Zombie catches ghosts daily

Zhang Xiaozang squeezed the hair in his hand, stared at the opposite Taoist with a stern face, and said fiercely: "Don't provoke my brother, this time is a lesson."

"Demon way!" The middle-aged man rushed forward.

Zhang Xiaozang didn't give a chance at all, the hair in his hand was burned together with the talisman paper, the middle-aged man only felt dizzy for a moment, he bit the tip of his tongue to stay awake, and saw that the other party had disappeared.

Encountered a formidable opponent.

The middle-aged man took out the talisman paper from his pocket, bit his index finger and quickly drew the talisman, but the talisman paper was not finished yet, and the scene in front of him began to distort and change. It was difficult to write, and when he finished his last stroke, the street in front of him was already a different scene.

There are many ghosts and ghosts.

Entered the underworld.The middle-aged Taoist stared at the surroundings with complicated eyes, never expecting that a sinister evildoer would have such abilities, he didn't have time to think about it, and now he could only get away first.

Humming a song, Zhang Xiaozang was in a good mood. He wanted to go back straight away, but the smell of the roadside smelled tangy, so he followed the smell to find the past. He bought roast goose, wonton noodles, fish slices, porridge and snacks, and went back to serve his brother as a supper. , to appease the younger brother.

It's all because the stinky Taoist priest frightened my brother.

Zhang Xiaozang pushed open the door and saw Gu Zhangzhi blushing, talking to his younger brother, "What's wrong? Your face is so red?"

"But, maybe I drank too much wine just now." Gu Zhangzhi didn't wait for the master to continue asking, and quickly changed the subject, "Master, what did you buy that smells good?"

"Snack for my younger brother." Zhang Xiaozang thought of Gu Zhangzhi's blocking of wine just now, and said generously, "You will share."

Li Xiaofei smiled and said, "I'll go get the bowls and chopsticks."

"I'll go, I'll go." Gu Zhangzhi ran to the kitchen first, rubbed his face, how could he be so useless, it was normal to give gifts to the junior uncle, but he blushed blindly when he was said thank you and liked it very much.

"It's not that I like you..."

Gu Zhangzhi murmured to himself in a low voice, and after he finished speaking, he was startled by his own thoughts, and told himself that the straight man of steel wanted to take care of his little uncle. The master said that his health was not very good. Think about it and you should.

The three of them had supper, Zhang Xiaozang licked his tiger teeth in satisfaction, Gu Zhangzhi said first: "I'm going to wash the dishes, master, you can rest."

"Then brother, I'll go to bed first, and you should go to bed early too." Zhang Xiaozang yawned, and felt drowsy after eating, and sauntered into the bedroom.

Seeing that the master left him and Xiao Fei in the living room, Gu Zhangzhi carried the dishes and chopsticks of the three of them and went to the kitchen. Li Xiaofei stared at Gu Zhangzhi and smiled from behind as if fleeing, and he followed, lazily. Leaning against the door frame, the place seemed a bit cramped because of his height.

"Do you need help?"

When Gu Zhangzhi heard the familiar voice behind him, his heart was pounding violently. The bowl in his hand slipped into the sink, but luckily it didn't break. He didn't dare to turn his head, and stammered, "No, no need, I'll wash it up soon, you go to bed early."

There are boxes for takeaway, but the three of them used small bowls and chopsticks.

There was a smile in Li Xiaofei's eyes, "Thank you for your hard work, good night."

Gu Zhangzhi turned his head and met Shang Li Xiaofei's gentle and smiling eyes, and the blood rushed up all over his body, and he turned his head quickly, "Good night, good night."

He heard Xiaofei's leaving footsteps and a chuckle, so gentle, Gu Zhangzhi, the straight man of steel, became blood hot again.

What's going on these few days, why the body is always a little hot, maybe it has something to do with the wine just now.Gu Zhangzhi put the bowl away and decided to go back and take a cold shower.

After taking a cold shower, the heat in his body really went down, Gu Zhangzhi covered the quilt and rubbed against the pillow and soon fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Li Xiaofei passed by the door of Gu Zhangzhi's bedroom with a glass of water in her hand, and her footsteps couldn't help but stop, and a low, painful moan sounded faintly from inside.

