be said to be very touching!

Really. Tough guy. Ladies' big guy. Tang came out of the fitting room with an upright face. Gu Xi screamed and rushed forward to put a wig on him.

The future daughter-in-law is in his arms, but the straight man Tang's heart is as still as water.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！卡哇伊嘞！”顾汐掏出手机疯狂拍照，唐铭心如死灰！

In the end, Gu Xi patted him on the shoulder: "Take care of you~" Then he left...

Really. LO mother. Straight man Tang Feng is messy!

The author has something to say: I originally planned to end it in one post. .Too many characters. . .So it should be the end of the next chapter. .