The Metamorphosis of Fanggoudan

The one you like should be coaxed, this is the principle Duanfang learned from Song Yi.

Before coaxing someone, one must first understand why the other party is angry. This is a lesson Duan Fang learned from Cheng Yi.

"Sigh, why is falling in love so complicated." Leaning on the sofa, Duanfang sighed softly.

Wang Ming was sitting on another sofa playing with his mobile phone. Hearing Duanfang's words, he couldn't help but nodded accordingly.

He said: "Love is the most troublesome thing. Not only is it a waste of time and money, but it may also kill people. Especially when Qixi Festival is approaching, I don't know how many couples have broken up recently. Have you read the news? A man committed suicide yesterday because of relationship problems." Jumped into the river."

Duan Fang was surprised: "Jumped into the river? Was he rescued?"

"He was rescued." Wang Ming curled his lips, with a disgusted expression on his face, "I almost drowned the person who went down to save him. If the rescue team hadn't arrived soon, he might have died."

He can understand people who become weak because of emotional problems, and he himself had times when he wanted to escape passively because of pain.However, he only harmed himself at that time, unlike the suicidal man who almost caused the person who rescued him to drown.

Thinking of this, Wang Ming wanted to scold someone, but he really didn't realize it when he scolded such a poor person.

"This kind of person is just idle. His mind is full of love, and love is more important than life and other things. It's like a brain twitch."

Duan Fang saw that he was very angry when he mentioned this matter, so he quickly poured him a glass of ice water.

After pouring down a glass of ice water, Wang Ming's anger finally subsided a little.It's not that he loves to spout people like those keyboard warriors, he just doesn't like it.

"So what's there to talk about in love? If you have the time, you might as well go to support education, go to a nursing home to do volunteer work. It's because the heart is too empty that it's easy to die."

After drinking a glass of ice water, Wang Ming realized that he seemed to be digressing.However, it doesn't matter if you digress, he still remembers his thoughts.

"As far as I can tell, being single is the most comfortable." He pointed to himself, and said very leisurely: "Like me, I never have to worry about whether my partner is angry or not. How comfortable. I don't need to buy gifts for people, and I don't have to whisper Coaxing people, doing whatever you want every day, is much more enjoyable than falling in love."

The more he said it, the more Wang Ming felt that it made sense.During this period of time, he watched Duan Fang and Cheng Yi's tossing a lot. Every time Cheng Yi became cold-faced, Duan Fang had to coax others, which gave him a headache.He really didn't understand why Duanfang coaxed Cheng Yi with a good temper since he didn't receive a penny of salary from Cheng Yi.

Wang Ming was only out for justice, but he didn't know how Cheng Yi usually treats others like this.If someone angers Cheng Yi, that person will definitely suffer a lot; moreover, Cheng Yi may have been angry because of certain things in the past, but now after going through many things, it is actually very difficult for ordinary people to make Cheng Yi angry. To be angry, after all, if the relationship is not for that, there is no need.

Therefore, Duan Fang has the ability to make Cheng Yi angry.

As the Qixi Festival approaches, both actors and singers have become active on social networking platforms.Those who are not popular want to take advantage of the festival to show their faces to add some sense of presence, while those who are popular respond to fans' requests by posting beautiful selfies to interact with fans and give fans benefits.

Duan Fang's Weibo has always been a gathering place for academic masters and fans. Before the Qixi Festival started, a group of people entered the atmosphere ahead of time, expressing their love in various styles, some borrowing ancient poems, using idioms, and their own It is very interesting to make up random pieces and draw them in different styles.

[Tonight evening, see this good man.Generous and small, they are my people. ]

[Xianyun makes a coincidence, the flying star spreads hatred, every time you move, you will upset countless hearts. ]

[Like learning is a coincidence, liking robots is a coincidence, only liking you is not a coincidence. ]

[You are my unattainable dream, and it is my ideal to become someone like you.Now, I want to realize my ideal down-to-earth. ]

Fans lined up to express their love to Duan Fang, and if they were talented, they would write a few more sentences, and if they were too lazy to type, they would post strings of red hearts.

However, in this group of red love hearts, there were one or two discordant voices.

[Peel off the packaging of a star, he is just a boring engineering man, what is there to like about this kind of person, if you really get in touch with it, you will know how boring it is. ]

[It’s too good to be pretending. This kind of person has low EQ at first glance. The movie promotion did not appear before, and the program promotion did not come. They really take themselves seriously. ]

I don't know if this is the truth, or if someone is black on purpose.The fans all knew that Duanfang was relatively busy at that time, so they didn't believe these words that said Duanfang was playing big names at all.

As for the words that Duan Fang is boring and a boring engineering man, the fans said...

Yes, yes, their dog eggs are the most boring.The test papers and teaching aids he compiled were very boring, the big-name men’s clothing commercials he shot were very boring, and even the robots he made casually were super boring.