"Xiaozhi?" Li Xiaofei saw that there was no answer. She pushed the door with one hand. The door was not locked. Put down the water glass.

The quilt on the bed was raised high, and the sound of flowing out became louder and louder.

Li Xiaofei glanced at the closed door, thought for a moment, and a trace of crimson mist flowed out from his fingertips to tightly wrap the door and window, and then he lifted the quilt.On the beige bed sheet, Gu Zhangzhi was half-naked, his hands were pulling down his panties, half of his round buttocks were already exposed, his face was flushed and kept screaming hot, and his lower body was stiff and erect.

"Uncomfortable, very uncomfortable." Gu Zhangzhi's voice was hoarse, he opened his eyes in a daze, and looked at the person beside the bed. His head was already in a mess, and he couldn't think about the obviously dark space at this time, but he The line of sight is unobstructed.

His throat was dry and uncomfortable, "It hurts, my bones hurt." Holding the person next to the bed with one hand, it was so cool and comfortable, he couldn't help rubbing his cheeks, and said pitifully, "My whole body hurts."

It hurt like it was going to explode.

Li Xiaofei's expression was calm, but when she looked carefully, her normally brown pupils had gradually turned crimson.

"Then touch it." Li Xiaofei's voice was still gentle as usual, coaxing the unconscious Gu Zhangzhi to masturbate.

Gu Zhangzhi couldn't get help, he was in a hurry and his body was suppressed by the heat as if he wanted to burn himself, his hands slowly lowered, his fair skin has turned into a beautiful pink, unlike ordinary boys, Gu Zhangzhi has very little body hair, The skin is delicate, and the figure is a little thinner. As his hands slowly lowered, Li Xiaofei's eyes followed him involuntarily.

Slowly, the cotton underwear was a little wet, and it came down a little bit.

"what!"

Gu Zhangzhi suddenly pulled out a low cry, and the whole room was instantly quiet.

There was a tiny young snake on the beige bed sheet. It was white and beautiful, and its eyes were green with water vapor. It looked very cute. The snake circled its body, and after a while, a layer of pearl powder appeared on its skin. .

"Pretty little snake spirit." Li Xiaofei smiled and shook her head, the crimson color in her eyes faded, she reached out and patted the little snake's head, "Go to sleep."

He left with all his might and closed the door, and the little snake, who was writhing restlessly on the bed, slowly fell asleep.

Early the next morning.

"Ahhhhh!!!!"

Gu Zhangzhi's room screamed violently.

Zhang Xiaozang, who was brushing his teeth, was so frightened that he choked on his saliva, wiped his mouth with a towel, and complained as he went to Gu Zhangzhi's room: "Little mentally retarded, what are you doing in the morning? Are you looking for a beating?"

A smile appeared in Li Xiaofei's eyes, and he followed behind. His brother had a fierce mouth, and he ran the fastest.

"Master, what should I do? How did I become like this? Did the Taoist priest do something wrong yesterday?" Gu Zhangzhi on the bed covered the quilt with a mournful face.

Zhang Xiaozhan moved his nose, and asked, "You're in heat, it smells like a snake spirit." So he took two steps back and stood at the door in disgust, and the younger brother who rushed over said, "Don't go to the room because of the smell. "

Li Xiaofei thought that the smell was even stronger last night, so she nodded with a smile on her face.

The disgusted Gu Zhangzhi couldn't care about anything else, he held back his shame, lifted the quilt, and was about to cry, "What should I do, Master?"

Zhang Xiaozang's eyes also flashed surprise, although he could smell that Gu Zhangzhi was in heat, but he didn't expect to become a snake, it's not right, now Gu Zhangzhi is a man with upper body and a snake tail with lower body.

"How did you change back before?"

"Before what?" Gu Zhangzhi quietly covered the quilt again, his head was full of confusion, "Didn't the stinky Taoist make a mess yesterday?"

"What the hell." Zhang Xiaozang thought how could he have such an uninspired apprentice, and he didn't dislike the smell of the room anymore. He went in and knocked Gu Zhangzhi on the head, and said, "Your father is a snake spirit. The blood of the snake is flowing, isn't it normal to change back to the snake shape now!"

