The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

At noon, people in the company went out for dinner and haven't come back

Yue Ting threw away the empty paper cup after eating cold noodles

snap

throw in the trash

go to the bathroom and wash your hands

The towel in the bag is white with powder trim

"are you looking for me?"

Han Xiao's ears warmed up, hearing Yue Ting ask her this

The pair of chopsticks I shared just now seem to have an indescribable smell

Endless aftertaste→_→

One nervously blurted out: "Your saliva is so sweet!"

Are you stupid? Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

Give you a hammer!

Yue Ting: ...

The person didn't want to talk to you and stabbed you

"The door is on the left."

Organize the projects to be done in the afternoon

Yue Ting took a sip of milk, "Non-company employees and customers, please leave in time and don't send them away!"

"Your boss didn't chase me away just now!" Han Xiao protested

"You helped him out of the siege, how dare he say it directly."

"All right!"

Yue Ting waited for 5 minutes, looked up and found that Han Xiao was still there

hindsight

This woman went to someone else's company for a walk

seems to be up to no good

He tapped the table twice with his fingers, "...you"

Think about it carefully, there are no boys with particularly outstanding looks in the company

Han Xiao's uninvited attitude

Yue Ting was a little worried, "I think you seem to like me!"

Han Xiao: ...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

One of the three illusions in life

Love rival, it's good for me to say that!

I heard that the love between the same sex can only be clearly felt when they like each other

So the rival is also secretly in love with me?

Han Xiao opened his mouth

I really want to run away after flirting, but what should I do if my rival takes it seriously?

"Forget it, let's go!"

Yue Ting saw Han Xiao's masked face, and knew that this person was unreliable

forget it

Talking about love with her is worse than dreaming about the benefits!

Han Xiao pulled out a chair and sat down

Stare at the profile of the person, and finally comment, "I think your chin is padded!"

"……Oh"

"The nose is high!"

"……Oh"

"Big eyelids!"

"……Oh"

"Are you wearing contact lenses again?"

"……No."

After 2 minutes of non-nutritive dialogue

Yue Ting has finished watching the project

drink up the milk

Han Xiao's posture of flirting with her sister forcibly, looking for something to say, seems to have been a hot topic a while ago

It means that someone who is more than a routine man is a hard flirt

As a result, they all entered the blacklist and became the girls' rejection account

There are several sets of classic dialogues:

Man: "You see that person is fatter than you"

Female: "????? Oh, 886"

Man: "Don't be angry, I'm not as fat as you, it's fine if I'm not as fat as you."

Male: Send a message to Barabara

Female: I didn't reply in time (I didn't have any contact, I was a little confused)

Male: "No one has ever failed to reply to my message within 30 minutes, especially when I took the initiative"

Female: I have no choice but to return a message

Male: Repeat the sentence above

Female: ... Mom's mentally handicapped!

Man: I brought you a fish in the middle of the night

Female: don't

Man: My buddies and I have leftovers, what if you don’t eat them?

Female: what to do if you love

Man: Do you know why I approached you that day?

Woman: Why?

Man: You won’t believe me when I tell you

Female: Huh?

Man: The top you wore that day looked like the apron from my grandmother's house when I was a child

Male: "Suddenly found that you look very good-looking"

Female:?

Man: "You're one of the four prettiest girls I know"

Female: think hehe

Male: "Your looks give you 80 points, out of 150 points."

Female: ugly rejection

……

memory pause

Han Xiao: "Your expression is so obscene!"

Yue Ting: ...

Han Xiao: "Thinking of a man?"

Yue Ting: ...

Han Xiao: "It's normal for an old woman in her twenties!"

Yue Ting: Fuck

Yue Ting: "Would you like a jump egg for you?"

"What?" Han Xiao was taken aback

"You can take care of both the front and back, which is equivalent to a man's two dicks." Yue Ting pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose, solemnly, "Now we can discuss the combination of the two urinary systems, you What do you think?"

"..."

"Because of the lack of a man's prostate gland, we can use and use auxiliary props, such as..." Yue Ting paused, and took out a feather from the drawer, "This one is good!"

"..."

"What you two are discussing is so grand!"

As soon as Zhang Qingchen entered the door, he heard the two people say this

weird atmosphere

vulgarity of dialogue

vulgar content

feel the shame

She felt as if she had gone to the wrong set!

Yue Ting looked at Han Xiao

Han Xiao looked at Yue Ting

Although the two felt embarrassed when they were caught, how could they lose the chain at the critical moment?Han Xiao said seriously: "Resolutely resist 3.p."

Zhang Qingchen: "..."

"I want 4.p!" A colleague raised his hand weakly

"Your breasts are too small." Yue Ting commented

“Small steamed buns are delicious!”

Yue Ting: "..."

colleague:"……"

Yue Ting: "..."

colleague:"……"

Yue Ting: "..."

colleague:"……"

Yue Ting: "..."

colleague:"……"

Yue Ting: "..."

Han Xiao saw the two of them talking to each other, which lasted for 3 minutes and didn't seem to stop at all, they were in full swing, using that phrase that often describes the improper relationship between men and women, it was a very happy conversation.

Han Xiao: Hehe

spotted a wild horse

Destined to have a green top!

Han Xiao always reminded himself that he was visiting a company, not a kiln!

"Is there something wrong?" Yue Ting asked

Maybe her eyes are too hot, even Yue Ting, who is chatting with people, can feel it

Han Xiao: "..."

"You go home first."

Yue Ting couldn't wait for a reply, so she thought about it and gave such a suggestion. After all, sitting around in the company is not an option, and it doesn't conform to the rules.