The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

People with reckless personas definitely have done the most regretful things. As the person involved, Han Xiao is deeply touched.Can't sleep in the middle of the night and post for help:

[I kicked my daughter-in-law on the ground, what should I do if she wants to live apart from me? 】

Contents:

The landlord still scolded her to get out!

When going out, you will feel a lot of pressure for no reason. Han Xiao can't get up all the energy. Less than 2 minutes after posting the post, he made a slight snoring sound from the tip of his nose, fell asleep, and the light on the phone screen gradually turned off.

And the follow-up content triggered by the post is still:

First floor: Why, landlord, please explain clearly, otherwise I can’t help you!

The second floor: Hehe, it’s overdone.

Third floor: Hitting someone is fun for a while, but then weep like a dog!

The fourth floor: I donate gasoline, but there are still wives these days?

Fifth floor: Note orphans!

Sixth floor: The fifth girl is very good, please don’t give up on the host (manually funny)

Seventh floor: Quietly look at the landlord's installation.

Eighth floor: I want to cuckold you

Ninth Floor: Landlord, did you catch Lao Wang next door →_→

Floor 1: +1

2nd floor: Surprised the second floor

3rd floor: The second floor is really stunning since ancient times

4th floor: prostitute

Floor 5: Pharaoh is very busy

Building 6: 6666666666 ah

Floor 7: 2333333

8th floor: The boss, the boss, the machine

Floor 9: It should be said that the landlord is not good

10th floor: It should be called Dalang, the landlord!

Tenth floor: a group of birds and beasts upstairs

Eleventh Floor: Kneel on the washboard bar

Twelfth Floor: Pleading guilty

The thirteenth floor: Look at you, you have the ability to be stubborn to the end!

Fourteenth Floor: Women are like clothes, change them again!

Floor 1: You can only wear one piece of fishing line like the landlord in your life.

Floor 2: I can't afford it, so I can only sew and mend it for another three years

Floor 3: Surprise local tyrants

Floor 4: To be honest, we now have more than 20 wives here

Floor 5: Are you joking upstairs? 100 million is not enough

Floor 6: Surprised by a group of idiots

Fifteenth Floor: Where are you pretending to be like a dog? If the landlord's wife runs away, you and the landlord have been there!

Floor 1: They are all happy to do it.

Floor 2: Am I the only one who thinks the host is a wretched uncle?

Floor 3: Silently lined up~

Sixteenth Floor: How many straight male cancers have been exposed by this fishing post →_→

Floor 1: I'm sick, map gun, if you know what straight male cancer means, just say it?

Floor 2: I know that those who let their daughter-in-law do housework and don't clean up all day are straight male cancer!

Floor 3: It’s hard for you to reply

Seventeenth floor: In the middle of the night, a deepwater torpedo blew me out!

Eighteenth Floor: No matter how you say it, cursing and beating are not right, go and apologize.

Nineteenth floor: It's been an hour, where is the landlord?This kind of eunuch who even posts posts should be pulled out and chopped (never see you again!)

Floor 1: Cut!

Floor 2: I just want to know if her daughter-in-law ran away with Lao Wang

Floor 3: Wash and sleep

4th floor: Please call the host's wife, take pity on me, a single dog!

When Han Xiao woke up early, she was still in a daze, Yue Ting woke her up, and told her in a few words that she would be busy these days, so you can play by yourself!

Do you want to waste your time?

Yes, Yue Ting is about to enter work mode, Han Xiao privately thinks that this is to earn money to support the family, so the pigeons have said that walking down the road together to go shopping, eating, chatting and playing together is nothing...

Well, when Yue Ting's mouth is bald

But a little resentment!

Really don't care about kicking her?

Yue Ting: "I am a person who distinguishes between public and private!"

Han Xiao: It's embarrassingly embarrassing to use these words to describe yourself.

Watching Yue Ting drive away pretending

Han Xiao almost ran after him and yelled: We agreed that we are not familiar with the road conditions, so we need to take a taxi when we go out?

you just don't want me to sit

just don't want me to sit

let me sit

let me sit

let me ride

We agreed to be fishing together, but you quietly got ahead and drove without me!

