Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!

Chapter 13 Chirp's New Year

"Shaoxiu?" Qing Yu leaned against the edge of the table and saw clearly the two characters he drew out with his wings, "This word should mean slender and beautiful in an ancient Chinese language, which suits your paranoia quite well."

"Chirp!" Feng Ze protested against his slander by flapping his wings.

Every time he heard the crowing of the chicken cubs, Qing Yu felt that he could vaguely smell the aroma of barbecue.He curled his fingers and flicked Feng Ze's furry head lightly, "Stop shouting, speak well."

Even though he didn't use any strength, Feng Ze's body without demonic power was thrown out and rolled around on the table several times.He got up tremblingly, spread his two slender legs towards Qing Yu and let out another crisp cry, "Chirp!"

Qing Yu raised his hand indifferently——

Feng Ze fled away flapping his wings, looking as embarrassed as a chicken cub being chased by a weasel. "My name was Shaoxiu when I was young, but I changed my name to Feng Ze to commemorate my playmate."

playmate?A colorful and hairless pheasant automatically appeared in Qing Yu's mind, "Then your playmate, do you still remember?"

"What happened 3000 years ago has long been forgotten!" Feng Ze happily replied.

So what is the significance of this name change? Qing Yu mentioned the things he bought in the supermarket on the way back, "I will call you Shaoxiu from now on."

Feng Ze fluttered his wings and put on a flying posture, trotted with Qing Yu into the kitchen, "Why? If I hadn't mentioned it today, I would have forgotten the name."

"Because," Qing Yu took off the kitchen knife and chopped it into the cutting board, grabbed the two legs from the plastic bag and took out the plucked three-yellow chicken, "I'm happy."

Feng Ze struggled to look up at the dead chicken rolling his eyes, and the shiny kitchen knife next to him, he was so frightened that he didn't have any protests, "You, as long as you're happy."

"The name Fengze is too vulgar, but Shaoxiu sounds nicer. Your parents must be educated people." Qing Yu chopped off the chicken head and buttocks, sprinkled a thin layer of salt, put it in a basin and poured cooking wine Pickled with soy sauce, onion and ginger.

"Benfeng...my parents' wandered in the void when I was young. I don't remember what they looked like. God knows if they are educated or not." Seeing the chicken, which is also a bird, being brutally killed, Fengze unexpectedly Empathized with the pain, and even changed his name in fright.

Probably because Qing Yu was treated as a chicken all day long, and subconsciously he also got close to the chicken.Feng Ze stretched his wings sadly and looked at the sparse hair on it, and his bare butt exposed to the air.

"Don't worry, your meat is not enough to fit between your teeth, so I won't eat you so quickly." Qing Yu washed his hands, grabbed Feng Ze and put it next to the pot of pickled chicken, "Can you eat meat?"

Feng Ze shook his head hastily, distanced himself from the chicken that smelled of corpses and wine in distaste, "I'm a phoenix that lives in a phoenix tree and drinks spring water. How could I be reduced to eating poultry carcasses?"

"Oh." Qing Yu took out the marinated chicken and put it on a baking tray covered with potatoes and onions, spread the chicken with barbecue sauce with honey, and sent the grilling tray into the heated oven.

Originally, I planned to let Fengze blow fire to see how the red flame roasted chicken tasted, but now this useless chicken turned into a chicken, Qing Yu felt regretful thinking about it.

The cooking table is about 1.2 meters long. Feng Ze jumped to the edge and looked down. After turning into a cub, the phoenix had a narrow view and felt that the height was terrible. He could only choose to stay peacefully on the cooking table and wrestle with potatoes. It was covered with dusty soil.

Halfway through the roast, Qing Yu took out the roast chicken and brushed it with the sauce again, and the aroma immediately spread throughout the kitchen.Feng Ze jumped to the side of the oven, and looked in through the glass curiously, seeing that the surface of the grilled chicken was golden brown and crispy, with oil dripping down.

What should I do, it smells delicious?But that is a chicken, he is of the same race, if he eats it, he will become a cruel chicken...

Wait, when did Ben Feng turn into a chicken!

Feng Ze waved away the absurd thoughts that flashed just now, he is much nobler than the chicken clan, let alone this humble chicken.There are also races among birds that eat birds. After all, there are so many restrictions.

Feng Ze gritted his teeth, he ate all the eggs, and it's not bad to eat meat, not to mention it smells really good.Anyway, he did a lot of shameless things. Seeing Qing Yu take the chicken out of the oven, Feng Ze quickly grabbed his cuff and hung it in the air, and was brought to the dinner table.

Just as Feng Ze opened his small sharp mouth and was drooling a long time to pounce on the roast chicken, Qing Yu suddenly grabbed the wings and lifted him up.

"Chirp!" Feng Ze swayed his calf in the air, struggling in vain, but Qing Yu caught him all the way to the bathroom and threw him on the sink, "Jiujiu?"

Is this the rhythm of closing a small black room without food?What game?

Disgusted, Qing Yu adjusted the water temperature to wet the little bird, took Fengze's toothpaste, squeezed out some on his fingers, applied it on his hair and rubbed it.Not long after Feng Ze's shell was broken, his physical senses were very keen, and he could feel the tiny particles in the toothpaste rubbing against his skin.

