The Metamorphosis of Fanggoudan

The photo taken by the fans at the scene of "Entertainment Hip-Hop Mirror" is not particularly clear. After all, it is a portrait on the screen taken with a mobile phone, and the resolution is not high. The dogs are obsessed.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ]

[Blogger, come out, is this the guest of the next episode of "Entertainment Hip-Hop Mirror"?Ask for high-definition original image, I want to set it as a screensaver. ]

[The boy with wet hair is so cute, I want to wipe his hair! ]

Yan dogs are so upright, whether they recognize it or not, they can immediately devote 100% of their enthusiasm when they see their attractive Yan.

Not long after, someone came out and revealed the real information about the handsome boy with wet hair. It turns out that this is not the invited guest of the next episode of "Entertainment Hip-Hop Mirror", but a foreign aid invited by one of the guests, Gan Bo, over the phone during the game session of the show. .

[It turned out to be a foreign aid, the little brother is so good-looking and must be cute to answer the question. ]

[As someone who has seen the scene, I have to say, it’s not cute at all, don’t be fooled by his appearance, this is just a humanoid answering machine with a cute skin. ]

[I found a high-definition picture, isn't this the actor Duan Fang who played Yang Rui in "Looking for Relatives"?I didn't expect his real life photos to be so cute. ]

[In a word, you need to be cautious when entering the pit. After watching the next issue of "Entertainment Hip-Hop Mirror", you will know whether he is soft or not. Anyway, after watching the scene, I completely knelt down. ]

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People are curious. At the beginning, everyone was attracted by the hazy picture of a handsome young man with wet hair. Seeing that Duan Fang's performance in "Entertainment Hip-Hop Mirror" was so exaggerated in the comments, one Everyone couldn't help but start to look forward to it.

The person in charge of the "Entertainment Hip-Hop Mirror" program saw that there were many more people discussing the program on the Internet than before, and knew that this was a hot spot, so he immediately asked people to edit several interesting tidbits and put them on the Internet.

"Sister Wang, should we shorten the part of Gan Bo's answer?"

No matter how long it takes to record the show on-site, the total time of the edited show is an hour, so some of the less important shots will inevitably be cut.

Wang Ying had planned to shorten the question-and-answer session so that the scenes of the four guests would take up more time, but now she has changed her mind.

"I don't want to cut it short. During the answering session, I will keep all the part where Gan Bo called his friend on the phone, and I will use it later."

None of the four guests in the previous issue were big stars, and the popularity was not as high as that of Duan Fang's photo. As long as Wang Ying is not stupid, she will know how to choose.

Although Duan Fang was not the guest he invited, who made the audience want to watch it? Wang Ying has been doing entertainment programs for so many years, and has already grasped the audience's psychology thoroughly.

After Duan Fang helped Gan Bo answer the questions that day, he had already forgotten about this matter.

Some time ago, Cheng Yi had been designing small robots. Duanfang went to the company whenever he had time and participated in a lot of design processes. Recently, a sample of a small robot has been successfully produced.

The small robot, tentatively named coon because of the dark paint around its eyes, is about the size of a juvenile raccoon, with two semicircular light brown ears, and looks like a raccoon except for the lack of soft fur. A cute little pet.

Duan Fang was testing the coon's performance with Cheng Yi, when he turned around, he received a call from his manager Song Yi, asking him to post a few selfies on his Weibo when he had time.

"Your fans are complaining. To see your photos, you have to go to Gampo's fan circle. It's really pitiful."

Song Yi also mentioned at the beginning that she wanted to arrange someone to help Duanfang take care of Weibo, but after seeing Duanfang's strange fan base, she dismissed the idea.

Fans of other people's homes all sign in and check in to confess their love, but half of Duan Fang's fans are urging new test papers, and half are reporting their recent test results to their idols. The former are mostly mother fans, and the latter are mostly fan girls and fans. .

Anyway, no matter what kind it is, let alone something related to learning, I am not ashamed to leave a comment on the idol Weibo, although some of them are just honest fans of Yan Yan and film and television, but in order to increase the distance with the idol, I just bought it. There are a lot of test papers and exercises that are completely unusable.

Thinking of this, Song Yi felt that it was necessary to teach Duan Fang.

"Occasionally you post a photo on your Weibo, whether it's a selfie or something else, posting a photo every now and then will make your fans think about it."

Any screenshot taken while wiping his hair looks so good, why doesn't this kid know how to post more fans in the beauty circle?

Song Yi was also worried about Duanfang.

After answering the phone, Duanfang went to Weibo, which he hadn't visited for a few days, and found out that his photo had been turned into an emoji by someone else.

