The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

The taste of falling out of love is like a cup of bitter coffee.

Han Xiao put a piece of candy in his mouth when he went home, it was so sweet.

There was no one at home, so Han Xiao threw the things he had packed on the table, and walked towards the room while taking off his coat.The first big thing in life: turn on the computer and post.The title is: In order to invite the male god to eat, the host of Yuzui invited the male god and the goddess to go together and spent tens of thousands of yuan, but all of them were in vain

Han Xiao stared at the replies downstairs, she said that she was the second in terms of fake ability, and no one in the vicinity dared to say that she was number one.

First floor: Luzhu, you are naughty again

Second floor: dreaming

Third floor: It's obvious that your male god is half-hearted, while he is asking the goddess about her care, and at the same time using you as a spare tire.Han Xiao replied with a heartbroken heart: The male god and I confided in him, he only wants the goddess and not the dog's tail grass, crying blind...

Reply on the third floor: touch the landlord, spend money to buy a lesson

Fourth floor: The landlord must not be overwhelmed!

Han Xiao rubbed her head, when did she lose her mind?

Then it started to go wrong: the host is broken in love, is he going to commit suicide live?

The following reply from a large group of followers: Is it better to live broadcast and eat Xiangxiang?

Another said: The white lotus drops golden beans at every turn, scaring people with death, saying that male gods don't want the landlord, who would dare to want such a thing?Who is playing life and death with you!

This is already the [-]th floor: light the wax for the landlord

Floor 31: Let go of that male god and let me come...

Floor 32: Is no one paying homage to Hao?The landlord asks for a leg pendant, the hanging will warm the bed!

Han Xiao "..."

She felt a hundred million tons of damage!

After thinking about it for a while, Han Xiao made a terrible decision, before posting next time, she would add some fancy coins to her account, all those who praised her would be given fancy coins, and those who dared to scold her for being a white lotus would be kicked aside!Well, we must not let wretched, wretched, male, messy, dirty!

Just as he was laughing wretchedly, touching his chin, the phone rang untimely, and Han Xiao was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground.

Caller ID Xiao Chen?

Who is coming?

Han Xiao racked his brains to suddenly remember that this blind date person who had been put aside for so many days, was that guy who was a bit fat and whose salary was not as high as hers?What are you calling for?Didn't we all agree not to contact you at the beginning?

Hesitatingly swipe to answer, "Hello!"

"Is it Xiao Zi?"

"No." Han Xiao pretended to hang up the phone.

"Xiao Zi, Xiao Zi, I, Xiao Chen, have something to ask for you!" The other party stood in front of the phone booth and stuttered.

She hates being called Xiao Zi and Xiao Zi very much, and the family members are not like that, but some outsiders give her a nickname that they think is funny in order to express their so-called kindness, "Say."

"I, can, can I..."

"I can't!" Han Xiao didn't hear what Xiao Chen said clearly, and he didn't want to waste time and said impatiently: "Can you say it well if you have something to say? Can you keep the peach in your mouth?"

"Can you lend me some money!" Xiao Chen finally said out in shame.

Borrowing money within two weeks of knowing each other...

Han Xiao was in a strange mood, extremely deep, "I just got back from an appointment in the morning, and I lost ten thousand yuan. Do you think you can borrow it from Mama Liu?"

"If you don't borrow it, don't borrow it, make excuses..." Xiao Chen scolded in front of the phone booth, then dropped the phone again.

Since she was a child, she has never been yelled at by any unmannered man. Even if she slandered those male gods she had pursued before, they were very polite and expressed their understanding of her.

Sure enough, not everyone can be a male god, Xiao Chen, you are doomed to be short and poor, born alone.

Han Xiao didn't take the fact that Xiao Chen asked her to borrow money out of nowhere, it's not important, well, she started to continue to be sad, the male god dumped her, she had to find the next male god to take over.

A person who is usually quite nerdy, uses their school as a way to find a male god, and asks her classmates at school to introduce her to the seniors, so she doesn't know anything else!

Han Xiao rummaged through the girls on Penguin who he hadn't contacted for a long time, and sent messages one by one: rich, self-willed!

