The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

I'm sorry, but before I left, I blacked out and kicked, otherwise I couldn't get away that day.Spread your hands, that is to say, you don't have to wait for newcomers to take over, you can resign and leave the stage directly. The method Yue Ting taught made Han Xiao cough dryly.

Because I went to live outside, it is inconvenient to stay in a hotel for too long, Yue Ting found a rentable house near the company through an intermediary, and I can go to see it at night. I only saw the photos, and I am still satisfied.

"One bedroom and one living room?" Han Xiao took the phone, the floor and walls looked clean, but the credibility of the beautified photos had to be compromised a little.

"Bring a small kitchen." Yue Ting leaned against the low cabinet

"Ah?" Inexplicably disgusted, Han Xiao raised his neck, looking thoughtful, "Probably, it won't be useful, right?"

"If you don't like cooking, it's good for playing!" Yue Ting doesn't care, but it's good to cook by yourself if you have time, there's no need to go outside all of a sudden, it's expensive!It's time to think about the firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.

Use the kitchen to play, dirty food, why don't you go to heaven

1 rejections!

Han Xiao: "Cake style?"

Yue Ting was stunned for a second, uncertain: "What are you discussing with me?"

Han Xiao: "People. Body. Sheng. Feast?"

Yue Ting: "..."

Han Xiao: "Is that the word?"

Yue Ting: "..."

Let's go to the house together

good location

The host is very enthusiastic and introduced nearby restaurants and supermarkets, which are more affordable. Of course, the vegetable market is even better. I will bring two people to bargain tomorrow.Han Xiao rubbed his nose, Yue Ting agreed with a smile, if he has time, he will work tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, he is too busy

The landlady said it's okay

So that's the deal?Rent this?Han Xiao rubbed the back of his head, inexplicably feeling that he had been fooled.Yue Ting explained that the house is pretty good, except that it is a little expensive. During this period of time, you should eat dirt, buy less useless things, and spend your money wisely.

It was the first time that spending was restricted, and Han Xiao was embarrassed. Ever since Yue Ting bought anime accessories and spent a lot of money, Han Xiao's bottom line of not spending money on accessories seemed to be broken in an instant, and it was already exploded.Almost every day, Han Xiao would buy something online, and Wushuang was not a match, and when he was happy, he would buy as many as four or five of the same item.

Realized that I was too much, a little awkward

Han Xiao was shy: "Why don't we play in the kitchen today, and clean up together tomorrow..."

Yue Ting was expressionless, "Are you making it up to me?"

Han Xiao pointed at his fingers, "...that's what you think."

Yue Ting hehe, "You are just one piece in my eyes."

Worth a dollar mean?

"..."

How many times do you have to be slapped to plug the hole!

God help!

Half a month later, Han Xiao found a job again, and the speed was good. It looked like he had been single for many years.Hmm, now I have a girlfriend that I can show off, go out to watch movies together, spread dog food, show affection, this time is busy, less communication and going out, let's take this opportunity to talk more about feelings.

In movie theaters, men and women sit together on the left and right. These days, it is difficult to catch single dogs in movie theaters.

A couple next to them ate popcorn, Han Xiao followed suit, and even took out a handful and stuffed it into Yue Ting's mouth.

"What are you doing?" Yue Ting was surprised, not used to eating on such occasions.

Han Xiao sighed deeply, "Don't let me have the illusion of playing with my girlfriends."

Yue Ting nodded pretendingly, "The word girlfriend is black, you want to black me?"

"what!"

The female ghost in front screams

He. Mom. Da, you are a ghost, you are called a woolen yarn!

Han Xiao resented, the interrupted topic couldn't catch up, crunching and chewing candy, the chocolate he bought was crunchy.

Yue Ting mentioned something else, "The Taoist priest is on stage, I heard he is very popular!"

Han Xiao rolled his eyes, could the traffic niche not be popular, and even took a picture of him, "Since when did you pay attention to this kind of thing?"

Yue Ting also took a piece of chocolate and ate it, her voice was vague, "Opposites attract."

The sister with big breasts just doesn’t speak well →_→

Han Xiao don't eat chocolate anymore

bitter

Unpalatable

spit it out into the candy

Yue Ting has been paying attention

Noticing Han Xiao's abnormal behavior, she was still pinching the candy with both hands, and she suddenly couldn't eat anymore, "Can you stop being so disgusting?"

"None of your business!"

"You disgust me!"

"If you have the ability, you vomit!"