Li Xiaofei came in with a smile and got to the point: "First heat?"

Gu Zhangzhi was stunned by the master's words. After a while, seeing Xiaofei's beautiful and concerned eyes, he said ah, came back to his senses, and blushed, "Well, what did I do for the first time?"

The other little friends ejaculated during the [-]th and [-]th. He had never been here before and was so frightened that he even asked Mrs. Duo secretly, but he didn't dare to go to the hospital for fear of being known as a joke, especially since there was Bai Chen by his side. The guy always brags about fifteen or sixteen, who can't brag!

So he made up for what was lacking. Gu Zhangzhi had always been a good name when he went to high school and college. Hard work.

But for the first time, something turned into a snake. This is really not a wonderful experience, and there is a sense of horror.

Gu Zhangzhi asked pitifully, "What should Master do now?"

"Hold it for too long and be strong enough to take it slow." Zhang Xiaozang patted his brother's dog's head with the kindness of someone who came here, and laughed with a smile: "Young chicken! Hahaha!"

As for men, they don't tolerate being ridiculed. Gu Zhangzhi Gu Xiaoye boldly asked: "Master, it sounds like you are very experienced."

Li Xiaofei looked at her brother with a calm smile.

Zhang Xiaozang: ...

It seems that it is not good to brag in front of my younger brother, so I groaned and said: "I am a person who loves my career and has no intentions. Who is like you!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and withdrew.

Gu Zhangzhi, who came out of heat for the first time and came out inexplicably, was aggrieved and did not speak. Li Xiaofei raised the corners of her lips slightly, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, you should be able to recover by noon. What do you want to eat?"

"No, no need." Gu Zhangzhi was indescribably excited when he met Xiaofei's eyes.

Li Xiaofei pretended not to see it, and moved her eyes to the slightly bulged under the quilt, her smile deepened, "Or do you want to wash up first? I can help you."

Gu Zhangzhi couldn't say anything in embarrassment, he quickly waved his hands and stammered, not knowing what to say.Li Xiaofei smiled softly, "Okay, then you can come by yourself, if you need help, tell me."

How can the little uncle be so good!

Breakfast was made by Li Xiaofei. Compared with Zhang Xiaozhuan's killer in the kitchen, Li Xiaofei almost inherited his big daddy's cooking skills. The fragrant shrimp and scallop porridge and the small and exquisite steamed buns, Zhang Xiaozhuan stood at the table. Helping from the side, smelling the fragrance, "My brother smells so good."

Although Zhang Xiaojiang doesn't know how to cook, he can call 666 next to him, which is also a specialty.

Li Xiaofei lifted the lid of the casserole, and the aroma was tangy. He scooped up the bowl and handed it to Zhang Xiaojiang, "Brother, eat first."

"What are you doing?"

"I'll go and see Xiaozhi." Li Xiaofei picked up a plate of steamed buns and pointed to the dipping sauce next to him, "Brother, this is delicious."

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaozhan's gaze shifted to the saucer, thinking that the dipping buns made by Cheng Beijing last time were super delicious, so he took the saucer to the restaurant for breakfast.

Li Xiaofei entered Gu Zhangzhi's room with a tray. Gu Zhangzhi showed half of her white waist and lay down to reach the clothes beside the bed. Hearing the sound of footsteps, she quickly sat up, but because she was not used to snake tails, she fell on the quilt crookedly. , he nervously put on a coat, looking a little pitiful.

"Breakfast." Li Xiaofei put the tray on the table and looked back at Gu Zhangzhi, "You really don't need my help?"

Gu Zhangzhi quickly waved his hand, "No, no need." After he finished speaking, he thought that Xiaofei should be able to go out, and he wanted to go to the toilet because of the unbearable suffocation. I glanced at Xiao Fei, she was still there.

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He was also embarrassed to let Xiaofei leave, Gu Zhangzhi couldn't hold back at last, lifted the quilt and slid down, the soft snake tail fell to the ground, and something without bones appeared on his body, Gu Zhangzhi couldn't adapt at all, He was dragged to the ground and almost fell to the ground.

Li Xiaofei held the handle, and naturally hugged Gu Zhangzhi's slender waist. His tentacles were a little slippery, and he touched them without any trace. No strength to slide down.

