The protagonist vomits three liters of blood every day [Transmigration Book]

When Li Xiuyuan was alive, he never thought that he had to wait in line for reincarnation these days.Now, however, he does rank among the ghosts.He died in a car accident, and stayed in the underworld for three years to calm down his grievances. It was not until today that he got a reincarnation number plate and was allowed to join the reincarnation team.

He died by knocking his forehead against the car window. There was still a gash on his forehead at this time, and his face was really not very good-looking. It can be regarded as Zhou Zheng.Well, he did think so before meeting the buddy behind him.

Their line is full of ghosts who died in vain because of their deep grievances. After death, the make-up is useless and they all maintain the appearance when they died. This scene will scare a group of people to cry in the movie.However, amidst all kinds of strange death conditions, a man in white clothes with a complete face and a long body was mixed in, and a shining jade bead was dragged in his hand, which was quite eye-catching.He doesn't look like an ordinary person, and Li Xiuyuan didn't want to talk to him out of the principle of not being nosy, but unexpectedly, the man looked at the long line and said to him first: "Brother, is this line going to be lined up anyway?" By when?"

This tone, is it really an ancient ghost who has been dead for hundreds of years?

Looking at him curiously, Li Xiuyuan became more and more aware that this person was not easy to mess with. Seeing that he was waiting impatiently, fortunately he handed over his number plate, "Why don't you go first?"

"Thank you so much. In Xiaye Mingjun, if the ghost is in trouble, you can report my name." The man who has no experience of queuing in modern times happily agreed. Xu has gained experience from this, and exchanged with the people in front of him. After getting the number, he moved forward and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Are there really people rushing to reincarnate these days?

Looking ahead curiously, Li Xiuyuan didn't care too much, but the name on this person's newspaper reminded him of the fantasy novel he was flipping through in the car before he died.

The plot of the novel is the old way of the main character being hacked by Lei Jie when he was ascending to another world, returning his body and then dominating the other world. He became interested, but fortunately he chased it all the way down.Coincidentally, the protagonist of that book was actually called Ye Mingjun before time travel.

Maybe he really came up with something, he was lamenting that the novel in the past three years was about to be finished, when someone beside him asked in a low voice: "Number 96, what novel have you read recently?"

""The Great Wilderness"?"

Subconsciously, he replied the name of the book. Before Li Xiuyuan realized what was going on, he was grabbed by the man, took a hundred steps at a time, and floated to the well of reincarnation in the blink of an eye.Only then did he realize that the man who was pulling him was dressed in black, and he was clearly dressed as a ghost who manages reincarnation. Now seeing him in a daze, he said eagerly: "Xianjun, I have waited. Come on, my performance in the past ten years It's all up to you!"

Hearing this tone, is the person he changed the number really a fairy?

Unexpectedly, there was such an oolong, Li Xiuyuan immediately opened his mouth to distinguish: "Did you recognize the wrong person? I just changed numbers with the person behind."

Years of experience in reading novels told him that something would happen if he didn't finish his sentence in one breath. However, what he didn't expect was that even if he explained the misunderstanding clearly, the ghost messenger would still have a wake-up look on his face. However, wait The ghost guard in front of the reincarnation well was impatient, and when he saw someone coming, he said, "The reincarnation well is about to be closed, so what are you waiting for? This is the fairy who made an appointment with you? Hurry up and leave!"

Then he slapped the young man who was still looking at ghosts in dismay in front of him into the well. Finally, after relishing the feeling of his hand, he even sighed: "Why does this fairy look like a mortal?"

"He seems to be a mortal..."

Watching the tragedy happen, the ghost guard only felt gusts of wind blowing across his forehead, and finally realized what happened, holding the ghost guard by his collar and shouting, "You pushed him down!"

Wan never thought that this is really a mortal, Gui Wei has a bad heart, and immediately pretended to be dazed, "Is there such a thing? In fact, just now Granny Meng gave me a bowl of soup."

The ghost guard has always been tired and lazy, and the ghost guard didn't have time to talk nonsense with him, so he immediately followed the man's trail and chased him down the well, only the shrill voice was still echoing at the well, "My performance! You wait , I will kill you when I come back!"