After waiting for almost an hour, a person named "Canruo Xingkong" on the Internet sent back a message: No money, die!

Han Xiao was tired from sitting at the computer desk, so he leaned against the pillow with his mobile phone in his hand.In order to play Penguin Farm to steal food, she added a lot of friends. This Canruo Xingkong is in the list of classmates, but she didn't remember who it was before she gave a note. Do you know her very well?Make fun of her for having no money?

Han Xiao sent a message: Please handsome guy!

Can Ruo Xingkong: I am

Don't Forget Cold Pool: Please meet

Brilliant starry sky: good

Mo Wang Han Tan: Let's have a shot?

Shining like a starry sky: too fast

Mo Wang Hantan: Shouldn't I be the one who said that? . . . . .

Bright like a starry sky:? ? ?

Mo Wang Han Tan: When talking about ambiguous topics, how can men speak too quickly?Don't be funny, girl, find me a handsome guy

3 minutes passed.

5 minutes passed.

7 minutes passed.

Before the other party sent a message, Han Xiao couldn't sit still, and said in an exaggerated voice: "No, girl, you don't need to be angry if you expose it, you are all in the classmate list, and we can have fun if you are not a handsome guy!"

Brilliant Starry Sky: Boring

"It won't be boring if you tease me, right?"

Bright like a starry sky: yes

"Okay then, girl, go ahead!"

Shining like a starry sky: no time

"Don't! The willful messages are sent by many people. After a long time, you are the only one who hooks up. I'm too boring. You can talk to me for a while!"

Can Ruo Xingkong: After get off work

"Is it convenient to say something now? Let me guess who you are!"

10 minutes passed.

Han Xiao never knew how patient he was. He waited for 10 minutes for news from a girl, but not only did the girl not speak to her, she didn't even bother to type. Han Xiao felt a little aggrieved.

I'm hungry, eat instant noodles, oh no, I haven't eaten the packed ones yet, let's get rid of them.

Time: 4:10pm

It's boring, let's read a novel for a while.

Time 4:50, the favorite author does not update, reminds me to update: great, great, great, great

The old book fell in love with the book shortage, and all the eggs in his body hurt.

Close the website and browse the gossip posts.

time5:30

The sister-in-law called home and said that she might come back late tonight and couldn't cook.

Han Xiao hung up the phone with an "oh", and looked at the window in a daze. It turned out that the curtains were still drawn, and the day passed without doing anything!

Limp all over, he got up and went to the kitchen, seeing a series of pots and pans, Han Xiao grinned. Cooking is not as easy as asking her to kill a chicken!

Open the refrigerator, there are some persimmons, cucumbers, and bananas in it. Well, it’s not her fault that there aren’t enough food in the refrigerator if you don’t cook, so go back to your room and sleep.

After sleeping until 6 or 7 o'clock, Mother Han's unique voice floated above her head, "Get up and help kill the chicken."

Han Xiao was confused, "What chicken to kill?"

"Your brother has been married for two years and your sister-in-law is not pregnant yet, so feed them chicken soup!"

"Mom, why do you buy live chickens?" Han Xiaoyu dragged her shoes and her mother downstairs and went outside, opening her mouth so wide that she could stuff an apple into it.

"Live chicken is great tonic, look at this cockscomb, it was recommended by Mama Liu from your noodle shop." Han's mother held the chicken and beckoned her daughter to help.

Han Xiao almost screamed, "Mom, don't come close to me, I'm scared! This thing is not a girl's job, where are my dad and brother? Tell them to come out!"

"He didn't come back from work."

"Then wait for them to come back."

"Don't be so procrastinating, I'll give you the knife and start it quickly, it will be dark if you wait any longer!" Han's mother pinched the chicken's arms and urged.

There is nothing unusual about this old chicken, the yellow and black hair is so ugly, it really is a must recommended by Liu Ma of the noodle shop!

This, this, this, this...

Han Xiao's sadness flowed against the current, and he took back what he said with emotion not long ago. Killing chickens is not easier than cooking. She would like to cook for ten days without killing a single chicken.