[Lord Gintama] Overlooking the Throne

——That woman is very annoying.

Although in a sense, the guy who looked not much older than him was not a woman.

Kamui hates Ryo Jingomiya very much, so she is often referred to as "that guy" and "then who".

From his point of view, this intruder who broke into their home suddenly was in the way, and they knew nothing about her except her name, which they had heard from her - which meant that she might lie about herself name.

It's just that my mother and that idiot sister are very dependent on her.

That guy did a really good job of fitting into the family.

Kamui thinks so.

Mend clothes, clean rooms, teach my sister how to read and draw, and speak politely and respectfully.

In just a few days, my mother told that guy most of the family's affairs, even though there was nothing worth talking about at home.

But where his mother and sister didn't know, the guy called him changed from the respectful "Shenwei Lord" to "Shenwei" in seconds.

"Duplicate aunt." Shenwei leaned against the wall at the door, and after confirming that his sister went to take care of his mother who was sick in bed all year round, and couldn't hear these words, he asked bluntly, "Acting You have to play a full set too, so you're not afraid of wearing out, isn't it too ugly to die?"

"To Kamui, I don't need to hide anything." Yetuxing rains all year round, taking advantage of today's rare sunny day to take out the clothes that have been piled up in the house for several days to dry, Jingong Ryo arranges the clothes on the drying rack , "Anyway, you hate me, don't you? It just so happens that I don't really like Kamui and your bad personality, so we just need to maintain a superficial peace. What's more, in fact, I didn't do anything wrong, did I? ?”

"..."

"Look." Breaking his fingers, Ryo Jingomiya thought for a while and counted earnestly, "First of all, your mother is in poor health. Although you helped with laundry and so on, but with your ability to wash ten pieces of clothes and Nine things that can be washed away, I think you will only make this poor family poorer because of you, and secondly, your mother and sister like me very much, don’t you see Xiao Kagura Sister Liang and Sister Liang called me every day, and in the end, I was asked by your mother to stay, didn't I?"

"Hiss"——Shenwei tore the light blue cheongsam in his hand with a smile on his face, um, it was her cheongsam.

"I originally wanted to help you hang the clothes, but I'm sorry that I accidentally slipped my hands. Who told me to always wash and ruin the clothes?" Shenwei said so, without the slightest bit of shame in his tone.

Obviously it was intentional.

Ryo Jingu bent her lips: "It's okay, anyway, your dear mother will give me a new one."

"..." Shenwei's clear blue eyes were full of murderous intent.

"..." Jingu Liang frowned, not panicking at all.

"Sister Liang." Kagura ran out of the house and knocked away her elder brother without seeing it. In her opinion, this new elder sister would neither snatch her white rice nor order her not to do so. Go here, don't go there, it's much better than that idiot old man, grabbing Ryo Jingomiya's wrist, and pulling her back to the house, Kagura's tone is full of reason, "Don't worry about these clothes Lah, just leave it to my brother, Alu, Mommy is calling you, let's go in quickly!"

"..." The back collar was suddenly caught, Kagura turned her head, looked at her brother who was holding her collar with a warm smile, blinked her big watery eyes and said, "Sister Liang, beat him up!" !"

As soon as the voice fell, Kagura was hit hard on the head.

"Kamui idiot Aru!" Jingomiya Ryo watched calmly as Kagura rushed forward with all his teeth and claws, and then was beaten on the ground by Kamui lightly, and went into the house by himself.

……

"You're here, Xiaoliang."

In the kitchen, Kagura's mother, who was wearing an apron, waved the eggbeaters in the hands of Jingong Ryo: "Let me teach you how to make cakes."

"..." Ryo Jingomiya froze.

After tidying up his sister, Kamui, who came back to the house in a state of complete victory, happened to see this scene, showing a thoughtful expression.

This guy who always puts on a perfect coat for himself may be unexpectedly not good at cooking.

It's just that Shenwei at this time is just serious that Jingu Ryo is not good at cooking. After he tasted the food made by Jingu Ryo, he found that his previous thoughts were too naive.

How is this not good at it, this guy simply doesn't have the talent to handle it.

"That..." Looking at the uncertain faces of the people in front of him, Ryo Jingomiya blinked innocently, "Is it really so unpalatable?"

"Sister Liang, you are just wasting food by going into the kitchen, Aru." Kagura spat out the sour and sweet pastry in his mouth, expressionless.

"It's okay, Xiaoliang, I will teach you again." Shenwei's mother smiled reluctantly.

"I think the food eaten by Rhubarb next door is more delicious than this one." Shenwei put down his chopsticks and said it most directly.

Because Rhubarb is a dog raised by Yetu next door.

Is it worse than dog food?