Regarding this, the instigator just rolled his eyes indifferently, "Come on, I'm already dead."

It is actually quite simple to talk about the whole story. The so-called "solitary yin will not grow, and solitary yang will not grow." The number of ghosts in the underworld and the number of people in the yang world have been fixed since ancient times.It's just that as more and more small worlds are opened up by the gods in the sky, the number of people with superb cultivation is also increasing day by day.It is not easy for a person with a high cultivation level to die, and there are not enough ghosts in this underworld.Therefore, in order to balance yin and yang, the underworld has recently launched an activity to invite immortals to go to the small world to rebirth and go through the calamity to fight and brush the yin and spirit numbers.

In today's world, how many ghosts are lured into the underworld is directly related to the year-end evaluation of the ghost messenger. The ghost messenger Wang heard that Ye Mingjun was about to reincarnate, so he guarded the gate of his cave with a group of colleagues a few years ago, in order to get a promotion and raise his salary. Vow to win this mission.

This Mrs. Wang is also clever. His colleagues were still trying their best to sell their professional ability to the boys guarding the gate of Ye Mingjun, so he directly wrote a million-word fantasy novel with Ye Mingjun as the main character.After printing a few hundred copies, I threw them at the protagonist's cave. As expected, Lord Ye Ming was very interested, and sent his disciples out to accept him, and the business was settled.

Ye Mingjun didn't show up very often, and Wang Guichai didn't know what he looked like. Seeing Li Xiuyuan holding the number plate he had sent to Ye Mingjun and saying the name of the book, Dang even thought he was the rightful owner, so he hurriedly dragged him to the well of reincarnation. forward.Then, there was this oolong.

Thinking of his own glorious history, Wang Guicha could not help but sigh happily to the young man in front of him: "Fortunately, after my old Wang died, I still kept the hand speed of being single for 80 years."

Li Xiuyuan felt that he was wronged, so he was reincarnated for no reason. When he woke up, he found that he had become the protagonist of Long Aotian in "The Great Wilderness". The remarks.

Here, the protagonist can still be top-ranked through time travel?It would be fine if it was the protagonist of the normal growth department, but the one he picked was a full-level queen from the beginning!

Indeed, the protagonist of this novel, Mu Rong, has carried out Long Aotian's purpose. He is very strong and awesome, and from the beginning to the end, all the male villains who prevented him from pretending to be aggressive have been trampled to nothing. His awesome female villains have become his harem.However, the reason why he is awesome is because he was transmigrated by a fairy with countless treasures.

That's right, "The Great Wilderness of the King" is a novel in which time travels into a waste material dandy who slaps his face and pretends to be aggressive.But now, he gave that awesome fairy the top title, making the protagonist a real waste material.

As long as he thinks about the countless face-slapping plots in the future, Li Xiuyuan's face turns dark, and he angrily said to the unreliable Wang Guichai on the beam: "Why did you write the script of the calamity and put it on the Internet?"

In this regard, Lao Wang just had a look of bitterness that he couldn't bear to look back on, "It's so lonely to create alone, I also need readers to empathize!"

Looking at him with a sneer, Li Xiuyuan in the previous life gritted his teeth in the present Mu Rong: "Yeah, you directly sympathized with me as the protagonist!"

"Hey, I have already given birth and I can only accept my fate. You can go according to the plot and kill more people."

Mentioning this Wang Guichai is also depressing. I wanted to stop him in time before he fused his body, but this person's soul and Mu Rong's body are extremely consistent. When he arrives, it will be a done deal, and a great script that has been coded is wasted.Thinking of having to write another million words to satisfy Ye Mingjun, Lao Wang, who works as a ghost messenger and part-time creator, feels that he has nothing to love, and darkly tells the old protagonist to go back to retreat.

Seeing that this unreliable ghost messenger was about to leave, Mu Rong became anxious immediately, and hurriedly said: "Wait, what do you want me to use to kill people with my appearance?"

