Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!

In summer, the warm sun shines on Feng Ze's body through the window, making his whole body fluffy and comfortable.He twisted two twisted toothpick legs to get up, let out a clear howl, and stepped on Qing Yu's face with flapping wings.

The newly promoted male god who would be woken up every day without opening his eyes, raised his arms and grabbed Feng Ze's little butt, pulling him up by his only hair.

and many more…

hair?

Qing Yu immediately opened his eyes and looked at his hand, and sure enough, he saw a golden hair clutched in his hand.

"Your hair is growing?"

"Chirp!" Feng Ze flapped his wings and slapped Qing Yu's hand away, fell onto the soft bed and rolled somersaults, twisting his short neck with great effort, puffing out his chick's beak to blow air on the bare hair roots on his buttocks .

Even though the hair is not original and has been plucked once, it still hurts when pinched.Feng Ze flapped his soft feathers from his wings with tears in his eyes, and stared at Qing Yu with his wide black eyes accusingly.

"Sorry." Qing Yu apologized to him very sincerely, carefully stretched out a finger, and stroked the hair from the root to the tip, as if comforting a wronged child.

The golden hair seemed to be conscious, and it trembled twice spontaneously, stretching out the thin fluff that had been limp just now.

"Chirp!" Feng Ze graciously forgave him, jumped up and climbed onto Qing Yu's hand, and proudly showed off to him, "I said it all, my hair will grow back!"

"Yes yes yes..." Qing Yu just plucked his hair, feeling guilty, of course he meant what he said.But judging by Feng Ze's appearance, maybe he won't be transformed into a human form for the whole day today.

Qing Yu's guess was right. When he came out of the bathroom after washing, he saw the little chick stepping on the phone, and said into the receiver in a calm, rational and wise voice, "...Well, I'm on a business trip, and I'll be there in the afternoon. And Qing Yu from the second group, go abroad, tomorrow... no, come back next week, yes, look for Jue Ya at the company."

It has to be said that after getting used to Feng Ze's cuteness and frivolity when he was prototyped, he suddenly became serious, and Qing Yu felt that it was really strange.

It's as strange as seeing a husky as secretary-general of the United Nations.

Fortunately, Feng Ze hadn't been serious for long, he pressed the red hang up button with his slender feet, looked up and saw Qing Yu approaching, turned around and shook his butt at him, "Chirp!"

"Okay, I know your hair has grown." Around the golden fur, there are pointed hair roots, and different colors can be vaguely seen. It is estimated that it will grow out soon.

Shisancai Jinyu, really long time no see.Qing Yu stared at the thin hair for a while, only to realize that he missed his original appearance very much.

"Chirp?" Feng Ze tilted his head and looked at Qing Yu, not understanding why he froze suddenly.He used his chicken head to figure out whether he would come up with it, so he jumped off his phone and ran to the balcony with his wings flapping. He fanned his wings and tried to fly up. Standing on the railing of the balcony, his eyes swept across the vast city.

Fortunately, he still has a semblance of reason as a phoenix, and he didn't shout like a loudspeaker to the old man who is doing morning exercises downstairs and the children who are rushing to school: I have grown hair.

Qing Yu shook his head, feeling that he was really old, how could he start to feel nostalgic.He went to the kitchen and prepared two breakfasts as usual, with milk and dogbone biscuits.Qing Yu put these on the table, and shouted to the balcony for Feng Ze to come back for dinner.

Feng Ze was like a big rooster who had finished patrolling his own territory, walked in with his head straight, jumped onto the sofa, jumped from the sofa to the dining table, and pecked a small point on the dog biscuit.

"You just eat like this?" How much do you like the hair on your body?

"Chirp!" Feng Ze yelled loudly, pecking at the milk cup next to him...

"and many more…"

"Aw!" Feng Ze's cry changed instantly, and even his physical attribute value increased instantly. He flapped his wings and flew to Qing Yu's shoulder, sticking out his pink tongue with teary eyes.

"I forgot to tell you that the milk is hot just out of the pot."

"Chirp..." Why does he, a noble god, have a cat's tongue, Feng Ze thought, sticking out his painful tongue.