"Not used to it?" Li Xiaofei's subordinates gave strength and supported her with one hand.

Gu Zhangzhi's face was a little burning, Xiaofei wanted to help him, but he was thinking of something messy.

Li Xiaofei sent Gu Zhangzhi to the bathroom, then smiled and asked, "Can you do it alone?"

Gu Zhangzhi felt strange when he thought that Xiaofei was going to watch him piss, and quickly said, "I'm used to it now."

"Okay, remember to eat breakfast." Li Xiaofei glanced at her watch and said with a smile, "I'm going to work."

Waiting for Li Xiaofei to leave, Gu Zhangzhi sat on the toilet and laughed, the little uncle used the watch he gave him last night!

It may be that the blood is really the blood of a snake, but after going to the toilet, Gu Zhangzhi has already started to adapt to walking with his tail. After breakfast, he went to chat with Zhang Xiaozang, "Master, don't I look very cool!"

Zhang Xiaozang showed two smooth and sharp canine teeth, thinking that I would be cool!

"Master, do you think I'm just like Spider-Man? Then what will I call a hero in the future?" Gu Zhangzhi sat a little uncomfortable, and subconsciously curled up his tail, "How about Snake-Man?"

I'm also Zombieman!

Zhang Xiaozang also began to think seriously, but after thinking about how troublesome it is to be a hero, he should catch ghosts.

"No, no, White Snake!"

"Don't talk too much, you snake man." Zhang Xiaozang grabbed the pistachio and threw it over.

Gu Zhangzhi caught it in an instant, staring at the pistachio in his palm, his eyes lit up, "Fuck, master, I've really become awesome!" Then he was immersed in his awesomeness, "Hahaha go back to me Let the little idiot see it and scare him to death."

Zhang Xiaozang felt that Gu Zhangzhi was even bigger than him.

There is no need for Zhang Xiaozang to say anything, Gu Zhangzhi's curiosity has already been aroused, he can't sit still, he slid the tail of the snake around in the room novelty, Zhang Xiaozang is eating squid sticks and then reading the script, his eyes are getting more and more Yue Liang, he is really good in the play! ! !

So Zhang Xiaozang woke up early the next morning, "Brother, I made an appointment with Director Zhang to set up a makeup photo today, so you don't have to wait for me to eat." He also asked: "You have to eat well and don't drink."

"Okay." Li Xiaofei nodded, and looked at Gu Zhangzhi with a smile, "Don't show your tail, Xiaozhi."

Gu Zhangzhi shrunk his butt subconsciously, and then found that the little master looked at him, a little embarrassing.

The master and apprentice took a taxi and went directly to the hotel. When Zhang Xiaojiang passed by, there were still a dozen people queuing up at the aisle. Get cold.

Don't lose face of the master.

"Hello, there is still a queue for the audition. You can wait a while with the number plate." The working girl smiled and reminded Zhang Xiaozang to line up at the back, and slipped the numbers into their hands.

Zhang Xiaozang is NO.15 and Gu Zhangzhi is NO.16.

"My master is looking for Director Zhang." Gu Zhangzhi remembered that he was now an assistant, and said to the girl with a smile: "I have an appointment with Director Zhang, my master's male one!"

The men and women who were waiting for the audition outside in a row glanced over in an instant, with complex and rich expressions on their faces.

"Zhang Xiaojiang?" The girl was stunned for a moment, then laughed quickly: "I didn't expect you to be so young, come with me."

So the two entered the room amidst many envious eyes.

Director Zhang was sitting on the sofa in the coat room. There was an actress in the living room who was performing. When the door was interrupted, Director Zhang felt displeased. The actress stumbled when she saw the smooth lines and said nervously: "No. , Excuse me, can I do it again?"

"Xiao Zang?" Director Zhang saw that the person who came was already smiling like Maitreya Buddha. He can catch ghosts and keep the crew safe, and there is a financial backer behind him. He can invest a large amount of money at will. Now Zhang Xiaozang is the number one queen in his heart. He's an actor, but he's a bit lazy.

Zhang Xiaozang greeted Director Zhang with a smile, "My apprentice Gu Zhangzhi."

