[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

"I'm going to dress up, but I have to be pretty, and I can distinguish between men and women."

"You're a woman, what's the difference?"

"You don't look bad! You need to be more beautiful!"

Shi Yunting had two flowers in his ears: "My hair is easy to mess, so I don't wrap my head." He put the braid forward and looked like a beautiful little girl.

"Ah! Madame."

"Ah, sir~"

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"Madam and uncle ran away?"

"Isn't it? Madam thinks you're useless."

"Nonsense! It's Miss and Uncle!"

"Go, go, go!"

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"What are you doing?"

"Look for a seam!"

"Harmful!"

Bow down.

The second scene is the Yellow Crane Tower.

The third scene is to sing the lyrics of Taiping crookedly.

It's all about singing.

The next two games were played by Zhang Yunlei and Yun Ting. They had a tacit understanding and cooperated very well. It was a good thing that the car did not overturn. The assistant was terrified to see it.

why?

These two words are wrong_(ツ)_/

Zhang Yunlei never had the right words, and Shi Yunting was also wrong, unless he had a new idea.

Two people colliding together is the word that the whole audience prefers to hang up.

When Shi Yunting watched Zhang Yunlei sing in the last scene, he tilted his head to look at him with special enjoyment, and sang along silently in his heart.

Both of them were fed word by word by Guo Degang, and the intervals between them were almost exactly the same.

After finally finishing the three sessions, I changed my clothes and prepared to leave. The person in charge appeared at a particularly suitable time.

"Thank you, thank you. I was quite surprised to see you guys at the time. I thought Teacher Guo sent other disciples here, but I didn't expect it to be such famous two."

"Nothing, we volunteered."

"People in the audience, according to our statistics, there are many people who like cross talk very much. They are all bitter people. They like to listen to it and watch it. They are happy."

"Our pleasure."

"Today's money has been transferred to Brother Ting's account. You will share it when the time comes. Thank you so much today."

When Shi Yunting saw that the money in the phone was a lot more, it could be tripled, so he handed it to Zhang Yunlei and looked at each other.

"Leave a call and call again next time if you have something to do."

"well."

Shi Yunting tapped the phone a few times, the person in charge received a notification on his phone, and Shi Yunting transferred the money.

"This is……"

"A lot of money."

"I really can't get the three thousand for you. There's only twenty thousand in it, barely enough..."

"We take what we have to take."

Zhang Yunlei took the mobile phone handed over by Shi Yunting.

"It's almost time, can you please have someone give us a ride?" Shi Yunting shook the person in charge's hand.

"Okay, all ready."

The person in charge looked at the car going away and smiled.

Shi Yunting and Zhang Yunlei chatted in the car.

The assistant asked Zhang Yunlei strangely.

"Second Master, why didn't you want it just now?" Although Zhang Yunlei's usual income is not that much, it is still a lot.

"I've already reserved [-] yuan, why should I take more?" Zhang Yunlei asked rhetorically, leaving the assistant at a loss as to how to respond.

"You can take as much as you want, and you will understand later."

This assistant has been with Zhang Yunlei for the past two years. He just graduated from university and has a lot to learn.

Shi Yunting looked at the assistant who was still a little dazed, and smiled.

"Where are we going?"

"Hospital..."

"Who do we play for?"

"Patients in the audience."

"Who held this show, that is, who invited us?"

"Looks like the dean or something."

"It's not about collecting ticket money. Why should we take more? They are showing patients to make them happy. Don't think about suffering. We are not people who are short of money."

The assistant kinda got it.

Zhang Yunlei looked at the assistant with a smile again: "Today we are going to a hospital that specializes in treating AIDS."

"They are all insisting that we give them some fun, which is a good thing. In fact, they should not be paid. It is the person in charge who insists."

Shi Yunting looked at the camera and smiled: "Please also show more kindness to people with AIDS."

"There are only three ways for them to infect. Mother-to-child sexual contact with blood, other contacts are not contagious, so please accept more kindness."

Looking at Shi Yunting's profile, Zhang Yunlei felt that this person was getting better and better.

"Zhang Yunlei."

"Ok?"

"The money has been transferred to you, treat me to dinner."

Zhang Yunlei was taken aback, looking at the 3000 yuan that had just arrived in the account.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?"

"You recommend it."

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［Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[It turns out that they have quite a lot of coats of the same color! ]

[The three views of these two people, I really like it! ! ! ]

[These two people don't agree if they're not together! ]

[They all have their hair tied up, and they all help with their mobile phones!They're all acting as husband and wife!When will we be together?]

[I can say one sentence every day! ! ! ! ! ]

[Be sure to treat them kindly, they are not easy. ]

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