After kneading the foam, Qing Yu disregarded Feng Ze's protest and pulled his wings away to clean the fine fluff under the creaking nest.Feng Ze dodged twice, but he was too weak to be his opponent, so he had no choice but to accept his fate and was ravaged by Gou Zi in various ways.

After washing off the mud covered in Feng Ze's hair, Qing Yu finally showed mercy and let the chicken cub go, wiped him clean with a towel and forced Feng Ze to look at the muddy water in the sink.

Only then did Feng Ze realize that this dog disliked him for wrestling with Brother Tudou.Standing in Qing Yu's palm and shaking his wet hair, Feng Ze limply lay down and chirped.

Really cold.

Bathing birds in winter will kill them.

This dog must have a cleanliness, really annoying.

Hearing him secretly scolding herself, Qing Yu stretched out his devil's claws towards Feng Ze, frightening him so much that his hairs all exploded.

Feng Ze was about to jump off his palm to escape from the polar region, when suddenly he felt warm all over his body, with the familiar scorching heat.

"Chirp!" How can you be so red?Could it be that all of Benfeng's strength has been swallowed by you!

"I would, don't make random guesses." Qing Yu didn't bother to explain too much, put Feng Ze on the dining table, tore off a piece of chicken, and shredded the skin and meat into his plate.

Chiyan Shenhuo is a kung fu method that only gods can use. How could Qing Yu, as a dog demon, know the secrets of kung fu?Feng Ze was about to ask in detail, but his attention was attracted by the food on the plate, and he cautiously tasted the chicken.

He didn't want to devour poultry because he was curious about the taste of human food, Feng Ze thought so, and ate all the chicken on the plate.

On the first day of the next day, Qing Yu bought another three-yellow chicken in the supermarket.Feng Ze stood in front of the oven, drooling eagerly, "Chirp!"

I heard that it tastes better with cumin.

"If this goes on like this, I suspect that if you really find bamboo food, you may not eat it." After all, this is a chicken, not a panda.Qing Yu thought to himself, adding crushed cumin to the roast chicken according to Feng Ze's intention.

Lian Xi arrived earlier than the agreed time, and after patiently teaching Feng Ze many habits of being a bird, he helped Qing Yu prepare meals.

"According to the normal situation, he can fly?" Qing Yu looked at Feng Ze who was twice rounder than yesterday, and imagined the scene of him going to the sky.

Such short wings probably can't be waved, it seems that only borrowing a catapult can send him to the sky.

Angry Chicken.

"The phoenix is ​​the king of all birds, and it flies straight up to the sky. It's just—" Lian Xi glanced at the tail of Fengze quickly, feeling that he really offended the phoenix, "All birds that can fly need tail feathers to control the direction of flight, and he Not on me."

"No?" Qing Yu poked Feng Ze's bare buttocks, causing him to scream several times, "I thought it wasn't long."

Feng Ze didn't have the guts to peck Qing Yu's fingers, but it would be embarrassing to be poked in the butt in front of outsiders.He buried his head in the split Chinese cabbage, and took a bite of the cabbage gloomily.

Vegetarian dishes are really unpalatable.

"It's really not. His tail doesn't even have fine feathers. Without fine feathers, he can't grow tail feathers at all." It's rare to see such a noble phoenix, and Lian Xi feels really regretful. "The tail feathers of the phoenix are the longest among all birds. The most beautiful, it is rumored that all phoenixes are born with six tail feathers, and a properly cultivated phoenix can grow twelve tail feathers. It is rumored that the palm-born divine phoenix has thirteen tail feathers. I saw that his feathers are the same as those of all birds. longing for."

"Really." But, you just said that people don't have long hair.Qing Yu looked at Feng Ze who was sticking up his butt and buried in the Chinese cabbage, a vague scene flashed through his mind, and then disappeared in a flash.

"Yes, I have seen a phoenix with six-colored tail feathers twice since I was born, and it is already quite magnificent." Thinking of the gray prototypes of magpies, Lian Xi felt inferior.

Birds really have their own troubles, Qing Yu glanced at the two depressed birds, and changed the subject, "It's time to eat."

"Ah, I'll help." Lian Xi took out the bowls and chopsticks from the cupboard, and carefully picked up Fengze, for fear of dropping Fengze.

Feng Ze fell into the mortal world until now, and finally enjoys the feeling of being respected.He proudly puffed out his fluffy chest, but before he could get enough of it, he was caught in it by a glass that fell from the sky.

Qing Yu raised his wine glass to bump it with Lian Xi, and then bumped it with Feng Ze's glass, as a toast to the New Year's wine.

"Happy New Year." After drinking, Lian Xi felt much warmer.Magpies are migratory birds, even if they become demons, winter is still difficult.

Feng Ze desperately scratched the wall of the glass with his paws, but he couldn't shake the glass even an iota.He pecked at Qing Yu's shadow through the glass with his pointed mouth, secretly cursing him for being choked to death by wine.

"As a result," Qing Yu took away the glass and handed a dog biscuit to Feng Ze, "I'll pass this year with you."

Feng Ze was finally released after serving his sentence, and angrily pecked a small point on the dog biscuit.

Qing Yu took back the biscuits and sent the prepared plate over, "It's a new year, please give me more advice."

"Chirp!"

The author has something to say: Qing Yu: Can you still not remember the name?

Feng Ze: Who told you to change your name to Goudan!

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