Cover your face and cry!

Alright, Han Xiao wiped away his tears and went to sister-in-law's house

this

It is also a great god!

The second elder brother and the first brother in the family specially sent red envelopes for Han Xiao to watch, um, watch, once the matter of Xiaodou Sprout's transfer to kindergarten is resolved, Tudou will move immediately, and don't stay at her mother's house.

The family of three wanted my sister-in-law to steam the buns early.

Han Xiao passed by and came to visit, "Busy?"

The sister-in-law is packing clothes and other daily necessities, "I plan to go back in a few days, what do you think?"

"Stay for a few more days!" Han Xiao said this, feeling inexplicably guilty. He glanced at Little Bean Sprouts playing in the suitcase, and quickly changed the subject, "Baby is cute, eat candy!"

Oh no, kids shouldn't eat candy

awkward

When abducting loli, he said he was used to eating sugar

Cough!

Probably the sister-in-law also wanted to stay at home more, so she didn't ask Han Xiao about the specific situation, so she acquiesced.

Just chatting if you have nothing to do, so many days have passed, the cosmetics are over, the snacks are over, the clothes are over, the daily necessities are over, the car and the house are over, and the children are inevitably mentioned again.

Yes, I asked Han Xiao

I heard you went to dinner together

I heard that you also know the important people Yue Ting knows?

Have you spoken to them?

What do you look like?

How old are you?

Are there any objects?

Male or female?

Your sister-in-law has a lot of people of the right age, can you give me a line?

Han Xiao vomited blood and fell to the ground

"If it's a man, I'll accept it myself!"

"That's a girl?" The girl said regretfully.

"It's an old man." Emphasized

"Old man!" Sister-in-law said meaningfully

Han Xiao lay on the sofa and didn't want to get up, he was so blue and thin, he looked so mushroomy, and he was weak, "What's the matter, do you still have an old lady of the right age at home!"

"It's a pity not to have it." The girl took the words and said with emotion

To say this elderly woman;

No, it should be said that this is a married woman;

Looking at the problem, they are more or less the same down-to-earth;

We have never been married, and even a man can only touch his own brother's sister. Seeing the problem is more of a fantasy, what is lacking and what is there to make up for.

Speaking of which, Han Xiao's eyes are so high

When I opened my dog's eyes, I wanted to take a look at Shuai Guoguo, blame him, Han Daling, okay?Look at his face all day, and change to an ugly one, so you can't look directly at it, okay?It's like you are used to eating meat, are you willing to lower your face and lower your identity to eat white radish?It's not a gray rabbit or a white rabbit!

In this regard, the neighbor's sister was also led badly by a series;

Everyone wants to find handsome pot;

tell the truth;

The country still owes a lot of girls a handsome pot!

Han Xiao: Fortunately, I got rid of the sea of ​​suffering and became a Buddha immediately

Yue Ting is a great savior

God sent her to save me!

Yue Ting must have saved a galaxy!

The sister-in-law saw how intoxicated she was, and ate melon seeds and said, "Which male god in your family do you miss again?"

"Why can't I think of a goddess?" There are not many people who are as beautiful as Yue Ting, and I accidentally saw her legs yesterday, white, white, no wonder people wear skirts in winter, even if they don't show it .The meat is also worn, the legs are long!

sister in law:"……"

Girl: "..."

Bean Sprout: "Lu Sen (goddess), Lu Sen (goddess)..."

Han Xiao pinched the baby's little face, "You said there are not many people as beautiful as me?"

"You stink!" Little Bean Sprout said after running away

"Hahaha!"

The door opened, and Little Sun's family came in. After hearing the words of the three adults and one child, Little Sun took off his coat and said bluntly: "The whole family also plays. Sexy. Pressure, ugly!"

Han Xiao: ...This kind of brat should be pulled out and spanked, okay?

The sister-in-law rolled her eyes, "Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful!"

Little Sun's mother pinched her and glared at her, "A dog can't spit out ivory!"

