Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!
Chapter 1 Rogue dog, pheasant and phoenix.
A beautiful face was reflected in the mirror.
His red left eye was as bright as fire, as tempting as an abyss.The other eye was jet black, and the expression at the bottom of the pupil was extremely calm.
Qing Yu supported the marble sink with his right hand, slightly bowed his waist and leaned in front of the mirror, raked the soaked black hair from his forehead to the back of his head with his left hand, squinted and stared at the root of the hair about a centimeter away, which could still reflect light under the lamp Shining gold, "The hair dye is about to fade, and I have to go to hair care again."
But the previous pet grooming shop always liked to keep him in the same cage with other dogs, and even forced him to watch other dogs bite and fight, which made Qing Yu very displeased.
It seems that we have to change the store, Qing Yu thought——
What if I'm forced to watch other dogs copulate next time?
Maybe there is also a forced breeding service, which really does not respect the freedom of dogs.
There is no way to go to a human barber shop. His appearance and hair color are too eye-catching.
Twirling the contact lenses with her fingertips and putting them on skillfully, Qing Yu fiddled with her hair to cover her eyes that had become the same color, and then picked up the black-rimmed glasses next to her and put them on the bridge of her nose.
Looking at the man dressed as an ordinary office worker in the mirror, he put down the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and buttoned the cuff buttons neatly, making himself look cowardly and weak.
Perfection, this is the comfortable demon life he wants.
The noise from the dinner party outside was still unbridled through the door panel, and one didn't need to think about how happy those people were.The sound of running water reverberated in the empty bathroom, and the smell of wild animals floating around, filled the not-so-small space with an aggressive lingering smell.
"The way these monsters mark their territory is still so brutal." Qing Yu couldn't stand the smell of alcohol outside, let alone the smell of body odor and urine in the bathroom.
After weighing it, he pushed open the door and secretly planned to drink a few glasses of wine later, pretending to be drunk and going home.
Lian Xi, a good friend not far away, saw him coming out, and trotted over with a glass of wine, "Qing Yu, where did you go? The new manager just gave us a toast, and you missed it again."
"Well," Qing Yu avoided the crowd calmly, took him to a corner, and watched from a distance the well-dressed new manager Jue Ya, holding a wine glass, walking among the leading employees like a creeping ivy vine, " There's no need to make him look familiar, and I don't want to be promoted."
"That's what I said, but you haven't been promoted for five years, and ordinary colleagues will become suspicious if you delay." Lian Xi didn't wear glasses, so he could only struggle to see the outline of Jue Ya, "And my instinct told me, He should be a monster. How can human beings have surnames? It’s a pity that my demon power is too weak to tell what kind of monster it is. If I can get to know him well, I’ll have someone to take care of me in the company in the future.”
"This kind may be more difficult," Qing Yu glanced at the obvious wolf pattern under Jue Ya's skin, "What if he is a beast monster?"
Lian Xi withdrew his gaze and sipped the wine in his glass, "You're just guessing like that, probably not? Besides, you're also a monster with weaker power than me. I've been with you for a long time, and I always feel that monsters have nothing to be afraid of. of."
Lian Xi is a magpie, one of the lowest types of bird monsters, and his personality is also the same, harmless to humans and animals, and a good person like a textbook.
Qing Yu took his eyes away from the mark between his eyebrows, took a glass of wine from the side shelf and drank it slowly, thinking about when it would be more appropriate to pretend to be drunk.
Should it be spit out?It seems that the scene like that is kind of bad, and it is too dramatic.Qing Yu leaned lazily against the wall, thinking about strategy through the flat glasses, and subconsciously listened to the voices of other people's conversations.
"That jueya completed thousands of business orders in half a year, and now he has been promoted to manager. Why is no one willing to buy my insurance like crazy?"
"Look at other people's faces, and then look at yourself in the mirror. You can change your personality first and look like him. I heard that the female clients who ruled out the manager seem to be poisoned, and they are vying to introduce business to him. .”
"I'm really envious. Why didn't I meet such a client? But if I think about who is in the third group, I feel a lot more balanced."
