Wangwang Douren--The Love Through Time
Chapter 57 Spoof Chapter
After entering the house——
"You," Echizen Nanjiro said with a serious expression, pointing at me, "come with me to the backyard."
what?Frowning slightly, I walked over with an open mind.Hmph~ Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.I have nothing to worry about.Besides, isn't he just an uncle?Are you afraid of what he will do!
On weekdays, at most I get on the bus to evade fares, give people nicknames, and punish the bad guys instead of the moon.Such a good teenager, still afraid of your failure?
"Hey~ Girl, what's your name?" Once I arrived in the backyard, the rumored Uncle Se asked me very curiously.
He replied without turning his head: "Kikumaru Hatomi." I still think this name is not good.Alas~ It's just that I don't try my best to change the name now.
"Huh?" The uncle was very curious, "Is your surname Kikumaru too?"
"En." Still alienated.I'm not used to him being so dutiful.I heard, isn't he an old urchin?Why is it so quiet?
However, it was at this moment that I deeply discovered: So, I also have the potential to be an iceberg!sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"What~" Senior Nanjiro rolled his eyes in frustration: This girl is not fun either!Bored to death, no one understands his heart at all. 5555555555...
"Hey, uncle," you don't need to turn your head to know what this guy is doing, "The small movements are too big." If I were Echizen, and I had such a father, I would be so depressed! !
"Your eyesight is very bad, little girl." Nanjiro grinned, and threw out a word without seriousness.
Uh~ Damn it, now I've been promoted to a little girl!She was originally a girl.
"1.5 eyes." I replied very angrily.
"But your mind is not fully developed." Now his good temper is really not normal, "It should be called brother~ I am very young." What is this called?Hmm~ It should be called the treasure sword is not old.
..............
Does he know what he's talking about! ! ! ! ! ! ! !brother...brother? !
"Uh~ What did you say?"
"Hee hee, actually thinking about it, it would be nice to have a younger sister." The samurai clasped his hands on his chest and yelled, "Don't you agree to such a good thing? Listen to the cry?"
Oh my god, if I agree, then I'm in the same generation as Echizen...I'm that kid's aunt!What exactly is going on?However, I do like the feeling.
Oh huh huh huh~ hee hee hee~ wahahaha~ God is helping me.This kind of cheapness is not taken for nothing.This one is my human principle.I frantically change my face...
It's just that ordinary girls dare not agree, right?It seems so unscrupulous that he actually calls his elders brothers and sisters.But who am I.I'm a girl in the 21st century~
Just call, isn't it just a brother?Moreover, I took advantage of it: "Brother~ You really are young. You don't look old at all." Flattery is fine, but: Wow~ I feel like throwing up...
Brother Kikumaru Ei, I also increased your seniority~ So don't blame me.
Toothpicks, are they that delicious?Actually kept holding it.
"Wow Ka Ka Ka ~ Finally someone understands me..." The other party looked up to the sky and smiled.
Uh~ What a weird scene.Who on earth approved him to be a monk! ! ! !
Huh?What is this thing at the foot?It's like a magazine.
"Hey~ little girl, that's mine, give it back to me!!!" It was the first time I saw him so anxious about an item.The more you act like this, the more I want to see it! !
Curious - uh~ this is... that is...
He opened his mouth wide in astonishment, slowly raised his head, and stared blankly at the person in front of him.
"Hehe~ I told you not to move, you are the one who wants to move~ This is none of my business." The other party showed an innocent expression, and then approached treacherously: "Hehe~ But, I just took a look at it. , isn’t it very enjoyable?” Seeing her shocked expression for the first time~ It’s so exciting.
Unexpectedly, she, who is usually fearless and fearless, looks so mature, but she is so innocent~ Wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!so cute.It's even cuter than that brat.
The corner of the mouth twitched: "Brother...Brother~" Oh my god, this disrespectful old man, I'm going to kill him~ That's actually a pornographic magazine! ! !However, he didn't tell me! ! !Wow, I'm about to grow the eye of a needle!
"Okay. Don't take it to heart. Otherwise, you will forget it all, and you won't blame me."
But, it's too hateful~ Why, why the more I don't want to remember, but those pictures that make people blush and heartbeat always exist?Wow~ what should I do?
Hey~ wait!A thought flashed through my mind: If I were to show this book to the calm Bingshan—hehehehe~ it must be a very weird picture.
"Brother, let's discuss something with you." With a weird smile, I leaned forward, as if to say——
"Haha~ girl, you are smarter than me!! You actually want to create such a picture." After hearing my suggestion, Echizen Nanjiro looked at me in astonishment.
