The protagonist vomits three liters of blood every day [Transmigration Book]

Underworld ghost messengers are also divided into civil and military jobs. Rong Yi himself has a strong fighting ability and is an old scalper. Since he took the position of Hei Wuchang, he has been far more diligent in subduing ghosts than other ghosts.Their husband and wife partners are not tired of working, relying on the fact that two pairs of single ghosts can cause double damage, and soon became one of the top ten handsome men in the underworld.

Unlike Rong Xiaoboss, who is loved by his boss no matter where he is, Mu Rong returned to the underworld and resumed his daily routine of lying down and never working. Every task was carried out by the enthusiastic Rong Yi.In the plot, half of the murderer just showed his back and was suddenly carried out by the subject to beat the ghosts. There is no need to explain how bad Mu Rong's mood is. It is completely conceivable how miserable the fate of these troublemakers is.

So after going back and forth, the title of black and white impermanence has become the existence of countless ghosts who tremble when they hear it. The city of death in vain is simply too insulting to ghosts!

Fortunately, even though there are many small worlds, and there are not many ghosts that are so troublesome that they must be subdued by a handsome man, there are not many ghosts in a year. Mu Rong has still lived a leisurely life these years.However, today he discovered a very serious problem.

Rong Yi is always busy no matter he is alive or dead, even if he is not working, his schedule is very full every day.These days, the itinerary of black and white impermanence generally looks like this.

Five o'clock in the morning: Rong Yi got up, sneaked up on his wife while Mu Rong was still sleeping, and then went to water and fertilize the flowers on the other side with Xiao Xinxi, who had done something bad.Mu Rong fell into a deep sleep without knowing it.

Seven o'clock in the morning: Hei Wuchang, who has already taken care of all the flowers and plants on the bank of the River of Forgetfulness, came to the Department of Yin and Law, and began to assist the judge in sorting out the files and escorted the ghost to hell. burst into tears.Mu Rong is still asleep.

Ten o'clock in the morning: After receiving the latest human newspaper of the day as a thank you from the judge, Rong Yi went to the Reincarnation Division where the ghost messenger compiled the mission of purifying the world, and provided assistance to the protagonists as a summoning cheat.Mu Rong got up, took the mobile phone and began to browse the Weibo of the immortals, and made a wave of trolls for Lao Wang's new article.

Twelve noon: Under the admiring eyes of the ghost officers, Hei Wuchang went home for a lunch break, handed the newspaper and the update just finished by the ghost officers to Mu Rong who had just woken up, and successfully received a hug of love.So Bai Wuchang calmly pursued the update of the task of purifying the world, Hei Wuchang contentedly hugged his wife and used the Sansheng Stone to watch the world, and started a day of dog abuse.

[-]:[-] p.m.: The two started a walking activity called patrolling, which was actually a date. After inflicting [-] points of damage to all the ghosts imprisoned in the [-]th floor of hell, they continued to row in Wangchuan and chat to give dog food to the new ghosts in the city of vain death.

[-]:[-] p.m.: No krypton player Mu Rong opens the mobile game to do daily work, Rong Yi goes to various divisions to check the facilities of the underworld, and then sees the ghost guard who throws ghosts and blocks the reincarnation well again, and is kicked in by the enraged King of Hell So he took out his mobile phone and learned to take pictures under the guidance of the judge, and sent a live broadcast to his wife.

[-]:[-] p.m.: Heiwuchang, one of the top ten outstanding ghosts in the underworld, suffered countless cold stares because he interrupted his wife's pentakill in a private chat, and sadly buried himself in the soil and pretended to be a dead body.Bai Wuchang, who insisted on not doing any meaningless sports, had no choice but to dig him out with a shovel and hug him back.So Lao Wang, who was passing by, stepped on the ground again and fell into the big pit dug by the couple, saying that his colleagues had a very bad experience!

From [-]:[-] p.m. to early morning: the indescribable time of a certain pair of broken sleeves, the ghost messengers decisively put up a warning sign in front of their door-high danger ahead, all single creatures consciously stay away, otherwise they will suffer all mental shocks and sexual orientation crises. Responsible.

Silently recalling the daily life of the two of them these years, Mu Rong realized that he really only had a few days to do business every year, and the other days were simply a model of passive sabotage.As for a certain energetic Boss Rong, he has already become a celebrity in the social circle of the underworld, and there are even ghosts who secretly built a fan base. It can be said that he lived a great life and died a glorious death.