Looking at his pitiful appearance, Qing Yu felt a little compassion that didn't exist.He grabbed Feng Ze, and gently whistled twice towards his protruding tongue.

Qing Yu has been dead for hundreds of years, has no body temperature all year round, and the breath he exhales is also icy. At this time, it happens to be a natural cooling agent.

Feng Ze felt better, struggled to get out of Qing Yu's palm, stepped on his arm and returned to Qing Yu's shoulder, and licked his cool face, leaving a puddle of milky puddles. Saliva.Maybe because he felt that Qingyu's little face had a good taste, he pecked it twice with his small pointed mouth, and secretly licked it again.

It really tastes good.

Qing Yu made him itchy, but he didn't take Feng Ze down.He helplessly let the chick bite and lick on his face, "I'm full after you eat, do you want to eat?"

"Eat!" Feng Ze replied without thinking, and said, "The food is not as good as yours!"

After eating and drinking enough, Feng Ze slumped on the cushion, lazily watching the unchanging black balls on TV.Qing Yu wiped his hands and sat next to him, strangely seeing pensiveness from Xiaoji's face, "What's wrong with you?"

"Can that black egg hatch?" What is it that hatches?Chicken or lamb?

"I don't know." Qing Yu never thought of so many messy things when watching, "After all, human imagination is terrible."

Feng Ze stepped on the remote control to turn off the TV, jumped on Qing Yu's lap and demanded, "Then tell me a story, I watch TV, adults will tell stories to babies."

...so am I your father or your mother?

As a mature dog, he can't argue with chicks.Qing Yu thought for a while, "Let me tell you a fairy tale. It is a story that human beings would tell children."

"Chirp!"

"long long ago…"

Fengze thought of the songs circulating in the world, and naturally continued, "The giant dragon suddenly appeared?"

Qing Yu ignored him and continued, "There is a big bad wolf without clothes, and a little bad wolf without clothes. These two wolves with no clothes hang out together every day."

Feng Ze: ...

Are you bullying me for reading less?Do current fairy tales have such beginnings?

What will happen to the child when he hears that Da Jue Ya and Xiao Jue Ya are together.

Qing Yu didn't seem to notice his shock, and continued to talk in an unwavering voice, "One day, the little gray wolf became pregnant and gave birth to an ugly duckling."

Feng Ze didn't know how to complain anymore.

Wolves give birth to ducks, ask Lian Xi what he thinks!

Fengze is definitely not interested in normal fairy tales.Qing Yu understood this, so he used his imagination that had nowhere to rest for thousands of years, and told the story more and more bizarre and unconstrained, "After the ugly duckling was born, he was assigned to the little white rabbit next door to be his wife. The white rabbit is very happy and fucks ducks every day."

Feng Ze lay paralyzed on his lap, thinking indifferently, well, Nan Zheng also appeared on the scene.

I don't know if I will have my own role...

and many more!

Is the ugly duckling the one that turned into a phoenix?

Feng Ze's heart became more complicated.

The story continues.

"...One day the ugly duckling and the little white rabbit had a quarrel and divorced because the duck was short and thin. The duck was very angry and flapped its wings and ran away. The ugly duckling flew and flew to the Wizard of Oz, and he walked around all kinds of small tables and chairs , broke into a cave."

When Feng Ze heard this, he felt familiar, as if it was a story he knew within the scope of his knowledge.

Qing Yu had completely given up on treatment, and said whatever came to his mind, "...there was a beast in the cave, and the beast said that I was originally a prince, but I was cursed. As long as you kiss me, I can turn back into a prince. The ugly duckling was dubious, and finally resisted. However, the instinctive call of birds gave the beast a big ear."

animal instinct...

Fengze looked at himself as a bird, and felt more and more that the protagonist of this story...

Qing Yu, if you turn this ugly duckling into a phoenix, let's break up.

Feng Ze thought.

"The beast was overturned on the ground, exposing its buttocks. The ugly duckling kicked him out and kissed the little fox ten kilometers away. The beast's curse was lifted and it turned into a frog."

It's good that Shakasa also appeared on the screen, but from the beast to the frog, is there any need to lift the curse?

This story is getting more and more amazing.