She curled her lips in disdain: "What, they usually bully me so much. This time I just took revenge a little, a little, a little."
Well, I admit that this statement is unreliable, but, why don't you look at me like this! !I thought you were so different, but that's all.
"Wow Kaka~ Don't worry." He regained his ultimate true color as Uncle Se, "Leave this matter to me."
This little girl is definitely not to be messed with.Echizen Nanjiro thought to himself.
Later...
According to the plan, I quietly climbed into the kitchen from the rear window sill, trying to put the book on the living room floor without anyone noticing it.Hey, do you want to ask how I know the layout of the Echizen House so well?Don't forget, I also have a great, invincible, and more troublesome ally than me~ oh huh huh~ This is an excitement.
Just as I was imagining how Tezuka would change his face, who would have known——
Lowering his head, he met a pair of ice blue eyes with no impurities! ! !
Uh~ If I didn't guess wrong, see wrongly, the owner of those beautiful eyes should be: Black Belly Bear Zhou Zhu!
Damn, what should I do now?Seeing the playfulness in his eyes, I just feel that my plan is failing! 55555~God, I just want to play a little prank, can't even this little requirement be satisfied?
Nervously, he put his hand on his lips, signaling the other party not to speak.Fortunately, Zhou Zhu nodded with a bright smile.
"Senior Fuji," the kid's voice came from the living room, "Have you found the tea yet?"
It's over, the kid is definitely coming in.But, "I found it, it will be ready soon." Zhou Zhu naturally threw a word at the people in the living room.
this answer?It seems that he is ready to help me.
"Okay, Yutong." Smiling and looking at me, "Why did you suddenly come through the window? It seems that the door is not broken!"
"Hehe~" With a dry smile, let's be frank and lenient, "I have a relatively innovative plan, but it must be laid out without anyone noticing. As a result, you discovered it during the process. "He shrugged innocently and sent a pitiful look.
As my brother said, no one can bear the pitiful look in my eyes.Hehe~ Is he praising my acting skills in a disguised form?
"What's the plan? Yutong will tell me?" The tone is affirmative~
"Hey, Zhou Zhu," nodded resignedly, "don't you want to see Tezuka change his face? Especially when you see something more, uh~ more mature, it must be classic?"
"Can Yutong make this happen? I'm curious." She showed a very interested look.
"Of course." I replied confidently, "But the premise is that Zhou Zhu doesn't say that he met me."
After a little thought, the other party raised his head with a smile on his face, "Deal. I hope Yu Tong won't let me down."
"Do not worry!"
After a while...
"Hey, Uncle, you're here~" Xiao Wu's eyes were sharp, and he saw the serious (actually pretending) person first.Greetings loudly.
"En." He looked like an elder, "Which one of you is the head of the tennis club?"
"It's me, Uncle." Tezuka said in a polite manner, neither humble nor overbearing.
"This young man, did you bother me?" He casually patted Echizen kid on the shoulder.
But, "Hmph~MADAMADADANE!" I knew the kid would be unhappy.Hey~
"Hey~ I'm sorry." My brother looked at the door curiously, "Didn't Yutong be called by you? Why didn't she come back?"
There is a problem~ Could it be that the ghost did something bad?But this is a small family, how can there be no rules?
Wow! Quickly retract your head and let out a soft sigh.God, this is too...
Just when Echizen Minamijiro wanted to find an excuse to evade, Fuji Shusuke spoke first, "It's like this, I asked Yutong to help me do some shopping. After all, this is the first time we have officially visited Echizen's house and gave something away , to represent our feelings." Still with a smile as bright as the sun, "Tezuka will agree."
"Hmm~" After taking a sip of tea, it was still the same.
Hmph~ You are still so calm now, but you won't be able to laugh later!I hid at the door, smiling secretly.
MS (I hereby declare: if it looks like two words in the future, use MS instead, it's simple!)
Alright, let's move on to the first part of the little girl: "Huh? Have any of you seen the new newspapers delivered by the post office today? I haven't read them yet. Help me look for them."
Hey, this old guy is really smart.All of a sudden, he cleared up his suspicions.Well, ginger is really old and hot.I admire you.
"Is this the book?" Tezuka was the first to find out, still expressionless.That's right, when I put the book down, I specially picked the place closest to him.
"exactly."
Very good, let's go to the second step! "Help me check again, is there any invoice stuck in it? The invoice for buying milk today is missing."
Uh~ Do you need a receipt to buy milk?This reason is so far-fetched... I began to doubt whether this allied army has any strength.
Then, under our gaze, Tezuka opened the frightening magazine...
Next, the following plot, please readers imagine!Oh hehehe!