"Are you talking about the green fish who hasn't had a year-end award for five consecutive years? Last time I met him in the company, he looked too ordinary and turned around and forgot. , how do you talk about the list?"
"So why hasn't he resigned?"
"I'm angry at the thought of supporting such a person with performance, so let's not talk about it. By the way, yesterday..."
Since the people he met before couldn't recognize him standing next to him, he shouldn't make too much noise when he exits the stage now.Qing Yu poured the rest of the wine into the trash can, put the empty glass back on the table shelf, and greeted Lian Xi in a low voice, "I'm leaving first."
"What? The annual meeting has just started, and the leader hasn't spoken yet." Lian Xi looked at the gossiping colleagues around him, "Will it be too eye-catching if we leave now?"
"No one pays attention to me on this occasion." Qing Yuyin loosened his tie in a dark corner, "I'll leave with the prototype, please cover me."
"Hello! Wait—" Before Lian Xi could finish his sentence, Qing Yu's stiff suit quickly withered away like a deflated ball.
Lian Xi hurriedly deployed an invisibility technique in the space where the two of them lived, gritted his teeth and complained, "Even if the transformation consumes demon power, at least last until you get out! How can you transform yourself in such a situation, what if humans find out that you are a monster?" manage?"
Tan's clothes on the ground squirmed twice, and a palm-sized gray curly-haired little dirt dog emerged from it.
Qing Yu moved his drooping ears, shook the loose hair on his body, turned his head and looked at Lian Xi with the whites of his small round eyes.
If Lian Xi hadn't known Qing Yu for a long time, he would definitely have thought that this dog was despising him!
Relying on the advantage of her figure, Qing Yu avoided the eyes and ears of everyone very nimbly, and slipped out of the vegetable aisle in the kitchen.Before leaving, he took a lollipop from the snack plate.
The wind was biting on a winter night, and Qing Yu walked slowly along the corner of the wall with a lollipop in his mouth, wagging his tail all the way, looking unrestrained and unrestrained, like an old dog who is entrenched here.
He raised his head and looked at the dark blue sky, forgetting that he had seen such a night sky for several lifetimes.
He was born in an ordinary kennel when he was a child, and gradually disappeared with his parents and the dogs born with him, but he still looked like a child, and his body shape had not changed for hundreds of years.The appearance of turning into an adult can control the age, but it has stopped growing up to now.
Later, Qing Yu turned into a human form, realizing that he should be a common sense monster.He wandered about in the world, went through countless reincarnations to the modern age, got into an insurance company according to the instructions of the "Ten Thousand Monsters General Rules", and was engaged in a job that only provided for food and clothing.
In fact, it's not a dawdle, after all, I still need to work every day.These days, being a monster has to clock in on time in the morning and evening.It would be great if you could become a stray dog, at least you don't have to wander in the crowd to make friends.Thinking of this, Qing Yu lick|bited the lollipop, and walked into an empty alley with his short legs.
...
The phoenix dragged its light emerald tail feathers towards the fallen Fengze, its sharp beak was like a sharp blade, opening and closing with a coldness that could cut through flesh and blood, "Is he dead?"
The white tiger retreated half a step and followed behind him, and handed over the bloody Twelve Colored Ling, "I still have a breath, but if the feather is broken, I will definitely not survive."
"Huh? Why are there only twelve?" Logically speaking, the ancient divine phoenix should have thirteen colored feathers.Fengque felt strange, and counted the colorful feathers in Baihu's hand twice, and there were still only twelve.
Feng Ze struggled to open his eyes, looking at the emerald feathers of the Feng clan compatriots, he felt that the vitality and blood in his body were all passing away.
He is the god of palm life, he can control the life of all things, but now he is about to die.
What a joke, he is a god!Manipulate creatures, spread your wings to cover the sky!
Died so casually, where is the godhead as a phoenix?
If some talkative person spread the news, saying that he died because his hair was plucked, he would lose face to his ancestors, the dragon and phoenix generation.