However, it is such a model worker who makes his boss almost want to have sex with him, and he has not gone out or abused dogs for the past seven days!That's right, that Rong Yi who can't rest for a moment is actually addicted to the Internet!

Like an old father who found his son addicted to games, he looked at his partner with grief. Mu Rong, who had been alone in the empty bed for seven days, couldn't help but stepped forward and asked, "What are you looking at these days?"

"Old Wang said that if you learn this, you can understand you better, but these things are a bit difficult for me, and I need to practice more."

He didn't have any doubts about Rong Yi's innocence and hard-working Mu Rong, but he also didn't have any doubts about Lao Wang's possibility of spoiling his partner. Hearing this, he leaned over more vigilantly, "He taught you What is it? A game? A novel? Or something impure..."

Before seeing the computer screen, Mu Rong made a lot of guesses about the content on it. He thought that he would not be surprised even if there was an indescribable book with himself as the protagonist. However, the facts proved that the thinking of Rong Xiaoboss Normal people are unpredictable. The web page he read is "C Language Programming".

This guy hangs him on the bed for seven days just because of this thing?Who will tell him which department to go to in the underworld for divorce?

Looking at the screen expressionlessly, I have seen a lot of people who are addicted to online dating and games, but Rong Yi is really the only one who is addicted to C language, and considering the background of this person, he is very skeptical: "Are you sure?" Is this just a little difficult for you?"

It is true that Rong Yi possesses a terrifying memory and a data intuition that can accurately predict his wife's waistline at a glance, but as a cultivator who has never been exposed to modern technology, this advanced operation is still quite difficult for him. After a month, I still can't figure it out, so I said depressed at this time: "It's no problem to simply run the simulation in the heaven, but it's more troublesome to combine Yin Qi to create a system that adapts to the mechanism of the underworld."

No, are you already doing this high-end operation?Who are you?It is impossible for my silly potted plant to have such an IQ!

Mu Rong knew about the plan of those ghosts in the Reincarnation Division to join the paddling team to get lazy, but they didn't expect them to drag Rong Yi into the water, and reluctantly accepted the amazing learning ability of Boss Rong, Mu Rong still refused to lend his partner, and just lazily said: "Anyway, these ghosts are idle, you don't have to waste time and save manpower for them."

Although Rong Yi is dedicated to his work, he has never done such a thing as sacrificing his wife's time to help others. Mu Rong couldn't help but think about how intimidating and luring Lao Wang had done to his little boss Rong.

Just when he was thinking about whether he should bury the former author who disturbed his husband and wife's life, Rong Yi finally said helplessly about the temptation he had received, "But Lao Wang said that I was from the underworld. The only ghost with a wife, this relationship system can only be completed by me."

This is indeed a reason for the outstanding effect on Rong Yi, but Mu Rong still couldn't believe his ears, "What system are you talking about?"

"Love Raiders System! With this, ghosts will be able to find their wives quickly and easily when performing tasks!"

Although his expression when he said this is the integrity of saving the world's single dogs, and his tone is the heroism of the majority of male compatriots, but it still can't stop Mu Rong from the bottom of his heart to feel sympathy for the people who use this system——Love written by Rong Xiaoboss Raiders, if you follow them, you won’t end up alone?Not to mention looking for a wife, this is completely like a love robbery!

In the final analysis, where does this idiot who is lying on the bed and holding a notebook to write programs get the confidence to teach others how to fall in love?

To say why Rong Yi took this difficult task so seriously, we have to go back to seven days ago.

Although Dahuang's mission of purifying the world has been completed, the original protagonist Ye Mingjun did not leave the underworld. Even after watching the whole process, he had a bold idea - how can a relationship that is not his own experience be regarded as cutting off the world? Woolen cloth?He also wants to chase his wife by himself!

Therefore, Lao Wang, who was informed of the bad news just after writing the 200 million-word notebook, could only yell at the wayward benefactor, "Boss, I've already put all the beauties in the world in front of you, so you can do whatever you want." Choose a heroine and settle down!"

"It's just a feeling of being a little bit heartbroken..."

Resignedly looking at the notebook handed over by Lao Wang, Ye Mingjun, who was quite interested in "The Great Wilderness" at the beginning, found the plot of the beauties chasing the protagonist to be boring, and after thinking about it, he looked at the rowing on the Wangchuan River Impermanence in black and white, inexplicably felt like this is not bad, and blurted out a startling sentence, "Actually, it doesn't matter to men, it's good to be like Bai Wuchang."