—————End of the spoof chapter—————
"You," Echizen Nanjiro said with a serious expression, pointing at me, "come with me to the backyard."
what?Frowning slightly, I walked over with an open mind.Hmph~ Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.I have nothing to worry about.Besides, isn't he just an uncle?Are you afraid of what he will do!
On weekdays, at most I get on the bus to evade fares, give people nicknames, and punish the bad guys instead of the moon.Such a good teenager, still afraid of your failure?
"Hey~ Girl, what's your name?" Once I arrived in the backyard, the rumored Uncle Se asked me very curiously.
He replied without turning his head: "Kikumaru Hatomi." I still think this name is not good.Alas~ It's just that I don't try my best to change the name now.
"Huh?" The uncle was very curious, "Is your surname Kikumaru too?"
"En." Still alienated.I'm not used to him being so dutiful.I heard, isn't he an old urchin?Why is it so quiet?
However, it was at this moment that I deeply discovered: So, I also have the potential to be an iceberg!sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"What~" Senior Nanjiro rolled his eyes in frustration: This girl is not fun either!Bored to death, no one understands his heart at all. 5555555555...
"Hey, uncle," you don't need to turn your head to know what this guy is doing, "The small movements are too big." If I were Echizen, and I had such a father, I would be so depressed! !
"Your eyesight is very bad, little girl." Nanjiro grinned, and threw out a word without seriousness.
Uh~ Damn it, now I've been promoted to a little girl!She was originally a girl.
"1.5 eyes." I replied very angrily.
"But your mind is not fully developed." Now his good temper is really not normal, "It should be called brother~ I am very young." What is this called?Hmm~ It should be called the treasure sword is not old.
..............
Does he know what he's talking about! ! ! ! ! ! ! !brother...brother? !
"Uh~ What did you say?"
"Hee hee, actually thinking about it, it would be nice to have a younger sister." The samurai clasped his hands on his chest and yelled, "Don't you agree to such a good thing? Listen to the cry?"
Oh my god, if I agree, then I'm in the same generation as Echizen...I'm that kid's aunt!What exactly is going on?However, I do like the feeling.
Oh huh huh huh~ hee hee hee~ wahahaha~ God is helping me.This kind of cheapness is not taken for nothing.This one is my human principle.I frantically change my face...
It's just that ordinary girls dare not agree, right?It seems so unscrupulous that he actually calls his elders brothers and sisters.But who am I.I'm a girl in the 21st century~
Just call, isn't it just a brother?Moreover, I took advantage of it: "Brother~ You really are young. You don't look old at all." Flattery is fine, but: Wow~ I feel like throwing up...
Brother Kikumaru Ei, I also increased your seniority~ So don't blame me.
Toothpicks, are they that delicious?Actually kept holding it.
"Wow Ka Ka Ka ~ Finally someone understands me..." The other party looked up to the sky and smiled.
Uh~ What a weird scene.Who on earth approved him to be a monk! ! ! !
Huh?What is this thing at the foot?It's like a magazine.
"Hey~ little girl, that's mine, give it back to me!!!" It was the first time I saw him so anxious about an item.The more you act like this, the more I want to see it! !
Curious - uh~ this is... that is...
He opened his mouth wide in astonishment, slowly raised his head, and stared blankly at the person in front of him.
"Hehe~ I told you not to move, you are the one who wants to move~ This is none of my business." The other party showed an innocent expression, and then approached treacherously: "Hehe~ But, I just took a look at it. , isn’t it very enjoyable?” Seeing her shocked expression for the first time~ It’s so exciting.
Unexpectedly, she, who is usually fearless and fearless, looks so mature, but she is so innocent~ Wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!so cute.It's even cuter than that brat.
The corner of the mouth twitched: "Brother...Brother~" Oh my god, this disrespectful old man, I'm going to kill him~ That's actually a pornographic magazine! ! !However, he didn't tell me! ! !Wow, I'm about to grow the eye of a needle!
"Okay. Don't take it to heart. Otherwise, you will forget it all, and you won't blame me."
But, it's too hateful~ Why, why the more I don't want to remember, but those pictures that make people blush and heartbeat always exist?Wow~ what should I do?
Hey~ wait!A thought flashed through my mind: If I were to show this book to the calm Bingshan—hehehehe~ it must be a very weird picture.
"Brother, let's discuss something with you." With a weird smile, I leaned forward, as if to say——
"Haha~ girl, you are smarter than me!! You actually want to create such a picture." After hearing my suggestion, Echizen Nanjiro looked at me in astonishment.
She curled her lips in disdain: "What, they usually bully me so much. This time I just took revenge a little, a little, a little."
