The patron saint always wants to have sex with me

The booklet is a bit worn out, but it feels like silk, and it still glows faintly in the dark, so it's not cheap at first glance.

Luo Feixing opened the book, and was dumbfounded at first glance.

They are all traditional characters!

Helplessly touching his head, Luo Feixing took the booklet and went to turn on the computer.Although it is barely understandable like this, how can one dare to be sloppy when practicing this kind of thing.

He has read a lot of novels, and he is deeply afraid of the consequences of practicing kung fu in it and going crazy.

Just as he was struggling to look up the meaning of each word, Song Jun came through the wall.

"Are you going to practice?" He had a complicated expression on his face.Unexpectedly, Luo Feixing would really abandon the lives of ordinary people for him.

"Yes." Luo Feixing looked up at him, frowned slightly, and said seriously: "Since I have decided to be with you, I will get closer to you."

Song Hao reached out and touched his head, and lowered his eyes softly: "If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask me."

Luo Feixing's eyes lit up, and he grabbed his sleeve: "Then you can help me translate, I don't understand these traditional characters."

"Let me take a look." Song Jun leaned closer, put one hand on the computer desk, and the other on his shoulder, and read out to him word by word.

The contents of the brochure are in classical Chinese, although Luo Feixing majored in liberal arts, it is difficult to understand some parts.Now that there is a big killer, someone explained it from beginning to end, and pointed out all the acupuncture points mentioned in it, so don't be too convenient.

It is just that I always feel that I am being taken advantage of by others when explaining the acupoints.

"Your comrade is very dishonest." After Song Jun finished speaking, Luo Feixing grabbed the hand that was groping for acupuncture points, and squinted at him: "I said I don't want to, but I kept moving."

"After all, Yu Gong doesn't want it, but I am willing to do it privately." Song Hao seems to be thinking about it, or he has been looking forward to this day for a long time. After the symbolic resistance fails, he will completely let himself go, and he should touch it The kiss is not ambiguous at all.

"Only you are right." Luo Feixing gave him a white look.

Roughly speaking, the training methods in the booklet are similar to those in the online novels.Feelings of qi are stored in the pubic region.

Luo Feixing cleared his mind according to the instructions above, meditated quietly, and easily "saw" the black dots of light floating around him.

They move closer to the side, are slowly absorbed, and converge into a stream in the meridians, flowing slowly.

The whole body is warm and comfortable.

According to the pamphlet, he has just started, and as long as he continues to practice, he can prolong his life and even learn a few spells.

Luo Feixing opened his eyes and found that two hours had passed, but he felt that less than a few minutes had just passed.

"Practice is the most time-consuming thing." Song Hao has been sitting by the side watching him, "Although it doesn't take hundreds of years to practice like in the novel, sometimes it may take a few days at a time."

"Won't you starve to death after sitting for a few days?" Luo Feixing opened his eyes wide.

"It'll be bigu in the later stage, little fool." Song Jun nodded his forehead affectionately, "If you are going to practice, you still have to tell your cousin."

"I know, I will." Luo Feixing frowned in distress, and began to think about how to discuss this matter with Luo Changshuo.

"By the way, cousin can't practice?" He asked suddenly.

It would be great if everyone could practice together.

But it was obvious that he thought too beautifully, and Song Hao rejected him without even thinking about it: "Cultivation depends on talent and physique. You are an extremely yin body, so you can get twice the result with half the effort when you practice, but your cousin is just an ordinary person. Physical talent is normal and cannot be cultivated."

"That's it." Luo Feixing was unwilling: "Is there no other way?"

"No." Song Yu shook his head.

If there is a way, the world is still dominated by technology, and practitioners have been flying all over the sky long ago, okay?

Luo Feixing also thought of it, so he could only sigh helplessly.Still think about how to clarify this matter with Luo Changshuo.

Facing the pamphlet and feeling very confused, Luo Changshuo called.

"Cousin, what's the matter?" Luo Feixing, who hadn't thought up what to say, felt guilty again.

"I found out some eyebrows about what happened back then." Luo Changshuo said in a deep voice, "Your parents' car accident may not have been an accident."

"Isn't it an accident?" Luo Feixing's pupils shrank.

Even if the brain does not remember the memory, the emotion stored in the heart makes him tremble uncontrollably.

On the other side, Song Hao also listened to the call attentively.

The car accident back then was obviously caused by ghosts, so how could it not be an accident?

"When I checked before, I focused on whether anyone tampered with the car, but found nothing. Now that I know your physique, I went to check on those ghosts." Luo Changshuo said: "Originally, I just hugged you. I was thinking about trying it out, but I didn’t expect to find out something.”

"What did you find out?" Luo Feixing asked hastily.

