The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

Beijing time 21:43

Han Xiao lay straight on the bed, ate the snails made by his mother-in-law, and changed three toothpicks in a while, it was so spicy, so crispy, so sour and refreshing!

It's winter, the air in the bedroom doesn't circulate very much, Yue Ting just came out of the bathroom, and frowned when she smelled the strange smell in the room.I endured it without saying a word, took the hair dryer and started blowing.

"Ah, why are cows flying in the sky..."

"..."

"Ah, because there is a second idiot blowing underground..."

He coughed so hotly that he didn't forget to howl even when he had a drake voice.

Yue Ting was expressionless, with half-wet hair, stood up from the chair, and just threw the hair dryer on the bed, she said coldly: "There are medicines in the cabinet!"

Han Xiao was scalded by the hair dryer, so he groaned, "You want to burn me to death!"

Yue Ting didn't say a word, and looked at the snails scattered on the bed because of Han Xiao's jump.

The room was quiet.

Neither of them said a word.

Han Xiao was embarrassed and scratched his head.

Yue Ting was silent for a long time, then suddenly smiled lowly, "Aren't you tired when you always have such an orgasm?"

"..."

"I heard that people who use toothpicks to eat snails have poor oral skills!"

"..."

"Don't sleep in the middle of the night, do you want to do it?"

"I was wrong, God, please let me go, please don't make jokes, it's too scary, it doesn't suit your style of painting!" Han Xiao put his hands on his chest, hid in the corner of the bed, pretending to be loveless.

"Get out!" Yue Ting spat out such a word with her thin lips.

"Okay, okay." Han Xiao muttered, and rolled on the bed a few times, "It's alright, you're satisfied!"

Yue Ting didn't answer, she just picked up the hair dryer and put it on the table beside her, and took off the quilt.And Han Xiao loves the snails more than she loves the sheets. Well, he is hesitant to pick it up and eat it, anyway, eat the inside of the shell, who cares about the outside of the shell!

Looking at Han Xiao who was pouting and bustling about, Yue Ting said, "..."

22:22 at night

Han Xiao lay on the newly changed quilt, patted one side, "Come on, I'll hug you to sleep!"

"Ha ha!"

Han Xiao was stupefied with a sneer: "..."

Well, I can't fall asleep just lying down.

play cell phone

Open the forum and take a quick glance, it's all about old women and daughters-in-law, or scumbags cheating, oh oh oh, this must be a forum for gossip, change it.

The new one is pretty good, the people above like to tell jokes, Han Xiao Fangfo smells meat.

Compared with her kind of house party who can't do without a mobile phone and a computer, Yue Ting almost falls asleep on the pillow at night.Feel it, two people with different work and rest schedules can hardly share the same bed.

Or the same bed but different dreams→_→

Come here

It's time to post again

Title: [The girl from the next door who has been a top student since she was in kindergarten and has been a leader since she started working has been invited to eat Malatang]

The owner feels innocent.

The straight and straight host was sent by his mother to deliver a plate of steamed buns to the next door today, and the disaster started from this, the school bully girl wants to have a lily with me?

OMG!

Please close the door of this new world quickly!

At that time, she invited the host to eat Malatang together. She didn't think much about it. I am such a pure mushroom, but I was confessed when I ate mushrooms. Yes, I was confessed. The host almost sprayed the mushrooms in his mouth. her face

So how do you reject a girl without hurting your temper?

First floor: The title is too long, don't read it

Second floor: Sir, did you teach your Chinese language through a physical education teacher?

Third Floor: Don’t waste resources, okay, there are many single men

Fourth floor: Why is the poster fishing every time I see him?

Floor 1: Don't pay attention to this wretched, wretched guy, he still flirted with girls in his last post

Fifth floor: The landlord is refreshing my lower limit every time

The sixth floor: hello version pet, no matter how cheap version pet is

Level 1: Hahahahahahahaha

Seventh Floor: Every time this evil pen posts a post, a group of people come to climax, this is the coolness of being fucked

Floor 1: Are you?

Floor 2: The map cannon rolls thick

Floor 3: Who told you to leave the hospital early?

Floor 4: Where is your attending physician?

5th Floor: He Qitherapy

Floor 6: There is probably no cure

7th floor: Child, it is not easy for you to live at such a big age

Eighth floor: This post is greener than a hat

Ninth Floor: Bless the Landlord

Tenth Floor: Premature Takako

Eleventh Floor: A Hundred Years of Harmony

The one on the seventh floor replied on the twelfth floor: Take a look, this is helping the host to fuck the traffic

Floor 1: Stir. Shit. Stick

2nd Floor: Shenjing Ice

Floor 3: There are always people who think that everyone in the world is like him

The thirteenth floor: What kind of strange creatures are mixed in this building?

Fourteenth Floor: Crooked Building

Fifteenth floor: The hook is too straight, the fish has respect!

Han Xiao: ...

Recently, it seems that every time I post a post, I get scolded, but I feel so good!

Well, I am happy, and I have strength to sleep.

Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The next day

People who go to bed late are not qualified to wake up early

Han Xiao was woken up by the sound of splashing water, and when he opened his eyes, he was still a little dazed, oh, he slept at someone else's house last night, he checked his phone, it was not eight o'clock.Then, every morning when I wake up, I see my rival in love putting on makeup. Excuse me, after wearing colored contact lenses for so many years, are your eyes okay?

"What?" Yue Ting paused when she applied the lotion.

"It's nothing!" Anyway, we don't understand the current world, we don't understand.Crossing Erlang's legs, with his hands behind his head, humming a little tune.Yue Ting was silent, the bottle was put into the box, Han Xiao's disgusting eyes and countenance were really...

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Han Xiao shouted, "Don't forget my quail eggs, come back early!"

"..."

Yue Ting was a little annoyed, she always felt that Bao. raised a lazy guy at home, who could do nothing but fluff!

nine o'clock in the morning

Everyone goes to work

After Han Xiao got up, his stomach was uncomfortable, so he took a bag of milk from the refrigerator to drink. The hall, bedroom, and bathroom were quiet. Han Xiao stepped on his slippers, took the key and went out.Tap, tap, shoes on the stairs, downstairs, my sister-in-law was carrying two large bags of garbage, and when I saw her, I asked casually, "Have you eaten?"

"It seems that I ate too much last night, my stomach is bloated!" Han Xiao shook his head, took the garbage bag from his sister-in-law, "I'll empty it." "Okay, then I'll go back to the house to find some medicine for digestion, and you can take it when you come back. "My sister-in-law went back into the house and changed her slippers. There is a first-aid kit in her bedroom with some commonly used medicines.

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Yue Ting doesn't wear colored contact lenses, Han Xiao sees that her eyes are big, guessing wildly! →_→