As Feng Ze thought about it, the resentment in his heart became more and more difficult to calm down, and the phoenix pattern between his brows gradually turned a touch of blood.
"Forget it, pull them out anyway, and the Phoenix's energy should be exhausted." Feng Que put away the colorful feathers, raised her fingers and began to draw the formation.He lowered his eyes and looked pitifully at Feng Ze, who was lying in a pool of blood and was still immeasurably handsome, "Brother, I will be the god of palm for you in the future. From then on, there will be no more Phoenix in the world."
Qi and blood had been lost to a critical point, and Feng Ze was very weak.If he could speak, he would definitely refute Feng Que——
You dead bird, do you really think that Benfeng is willing to be a god of shit?It's just a god-breaking tolerance who has no salary and is still busy. Forget it if there are no holidays for hundreds of years, he still works overtime every day!
Doing this job is really not as comfortable as going to the mortal world to pretend to be a pheasant and wait for death!
Fengque went on to say, "When you disappear, God of the Underworld can also be reset."
God of Hell.
Feng Ze silently recited the sacred table, his brows became more red.
The Divine Seat of the Underworld has been idle for thousands of years, so the matter of the fate of all things is also pushed to him, making the already busy affairs even more busy...
But even so, this position cannot be let out.
after all--
"It's hard for you, too. For the sake of the same clan, I'll make it easier for you to go." Feng Que finished drawing the last line of the magic circle, and was about to move.
In an instant, the sky was covered with red light.Baihu reacted first, quickly blocked the bird, and opened the knot seal.Feng Que didn't expect such a change. When the red light faded, he hurriedly pushed the white tiger away and went forward to check the situation.
The place where Feng Ze fell just now was empty, even the blood was gone.
"How could it disappear!" Feng Que hastily pulled out the feathers that had been plucked from Feng Ze's body just now, "Did he die from nirvana, or did he pass away?"
The author has something to say: Fengze: ... woof woof?When will I Feng die?
Qing Yu: Don't worry, wait until I finish eating the lollipop.
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His red left eye was as bright as fire, as tempting as an abyss.The other eye was jet black, and the expression at the bottom of the pupil was extremely calm.
Qing Yu supported the marble sink with his right hand, slightly bowed his waist and leaned in front of the mirror, raked the soaked black hair from his forehead to the back of his head with his left hand, squinted and stared at the root of the hair about a centimeter away, which could still reflect light under the lamp Shining gold, "The hair dye is about to fade, and I have to go to hair care again."
But the previous pet grooming shop always liked to keep him in the same cage with other dogs, and even forced him to watch other dogs bite and fight, which made Qing Yu very displeased.
It seems that we have to change the store, Qing Yu thought——
What if I'm forced to watch other dogs copulate next time?
Maybe there is also a forced breeding service, which really does not respect the freedom of dogs.
There is no way to go to a human barber shop. His appearance and hair color are too eye-catching.
Twirling the contact lenses with her fingertips and putting them on skillfully, Qing Yu fiddled with her hair to cover her eyes that had become the same color, and then picked up the black-rimmed glasses next to her and put them on the bridge of her nose.
Looking at the man dressed as an ordinary office worker in the mirror, he put down the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and buttoned the cuff buttons neatly, making himself look cowardly and weak.
Perfection, this is the comfortable demon life he wants.
The noise from the dinner party outside was still unbridled through the door panel, and one didn't need to think about how happy those people were.The sound of running water reverberated in the empty bathroom, and the smell of wild animals floating around, filled the not-so-small space with an aggressive lingering smell.
"The way these monsters mark their territory is still so brutal." Qing Yu couldn't stand the smell of alcohol outside, let alone the smell of body odor and urine in the bathroom.
After weighing it, he pushed open the door and secretly planned to drink a few glasses of wine later, pretending to be drunk and going home.
Lian Xi, a good friend not far away, saw him coming out, and trotted over with a glass of wine, "Qing Yu, where did you go? The new manager just gave us a toast, and you missed it again."
