Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!

The weather is gradually warming up, and amidst the joyful news and sights, it ushers in the tragic day when all schools start school again.Under Qing Yu's coercion and persuasion, Feng Ze finally nodded and agreed to go to school to adapt to life.

In fact, in the past, let alone go to school, even if Gouzi asked him to go to the circus to get into the fire circle, Fengze had to obey obediently.But after he changed into a human form, Qing Yu really seemed to have changed into a dog, and his image collapsed into a mess.Not only did he not do anything against the gods like throwing him into the oven, he even obeyed most of Fengze's orders.

Has his brain been eaten by zombies?Feng Ze made him used to being bullied, and now Qing Yu is normal, but he feels uncomfortable all day long, just wanting to provoke Qing Yu and make him angry.However, Qing Yu is different from the wild dogs outside, he is a calm dog, and his emotions are difficult to be irritated.Feng Ze Zuo died so many times, and the result turned him from a ghost to a chatterbox.

When the dog muttered, it was much more terrifying than humans.Before entering the school, Qing Yu still felt uneasy and told, "Since your adaptability is really poor, let's confirm the settings again."

"Okay." The well-behaved Feng Ze, who had changed her hair into a standard good student, and was carrying a red schoolbag, nodded, with a distressed appearance.

However, under the good-looking appearance, there is a soul that has been dirty for hundreds of years.

Qing Yu ignored his cuteness and asked seriously, "Name?"

"Qing Ze," since they were addressed as father and son when they signed up, Feng Ze naturally took Qing Yu's surname in school.He deliberately changed into an immature childish voice, and recited the rest of the prepared answers, "I am nine years old this year. I transferred to another school because of my parents' work. I hope you can become good friends with everyone."

It sounds like there is no problem, and it can fool ordinary elementary school students.

But Qing Yu still couldn't feel relieved, "How do you want to be friends with them?"

Feng Ze raised his chin, and replied proudly, "I want to make the adult humans and baby humans in the human school listen to my orders, be driven by me, and treat me like cattle and horses..."

"Enough is enough!"...you have misunderstood the word friend so much.But Fengze's personality is like this, and he won't be able to change it for a while.Qing Yu acted helplessly as if he hadn't heard his bold words, and continued to instruct, "When you arrive at school, you can't flirt with female classmates casually, and you can't call the female teacher a little girl. Even if you are thousands of years older than the human beings here, you can follow your appearance. Judge them as your elders and treat them politely."

"I got it, I got it, when did you become so verbose?" Seeing more and more human cubs gathering beside him, Feng Ze also followed them into the iron gate, and even turned his head and waved to Qing Yu, " Goodbye, remember to pick up your precious children after school."

"Bao..." Qing Yu indifferently watched the little baby who was enough to be his ancestor, and responded stiffly, "Okay."

What a precious child, the little devil in the world is right.Qing Yu was too lazy to complain about the fact that he was hundreds of years old and still called himself a child, but looked at his back secretly worried.

In a sense, Fengze is much more difficult to serve than children.

...

Facts have proved that Qing Yu's worries are completely necessary.

After the previous surprise training, Feng Ze performed perfectly when introducing himself to the human cubs, and quickly captured most of the teachers and classmates in the class with his good-looking face.Fortunately, girls at this age are still at the stage of being reserved and shy, otherwise these future face-controllers might pounce on Feng Ze's face every minute.

But in every group, there are always some very individual exceptions, who show their specialness by running counter to the opinions of everyone.

During recess, Feng Ze was surrounded by many girls chatting and having fun.

While Fengze was happily studying how to get along with female human cubs, the fattened human cubs in the back row pushed the female human cubs away, and pointed at Fengze arrogantly, "New here, you think you are very popular?" ?"

"Yes, I really think so." Fengze showed his narcissistic nature without humility, and at the same time glanced at the child in front of him contemptuously, "Also, can you suck the snot into your mouth and swallow it before you talk to me?" ?”

When the little boy heard this, he did so reflexively.When he tasted the salty and viscous liquid and realized what a stupid thing he had done, he was disgusted and spit several times, causing the children around him to roar with laughter.

Hearing their ridicule, the little boy blushed.

He originally wanted to warn the transfer student to stabilize his class status, but he took the lead.The boy's face was flushed with anger, and he yelled at Fengze, "Do you know who I am? I'm Wang Xiaohu, the leader of the class. You bitch offend me, and you will definitely, definitely be beaten in the future!"

The child couldn't say any harsh words, even if he said the most severe threat in his memory, Feng Ze still remained unmoved.Compared with putting him into a lit pot without moving, this level is too gentle.

"Handle? Bitch?" Feng Ze searched out the meaning of these two words, and narrowed his beautiful phoenix eyes.He waved his hand to erase the perception of other students, tore off the camouflage and stood up to look down at Wang Xiaohu, "Say it again?"