Ryo Jingomiya was a little frustrated.

I thought there would be a little change in the years from the private school to the present.

"Mom, Kagura, I'm going out for a while." Lifting the umbrella leaning on the table leg, he glanced at Jingu Liang who was aggrievedly poking the cake in the bowl with his chopsticks, "Ah, that dog food Please take your time, Jingu, and I will trouble you with the ones in my bowl."

"..." Jingu Ryo paused when he poked the cake, and Shenwei had already gone out by this time.

Looking at the unpalatable cake on the table besides its pretty appearance, he showed an embarrassed expression: "That...I..."

"It's okay, I asked you to do it." Kagura's mother smiled and comforted, looked at the open door again, and sighed a little disappointed, "That child, have you really forgotten?"

"Huh?" Jingu Suzume showed doubts.

"Today is June 6st, Kamui's birthday." Kagura's mother explained, "But that child doesn't care much about his own affairs, so he forgot about it."

"..." Is that why she is asked to prepare the cake?

But then again.

"It turns out that Shenwei Jun was born on Children's Day." No wonder he was so childish.

……

I spit out the food I just swallowed from my stomach. Fortunately, I didn't eat much, so it didn't take much effort to spit it out.

After Kagura's mother made a hearty meal again, in order not to expose the secret of her cannibalism, Jingu Ryo, who ate a little food, made excuses after helping Kagura's mother collect the dishes Out.

It was rare that it didn't rain today, but just to be on the safe side, Ryo Jingomiya still brought out Kagura's mother's umbrella.

The stomach was empty, the stomach acid corroded the soft stomach wall, the feeling of hunger made Ryo Jingong subconsciously frowned.

If Yetu's instinct is to fight, the instinct of the ghouls is undoubtedly cannibalism.

How long has it been since she last ate?

It is absolutely stupid to be devoured by instinct. During the war against barbarians, she was captured by instinct for food time and time again.

It's not that they haven't eaten heavenly beings.

Excessive intake of barely digestible food can cause rejection.

After all, heaven and man cannot be fully digested, but in this case, they may be able to serve as substitutes.

Slightly narrowing his light purple eyes, the redness spreading in his pupils, staring at the prey, Ryo Jingomiya quickly swept over, and then took off the head of the passing Yotu.

Viscous blood bloomed on his hand like a flower, and the meat in his mouth was not as delicious and tender as imagined.

The burning sensation in the stomach gradually subsided, Jingu Ryo looked at the corpse of the Yatu lying on the ground with a mutilated body, thinking that even the most powerful fighting race in the universe, the Yatu, might not all be like the future Kamui and Yetu Wang Fengxian is terrifyingly powerful.

"...It's so unpalatable." Wiping the bright red blood on his lips with his hands, it's not strange to see the fragmented corpses on the Yetu star where people who die every day can pile up into a mountain.

Of course, so is a young girl covered in blood.

Where can I eat humans?

Bean-sized raindrops fell abruptly, slightly moistening the girl's long purple hair that was stained with blood.

Spreading Kagura's mother's light blue Usagi umbrella above his head, recalling the location of the canteen, Jingmiya Ryo walked around the corpse at his feet and headed towards the destination.

"I thought you girl was dead." Ye Tu, who was once known as a "ghost" when he was young, but is now a blind old man, stared at the blood-stained sleeve with his only remaining eye. The girl with a sweet smile took a puff of Leaf Cigarette, slowly exhaled the smoke ring, and raised her eyes, "How are you doing recently?"

"Very good." Putting away the umbrella and walking into the room, Ryo Jingomiya looked up at the various collections in the room and said, "Grandpa, you have a lot of things from the earth here."

"Because I am very interested in these things, old man, so I spent some time collecting them." He pointed at the lifelike Japanese doll in the corner, but its paint faded due to staying in a dark and humid place for a long time. "I heard that it's called a Girl's Day doll or something. Don't you think it's interesting to watch? It's like coming back to life."

The doll's gaze was dark and empty, so lifeless that it made people feel very uncomfortable.

"I don't like this kind of dummy very much. I always think it's pretending to be a ghost, but where did you get these collections, grandpa?" Jingu asked while playing with the tumbler doll in front of him.

"Some of them were brought to me by my mercenary friends when they went to Earth, and some of them were obtained by myself through special channels." Smiling, the old man stared at the girl's side face with burning eyes, "If you beat around the bush, you can Stop talking, what do you want to ask?"

"Well, I really can't hide it from you, grandpa." Ryo Jingomiya pushed the tumbler onto the table with her fingers, and when the tumbler bounced up, she turned her head and smiled lightly, "Then grandpa, do you know that the tumbler on this night On Rabbit Planet, is there any place where we can see human beings?"