[Jian Kong] On the Possibility of Monkey King Overthrowing Yang Jian

The two masters and apprentices, Kong Kong and Bodhi, ate all the food on the table like a wind and cloud, as for Yang Jian and Xiao Tian?Speaking of which, their usual dinner is nothing more than a bowl of porridge and some side dishes for each of them, and they eat very little.The dishes on this big table are basically cooked exclusively for Master Bodhi and his disciples, so there is no such problem that Master Bodhi and his disciples eat too much so that Yang Jian Yaotian can't eat.

After dinner.Yang Jian asked Bodhi, who was full of belly, and said, "Why are you here with me? Didn't you just ask me to take the little monkey for a while?"

Bodhi rubbed his belly, and replied very unclely: "I'll come to see my apprentice."

Yang Jian nodded: "Okay, then your apprentice just happens to bring it by himself."

Bodhi was not happy anymore, and he exchanged a pot of Qiulubai for himself: "Then you give me back half of the pot of Qiulubai."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows: "No."

Bodhi explained: "Half of the pot of Qiulubai is my family's accommodation fee. The other half of the pot is my family's tuition fee. Now you refuse to teach him, so naturally you have to pay me half of the pot."

Yang Jian glanced at Xiaotian who seemed to be very happy with a smile in his eyes, and then asked: "Then how do you pay for your accommodation?"

Bodhi jumped: "You lived with me for a long time before and I didn't charge you for the accommodation!"

This sentence is terrible, thinking about why I lived with Bodhi for several days, my sister-in-law Yang Jian's face darkened, these days I just watched the little monkey for fun, and I actually forgot about that bastard sister.It's getting dark now, so the bastard hasn't come back yet, right?

Seeing that Yang Jian's face was getting more and more gloomy, Xiaotian hurriedly appeased his master and said, "The day you went to drink with Bodhi, Sanshengmu said that he was going to live in your room in the world for a few days, but I forgot to tell you."

Yang Jian gritted his teeth and asked, "Does she live by herself, or with that wild man?"

Xiaotian smiled all over his face: "Of course Sanshengmu lived alone, and Lianxiang followed."

Yang Jian snorted and said, "I'll take a look tomorrow."

However, Yang Jian at this time has forgotten what is meant by "one day in the fairy world, one year in the world". He has been drunk for a few days, and several years have passed in the world. Just cook raw rice and mature rice.

Xiaotian didn't intend to remind his master, he felt that the San Shengmu was very good, very happy, so what did it matter to mortals~ As for Yang Jian's worry about the short life span of human beings, it would be nice to be happy~

What about Bodhi?Will Bodhi remind Yang Jian?The answer is of course no.That girl of Sanshengmu is so savage that Yang Jian should set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate if she is able to marry.

Still free?How old is Kong Kong in this life now? No one has ever told him the difference between the time in the fairy world and the world!His only contact with the human world is probably the candied haws that Bodhi brought him when he went down to play, it was so sweet.

Everyone sitting here, those who don't know don't know, and those who don't speak on purpose don't speak.Then, there will be a surprise waiting for Yang Jian in the not-too-distant tomorrow.Being an uncle or something, Bodhi said that he is not envious at all!

So, Yang Jian, probably, tomorrow, he will be able to be an uncle...

But the current Yang Jian didn't know the news, even if he was a god, he didn't know, so he went back to his room to pack up and go to bed.

The next morning.

Yang Jian was about to go out to find Yang Chan in the mortal world, but happened to bump into Bodhi who was full and was teasing his disciples. Bodhi knew why and asked, "Zhenjun, where are you going?"

Yang Jian said concisely: "The mortal world."

Bodhi's eyes narrowed, and he pushed Kongkong towards Yang Jian: "It just so happens that my apprentice hasn't been to the mortal world yet, so take him to see the prosperity of the mortal world." Then he added with a little guilt : "By the way, bring me a string of candied haws."

Yang Jian refused: "It's inconvenient to take the little monkey with you, you can ask Xiao Tian to buy the candied haws for you."

Hearing Xiaotian, Bodhi was at a loss for words for a moment, but was quickly ignored by him, and continued to mess with Yang Jian, asking Yang Jian to take Kong Kong.

Yang Jian was so entangled that he couldn't beat him, beat him, scolded him, and hoped to get a few more jars of wine from him, so he complied with his request and led him through Kongkong.But candied haws?Resolutely do not help Bodhi belt!

Calling Xiaotian, Yang Jian told him: "Bodhi wants to eat candied haws."

Xiaotian was still the gentle and soft eyes with a dark belly shining, and he bargained with Bodhi with a smile: "Yes, I can do it, and I will make it for you if you make me a few jars of wine."

Bodhi flatly rejected Xiao Tian, ​​and Teng Qiyun was very ambitious and prepared to buy it himself.

Xiaotian softly made up the knife: "Pay attention to the road."

Bodhi's figure paused for a moment, remembering his tragic ability to recognize the way, but then he took a gamble and quickly flew away.

Yang Jian also led Sun Kongkong to take care of his sister.

mortal world.

Let's look at Kong Kong and Yang Jian first.Although Jade Emperor's nephew did not know the way like Bodhi, but as a sister-in-law, he found Sanshengmu without any obstacles.

However, the Three Virgins are giving birth - which is embarrassing.

Liu Yanchang rubbed his hands helplessly, at a loss.Now he has to worry about the situation of Yang Chan and the child, and he has to try his best to greet his wife's brother who suddenly appeared, and according to his wife, he is very fierce.

This situation is really pitiful, but this is probably the price of being a fairy!