Just one sentence scared Lao Wang's pen away. He never expected that not only his book was improved into the Pure Love Channel, but even the protagonist Long Aotian who had agreed to be bent by this protagonist with broken sleeves. But, Ye Mingjun, you If you want to bend, you have to choose a gentle and gentle partner. A brutal man like Bai Wuchang can't handle it with your rank!

Thinking of the daily life when he was ridiculed by a certain Bai Wuchang to the point that he was powerless to fight back, Lao Wang tried to make a final struggle: "Are you sure? What do you like about him?"

Ye Mingjun was just a little envious of the two people who were in love with each other, but he didn't really plan to find a man to break his sleeves, but he just heard him ask this question, thought about it, and answered truthfully: "He is my fan. "

This powerful answer made Lao Wang cut off the pen in his hand in an instant. Only then did he realize how difficult it is for the patron to serve. He rejected the modern world of queuing and traffic jams and the noisy court environment with many people. But this big guy still wants to be a fan!It can't be done, the ending of "The Great Wilderness" is about to be scolded out of the street, where did he find a fan who makes his heart beat as the heroine?

Desperately realizing that he couldn't handle the request of the benefactor, Lao Wang mustered up the courage of his life to fight, "I'll give you the pen, and you write it!"

In this regard, Ye Mingjun solved all the problems with only one sentence, "100 million Yin spirits."

"Okay, boss! No problem, boss!"

So Lao Wang, who once again fell in front of the evil krypton gold offensive, could only find Hei Wuchang who was learning the production process, and conveyed to him the fascination of a certain fairy for Bai Wuchang.

I saw Lao Wang showing Mu Rong's comments in the comment area as a sailor, and Rong Yi counted them. Mu Rong praised him 83 times, but there were exactly [-] comments for Ye Mingjun!Angrily discovering this reality, Rong Xiao's BOSS was on fire, and after drinking a pot of old vinegar, he turned on the computer, determined to kick this fairy who coveted his wife out of the underworld as quickly as possible!

Of course, Mu Rong is completely confused about this matter. After all, being a navy is to cleanse the protagonist. Isn't it troublesome to praise the villain all the time?

Faced with his blank eyes, Rong Yi felt that the old vinegar in his heart had increased again, regardless of the procedure, so he pressed him on the couch and complained: "You praise Ye Mingjun's words more than your comments on mine. One thousand and eighty-six characters more!"

You really counted!By the way, how did you recognize me after changing so many vests?

Reluctantly, he realized that Rong Yi's way of being jealous was so different, but Mu Rong didn't struggle. Instead, he put his arms around the man's neck, his eyebrows were full of teasing, "Who called you a villain?"

Rong Yi had been jealous for seven days and worked overtime crazily. Now that he looked at him like this, he couldn't hold back, so he kissed him decisively. It wasn't until the person who always bullied him gasped, that he retorted aggrievedly: "I'm not a villain, I'm a villain." gentleman!"

Rong Xiaoboss is also cute sometimes, what should I do, I want to bully him even more.

Although such a bad idea could not help but arise in his heart, Mu Rong did not continue to tease him, but sighed helplessly: "Idiot, I only cleaned the vest for Ye Mingjun, and I praised every comment of yours as a big one." Tou Lei, don't you even read the name?"

The name of Mu Rong Tuba, he remembered that it was—Rong Yi, his man!

It was only then that he belatedly realized how straightforward Mu Rong was when he commented on him, all the protagonists and villains flew out of his mind, and Rong Yi only saw the pale man under him.Although the ghost has long lost its temperature, as long as it sticks to him, you can feel the fire burning in your body, and you can't help but want to merge into one. You can only kiss this person's eyebrows and say in a low voice: "Mu Rong ,I want you!"

After lying down for so long, he finally brought this little boss over, and Mu Rong naturally would not refuse, allowing him to kiss from eyebrows to shoulders, just smiled and said: "Then are you still a gentleman?"

"Tonight I will be the villain who bullies the protagonist!"

With an annoyed announcement, Mu Rong knew that his teasing had set this man on fire.There's no way, the man she teased has to suffer even when she cries, so she simply closes her eyes and lets him move, only thinking in her heart, as expected, I'd better lie down for a day tomorrow and let work go to hell.

The author has something to say: Ye Mingjun (envious): That’s great, tell me, how much will you give your wife?

Rong Yi (instant vigilance): You go away!Murong is mine!

Mu Rong (shaking his head): Too much charm is also a kind of trouble.

Old Wang: It's not that you tortured the dog every day and led him astray!I have been forced to switch to pure love!

There should be another show tomorrow