Well, I admit that this statement is unreliable, but, why don't you look at me like this! !I thought you were so different, but that's all.
"Wow Kaka~ Don't worry." He regained his ultimate true color as Uncle Se, "Leave this matter to me."
This little girl is definitely not to be messed with.Echizen Nanjiro thought to himself.
Later...
According to the plan, I quietly climbed into the kitchen from the rear window sill, trying to put the book on the living room floor without anyone noticing it.Hey, do you want to ask how I know the layout of the Echizen House so well?Don't forget, I also have a great, invincible, and more troublesome ally than me~ oh huh huh~ This is an excitement.
Just as I was imagining how Tezuka would change his face, who would have known——
Lowering his head, he met a pair of ice blue eyes with no impurities! ! !
Uh~ If I didn't guess wrong, see wrongly, the owner of those beautiful eyes should be: Black Belly Bear Zhou Zhu!
Damn, what should I do now?Seeing the playfulness in his eyes, I just feel that my plan is failing! 55555~God, I just want to play a little prank, can't even this little requirement be satisfied?
Nervously, he put his hand on his lips, signaling the other party not to speak.Fortunately, Zhou Zhu nodded with a bright smile.
"Senior Fuji," the kid's voice came from the living room, "Have you found the tea yet?"
It's over, the kid is definitely coming in.But, "I found it, it will be ready soon." Zhou Zhu naturally threw a word at the people in the living room.
this answer?It seems that he is ready to help me.
"Okay, Yutong." Smiling and looking at me, "Why did you suddenly come through the window? It seems that the door is not broken!"
"Hehe~" With a dry smile, let's be frank and lenient, "I have a relatively innovative plan, but it must be laid out without anyone noticing. As a result, you discovered it during the process. "He shrugged innocently and sent a pitiful look.
As my brother said, no one can bear the pitiful look in my eyes.Hehe~ Is he praising my acting skills in a disguised form?
"What's the plan? Yutong will tell me?" The tone is affirmative~
"Hey, Zhou Zhu," nodded resignedly, "don't you want to see Tezuka change his face? Especially when you see something more, uh~ more mature, it must be classic?"
"Can Yutong make this happen? I'm curious." She showed a very interested look.
"Of course." I replied confidently, "But the premise is that Zhou Zhu doesn't say that he met me."
After a little thought, the other party raised his head with a smile on his face, "Deal. I hope Yu Tong won't let me down."
"Do not worry!"
After a while...
"Hey, Uncle, you're here~" Xiao Wu's eyes were sharp, and he saw the serious (actually pretending) person first.Greetings loudly.
"En." He looked like an elder, "Which one of you is the head of the tennis club?"
"It's me, Uncle." Tezuka said in a polite manner, neither humble nor overbearing.
"This young man, did you bother me?" He casually patted Echizen kid on the shoulder.
But, "Hmph~MADAMADADANE!" I knew the kid would be unhappy.Hey~
"Hey~ I'm sorry." My brother looked at the door curiously, "Didn't Yutong be called by you? Why didn't she come back?"
There is a problem~ Could it be that the ghost did something bad?But this is a small family, how can there be no rules?
Wow! Quickly retract your head and let out a soft sigh.God, this is too...
Just when Echizen Minamijiro wanted to find an excuse to evade, Fuji Shusuke spoke first, "It's like this, I asked Yutong to help me do some shopping. After all, this is the first time we have officially visited Echizen's house and gave something away , to represent our feelings." Still with a smile as bright as the sun, "Tezuka will agree."
"Hmm~" After taking a sip of tea, it was still the same.
Hmph~ You are still so calm now, but you won't be able to laugh later!I hid at the door, smiling secretly.
MS (I hereby declare: if it looks like two words in the future, use MS instead, it's simple!)
Alright, let's move on to the first part of the little girl: "Huh? Have any of you seen the new newspapers delivered by the post office today? I haven't read them yet. Help me look for them."
Hey, this old guy is really smart.All of a sudden, he cleared up his suspicions.Well, ginger is really old and hot.I admire you.
"Is this the book?" Tezuka was the first to find out, still expressionless.That's right, when I put the book down, I specially picked the place closest to him.
"exactly."
Very good, let's go to the second step! "Help me check again, is there any invoice stuck in it? The invoice for buying milk today is missing."
Uh~ Do you need a receipt to buy milk?This reason is so far-fetched... I began to doubt whether this allied army has any strength.
Then, under our gaze, Tezuka opened the frightening magazine...
Next, the following plot, please readers imagine!Oh hehehe!
—————End of the spoof chapter—————
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