[So, don't like such engineering men, with your eyesight and IQ, you really can't afford to like them. ]

Although Duanfang's fans are not good at tearing up, they are a group of people who usually use their brains to leave comments, and they analyze problems very methodically.They are not arguing with those people at all, and have always followed the fan first principle - no quarreling, no tearing, just rolling up their sleeves to show off.

Although it seemed a bit shameless like this, they didn't tell lies and brag, what they showed off was the real stuff.If these provocateurs don't believe it, they can still help prove Duan Fang's ability @ Cheng Yi, Gan Bo and Wang Ming.

[@成逸，Cheng Ge, tell me, how can our son of a bitch be a boring engineering man, he is obviously so attractive, right? ]

Cheng Yi, who was suddenly @, was completely dumbfounded. Someone asked him if Duan Fang was very attractive, and he thought it was because his trumpet was exposed.

After tapping a few keys, Cheng Yi forwarded that comment to his Weibo.

@chengyi: In fact, ordinary engineering men may really be more interesting than Duan Fang.Duan Fang is too serious. Last time I was just a little tired in the neck, he immediately reorganized a simple massage mechanical arm. This character is probably a bit boring.

By the way, let me show you the mechanical arm made by this boring little engineering man——(picture).

……

Seeing this Weibo, netizens simply don't know what to say, no one cares about those sunspots, the text and pictures on this Weibo are too enviable.

It's not boring, it's too cool to reorganize a mechanical arm to help people massage or something.

[Jealousy makes me unrecognizable, people also want a mechanical arm made of dog eggs, blah blah. ]

[Mom, this is so cool that I have no friends, okay? Who said engineering men are boring?If someone treats me like this, I can go home immediately to get the household registration book. ]

[Why does it feel like showing off?Brother Cheng, you are not kind, if you abuse the dog again, I will cancel it. ]

……

When Cheng Yi posted on Weibo, Duan Fang didn't look at his phone.Song Yi answered a variety show announcement for him, and he was preparing to record the show.

The program is called "Smart Level". Although it is also a variety show, it is actually more of a puzzle category.The leading host, Bai Danhong, has always hosted a relaxed and lively atmosphere, attracting many viewers.In addition, in addition to the ordinary people who signed up for the program, there are often actors and singers from the entertainment industry who also participate in the program. "Smart Level" has also attracted many fans who pay attention to the entertainment industry.

As soon as Duanfang came to the stage, Bai Danhong smiled exaggeratedly, pretending to be surprised.

"The director told me that there is a guest who is coming back to win the championship. I didn't believe it at first. I didn't know it was wrong until I saw the real person. Director, you told me that it was Xiaofang who came to our show. My wife likes him very much. If he doesn't win the championship, I will suffer when I go home."

When he said this with a bitter face, the other guests and the audience all laughed, and their interest was also aroused by the suspense of whether Duanfang could win the championship.

The director said that to Bai Danhong, so it means that the guests this time should be good.In the past, when I saw actors or singers participating in the show, very few of them could make it to the last stage. Maybe this time is different?

Apart from a simple look, Duanfang is not much different from the other contestants on stage. He looks more handsome at most. Except for the female audience, most of the male audience are not Did not feel the difference between the five people on the stage who were preparing to answer the questions.

But once the answering started, almost all the people present were attracted by Duan Fang, no matter if they were men or women.

The speed of speaking never changes, but the response speed of answering questions is always faster than others; every time the host asks him whether he wants to change the answer, there is never any hesitation in his eyes, and when other guests are not nervous, he smiles; He was still smiling when other guests were so nervous that their eyelids twitched.

To describe it in terms of the audience's feelings, it would be—calm enough to make the opponent collapse, cool enough to make the audience worship.

At the end of the program, Bai Danhong had already read twice as many questions as usual. It wasn't that he didn't control the program well, but Duan Fang's reaction time was very short each time, which directly shortened the useless time wasted in the middle of waiting for answers. Fortunately, Duan Fang took the initiative to answer a wrong question later, and the game ended.As for the other guests, they had long been trapped by the questions and turned off the fire, and it became a special session for Duanfang to answer questions alone.

Bai Danhong's mouth was already parched, and taking advantage of the gap in the recording, he joked about Duan Fang: "To be honest, next time you will be the guest, I must find someone to replace it. Our programs keep asking questions. The rules that go out until the guests can’t answer have to be changed, and I’m almost out of breath.”

Duanfang looked at him amusedly, "Brother Dan, you are obviously not angry, and you still speak so fast, I am so envious."

"I still envy you. A smart man is the sexiest. I have to ask you what you usually eat later. Go back and ask my wife to buy me a brain supplement."

When the two of them were on stage, one spoke quickly and the other answered the questions quickly. The director was very happy with the recording. After walking over and hearing the two chatting, he simply filmed this section and asked someone to edit it. After a while, it was sent out before the program was broadcast.

#智能的男孩最绝贝#——Let’s watch the most sexy boy in the history of "Smart Level" drive the host crazy.