[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

"Brother, why can't you choose this show?" Dong Jiuli looked up from the backstage, his mouth not forgiving.

"Look, see how Xiaonan and Xiaoyan are being abused." Brother Biao glanced at him, and said this inexplicably.

Li Jiutian also turned his head to look at the monitor. The monitor that was originally used to watch the auditorium was now facing the three people on the stage. It was very exciting to watch in high definition.

Shi Yunting was standing in the middle, and Mu Xiaonan was standing in a funny position. Some audience members saw this and blinked, and either took it back and waited for the return, or put it on the side of the stage.

After a simple self-introduction, you amused me with each sentence, and gradually, it came to the topic of flattery.

"Are you saying that Li Xiaoyan is not as good as a dog?" Mu Xiaonan said with a cold official smile.

Shi Yunting suddenly hooked his lips into a smile, Li Xiaoyan came on stage, walked straight to the other side of Shi Yunting, with a sneer on his face: "I've been listening for a long time, who are you talking about?"

"He said you are not as good as a dog." Shi Yunting supported the table with a face full of melons.

"About you!" Mu Xiaonan pointed his nostrils at him and said a few words arrogantly

"You say I'm not as good as a dog, now you're holding a dog to show you!" Li Xiaoyan was a little disdainful.

"Senior brother praises you better than you, but you are not as good as a dog." Mu Xiaonan yelled bravely.

"Hahahahaha" The audience laughed like crazy, especially when Shi Yunting's face was instantly indifferent.

The backstage also laughed like crazy, thinking that Mu Xiaonan is so brave.

Li Xiaoyan blinked, and bit her lower lip in a panic.

"Brother, don't get me wrong, it means you are good at flattering me, but he is not good at it." Mu Xiaonan hurriedly said with gestures.

Shi Yunting glanced at him indifferently, and said: "There is no misunderstanding, as long as you know my captain."

"Mu Xiaonan, you've been running on me since the beginning of the host, and now you're saying I'm not as good as a dog, and I shouldn't let you on stage today!" Li Xiaoyan yelled, pointing at him, and added: "You're still taking the captain! You're not very good yourself Look! Look at what you look like! I see your parents lost the child and raised the placenta!" He jumped up and down, but he didn't let go of his fingers.

"Who's the placenta, your placenta is so white." Mu Xiaonan rolled his eyes, he was a degree paler than ordinary people.

Shi Yunting cast a glance at him, then at Li Xiaoyan, pointing at Li Xiaoyan with a bright smile: "He is fairer than you."

"How can I compare with the placenta?" Li Xiaoyan waved his hand.

"Who are you talking about the placenta!"

"What about you!"

"You are the placenta! Your whole family is a placenta!"

"Your family is!"

The two were arguing and pointing at each other, Shi Yunting smiled helplessly, and when he turned around, the two had fallen to the ground and wrestled into a ball.

"Alright, alright!"

The two separated, and Li Xiaoyan kicked Mu Xiaonan when he got up.

As the team leader, Shi Yunting split up to persuade the two sides, and suddenly stopped in the middle after persuading and persuading, with his hips akimbo, and heaved a sigh of relief, the audience looked at him and laughed like crazy.

In the next second, Shi Yunting walked towards Mu Xiaonan first, stretched out his hand and grabbed the back of the collar, then dragged him to Li Xiaoyan's side, grabbed the back collar and swung it to the middle.

The two bumped into each other with a bang, and grinned suddenly.

The audience screamed.

The backstage laughed loudly, and someone complained: "It should."

"Talk well, stand so far away to walk the dog!"

The two stood up reluctantly.

Without saying a few words, they quarreled again because of the problem of pointing at people.

"You point me to try it!"

"I'm referring to you! What!"

The two were arguing and getting closer, Shi Yunting was pushed to the back with a helpless expression.

The two started pushing and shoving, and Shi Yunting was about to stop him, when the two of them pushed towards Shi Yunting together.

Shi Yunting grabbed one with one hand and twisted it.

"what--"

"Brother, it hurts!"

The two bent down in pain, begging for mercy.

"You fight and push me, don't you?"

"Don't dare!"

"Should we talk carefully!" Shi Yunting tried again.

"Yes, yes!" The two quickly agreed.

Only then did Shi Yunting let go of them.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Dong Jiuli and the others reluctantly left.

On the stage, Mu Xiaonan and Li Xiaoyan slapped Shi Yunting a few times unbelievingly, trying to push Shi Yunting, but Shi Yunting beat him up in various postures.

Finally turned to the Five Sons game.

Mu Xiaonan counted with his hands: "I have a wife, she is a woman, and she gave birth to two sons." Speaking of this, he compared Shi Yunting and Li Xiaoyan with his hands, and said: "One is a big fool and the other is a fool."

"Go to hell."

He bowed and stepped down, was stopped by the host, and returned.

"How did you enjoy yourself today?"

"Enjoyed!"

Shi Yunting smiled and stood at the back door of the table, holding a fan, talking and laughing happily with the people in the audience.

"Brother Ting!"

"Well, what happened?"

"Second Master is here!"

Shi Yunting was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Have you reached Sanqing?"

"Yes! Below, Brother Ting tricks Second Master up!"

When Shi Yunting heard the words, he suddenly laughed, and pointed at her: "The little girl has a good plan, and she doesn't ask if they like it or not."

"Happy! Let's go!" The audience in the audience was surprised.

Shi Yunting was amused by them and laughed for a long time: "Then leave it to them first, I'll go down and have a look."

"it is good--"

"Everyone in the backstage is up for fun!"

Shi Yunting called people up and then went down, thinking about going in through the audience entrance.

"The one who just came in! What are you doing? They're all coming back!" Zhang Yunlei pointed to the back, squinting his eyes. He couldn't see clearly at first, and the lights were dim. He vaguely saw someone and interacted with him by the way.

Shi Yunting was happy when he was called, and looked up at him.

The audience in the back row looked back and screamed instantly.

Zhang Yunlei was stunned: "What's your name?"

"It seems that you don't welcome me!" Shi Yunting stood behind and shouted.

"Brother Ting—" The audience in front instantly knew who it was.

Zhang Yunlei also knew, and immediately laughed: "No, no, you are most welcome in the eighth team, take a look and come up."

Shi Yunting came to the stage with a smile.

"This is the end of Team Nine's return?" Zhang Yunlei was a little confused. Logically speaking, Shi Yunting should not have appeared in Sanqing.

"We sealed the box in Sanqing." Shi Yunting moved the microphone stand.

"Sanqing? The fourth floor?" Zhang Yunlei vaguely remembered that the fourth floor of Sanqing seemed to have been renovated.

"correct."

Zhang Yunlei's eyes lit up instantly when he heard the words: "Then Sanqing will be fixed from now on?" The expectation in his tone could not be concealed.

"How is it possible, most of them are fixed in Houhai, five weeks in Houhai, and one Wednesday for celebration." Shi Yunting gave him a funny look, he must be happy and silly.

"Houhai? Is there a theater there?" Zhang Yunlei didn't remember it.

"New theater."

"Ah—" The audience went crazy with joy. With a new one, it can be said that their chances of grabbing tickets are high again!

As it turns out, no.

The author has something to say:

Mu Xiaonan and Li Xiaoyan, is Brother Ting so active?

Shi Yunting: Are you moved?

Mu Xiaonan and Li Xiaoyan: Don't dare to move!

The long-lost second master is online.

The second master who just went online took Brother Ting as an audience, thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Luo Hanxi wing 20 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!