The marshal saves the world with short legs

I am a newborn Tiandao.

Based on the experience of my predecessors, I carefully cared for the newborn human beings.

Watching them grow slowly, as a Heavenly Dao, I am full of a sense of accomplishment.

After growing stronger, I started to make some exercises and put them among human beings, but there was a little accident.

What a fat thing, little brothers, you have branded cultivation techniques as superstitions!The secret of magic has been labeled as magic by you!What other martial arts secrets...

You practice!

You are practicing!

Don't be obsessed with science, okay?

Which machines are interesting?

Human: I love science, science loves me!

After No. 11 failed exercises, I finally gave up giving exercises to humans.

I don't care what I love!

I'm going to see if another species has grown up!

Yes, on the other side of the blue star where human beings live, there is a twin planet of the blue star.

An egg was conceived in the planet.

As long as this egg hatches, a race can be created.

But as the Heavenly Dao, when I went to see it, I was surprised to find that the egg was still an egg, and there was no sign of hatching at all.

I:……

What are you doing, big white egg!

You hatched!

You hatched!

Don't be special, okay?

Good or bad!

Big White Egg: I am the only egg in this world, I am too lonely to come out.

Then I watched the big white egg helplessly, and it became a dead egg.

I:……

You guys are the worst class I've ever led!

Not anymore!

I can't bear this grievance!

So, as the Dao of Heaven, I felt wronged and went to find another Dao of Heaven who cultivated me and cried: "Brother, you don't know how difficult it is to bring the humans and newborns in my world!"

But I never thought that there is no most difficult to take, only more difficult to take.

When I returned to my world, human beings somehow ran to the planet where the big white egg was bred.

Moreover, it also absorbed the origin of the big white egg and began to evolve towards another place.

I:……

If you don't cry, isn't it because of an accident?

In this world, there is still salvation, there is still salvation!

At least, at least they understand that there are things in this world that their science cannot solve.

I never imagined that even at this point, human beings still love science and come up with all kinds of robots.

I:……

Your physique has begun to change, hey!

Don't borrow external force anymore, okay?

Take a look at the exercises that Lao Tzu recommended to you, hey!

Isn't he good at blowing up a planet in a circle?

Human: My robot can do it too!

Me: Tired...

Just, really tired.

Too tired to talk.

No more, bring a hammer!

You fend for yourself!

It is impossible to fend for itself, and it is impossible for the two races to fend for themselves if they are so angry that they are destroyed in situ.

I got up again and looked at the human beings again, only to find that the human beings have consciously separated from the same race affected by the big white egg.

I was silent for a second before realizing it.

Big white egg!

It hatched!

After Dabaidan smothered himself seven times, he finally hatched!

Wait, what's with the Zerg name?

How could there be such an ugly name?

Is it possible to kneel and beg to change the name?

Ah!

Zerg: It is impossible to change the name, and it is impossible to change the name in this life!

Me: Forget it, isn’t it just a name? Also, it’s not unacceptable.

It's just, big white egg, can you be more peaceful, hey!

I beg you, please don't mess around!

Your energy is already distributed to this race, and you can really kill yourself if you do something else!

dead……

I @￥%#……##

I'll just say something casually!

How did you really kill yourself!

If you die, you will die. This is what this new race does!

What should I do!

So I managed to arrange the new races in a hurry. After sleeping, I found that humans and Zerg were fighting in dire straits.

I:? ? ?

I fell asleep, what happened?

Stop fighting!

Stop hitting!

Do you remember that you were originally from the same race?

I checked the reason and fell silent for a moment.

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Zerg, how can you survive so well!

Do you know about Planned Parenthood?

what! ! !

Do not you know?

As Tiandao, even though my heart is constantly groaning, I can only clean up the mess.

result……

More and more chaos.

Look at the Zerg and humans who are about to fight.

I:……

I am so difficult, I am really too difficult.

Why are you humans and Zerg so difficult to bring.

If you like to fight, hit it!

I don't care!

I really don't care this time!

Really...

Just take care of it.

Regardless I think they can really play themselves off.

So I turned around and went to find a few seniors.

As a result, halfway through the chat with the senior, I felt a bad feeling.

Looking back, I see the world I run is blind and desolate.

There are not many living beings left.

Find the reason again...

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When I say you are playing with yourself, you are really playing with yourself, right?

Do you want to be so honest!

what! ! !