"I, I..." Even though Wang Xiaohu is the most powerful person in the class, he is only a nine-year-old child in essence, and he is no match for the thousand-year-old Phoenix.Feeling the oppression of Fengze's momentum, he braced his trembling legs and said stiffly, "I will hit you, are you afraid?"

"Scared, so scared." He said scared, but there was no fear on Feng Ze's face.He raised his hand, stretched out his clean and fair index finger, ignited a red flame on his fingertips, and approached Wang Xiaohu, who was immobilized by him, "I'm going to set fire to your hair, are you afraid?"

Wang Xiaohu couldn't move his body, and he couldn't even escape.A nine-year-old child has never seen such a trick before. Seeing the flames really want to get close to his hair, he was so frightened that he almost lost consciousness. He closed his eyes and dared not watch the scene where his hair was burned——

"It's almost time for class, everyone go back to your seat. Wang Xiaohu, what are you doing?" Nan Zheng, the head teacher, stepped on the class bell and entered the class. Seeing that Wang Xiaohu was still standing in front of Fengze's desk, she immediately reprimanded, "Did you take advantage of it again?" Did the teacher secretly bully the new classmates when he left the classroom?"

"Teacher," without waiting for Wang Xiaohu to answer, the playwright Feng Ze raised her hands high, complaining aggrievedly with red eyes, "He, he pissed on my seat!"

"Huh——" the other students in the class said in unison.

"No, he wants to burn my hair!" Wang Xiaohu immediately opened his eyes and complained to the teacher in a panic.But in the next second, he found that there was not a single hair missing on his head, and the crotch of his pants was wet and dripping.The little penis soaked in the warm and moist underwear, and proudly told him——

Just now he was scared to pee.

"Wang Xiaohu, why did you become like this? You always bully your classmates. It doesn't matter what the teacher says. Now a transfer student is here, and you still do such disgusting things to them!" Nanzheng put the textbook on the podium , walked to Fengze's desk and smelled a fresh smell of urine, his face turned blue with anger, "Call your parents quickly, ask them to send you a pair of pants, and then clean up the underside of classmate Qingze's desk!"

"Old, teacher..." Wang Xiaohu explained incoherently for a long time, no one would believe him at all, and was forced out of the classroom by Nan Zheng to call his parents in despair.

Passing by the window of the class, several children by the window made faces at him, "Shame, I'm so big and pee my pants."

The former campus bully dynasty and the others grinned and left in despair, crying.

"Teacher, I don't want to sit here anymore." Although it was fun to scare Wang Xiaohu, the smell of urine next to him was really unpleasant, which didn't fit his noble status.Feng Ze put on a 'very pitiful' look and begged Nan Zheng to change his position in a low voice.

Nanzheng made up her mind to take care of such a good-looking child transferred to her class.Hearing his request, Nanzheng asked Fengze to choose the position without saying a word.

Feng Ze looked around, "I want to sit in the middle of the first row!"

It seemed that that position was most in line with his incomparably noble status. Of course, it would be even better if he could be on the podium.

"Well, okay." The kid sitting in the first row must be a good baby who loves to learn.Nanzheng was very happy to hear his request, and immediately moved a seat from the middle of the first row to him.

Seeing that Feng Ze was coming to do it, the little girl next to him quickly took out a handkerchief and wiped the table for him.Feng Ze thanked her obediently, and took out a dog biscuit from his pocket and gave it to the girl.

Nanzheng was very happy to see such harmonious classmates getting along, "It's a good thing for everyone to help each other, but don't eat snacks in class. Well, I've already missed half a class, so let's turn to the book..."

The day of observing the human cubs ended in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere. When Qing Yu came to pick him up, Feng Ze told about Wang Xiaohu by the way, "Human cubs are so fun, they get angry when they are teased, and it's very fun to feed them." happy."

"Hmm." According to his conclusion, it seems that the old phoenix in front of him is not much different from the human cub. "The "General Rules of Ten Thousand Monsters" stipulates that monsters cannot use spells in front of humans. You should stop doing this in the future."

"I remember," Feng Zeli retorted confidently, "but I'm not a monster, so why should I be restrained by you."

"..." What he said made sense, Qing Yu was speechless, and silently brought up the topic.

Feng Ze was talking happily just now, but at the end of the conversation, he realized that they seemed to be walking in a wrong way, "By the way, where are you taking me?"

"Oh, get the manager."

Wolf demon?Feng Ze tightened his pretty eyebrows, "Why are you looking for him? Do you have to do troublesome work again?"

"No," thinking of what to do next, Qing Yu's eyes flashed a strange light, "Take him to the pet shop——

Shampoo. "

The author has something to say: Feng Ze: My charm is really unstoppable~

Qing Yu: ...Well, sprinkle some cumin to enhance the charm.