I couldn't fool my junior brother today [Rebirth]

"Hello...Qi Han...junior brother?"

A voice from nowhere disturbed people's dreams, Qi Han frowned, opened his eyes reluctantly, but was immediately taken aback.

He was wearing a heavy purple dress, and there was a person standing beside him. In front of him, Su Qingshui was looking at them with a kind and disgusting expression, and behind him were many monks watching them. It seems that Jiang Baili, Jiang Xin and others can be seen, but Su Jingshui said with relief:

"Most people who cultivate immortality are lonely. You can find someone who will accompany you for a lifetime, and you are very gratified as a teacher."

Qi Han felt the hairs on his back stand on end.

Suddenly the corner of the sleeve was gently pulled down. He turned his head and saw Yu Qixian standing beside him wearing a white dress of similar style and different color, with a gentle smile as always, which immediately made him feel at ease.

Yu Qixian smiled and said: "What are you doing so stupidly during the double cultivation ceremony, why don't you thank Master soon?"

Double Cultivation Ceremony?

This word made Qi Han's heart skip a beat.

This is, he has formed a Taoist partner with his senior brother?

In a trance, he thanked Su Qingshui perfunctorily, and when he came back to his senses, there were only him and his senior brother left around, Yu Qixian was looking at him with a smile, Qi Han had never seen Yu Qixian showing such an expression , I just feel like my heart is going to melt.

A heartfelt sense of satisfaction and happiness filled his heart, and those things that were wrong and strange became unimportant in an instant. He held Yu Qixian's hand tightly, and now he just wanted to hug her tightly .

In fact he did.

"It feels like a dream." Yu Qixian sighed suddenly.

"kindness?"

Yu Qixian smiled and said: "You and I are brothers, and it is still a bit inappropriate to form a Taoist couple, but I didn't expect the master to bless us...I am so happy."

Qi Han's heart was slightly sour, he really wanted to say, Master is very dark, you should stop admiring him so much, but seeing Yu Qixian's expression, he couldn't tell, in the end it was just to divert his attention and said: "Senior brother Why do you care so much, you are my Taoist companion, and now everyone in the cultivation world knows it! If you do this again, I will kiss you!"

Yu Qixian glanced at him with a smile that was not a smile: "If you want to kiss, then you can kiss, but since we are both Taoists, are you sure you still want to call me senior brother?"

Qi Han's heart fluttered for a moment, his ears felt hot, but his eyes were extremely focused. He looked at Yu Qixian, and wanted to call him, but suddenly he got stuck——

...What is the character of senior brother?

Qi Han opened his mouth, unable to speak for a long time, Yu Qixian looked at him suspiciously and said, "This is...do you like calling me senior brother so much?"

Turning his eyes in embarrassment, Qi Han coughed lightly and said, "Brother...you, it seems you haven't told me your name..."

Yu Qixian said "huh": "Didn't I tell you? Well, then you can remember it, my word is——"

"Qi Han!" Yu Qixian's words were suddenly interrupted by a call, Qi Han frowned in dissatisfaction, looked up into the sky, and saw a red figure that he didn't want to see at this time.

"Yanxian! What are you doing here!" Qi Han blocked Yu Qixian behind him, and looked at the man in the gorgeous red dress warily. Yanxian looked at them for a while with a vague expression, always smiling Yi's face turned cold.

What also cooled down along with him was his tone:

"I'll just say why your attitude has become more and more indifferent recently. It turns out that you have a new love."

His words were like a thunderbolt, Qi Han was so angry that his lips trembled, and he didn't have time to pay attention to why Yan Xian appeared in the Hao Miao Sect, he just said angrily: "Don't say this kind of pretending to be ambiguous!" The words are misleading! What new love is there, this is my only Taoist companion, my senior brother!"

Yan Xian showed a mocking expression: "Oh? That's not what you said in bed the day before yesterday..."

Qi Han: "Who is with you...in what bed!!"

Yan Xian: "Well, yes, think about it carefully that we are indeed not on the bed, but on the ground, in the water, and you still tie me up with a rope..."

Qi Han saw that he was describing the matter darker and darker, so he stopped talking nonsense and prepared to do it directly, but Yu Qixian stopped him:

The tone of the monk in white was still so gentle, but Qi Han always felt a little terrified: "This... Fellow Daoist Yan, I think there may be some misunderstanding between us, why don't you sit down and talk slowly?"

Yan Xian thought for a while, but agreed: "That's fine, I'll expose that kid Qi Han's true face to you."

Qi Han: "...Hello!!!"

He was about to hold Yu Qixian, but when the other party turned his head, his expression was slightly condensed. When Qi Han saw Yu Qixian's appearance, he felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and silently withdrew his hand, and then heard him road:

"Qi Han, you wait for us here."

It’s over.

This was the only thought in Qi Han's mind.

No, no, what's the matter with this feeling of being raped? !He obviously has nothing to do with Yan Xian...Damn it!I don't know how that guy will slander him against his innocent senior brother! !

After waiting anxiously for a long time, the two of them did not come back. Suddenly, a child came running cautiously. When he saw Qi Han, he hesitated for a while and said:

"That... Daoist Qi Han, senior brother asked me to tell you that he has gone to ask the master to dissolve the relationship between the two of them..."