"..." Guan Ai's mentally handicapped eyes

Han Xiao thinks that his emotions are not going well, blocked, depressed, depressed, waiting for the small things on the line, so he can't bear to see others getting tired of it.Female ghosts and Taoist priests are in love, that sensational, disgusting →_→

Burn the heterosexuals!

Defeat the hostile forces, and you can be cleansed!

The long-winded dialogue between the female ghost and the Taoist priest is nothing more than a different way between humans and ghosts, and it is difficult for the Taoist priest, because ghosts suck people's energy.The routine was too deep and boring, Han Xiao's thoughts turned to strange and weird places, did ghosts suck people to sleep?Isn't this ghost a place? How many sleeps does it take to condense a body?

Said that male ghosts don't have Ding.Ding

Does that female ghost have that or something?

Eyes unconsciously staring at the film

Han Xiao didn't look carefully because he was running away just now, and he couldn't understand it even if his desire for knowledge was strong. He stretched out his hand to push Yue Ting next to him, and asked, "Have they done it?"

"...Does your authority always eat dry food?"

"Oh."

Yue Ting thought she was fine, so she continued to watch, Han Xiao continued, "It turns out that the male lead is a dry-cooked man!"

"..."

The voices of the two of them were not talking loudly, but they couldn't stand the young couple next to them and they didn't think much about the movie. The girl giggled and said, "I guess I didn't do it. The people next to me didn't discuss it. I've seen the trailer." , this film seems to have been deleted!"

"Then can I find resources online?" Han Xiao asked casually out of curiosity.

"I don't know!" The girl shook her head.The boy next to her yawned, "It's so bloody, it's a waste of money!" "Humph!"

Han Xiaomo

Yue Ting smiled, "Do you think it's better to have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, I can be fucked!" Han Xiao felt deeply regretful.

Yue Ting: "..."

Talking like she can't

despised

Great

You can have an excuse to get back to the game tonight!

After watching the movie, press the road

Han Xiao took a shortcut, it was quite quiet, Yue Ting suddenly asked, "Did you watch the news this morning?"

"What news?"

"There have been robberies on this road in recent months!" Yue Ting checked the time, it was already very late.

"cut!"

Han Xiao walked in the heat, and flung his coat over his shoulders, "Go grab it if you have the ability, and beat him to the ground!" A cold wind suddenly gushed out, and Ma De played tricks, freezing to death, Han Xiao shrank his neck, just now The little heat that came out of the mask was gone, and it ran clean.

This is better than pretending, negative points!

Han Xiao hurriedly looked back, and as expected, Yue Ting crossed her arms and looked at the joke.Han Xiao didn't dare to put his clothes back on, he scolded him enough for that robber, if he has hands and feet, he'll be serious if he doesn't do it.

Han Xiao is thinking that if he meets him, he will teach these idiots a lesson.

As soon as I thought about it, someone screamed in front of me

For a moment, it seemed to be brought into the scene of Conan

Shout out to Yue Ting, "Let's go!"

Yue Ting "......"

Han Xiao fantasized about the scene of the murder, and then stretched out his fingers in a terrified manner, and shouted, "You are the culprit!" "There is only one truth!" "I want to arrest you!" "Anyway, anything that can be compared!"

Then he pulled Yue Ting and ran in the opposite direction, "Hurry up, call the police!"

"What?" Yue Ting froze for a moment, "Aren't you going?"

"Fuck it, if there are too many of them, can I beat them? If you get stabbed, you will be a widow. To be a man, you must know the current affairs and be passionate. If you can't save someone, you will be stupid if you go in by yourself!"

Yue Tingmo

After running some distance, Han Xiao asked, "Why don't you call?"

Yue Ting looked at the mentally handicapped eyes, "When watching a movie, the young couple sitting next to you is probably playing on the wall. I heard from those two people just after I left the movie theater that they want to play the roles of the robber and the victim." play."

Han Xiao: "..."

What can she say?

She also wants to play!

"Wait!" Han Xiao dawdled, looking east and west, standing with his hands in his pockets against the wall

"Do you want to stay here to hibernate?" Yue Ting walked three feet away while speaking.

"It's fun." Han Xiao insisted.

"What?" He paused for a moment.

Han Xiao coughed, "I am a robber!"

What a fool, Yue Ting was silent. After a while, she continued walking without looking back and said, "Congratulations on changing careers."

"that's it?"

"Ah."

"You have nothing else to say?"

"Welcome to the tea bureau."

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiongju for pushing the grenade~

Thank you Xiaowu for mine~