Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!

Early in the morning on weekdays, Feng Ze sat in the deputy director's office in a chaotic state, his mind was full of dogs.

It is really troublesome that the relationship process goes too smoothly. After Fengze confirmed that Qingyu liked him, he slipped away faster than Nanzheng, and there was no time to carry out the things like sauce brewing that had been prepared for many years.

It's not that he's shy, his face has been worn away by thousands of years of precipitation.But how to start this question, Feng Ze really has no experience.

It would be great if I could find an old driver to guide me, Feng Ze thought, and suddenly felt that the surrounding air was turbulent.His ears moved, he picked up a pen from the table and threw it to the corner without looking at it.

"Quack!" A small black thing appeared in the corner of the originally empty wall, flapping its wings and trying to fly out of the window.

Feng Ze moved much faster than him, before the crow flew out, he quickly set up a solid barrier in the office.The crow hit the barrier a few times in vain with its wings, and fell to the ground covered in bruises.Feng Ze walked over, pinched the black hair on his body and picked up the crow, "You can still struggle when you see me, your cultivation level is really amazing."

When the ancient divine phoenix was angry, its aura was absolutely oppressive to the birds.

The crow was forced to feel uncomfortable by him, and struggled violently twice, blood oozing from the roots of its feathers.

With the last bit of strength, Wu Ya took out Feng Ze's palm and rolled it to the ground, turning into a woman in black clothes, kneeling down humbly in front of Feng Ze.

"Aren't you talking?" Feng Ze held her chin and forced the woman to raise her face, her pupils were filled with gold, "What will happen to a bird that dies under Phoenix's hands?"

"God spare me!" The bird who died under Phoenix's hand cannot reincarnate for life, and must become the wandering soul of him sitting down life after life.The crow was terrified, gritted his teeth and confessed, "I am Sanshen from the God Realm, and I am ordered to monitor your current situation."

She didn't intend to get close at first, she just wanted to take a look from a distance.Who knew that Fengze's divine power had recovered to such an extent that he couldn't dodge at all.

"Oh, my brother sent you here." Feng Ze sat down lazily, pointing his finger at her.The crow knew that he was powerless to resist Feng Ze, so he obediently turned into a prototype and fell into his hands, bearing the overpowering aura from Feng Ze, "How many distracting spirits did he send?"

"A rough estimate, seven or eight hundred." The crow was in his hands, and could die at any time, so he had to confess honestly.

"Oh," Feng Ze nodded. With this amount, I'm afraid he sent all the confidantes he could use. "As a foreign species, it's not that easy to take over the position of God. Leave him alone, let me ask you." .”

"Gah..." the crow called out in a low voice, very frustrated.

"Do you have a soulmate?"

"Gah!" Why did Zhang Shengshen become gossipy after only seeing each other for a few months?Wu Ya muttered secretly, remembering that Feng Ze could read through his thoughts, he didn't dare to think too much, "Yes."

"What do you usually do when you are with him?" Feng Ze propped his head with the other hand, looking at the crow leisurely.

How can this, such a thing be said?The crow opened its black peas eyes, too ashamed to answer.Fortunately, she was covered in black, so she couldn't see her blushing, "Practice and sex."

Fengze naturally didn't want to know about such a normal thing.He simply picked up the topic, "You have a lot of fireworks in the human world, and you must often go to the human world to play with your spirit beast. What are you doing in the human world?"

"..." The crow was in his palm, burying its head under the downy chest.How could she, a big girl, have the nerve to say such things in the mortal world?

Fengze keenly grasped all kinds of intimate and sweet things in her mind, coughed unnaturally, and interrupted the crow's hesitation, "I see, you will tell me when you have a chance. Since you know my news, I will I can't let you tip off Feng Que, so just stay and be my pet."

As a pet for Phoenix?

Before the crow could react, his body was burning like fire.She moved her wings and found that the spiritual gates of her whole body were sealed, completely turning into an ordinary crow.Feng Ze lifted her fur to take a look, then tapped the crow's forehead to silence her cry.

"You bark too badly, please be quiet."

"..." The cry is natural, I don't want it to be so unpleasant, the baby is also very desperate, okay! , The crow opened its mouth dry, and the sadness flowed back into the lungs.If I had known earlier, she would definitely not have taken this job from Phoenix.

Feng Ze held the crow and left the office excitedly.In the empty space, a little light flickered.A blue shadow fell from the crack of the window, and quickly crossed the barrier and disappeared.

...

It turns out that there are so many ways to play among human beings, Feng Ze licked his lower lip, randomly found a glass to put the little crow in it, and walked into the study lightly.

The little crow held the glass and looked at Fengze's figure, wanting to complain crazily in his heart.

Mdzz, do you know how strong your divine breath is?If you don't make footsteps, the people inside will definitely be able to find it!

"Ah." Qing Yu was concentrating on reading the book when he was suddenly blindfolded from behind. He raised his head and fell into panic because of the darkness in front of him.

"Guess who I am," Feng Ze covered his eyes, imitating the tone of a girl in love, and softly whispered in his ear, "Your cutie is here."

"Oh, I..." I really couldn't answer these words, Qing Yu thought sadly, the study just now had no effect at all.

Feng Ze didn't get an answer for a long time, so he simply covered his eyes, and his eyes wandered to the book in his hand——

"How to get along with mentally retarded love brain"

... what the hell?Feng Ze searched for the explanations of the two words mental retardation and love brain in his mind, and let go of Qing Yu's eyes angrily.

Qing Yu knew that he was wrong, and was about to put away the book, but was held tightly by Feng Ze, "Answer, isn't there a normal countermeasure in this book?"

"..." Looking at the text on that page, Qing Yu felt as if he had dug a hole for himself.

"When your lover surprises you, there are basically two choices. Either cooperate with him and continue to make him happy according to your lover's routine." Feng Ze draws out the tune, recites emotionlessly like a primary school student reading a text.

The more Qing Yu listened, the more embarrassing he felt, and he began to wonder if there was something wrong with his head who took the initiative to look for this kind of book to read.Fortunately, there has been no unnecessary expression on his face, and he still looks calm in the eyes of others.

"There is another way..." Feng Ze's gaze turned deep, and he leisurely landed on those few words.He bent down, stretched his hand in a certain direction, licked his tongue around Qing Yu's ear, and said flirtatiously, "Fuck him—"

However, before his hands reached their destination, they were held down by a pair of slightly cold hands.

Can you bear this?Unscientific?Feng Ze recalled that in the normal routine, if he was silently attacked casually, he would insist on not wanting to attack, and glanced suspiciously at Qing Yu's lower body, "You can't?"

"Shouldn't you have known?" After all, what do you expect a dead person to do, Qing Yu looked at him silently.

Feng Ze withdrew his hand resentfully, exited the study and picked up the crow from under the glass, and approached her sadly, "Quickly, is there any other way?"

The internal organs of the crow that he squeezed were almost squeezed out, and he rolled his eyes helplessly, the bird was hopeless.

The author has something to say: Fengze: Yaya, remember to avoid when we are going to do something.

Qing Yu: No need, just poke her blind.

Feng Ze: Makes sense!

Crow: What did I do wrong quack!