I'm sorry I'm a dog

Right now, it is the hot weather when the cicadas and trees are green. The sky is hot and people are impetuous, but the house leaks and it rains all night. After the college entrance examination, the carefree junior high school students also ushered in the high school entrance examination.

"Lizi, little Lizi, get up, don't you have to take the high school entrance examination today?" Grandma Li gently pushed Li Ruowu who was lying sprawled on the mat a few times.

Today is the day for Li Ruowu, our scumbag, to take the high school entrance examination. The exam is a meal for a top student, and a challenge for a grassroots student, but it doesn’t matter to a scumbag, anyway. It's the same as not taking the exam.But what annoys Li Ruowu the most about the senior high school entrance examination is that it is not the exam itself, but that the examination room is set in the experimental middle school far away from home. Wait a minute, that is, if the family has money, the grades are still the same.

It is all nonsense that the Qing Dynasty has been destroyed for hundreds of years, and the feudal hierarchy has long since disappeared. For students like Li Ruowu, whose family has no money and poor grades, what they fear most is comparison—people compare people, compare dead people.

Li Ruowu mumbled a few times, turned over and continued to sleep, the sheet covering his stomach when he was going to sleep had already been kicked to the end of the bed.

Grandma Li saw that she couldn't wake him up, so she slapped Li Ruowu on the back a few times, and cursed: "Little Li, get up quickly, don't miss the exam, you won't be able to go to school when the next semester starts!"

"Isn't that good?" Li Ruowu thought, anyway, he didn't like going to school, and he planned to go to work after graduating from junior high school, and if he couldn't do it locally, he would go to Zhejiang and Guangdong.

"You son of a bitch, if you want to be laughed at, you can continue to sleep!" Grandma Li didn't care, put two boiled eggs and a piece of corn on the table, and went to the courtyard to sell breakfast on a small tricycle.

Li Ruowu struggled a few times, and finally got up.Yes, he is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of being laughed at.

Li Ruowu is a child born without a mother.His mother went to work after he was born. He has never seen what his mother looks like since he was a child. He is sure that his mother has married long ago, otherwise he would not have come back to see him and his grandma for more than ten years.It's just that in recent years, that woman would talk to his grandma, and sometimes asked him to answer it, but he never answered it once. He kind of hated that woman, because of that woman, he was ridiculed since he was a child.

In addition to making phone calls, the woman would also send some things over. If she had money, there were also clothes and shoes for him. Those clothes and shoes were not cheap. It could be seen that the woman married a rich man, so it was no wonder she was reluctant to come back.But he didn't wear those things, and his grandma didn't allow him to throw them away, so he quietly took them to school, exchanged them with others for some foreign steamed buns to eat, and he would inevitably be beaten up when he came back. Later, his grandma got used to it as the number of times increased. , too lazy to fight.But one time the woman sent the most popular Apple mobile phone. Many people in the class have it, and they all show it off. What Li Ruowu is most afraid of is that he can’t compare with others, so he keeps the mobile phone for himself. But he seldom calls, and the phone bill is too expensive for him to afford.

……

"Li Zi! Get in the car!" Xiong Zhuang was sitting in the back compartment of his father's motor tricycle and waved at him.

Li Ruowu ran towards the entrance of the alley with his schoolbag on his back, jumped into the rear compartment, and said to Xiong Zhuang's father, "Thank you, Uncle Xiong."

"It's okay, I'll go with Da Zhuang when I go to the exam these days, it's more convenient!" Uncle Xiong smiled honestly.

Xiong Zhuang was his son. Although he didn't grow up in the same courtyard, he also grew up in the same alley. The two of them played with each other with bare buttocks. They look as naive as his father, but Very strong, but lived up to his name.

"Li Zi, I heard that besides their own school, the test room is at Experimental Middle School, and our school is the only one. Look at how awesome our school is." Xiong Zhuang said cheerfully.

Li Ruowu gave him a blank look, and said, "It's awesome. Other schools set up examination rooms in their own schools. Why do we take the test in the experimental middle school? Isn't it because our school is not qualified to set up exams and the experimental middle school is big? We are here today. It would be embarrassing to go!"

"Li Zi, how can you think like this?" Xiong Zhuang couldn't understand Li Ruowu's excessive self-esteem, and said, "I don't know why we are ashamed. My father said that everyone has their own strengths, and we are not A good-for-nothing trash, isn't it just that his grades are a little better than theirs, and his family is a little poorer than theirs? Right? Dad!"

Uncle Xiong laughed and said: "Li Zi, what Da Zhuang said is right, sometimes it's not a good thing to have too much face, I'm born to be useful, no one you can look down on you, even if you have it, it's you, What is it said on TV... a sign of inferiority."

self-abasement?yes!He has low self-esteem, has no parents, no money and power, and nothing. In ancient times, he is a poor peasant living at the bottom of society... The poor peasant is okay, he doesn't even have a piece of land.

No matter what the motorized three-wheeler is, it is still a three-wheeler. After increasing the horsepower, it took about 20 minutes to reach the gate of the experimental middle school, and the face was already ashamed.

The experimental middle school is very grand, the gate is very big, the people who come in and out are all wearing clean white and blue school uniforms, and there are brand-name sneakers on their feet. What a violation.

Uncle Xiong drove the car away, and the heartless Xiong Zhuang dragged Li Ruowu into the school, "Hurry up, it's almost time to enter the examination room, have you brought your admission ticket?"

"Bring it... you're only asking now, so what if you don't bring it?" Li Ruowu gave Xiong Zhuang a white look.

Xiong Zhuang laughed a few times: "That's it, what about the first test?"

"I don't know." Li Ruowu walked in with his pocket.

The first subject of the senior high school entrance examination is Chinese. Li Ruowu held the paper for a long time and didn't know where to start, so he fell asleep first, until the teacher picked him up and continued to do it, but there were 10 minutes left. I just did a few multiple-choice questions, but I couldn’t do it after thinking about it. I just wrote the composition. The topic of the composition is a half-proposition. I will never forget it in this life", and then start with two blank spaces on the second line: I can't do anything, do you think it is unforgettable or not?

Of course, writing these few words was not enough to consume the 10 minutes, so he handed in the paper ahead of time.

"Li Zi, how was the exam?" Xiong Zhuang asked him cheerfully standing at the entrance of the exam room.

Li Ruowu gave him a blank look: "What do you think? Let's go, masturbate at the Internet cafe."

"Success!" Xiong Zhuang hooked his shoulders and walked out.

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Did that idiot in front hand in the paper?Ji Xinglou blinked his sleepy eyes, checked his beautiful and neat paper, and then glanced at the stupid paper in front of him, which happened to be the composition side.

"I don't know how to do anything, you say it's unforgettable...Idiot." Ji Xinglou sneered.

Seeing that the idiot's school uniform was from the eighteenth high school, Ji Xinglou thought to himself: The high school entrance examination is really difficult for him.

After leaving the school, Uncle Chen was already waiting for him at the door. Seeing him coming out, he immediately opened the car door and said with a smile: "Xinglou, today Madam made eel soup with her own hands to nourish your brain!"

"Oh." Ji Xinglou got into the car and began to close his eyes to rest.

Uncle Chen shook his head with a smile and started the car.The young master has always been like this, and the whole family is used to it.