Qi Han only felt his eyes go dark.

……

Headache.

This was the only feeling Qi Han felt when he woke up.

It seems... Just now, he and his senior brother formed a Taoist couple, and then Yan Xian came to stir up trouble, but the senior brother was deceived by the traitor and wanted to reconcile with him...

No, he has to explain to his senior brother, and he will never agree to the termination of the Taoist relationship! !

As soon as he sat up and saw the bright red robe covering his body, Qi Han's expression became very terrifying for a moment, and then he waved his hand violently to summon flames to turn the clothes into ashes.

After burning the clothes, Qi Han fell silent as he looked at the rising sun and the rubble under his feet.

The memory before the fragment came back bit by bit, and at the same time told him that what he encountered before was just a dream.

... There is a feeling of relief but loss.

Qi Han sat down on the tiles, still holding a handful of ashes left by the burning clothes in his hands, his head was still throbbing with pain, this symptom seemed to be a hangover, and he only took a sip, I have to say That wine really had a lot of stamina.

If I remember correctly, it was the Immortal Banquet, but I drank the rest of the altar...

Suddenly thinking for a while, Qi Han remembered that he is also a Jindan cultivator now, how could he not notice it if he was dreaming?The only possibility is...

"Yunzhi!!" he said angrily.

"Ahem." After a while, a guilty voice sounded, and Yun Zhi slowly gathered his figure.

Qi Han: "What did you do to my dream?!"

Yun Zhi suddenly said seriously: "Don't you guys know how to be grateful at all?! If I hadn't stimulated you with a secret method, you might have to sleep until tonight! Are you still going to see your father?!"

Qi Han felt that he had the urge to rub Yunzhi hard: "What secret method?! Your so-called secret method is to make me have those... messy dreams!!" He recalled the content of the dream with a smile on his face. I couldn't help but get a little red, but it recovered quickly.

Yun Zhi shook his head: "No, no, how can it be a messy dream? My secret technique will let you experience the most secret desire in your heart, and then set off your most fearful thing! Let people try to fall from the sky overnight The feeling of going underground, that’s what I’m talking about.”

"Nonsense!" Qi Han retorted, forming a Taoist couple with his senior brother... He did think about it a little bit, but there must be something wrong with the most feared thing! !

Yun Zhi spread his hands: "Well, if you don't want to believe it, then I can't help it, but the facts cannot be changed! By the way, the character of the person in your dream is the impression you formed of that person in your subconscious..."

Qi Han: "So? What do you want to express?"

Yun Zhi said: "No, I just want to sigh with emotion, in your heart your senior brother really looks like..."

Qi Han finally completely rolled his eyes at Yun Zhi, got up and patted his clothes, he didn't come back last night, I'm afraid Uncle He would be in a hurry.

Putting Yun Zhi back into the natural material in his body, Qi Han urged the magic weapon back to the small courtyard arranged by Uncle He in the imperial city, and as expected saw Uncle He anxiously saying: "Your Highness! What are you doing tonight?" Where did you go! I thought you..."

Qi Han rubbed his temples: "Uncle He, don't worry, I won't run away until I make a clear decision with Qi Yu."

Uncle He breathed a sigh of relief: "Since Your Highness has such determination, I am relieved. That villain Qi Yu issued an imperial order claiming that you have been missing for many years and returned. He wants to hold a banquet for you and announce the restoration of your prince status. I am afraid that he wants to use it." What kind of gentle tricks, Your Highness must not fall into his tricks!"

Qi Han nodded: "Of course I won't."

Qi Yu's attitude was unclear before, but now he suddenly welcomes Qi Han's return, and has an obvious intention to win him over...

I'm afraid there is some conspiracy?

Qi Han closed his eyes, when Yun Zhi suddenly made a sound, almost startling him.

"Be careful of the people around you." After Yun Zhi finished speaking, he closed his eyes again and relied on Tian Cai to nourish his incomplete soul.

Be careful of people around you?What does it mean?

This is to tell him to be careful...Uncle He?

Qi Han still wanted to ask more clearly, but Yun Zhi was unwilling to open his mouth no matter what, and pursed his lower lip, Qi Han felt that there was nothing to do.

Although this Yunzhi has a lot of background, he is often insane because of his incomplete soul. Sometimes he speaks and does things for no reason, which can really piss him off.

But it is undeniable that he cannot be underestimated.

When he is not "ill", Qi Han often feels silent pressure when facing him.

Qi Han clenched his joints, and when he faced Uncle He again, he secretly felt a little more wary.

TBC.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yun Zhi: I want to declare that the people in the dream are all based on the dreamer's own impression, so the ooc is all because of themselves!I don't take this blame!

Yu Qixian: Well, no wonder, I was wondering what the character of "I" was in that dream.

Scumbag author: Actually, it's all because the readers want to watch the Shura field... No, wouldn't Gong be scolded under normal circumstances? ? ?

Yu Qixian: Probably... he was usually tricked too badly.

The scumbag author came back from shopping, and I feel like I'm already lazy [paralyzed]

It is said that the scumbag author got his ears pierced today, and my friend told me: It doesn’t hurt at all

...you big bastard!Don't hurt a ghost! (flip table

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