"Are you still listening?" Qing Yu felt that his imagination was a bit lacking, and he tried to make Feng Ze let him go with a glimmer of hope.

But Feng Ze nodded without thinking.

The story continues.

"The frog was very moved. It said, thank you for saving me. I can grant your three wishes. The ugly duckling said that I was abandoned, but I am not divorced yet. The first wish is to let me and my husband divorce."

"Wait, is the little white rabbit actually her husband?!" Feng Ze had completely brought himself into the role of an ugly duckling, and he couldn't accept marrying Nan Zheng.

"Didn't you hear the beginning of the story, the ugly duckling is the one who gets fucked every day?"

"..." You can only let me get fucked in the story?Feng Ze lost his temper, "Okay, you continue."

"The ugly duckling said the second wish. I still have some children in my stomach. I hope he will grow up beautiful and cute. Please give him the highest blessing."

Meow meow meow?

some kids?

Are you a pig?

Feng Ze rolled his eyes, thinking it was a mistake to ask Qing Yu to tell the story.

How about a beautiful and romantic love story?

"The beast said, yes, then I wish him to be stabbed by a spindle at the age of 15 and fall into a deep sleep ever since. The ugly duckling said, I'll go to you and kill the beast. Then he continued to embark on the journey with his child , On the way, he met the hunter, who pierced the ugly duckling's wings with a gun, and she barely escaped the hunter's pursuit. On the way, his child was lost somewhere..."

"Wait, isn't he pregnant with the child?" Why did he suddenly lose it again?What logic.

"Oh..." Qing Yu thought for a while and said, "Pretend to be born in the middle."

……

What a random story.

"The ugly duckling was very angry and sad. She looked for his children everywhere. One day, he took an apple to the forest and knocked open a hut. There were seven small beds, seven small benches and seven small tables in the hut. There was a pretty girl, and he handed the girl the apple, saying that if you tell me where my baby is, I'll give you the apple."

This girl is really stupid if she wants to eat it, the story should not be like this, Feng Ze thought.

"The girl was very hungry. He ate a bite of the apple and was poisoned to death. The ugly duckling still didn't get any news about his child. He silently put the girl in the crystal coffin and continued his journey to find the child. The next day On the road, he met a disabled girl who had trouble walking. The girl could not speak, but she told him that she was looking for a prince, but she didn't know where to look for it. The ugly duckling found that he had no idea about finding his own child. Useful, so I pointed him in the direction of the Academy for the Deaf..."

"Is she the mermaid princess?" Feng Ze's mind froze, and he no longer wanted to count how many people he had harmed along the way.

Qing Yu is also amazing at combining so many stories.

Qing Yu nodded, and continued to say in a stiff voice, "The ugly duckling has arrived in a neighboring country, and the prince is having a wedding with his mother..."

And my own mother!

The prince is so harsh!

Feng Ze felt that the hair on his tail was going to wilt, and he suddenly didn't understand what kind of world Qing Yu lived in his heart.

"In the middle of their wedding, the ugly duckling broke in. He recognized the bride as the little white rabbit who hadn't divorced him yet."

"Why is the little white rabbit a bride again?"

"They are lilies." Qing Yu replied.

"Then how do you have a baby?"

"This..." Qing Yu thought for a while, "Parthenogenesis?"

"..." The setting of the story became more and more casual, "You continue."

"The ugly duckling was very angry and started to fight on the spot. When the scene seemed to be at a stalemate, a bald man emerged from the crowd and said, It's not that he doesn't love you, all of this is hidden. The little white rabbit is also looking for His own child, he got the news of the child here, so he begged to marry the prince. The misunderstanding was resolved, and the prince looked at the two of them embracing each other with a dazed expression..."

Feng Ze felt very tired, "Is the story over?"

Qing Yu nodded, and read the ending indifferently, "From then on, the prince and the bald head lived happily together."

"What's the situation?" Feng Ze scratched Qing Yu's thigh with a chicken paw, "Where's their child?"

"It's that bald head."

……

I don't want to listen to your stories for the rest of my life.

Feng Ze thought firmly.

The author has something to say: a sweet bedtime fairy tale for you~

Just had a long breakfast and it's late, boo~

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One more chapter today

The chicken car...he's so small!