"Well," Qing Yu avoided the crowd calmly, took him to a corner, and watched from a distance the well-dressed new manager Jue Ya, holding a wine glass, walking among the leading employees like a creeping ivy vine, " There's no need to make him look familiar, and I don't want to be promoted."
"That's what I said, but you haven't been promoted for five years, and ordinary colleagues will become suspicious if you delay." Lian Xi didn't wear glasses, so he could only struggle to see the outline of Jue Ya, "And my instinct told me, He should be a monster. How can human beings have surnames? It’s a pity that my demon power is too weak to tell what kind of monster it is. If I can get to know him well, I’ll have someone to take care of me in the company in the future.”
"This kind may be more difficult," Qing Yu glanced at the obvious wolf pattern under Jue Ya's skin, "What if he is a beast monster?"
Lian Xi withdrew his gaze and sipped the wine in his glass, "You're just guessing like that, probably not? Besides, you're also a monster with weaker power than me. I've been with you for a long time, and I always feel that monsters have nothing to be afraid of. of."
Lian Xi is a magpie, one of the lowest types of bird monsters, and his personality is also the same, harmless to humans and animals, and a good person like a textbook.
Qing Yu took his eyes away from the mark between his eyebrows, took a glass of wine from the side shelf and drank it slowly, thinking about when it would be more appropriate to pretend to be drunk.
Should it be spit out?It seems that the scene like that is kind of bad, and it is too dramatic.Qing Yu leaned lazily against the wall, thinking about strategy through the flat glasses, and subconsciously listened to the voices of other people's conversations.
"That jueya completed thousands of business orders in half a year, and now he has been promoted to manager. Why is no one willing to buy my insurance like crazy?"
"Look at other people's faces, and then look at yourself in the mirror. You can change your personality first and look like him. I heard that the female clients who ruled out the manager seem to be poisoned, and they are vying to introduce business to him. .”
"I'm really envious. Why didn't I meet such a client? But if I think about who is in the third group, I feel a lot more balanced."
"Are you talking about the green fish who hasn't had a year-end award for five consecutive years? Last time I met him in the company, he looked too ordinary and turned around and forgot. , how do you talk about the list?"
"So why hasn't he resigned?"
"I'm angry at the thought of supporting such a person with performance, so let's not talk about it. By the way, yesterday..."
Since the people he met before couldn't recognize him standing next to him, he shouldn't make too much noise when he exits the stage now.Qing Yu poured the rest of the wine into the trash can, put the empty glass back on the table shelf, and greeted Lian Xi in a low voice, "I'm leaving first."
"What? The annual meeting has just started, and the leader hasn't spoken yet." Lian Xi looked at the gossiping colleagues around him, "Will it be too eye-catching if we leave now?"
"No one pays attention to me on this occasion." Qing Yuyin loosened his tie in a dark corner, "I'll leave with the prototype, please cover me."
"Hello! Wait—" Before Lian Xi could finish his sentence, Qing Yu's stiff suit quickly withered away like a deflated ball.
Lian Xi hurriedly deployed an invisibility technique in the space where the two of them lived, gritted his teeth and complained, "Even if the transformation consumes demon power, at least last until you get out! How can you transform yourself in such a situation, what if humans find out that you are a monster?" manage?"
Tan's clothes on the ground squirmed twice, and a palm-sized gray curly-haired little dirt dog emerged from it.
Qing Yu moved his drooping ears, shook the loose hair on his body, turned his head and looked at Lian Xi with the whites of his small round eyes.
If Lian Xi hadn't known Qing Yu for a long time, he would definitely have thought that this dog was despising him!
Relying on the advantage of her figure, Qing Yu avoided the eyes and ears of everyone very nimbly, and slipped out of the vegetable aisle in the kitchen.Before leaving, he took a lollipop from the snack plate.
The wind was biting on a winter night, and Qing Yu walked slowly along the corner of the wall with a lollipop in his mouth, wagging his tail all the way, looking unrestrained and unrestrained, like an old dog who is entrenched here.
