[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

Shi Yunting looked blankly at Zhang Yunlei laughing on the sofa and almost rolled over. It took a long time to remove the steel plate, and it was basically healed, but seeing him rolling like this, he was afraid that he would roll off the sofa all at once.

"What's the matter with you?" Shi Yunting recently inexplicably likes to talk backwards, that is, to put the subject behind, for example: I am very good, I am more obedient and so on.

"Didn't I mention that jasmine milk tea a few days ago?"

"Jasmine?" Shi Yunting put down the book and thought for a while, then blinked: "You really like milk tea these days."

"I mean milk with tea."

Shi Yunting thought for a while, and suddenly laughed: "Well, didn't you have diarrhea at the beginning?"

Zhang Yunlei was choked, and suddenly felt that the girls had suffered similarly to him... only the number was different.

"Fortunately, I didn't drink it when you told me to drink it." Shi Yunting shook his head, laughing and dismantling the stage.

"You don't believe me, you still say it!" Zhang Yunlei frowned when he mentioned this. He had just studied it at the time. He drank it and it tasted good, but it was not particularly delicious, but it was rare for him to try it like the first cup for his wife .

Later, when Yunting asked her how to do it, she touched it. Although the method of doing it was indeed problematic, but!At the beginning, Yun Ting did not believe that it could be drunk!

Shi Yunting glanced at him, put down the book, and felt that he should have a good talk with him: "Did you have diarrhea after drinking?"

"Yes! But it has nothing to do with whether you believe me or not!" Zhang Yunlei retorted confidently.

"Since you drank and had diarrhea, why are you still angry if I didn't drink it?" Shi Yunting looked at Zhang Yunlei gently, and after saying this, Zhang Yunlei's back suddenly felt cold, and he was a little flustered.

"I... I didn't say this... this!" She tried her best to pretend to be righteous, but she was obviously guilty. Although she hadn't reacted yet, Zhang Manyue was intimidated.

"That's what I'm talking about, don't you want me to have diarrhea with you?" Shi Yunting's calm words stunned Zhang Yunlei.

no?It was about trusting him, how could it be that Yun Ting had diarrhea when he wanted to have it? ? ? ?

"I said you might have diarrhea, but you still dragged me and said no, why? Generally, those who love me shouldn't say that you should stop drinking. Diarrhea is very uncomfortable." Zhang Yunlei and Zhang Yunlei said another sentence. His eyes were a little dazed, and he suddenly regretted what he had just done?

"Zhang Yunlei... I'm with you..." Shi Yunting lowered his head pretending to sigh, with a heavy tone.

"No, no, no, no!" Zhang Yunlei was so frightened that his teeth shook, he quickly waved his hands, and leaned over to kiss the corner of Shi Yunting's lips: "Good girl, good girl, I won't do it, please forgive me~"

Only Shi Yunting can ignore the coquettish Zhang Xiaozhuan.

"So baby, be more obedient." Shi Yunting smiled and patted his cheek lightly, picked up the book again, and continued to read.

Zhang Yunlei sat there with a dazed expression, moved for a long time, and began to think about how his daughter-in-law was, when did she become, white, cut, black.

The author has something to say:

The second master failed to kill, but was stunned by Brother Ting's soft words

I really found that Brother Ting gradually moved closer to Bai Qihei.

The second master who wanted to tell jokes about the girls was cleaned up by Brother Ting.

I'm telling you, although I don't have a cloud and thunder, but

I vent my anger on you.

schadenfreude by the way hhhhhh

Finally, remind that milk tea should be served hot, not directly cold

.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the [grenade]: 195082591;

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: Luo Han Xiyi 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1950825925 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!