"It should have been their rival company that attacked your parents at the beginning. At that time, the two companies were playing games and wanted to merge each other. The boss hired a celestial master and asked him to lead the ghost to your parents. But that day The teacher seems to have been injured and hasn't appeared again for so many years."

"So there is a reason for my parents' death?" Luo Feixing couldn't accept it for a while.He turned his head to look at Song Hao, but saw Song Hao also had a dignified expression.

"I don't know the details, but I just want you to be careful." Luo Changshuo added, "Maybe they also attacked you. It's just that you have Song Wei protecting you, so you haven't succeeded."

"Maybe it's already succeeded." Song Jun said suddenly, he shook his head, and after Luo Feixing hung up the phone, he put his hand on his shoulder: "I have something to tell you."

"What?" Luo Feixing turned to look at him, his eyes slightly raised.

"Before the car accident, I was by your side." Song Jun frowned, showing a guilty look: "I accidentally broke your jade pendant at that time, and I wanted to find you a new replacement, but just now Not long after you left, you were stopped by ghosts who came and got into a car accident."

"So?" Luo Feixing didn't show the shock he thought, but frowned slightly.

"So your parents' death may have something to do with me." Song Jun finished speaking directly, staring at Luo Feixing nervously.

"You think so?" Luo Feixing raised his head to look at him: "My cousin also said just now that the ghost was lured there by a celestial master. Otherwise, how could it be possible that just after you broke the jade pendant, you met a powerful ghost. "

He leaned back, "You killed that ghost at that time, right? Otherwise, I don't think I would have escaped from the ghost."

Song Jun nodded.

At that time, he didn't go too far, and he hurried back after feeling the fluctuation, but he was still a step too late, and only saved Luo Feixing.

For this matter, he felt ashamed, otherwise he couldn't have never thought of leaving during the more than ten years of being locked up.

Of course, falling in love with Luo Feixing later on was not what he expected.

"It's okay, anyway, you have avenged me." Luo Feixing smiled, a little sad and relieved.

Song Hao didn't expect this test to pass so quickly, and after a moment of silence, he said: "One more thing, your cousin said that those people might attack you. I suspect that it is their fault that we got married in the dark."

But the person who married Luo Feixing was himself, probably just a coincidence.

"Then they do quite a lot." Luo Feixing rubbed his chin, but his eyes turned cold.

It was the boss of the parent's rival company who did this. That time Song Jun killed Li Gui, but the people behind him were all fine.

Now that he has found out about this matter, Luo Feixing will not pretend not to know.Although I don't remember my parents, I still have to take revenge.

Since those people have done this, they must have the courage to undertake it.

He stood up and stretched his waist. Although he had been sitting for several hours, his legs did not feel numb at all, and he felt refreshed.

"If you want revenge, I can help you." Song Jun kept paying attention to his face, and said quickly.

Luo Feixing smiled: "There's no rush, we'll talk about it after we finish visiting City A."

"We still have to get a divorce." Song Jun's expression suddenly became aggrieved.

When Luo Feixing glanced at him, he always felt that he saw a large dog with its ears drooping, and its tail drooping without vitality.

It's so pathetic and cute.

He couldn't help laughing, and stood on tiptoe to rub Song Jun's hair.Different from this person's slightly cold temperament, his hair is soft and delicate, with a slight coolness.

"Who said I'm going to divorce you, I just went to see your grave." He frowned and smiled warmly: "I don't want to dig your grave either."

Song Hao actually didn't want him to dig.It's not that they don't think the grave was dug well - they must have dug it before when they were married in the dark.It's just that he is still here, and he doesn't want Luo Feixing to see his withered bones.

What if there is some psychological shadow, and he refuses to have sex with him in the future, and even says that he regrets breaking up after seeing him.

Putting his body close to Song Jun who was thinking about something messy, Luo Feixing kissed his chin: "Talk to cousin some time."

"If you practice in the future, you can't get too close to the world, or you won't be able to hide the abnormality on your body." Song Hao came back to his senses, lowered his head and kissed the corner of his mouth: "I have to remind your cousin about this. "

"I know." Luo Feixing sat back and counted with his fingers.You must not forget the time when you practice in the future, at least it must be in place when your cousin gets married and has children and supports him in the future.

At other times, you can practice and add the two-person world.

Although his previous dream in this kind of life was far away, it seemed very beautiful to imagine it like this, which made him yearn for it.

The author has something to say: emmmmm... Let me explain here. In the car accident that year, that ghost was controlled by a celestial master. Even if Song Xing hadn't broken Luo Feixing's jade pendant to cover up his breath, the ghost would have attacked them.

Today's Little Theater:

Luo Feixing: Today that boring author has been slandering my height between the lines!

Song Jun: I don't think so.

Luo: I don't think so either.