A pair of pink cat ears appeared on the top of the boy's head, short black semi-wet hair was attached to the ears obediently, a pair of big wet eyes glistened with water, and a pink nose was put on the place where the nose should be, Even on the cheeks, three small pink mustaches were put on the left and right sides.

This P picture was frantically liked and replied by fans, and it went directly to the top of the comment area. Duan Fang flicked his phone lightly and saw this picture. One of his phones fell to the ground when he was unsteady and frightened.

Duan Fang was shocked and was speechless for a while.

Cheng Yi heard the voice and saw his dull face as if he had lost his mind, so he had to help him pick up the phone.

"What's wrong? Are you scared by something?"

Cheng Yi asked, and accidentally glanced at Duan Fang's phone screen.

boom!Duanfang's phone fell to the ground again.

If the phone could talk at this moment, it would definitely be full of MMPs.

Duanfang came back to his senses, picked up the phone and wanted to turn off the picture.

Cheng Yi coughed: "P's is not bad."

Duan Fang: "But this is not like me at all."

He looked unconvinced, as if he didn't agree with what Cheng Yi said just now.But his eyes were wide and round, and his angry look was not scary at all. On the contrary, it reminded Cheng Yi of the picture he accidentally glanced at just now.

It's so similar, Cheng Yi thought to himself, he must quietly save a copy to his mobile phone later.

Cheng Yi's eyes began to wander, and Duan Fang finally remembered the business.

"Brother Cheng, control the coon to take a photo for me."

Although the coon is not big, its moving speed is not slow, and its omni-directional mobile site makes its speed and flexibility higher than that of crawler robots.

Duanfang stood by the window, the afternoon sun fell on the window sill, Duanfang watched the little robot slide over and stop not far away, pointing the mobile phone with the camera turned on at Duanfang.

With a simple click, Coon took a half-length photo of Duan Fang under the command entered by Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi himself also raised his mobile phone and took a picture of the coon taking pictures of Duan Fang.

The sun's debris fell on Duan Fang's hair, coating him with a layer of light golden light.

The scene was so beautiful, Cheng Yi ordered coon to take several photos of Duanfang.

"Take more photos. When Sister Song asks you to post photos in the future, you can post them slowly." Saying this, Cheng Yi asked Duan Fang to pose in several different poses and quietly admired them for a while.

Posing obediently, he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

Duanfang took off his coat and put it on the back of the chair. He leaned against the window sill. His jacket was accidentally pulled, revealing a small section of his fair waist.

Cheng Yi suddenly thought of the picture of the cat-eared boy he saw on Duan Fang's phone.

In Cheng Yi's mind, the cat-eared boy who looks the same as Duanfang is wiping his hair with a towel, his thin top is shaking under his movements, and a tender waist is looming, whiter than milk.

Cheng Yi felt that there was something wrong with him, because he found that he couldn't think about anything else in his mind except that white waist.

Seeing that coon was still taking pictures of Duanfang, Cheng Yi stopped inputting commands, and directly selected the shortcut command he had set before to get coon back.

But who knew coon not only did not come back, but played a song instead. "iloveyoumorethanicansay~i'llloveyoumorethanicansay~i'llloveyououtwiceasmuchtomorrow~"

This is an old love song with a cheerful tune, and the only two listeners in the room couldn't help but slowly become cheerful with the rhythm.

Listening to this song, Cheng Yi finally remembered the original intention of the technical nerds in the office when they set the shortcut keys that day.

"Boss, although coon is a communication and learning robot, what if a single dog buys it back in the future? We have an obligation to help customers."

"Yes, you can add a shortcut key function that allows the coon to help the owner express love, the robot confession is the most romantic."

At that time, a group of homeboys in the office designed many weird shortcut keys for the romance of men, one of which happened to be very similar to the return key, which made Cheng Yi accidentally press the wrong key just now.

While playing the song, coon circled around Duanfang slowly, and finally stopped in front of Duanfang.It stretched out a small white hand, poked Duan Fang's calf lightly, and waved at Duan Fang with the other hand, as if telling Duan Fang to squat down.

"Brother Cheng, what does the coon want to do?" Duan Fang asked Cheng Yi curiously. He didn't know what command he entered, but he still squatted down obediently.

Cheng Yi hadn't seen the whole process of going through all the shortcut commands, but seeing the way coon coaxed Duan Fang into squatting down, he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Seeing Duanfang squatting down, coon's eyes lit up, and both mechanical eyes turned into pink hearts. Duanfang was about to ask what was going on, when coon suddenly slid forward and kissed Duanfang square face.

Cheng Yi: ...