He raised his head and looked at the dark blue sky, forgetting that he had seen such a night sky for several lifetimes.
He was born in an ordinary kennel when he was a child, and gradually disappeared with his parents and the dogs born with him, but he still looked like a child, and his body shape had not changed for hundreds of years.The appearance of turning into an adult can control the age, but it has stopped growing up to now.
Later, Qing Yu turned into a human form, realizing that he should be a common sense monster.He wandered about in the world, went through countless reincarnations to the modern age, got into an insurance company according to the instructions of the "Ten Thousand Monsters General Rules", and was engaged in a job that only provided for food and clothing.
In fact, it's not a dawdle, after all, I still need to work every day.These days, being a monster has to clock in on time in the morning and evening.It would be great if you could become a stray dog, at least you don't have to wander in the crowd to make friends.Thinking of this, Qing Yu lick|bited the lollipop, and walked into an empty alley with his short legs.
...
The phoenix dragged its light emerald tail feathers towards the fallen Fengze, its sharp beak was like a sharp blade, opening and closing with a coldness that could cut through flesh and blood, "Is he dead?"
The white tiger retreated half a step and followed behind him, and handed over the bloody Twelve Colored Ling, "I still have a breath, but if the feather is broken, I will definitely not survive."
"Huh? Why are there only twelve?" Logically speaking, the ancient divine phoenix should have thirteen colored feathers.Fengque felt strange, and counted the colorful feathers in Baihu's hand twice, and there were still only twelve.
Feng Ze struggled to open his eyes, looking at the emerald feathers of the Feng clan compatriots, he felt that the vitality and blood in his body were all passing away.
He is the god of palm life, he can control the life of all things, but now he is about to die.
What a joke, he is a god!Manipulate creatures, spread your wings to cover the sky!
Died so casually, where is the godhead as a phoenix?
If some talkative person spread the news, saying that he died because his hair was plucked, he would lose face to his ancestors, the dragon and phoenix generation.
As Feng Ze thought about it, the resentment in his heart became more and more difficult to calm down, and the phoenix pattern between his brows gradually turned a touch of blood.
"Forget it, pull them out anyway, and the Phoenix's energy should be exhausted." Feng Que put away the colorful feathers, raised her fingers and began to draw the formation.He lowered his eyes and looked pitifully at Feng Ze, who was lying in a pool of blood and was still immeasurably handsome, "Brother, I will be the god of palm for you in the future. From then on, there will be no more Phoenix in the world."
Qi and blood had been lost to a critical point, and Feng Ze was very weak.If he could speak, he would definitely refute Feng Que——
You dead bird, do you really think that Benfeng is willing to be a god of shit?It's just a god-breaking tolerance who has no salary and is still busy. Forget it if there are no holidays for hundreds of years, he still works overtime every day!
Doing this job is really not as comfortable as going to the mortal world to pretend to be a pheasant and wait for death!
Fengque went on to say, "When you disappear, God of the Underworld can also be reset."
God of Hell.
Feng Ze silently recited the sacred table, his brows became more red.
The Divine Seat of the Underworld has been idle for thousands of years, so the matter of the fate of all things is also pushed to him, making the already busy affairs even more busy...
But even so, this position cannot be let out.
after all--
"It's hard for you, too. For the sake of the same clan, I'll make it easier for you to go." Feng Que finished drawing the last line of the magic circle, and was about to move.
In an instant, the sky was covered with red light.Baihu reacted first, quickly blocked the bird, and opened the knot seal.Feng Que didn't expect such a change. When the red light faded, he hurriedly pushed the white tiger away and went forward to check the situation.
The place where Feng Ze fell just now was empty, even the blood was gone.
"How could it disappear!" Feng Que hastily pulled out the feathers that had been plucked from Feng Ze's body just now, "Did he die from nirvana, or did he pass away?"
The author has something to say: Fengze: ... woof woof?When will I Feng die?
Qing Yu: Don't worry, wait until I finish eating the lollipop.
----
If you like it, please click to collect it, Diligence Day guarantees that you will not be cheated, please collect it~
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