Looking back at his body with zero force, the author Lao Wang made a suggestion: "Wisdom?"

Well said, but to no avail.Looking at him with cold eyes, Mu Rong stretched out his hand: "Where is the protagonist's Hunyuan Pearl?"

To this, Lao Wang just returned a sincere look: "That is the magic weapon prepared by the fairy."

The wind in his eyes became colder, and Mu Rong continued to stretch out his hand: "Where is the protagonist's invincible technique?"

To this, Lao Wang's answer was still very sincere: "That's the cultivation method of the immortal king himself."

Very good, this is an author who is very good at drawing materials from reality. Mu Rong clearly felt that he wanted to kill him, but the author was already dead, so he could only sigh: "You just tell me which ones are not the protagonists. Prepare yourself."

After looking him up and down again, Old Wang pondered for a moment, then said weakly, "Face?"

That's right, all the cheats in this novel are brought by the immortal Ye Mingjun, only this little white face that the protagonist despises is from the body itself, and a certain immortal later thinks that it's mother-in-law made another one when she ascended to the upper realm .

Perhaps he also found this answer so depressing, Wang Guicha saw that the protagonist was groping around his waist after he finished speaking, and he couldn't help asking, "Why are you unbuttoning your belt?

Gaving him a look, Mu Rong threw his belt on the beam and tied it in a knot, and replied, "Hang yourself."

Seeing that his neck stretched out, Old Wang suddenly became anxious, floated over and said, "Don't, big brother, life is not easy. At worst, I will teach you the skills of the ghost clan, and you can survive no matter what you do. One life."

Suicides cannot be reincarnated until their Yangshou is over. Mu Rong naturally does not want to go back to the underworld to stay for decades unless it is absolutely necessary. He just compared Ye Mingjun's cheats and said with disgust: "Compared with the treatment of the protagonist, it is really shabby. .”

"Xianjun is a high-level VIP who pays tens of thousands of ghosts in return. I waited for a month in front of his cave to grab this opportunity. You, a commoner who didn't give you 100 yuan, will be fine if you have this."

Someone's tone vividly reflected the plan's malice towards civilian players. Looking at him, Mu Rong only said, "I bought your subscription."

When he died, "The Great Wilderness of the King" had been serialized to the middle and late stages, and all the chapters were bought, no more, no less, just over a hundred.

Therefore, Old Wang could only reluctantly take out the wallet from his waist, "Okay, I'll give you another ghost bag as a gift bag for beginners, and open it to get things when there are enough dead people."

Well, with the novice gift pack, at least you don’t have to worry about hanging it up. Mu Rong finally came down, looked at the newly acquired ghost bag, and was about to get an instruction manual when the ghost said hesitantly: "Yes Yes, what Xianjun seeks is to see through the world of mortals, so the heroines I arranged are a little... you, do what you can."

Yes, this is a slap in the face of Long Ao Tianwen, so all the heroines in this article are villains who toss the protagonist in various ways and then get killed, and the degree of tossing becomes more and more abnormal as the plot develops.If he remembered correctly, one of the heroines fell in love with the protagonist's wife, but after watching the protagonist's daily life with the eldest wife, he suddenly realized the joy of being NTR, so he also followed the protagonist.

So, old Wang, you have arranged such a strange harem for Ye Mingjun, will it really not force him into a broken sleeve?

As soon as he thought of those terrifying women, Mu Rong's state of mind instantly became like that of an eminent monk, with a calm expression: "I have decided to see through the mortal world that women are not close to women from today on."

"Have courage, brother is optimistic about you! Remember, you must do things seriously!"

Seeing that he has entered the role, Lao Wang immediately turned into an elder NPC who watched the player go from Xinshou Village to the road, left a word of advice and returned to the underworld, ready to continue retreating to conceive his new script.

Silently watching the unconscionable author disappear, Mu Rong looked at the plain money bag in his hand, and sighed in one sentence the common aspiration of all players after opening the game: "In these days, it's really useless without krypton gold." How to play!"

The author has something to say: The goal this time is to enjoy the funny dog ​​food and uninterrupted daily updates, and strive for the end!