After being relatively silent for a while, the child relieved his father.Only a loud cry of the baby was heard, and the Three Virgins were born.

Liu Yanchang rushed to the door excitedly, temporarily forgetting about his wife's "vicious" brother, and thinking about his wife and children all his heart.Wen Po went out to congratulate him with a happy face: "Congratulations! Both big and small are safe! You are a son."

"I have a son?!" Liu Yanchang was so happy that he giggled at Yang Jian.

Although Yang Jian was very upset that his sister had secretly agreed with a mortal to have a child for life, but seeing his nephew's small face, Yang Jian couldn't help showing a trace of warmth on his face.The baby suddenly giggled at Yang Jian.Seeing the baby's smile, Liu Yanchang said to Yang Jian tremblingly, "Do you...do you want to hug me?"

Before Yang Jian could speak, Kongkong took the baby and handed it into Yang Jian's arms.

Yang Jian, who was also stuffed into his arms by Bodhi last time, expressed his puzzlement—why do both master and apprentice like to stuff things into other people's arms?However, Yang Jian took the baby carefully.

It's so soft, Yang Jian sighed in his heart.The frozen expression also melted, very gentle.

Kong Kong stared blankly again.

In addition, yesterday's dinner was very nutritious, and two nosebleeds flowed down the empty nostrils.

Liu Yanchang rolled his eyes and only said "I'm dizzy with blood..." before falling back and passing out.There was a loud noise, and his head hit the ground heavily.It hurts to hear it, and it makes people worry about whether they will be stupid.

Accompanied by a loud noise, the Three Virgins rushed out of the door.Wen Po opened her mouth wide in surprise, thinking that she must be dazzled, how could a pregnant woman be alive and kicking immediately after giving birth?That's right, San ShengMu, who is a fairy, said that my old lady is so tough.

Hugging her husband distressedly, Sanshengmu carried Liu Yanchang straight to the bedroom, and gently put her husband on the bed, without even looking at the brother who was holding the child during the whole process.

What does it mean that women are not allowed to stay in university?As a sister-controller, Yang Jian felt a pain in his heart.But he had no choice but to carry the child with Kong Kong and followed San ShengMu into the room.But unfortunately, Sanshengmu just happened to close the door gently and retreated from the room.San Shengmu turned around, and was about to go to see the child, but unexpectedly turned around to see her brother.

"Brother...you...why are you here?" San Shengmu was dumbfounded, and a little cautious, very worried that her bad-tempered and heroic brother would directly throw his dear nephew to the ground: "That, that... that's your nephew... don't fall..."

Yang Jian let out a muffled groan, his face pale: "Have all the sons been born?"

San ShengMu, who seemed so powerful just now, suddenly turned into a quail: "Hmm..."

"Very good." Yang Jian sneered, "What's your name?"

"Chen Xiang..." Quail Yang Chan was cautious.

Sighing, Yang Jian handed the child to San Shengmu: "Forget it, this is the end of the matter. What are your future plans?"

Hearing that the second brother had pardoned her sins, Quail Yang Chan immediately cheered up: "Let's be together with Yanchang`~"

"He is a mortal with a limited lifespan. What will you do if he dies?" Yang Jian asked.

Sanshengmu didn't care: "Anyway, he still has a next life."

Yang Jian raised his forehead: "Are you planning to search for it forever?"

"Of course." Thinking of this, San ShengMu was delighted, with a very happy look on her face.

Yang Jian was helpless, "Then you have an affair with a mortal, what will Tian Tiao do?"

San Shengmu hugged Chen Xiang and coaxed her, and said to the second elder brother: "I have already thought about this, you just pretend to lock me up under Mount Hua, and then let my son come to save me when the time comes~"

"Okay." As a qualified sister-in-law, of course my sister's request cannot be refused!Anyway, as long as he does it first, the Jade Emperor has no reason to punish him.

Yang Chan happily opened the door and put her son next to her husband. She took a deep look at her husband tenderly, then turned to her second brother and said, "Let's go, I've even prepared the cave at the bottom of Mount Hua. It's super comfortable! If you don't leave, the Heavenly Court should sent someone."

Yang Jian, who was overwhelmed by his sister's crooked talent, sighed deeply again, and Teng Qiyun led Kongkong and his sister to Huashan again.

On the way, the bored San ShengMu started teasing Kong Kong, reaching out to pinch Kong Kong's small face: "Little monkey, I haven't seen you~ What's your name?"

Kong Kong's face was pinched until he couldn't speak clearly: "Sun... um... Gong Gong..."

Sanshengmu looked up to the sky and laughed: "Ahahahahaha, you are such a little monkey, you still want to attack!" Then she glanced at her second brother, and then looked at Kong Kong with sympathy: "But I guess you will have nothing to do in your life, haha Ha ha ha ha!"

Sun Kongkong finally got rid of the claws of the Three Holy Mothers, and corrected angrily: "It's Sun Kongkong!"

The three saints were overjoyed and said casually: "Sun Kongkong? Kongkong is good!" But then he thought of Sun Wukong, and looked at Kongkong with a stiff expression: "Sun..."

Before finishing speaking, the mouth of Sanshengmu was covered by Yang Jian, and our handsome Erlang Zhenjun said in an unquestionable tone: "Sun Kongkong, it is Sun Kongkong, Sanmei don't think too much."

The author has something to say: 233333 Holy Mother, you are the truth!

Several years later, Kong Kong touched the injured PP on the bed and complained: "I want to be an attacker!"

The second elder brother who was satisfied with his meal just now said, "Hey, let's go to the next life."