"Good, good looking, good looking boy." Director Zhang praised without hesitation, and then said to the staff: "Please pour two cups of milk tea, you can drink first, there is still fruit in the refrigerator, I will finish it here, It was supposed to be a photo shoot in the afternoon, but I didn't expect you to wake up early today."

Zhang Xiaozang: ==

He forgot to check the time.

Wake up by your own handsome character.

So the master and the apprentice sat next to the small sofa and ate. Zhang Xiaojiang was bored and looked at the interviewer with his face propped up. This face was too mean, this one had bad luck recently, this one had a little good luck, this one was too indulgent...

Director Zhang was very serious when he was working. Those who came in for the interview were a little nervous, and they didn’t need to memorize their lines. These auditioned actors were not qualified to read the script.

It was almost noon, and finally two actors were booked.

Good luck and excessive indulgence.

"Okay, I've been waiting all morning. Let's go. I'll treat you to a meal and introduce someone to you." Director Zhang smiled and took the two of them to the hotel restaurant.

Before the three of them entered, there was a man on the chair at the door, about 20 years old and about [-] years old, with short hair and wearing a navy blue rough priest uniform, he was particularly eye-catching in the restaurant with suits and leather shoes.

Gu Zhangzhi has been particularly sensitive to Taoist priests recently, so he leaned over to his master and whispered, "A Taoist priest again?"

"What are you afraid of?" Zhang Xiaozang's eyes also flashed coldness, "Just come and solve one by one."

The two spoke in a low voice, and if outsiders heard it, they would think that the master and the apprentice were villains.

"Master Mao Shiyi has arrived?" Director Zhang greeted with a smile, and introduced Zhang Xiaozhan: "This is what I said, Master Mao Shiyi is a well-known school of warlocks in Hong Kong, this is Xiao Zang, the new The leading man in the movie is next to his apprentice, let's talk while eating first."

Zhang Xiaozang sneered a bit, he noticed that the Taoist priest hesitated when he saw the little mentally handicapped.

The little mentally handicapped man only became naked last night, and now he smells very strong of snakes, and it's normal to be discovered, but he wants to see what this Taoist priest will do!

The four of them had just entered the private room, and the cold dishes were already being served intermittently. Director Zhang smiled and said, "I don't know what you like to eat, so I ordered the special dishes in advance, so we can save time. Xiao Zhuang, what else do you want to eat? "

It's not good to eat with Taoist priests.Zhang Xiaozang thought to himself, shook his head and said it was enough, and when he put down the first chopsticks, he just forgot about the complaints, it was so delicious!

Gu Zhangzhi saw that the master had no worries about eating, so he happily put down his chopsticks.

Director Zhang smiled when he saw it. Eating with others is just a matter of talking at the dinner table. Eating with Zhang Xiaozang is really eating, so he didn't say much, "Eat first, and then we'll talk after eating."

"Why doesn't Master Mao Shiyi use it? You're welcome."

Mao Shishi looked away from Gu Zhangzhi, and said flatly, "Okay."

Director Zhang slowed down his chopsticks after eating about [-]% full, and then got down to business: "Most of the material for "Taoist" is in Hong Kong, and Master Mao Shiyi is our professional consultant for the play." He was afraid that Xiao Zhan would have a knot in his heart, so he explained: "Xiao Zang, this is also for the sake of the show, you should also look at the skills of the Mao family warlocks, let's communicate with each other and improve."

"Maoshan people?" Zhang Xiaozang asked casually while drinking the soup.

Director Zhang said with a smile: "Isn't that right? The origin of the Mao family in Hong Kong is Mao Shanshu. I heard that it came to Hong Kong in the 70s and [-]s, and now it has become a school. It is very famous in Hong Kong. It is really powerful."

"Director Zhang praised you." Mao Shishi met Zhang Xiaozang's eyes, "Jiangsu Zhang's family?"

"Yes, Zhang Sanlian is my great grandfather." Zhang Xiaozang smiled and looked over with two small canine teeth, and Gu Zhangzhi next to him also smiled when he saw it.

Support the master!

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little off, Director Zhang thought that it was good for colleagues to look at each other with jealousy, so he hurriedly said, "They are all famous characters, let's talk about the roles..."