The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

a sunny afternoon

"Sister, why are you still at home?" Han Ling left the urgently needed documents at home. He was not in a hurry when he came back last night. Suddenly, the boss asked for it, so he had to drive home to get it. Fortunately, there was no traffic jam on the road.As soon as he entered the room and saw Han Xiao leaning on the sofa watching TV, Han Ling regretted a bit, and said, "I knew I would have asked you to deliver it for me!"

"What?" Han Xiao chewed on potato chips

Variety shows are popular, all kinds of big names, but what she watched was a zombie movie made 20 years ago→_→

When Han Ling walked away, he glanced at it, and saw a zombie crawling out of the well with fangs at the corners of his mouth and a rotten, dirty, messy smell. ... You, you have to keep pace with the times!"

"Do you dislike my old-fashioned thinking? Huh, this is called conservative. It's much better than the big, breasted, and women you keep in the game every day. They don't wear as many swimsuits! Only people with such a simple thinking like me deserve to have it." A sincere love.!" Han Xiao flicked his hair, his movements were crisp and neat, all revealing confidence

"Hey, my love with your sister-in-law is not sincere? We both have children!"

"In these days, you can conceive artificially, masturbate by yourself, have a second baby if you have money..."

"Okay, I'm going, go play by yourself!" Waving his hand, Han Ling put on his shoes, opened the door and ran downstairs, his sister's chanting, even without Monkey King's magic spell, he still had a headache.

no more

Hey!

In these years, the man who is running around for his life has gone through many vicissitudes!

Click, click, chew potato chips

These days, my sister-in-law often goes out for a walk, saying that it is good for the body, and it is easy to give birth to a baby. She wants to ensure the best life schedule and good health

And Han Xiao had to admit that she was lazier than her sister-in-law, who ate tablets at home every day, and also had to admit that she seemed unemployed...

unemployed!

Uncle expressed guilt, but there was nothing embarrassing about it, but he was very particular about his work, so he specially sent a bird over, locked it in a small cage, and now it was hanging from the window and swinging back and forth!

Han Xiao rests his chin, and doesn't know what kind of breed he is, he can chirp a few words!

Things given by others can't be considered bad, but this is leisurely and carefree. Most of them are old people, especially raising birds!It was rare for Han Xiao to feel that he was a living person with arms and legs.

Stretch out, go downstairs for a walk. Bird!

Some old people in the park were playing chess, and Han Xiao watched it together, but she didn't understand this, so it was boring to watch for a long time, so she simply went to sit on the bench next to it.The bird he was carrying was honest, pecking its own feathers in the cage, it was boring!Is Yue Ting going to get off work soon?Shaking the phone, it seems to be running out of battery?have something to say quickly

beep beep beep beep beep

"Honey I miss you!"

Yue Ting happened to be in the bathroom, so she could only answer the phone. Otherwise, if she deserted in front of other colleagues, she would not be far away from being scolded. Shui then answered, "You're still so enthusiastic during the dog days, you're almost cooked!"

"It's okay, it's cooked, it's tender on the outside and tender on the inside, it's time for dinner!" Han Xiao crossed her legs, looking calm, her location is in the shade, and she tied a windmill on her forehead like someone else, it's very cool, and the chair next to her There is also a bag of snacks on it. "How about it, when do you get off work?"

"You can't tell!" Yue Ting looked at herself in the mirror. She didn't bother to touch up her makeup in such hot weather. "Our company is going to hold an anniversary celebration this Friday. The boss is urging us to shorten the construction period!"

"The rhythm of working overtime!"

Han Xiao counted with his fingers, don't even think about dinner, he might squeeze out a movie if it's early.

"Play slowly, I'm off to work." Yue Ting said a few more words before hanging up.Zhang Qingchen, who happened to be sitting in the office all morning, also walked into the bathroom, and the two greeted each other. Zhang Qingchen complained unhappily, "It's great to have a celebration, but it's hot and hard work, and my skin hurts." Can't stop! I don't have time to apply a mask at noon!"

"Then save it and save it for the day of the celebration!"

This time the company held a masquerade party. On that day, the employees could wear all kinds of exotic costumes, act as they wish, and make up as they like.Indispensable, delicate makeup, maybe heavy makeup?

And this time with another company's social event, all employees can participate, and the chance of catching Kaizi has increased by [-]%!

Yue Ting waved her finger, gestured for "three", and said when she finally left: "Come on, the organization is optimistic about you!"

beep --

The phone reminded that the battery was too low, Han Xiao glanced at it, and continued to drink milk.tea.As the sun goes down, there are more elderly people in the park, and more birds walking. You can also listen to the birds talking from time to time, such as: [Good afternoon, good afternoon! 】

[Hello, sir! 】

[Hello aunt! 】

[Hello master! 】

Hey!Han Xiao opened his eyes, threw away the plastic cup of milk tea, wiped his mouth, picked up his own birdcage, and teased, "Come say hello to me, say hello!"

The bird has just lived in the house for a few days, and it is still not acclimated to the water and soil. It hides from Han Xiao's fingers and shrinks into the corner of the cage.Hmph, you coward, look at him, how majestic he is, it's not as good-looking as his tail!dislike~

There was an old man sitting on the bench opposite. He raised a bird with green feathers, which was exquisite and small. The bird was chirping, [Hello everyone, hello everyone! 】

Han Xiao thought in his heart that all the birds now look like human beings, and those who don't look like parrots can talk, which is amazing!Send Yue Ting a text message with the last bit of battery, the content is her complaint above.

Yue Ting was stunned after receiving the news, and really wanted to tell Xiaocutie that starlings and lyrebirds can also talk, so touch their heads~

Han Xiao shook the birdcage, and said, "You're so ugly!"

It is said that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, and this bird will also curse when it is in a hurry. After all, people have a natural mouth advantage!After enduring the inexplicable master for a long time, it finally opened its mouth, [Stupid! 】

How can you bend your golden body after a few times in your life?

Awesome bird!

It can be used to quarrel with people later, God assists!

Shrewd mind, clever bird head!

but

Han Xiao: She has to scold back

Being ridden on the neck at the bottom of the biological chain to shit, pee, and pee, even if we get back the reputation of being stingy, we can't fulfill it!

"you idiot!"

Bird: [You are an idiot! 】

A couple walked by, their faces were strange, and they continued to say after walking away: "The bird follows the owner..."

Injustice!

Ever since he got in touch with Yue Ting, Han Xiao kept his mouth clean and never dared to utter a single dirty word. Did this bird eat something wild?

Han Xiao shook his fist and smirked, "You can't spit out ivory anymore, don't say I left you here to feed mosquitoes, hehe!"

The poor bird fluttered its wings from the laughter, and jumped to the side of the cage, staring at a pair of watery eyes and chirping [My dear, I was wrong! 】

【Honey, I was wrong! 】

【Honey, I was wrong! 】

He is very knowledgeable about current affairs, and has the value of continuing to cultivate!

But birds can also intercede. Words?

Han Xiao Wangtian

Somehow this sounds familiar

耳热

耳痒

耳麻

耳酥

Han Xiao pointed at her finger, maybe maybe maybe...she told Yue Ting...

Cough!

Suddenly I want to fly back

What kind of bird is there when you have time, waiting for a date!

Usually, the other party is at work, busy, unable to see each other, at least he can make a phone call, Han Xiao fumbled in his pocket, and then remembered that the battery of the mobile phone was cut off, looked around, and ran to the phone booth to throw a few coins.