Little Sun is a little angry

Han Xiao also thought something strange, he used to boo with Little Sun, why did he act like a villain and pretend to be a hypocrite this time?The sister-in-law and sister-in-law were also surprised.Then I heard Little Sun's mother scolded her head and face, and finally beat and cried Little Sun

The three adults looked bewildered, and Little Bean Sprout jumped into the girl's arms in fright, "Curse, curse!"

Little Sunshine's mother also started to cry, the two mothers howled together, her father didn't notice, turned around and slammed the door and left

"My life is miserable!"

"You, stop crying." The sister-in-law was at a loss when she saw this posture for the first time, so she could only take the paper that wiped the child's ass and wiped it, just to make people feel good

"My life is miserable!" repeated

Han Xiao: She takes important things and repeats the pattern three times

There is a play to watch

Little Sun's mother sniveled and burst into tears, "You don't know how dark the school where Little Sun is, the teacher secretly rubs and pinches the students every day, look at her blue arms..."

Little Sun's arms are indeed blue;

Han Xiao and the three looked at each other;

It's obvious that you pinched it yourself, okay?Looking at your mannerisms, why do you feel that you can't bear the child and can't catch the wolf!

Little Sunshine's mother continued to cry, intermittently, as shrill as she could be, feeling like she was at home. "The teacher in charge is a man." Han Xiao: Inexplicably, I feel that there is something hot

"I like to touch girls!" Angry face

Han Xiao: I want to go with you

"A lot of parents went to look for it, but the school didn't care about it, and let us sue casually, but they are backed by the underworld. Pity our little sun to live in such a school. It's so dark. Life is hard, who will take care of it..."

sister in law:"……"

Girl: "..."

Han Xiao: Familiar routine, familiar taste

Just use xxx on your phone

Just drink milk tea xxx

coke just drink xxx

chocolate eat xxx

It may be crying/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ for too long, um, 3 minutes, Little Sun’s mother is tired, so she wipes her tears to ease her emotions, and occasionally cry/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Every now and then, I learned to organize my words, "Do you know anyone? I want to transfer Little Sun to another school. Now she is still young and ignorant. She is only in the first grade. The head teacher will follow her until the sixth grade. I am really afraid that something will happen to her." , then her father and I don’t have to live anymore!”

"I know you all." The sister-in-law once again contributed a few paper drawers

The girl hugged the little bean sprouts and sat far away, "shh" to the little bean sprouts, don't talk

Han Xiao playing with the phone

Who cares about relatives.

no crying

It was very quiet in the room

The sound of Han Xiao pressing her phone turned into noise, so she felt embarrassed to play, so she put it away silently

Then Xiaoyang's mother went to sit down, stared at her face and continued: "You are very talented, right? I have 1000 yuan in my hand, do you think it is enough?" A red envelope was handed over

Frightened by Han Xiao, he ran to the other side of the sofa, what the hell is a bribe?

"Do you think it's too little?" Little Sun's mother said to herself

Han Xiao: You can give more

"That's all we have in our house!" cried again

"..."

"Pfft!"

Sister-in-law can't hold back

Several people turned their eyes

The sister-in-law quickly waved her hands, "Go on, go on!" The sister-in-law said in her heart, the price of going to the movie theater has increased by tens of dollars, and this is too cheap. If you promise to invite a girl, you don't need to go.

Although the sister-in-law said so, she said that she would not disturb, and she could do whatever she wanted, but Little Sunshine's mother didn't intend to let her go, and insisted on using her as a teammate, "Your little bean sprouts didn't spend a penny to transfer to kindergarten. Why does my family have to spend 1000 yuan? There is no bully like this!"

"You can make trouble as you like, but don't mention Little Bean Sprouts!"

Han Xiao frowned, the first to be dissatisfied

The sister-in-law glanced at her and swallowed the words that came to her lips

The girl also knew that the enemy was too cunning, so she hugged Xiao Dou Sprout and got up, but when she walked to the bedroom, Xiao Bean Sprout choked up, "Look, look, don't show me, cry/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~choke~"

Han Xiao: Pfft!

Babies also want to see jokes;

Baby is so wronged;

But the baby can't tell;

the baby is still a child;

The baby can only choke and choke;

Blue Skinny Mushrooms!