The patron saint always wants to have sex with me

Early the next morning, Lu Haochen only felt a splitting headache, opened his eyes and looked around in a daze, only to find that he was in a strange room.

If you look closely, it looks like a hotel.After he sat up and opened the curtain with a headache, he affirmed his thoughts even more.

"Are you awake?" Someone knocked on the door and asked loudly.

"Wake up." Lu Haochen recognized Luo Changshuo's voice and said hastily.This may be his brother-in-law in the future, and he must not be neglected.But when it comes to this, he always feels that he seems to have forgotten something important, but when he thinks about it, his brain hurts, making him unable to think seriously.

"How did you sleep last night?" Luo Changshuo was still the same as we met yesterday, with a calm yet gentle smile on his face, he said with apologetic expression: "I accidentally dragged you to drink too much last night, and now Nothing uncomfortable?"

"It's okay, cousin, don't worry." Lu Haochen immediately put on a smile and waved his hands, not wanting his brother-in-law to think that he was not good enough.

"Are you all right?" Luo Changshuo questioned, seeing him shaking his head all the time, he had no choice but to say, "Then you go wash up first, and I'll wake Xing Xing up."

"Okay." Lu Haochen said, he waited until Luo Changshuo left before the smile on his mouth collapsed.

"How much did you drink yesterday? I drank all the pieces." He grinned and said to himself, but he didn't know what to say.It's just that Luo Changshuo looked at him a little strangely, but Lu Haochen always had a big heart and didn't think much about it at all.

As for Luo Feixing, he was still buried in the blanket and was soundly asleep, while Song Hao sat on the side of the bed and watched him all night, occasionally taking care of the ghosts attracted by Luo Feixing.In this way, a harmonious night was spent, and it dawned.

"Little slacker, get up." Song Xun stretched out his hand to poke Luo Feixing's face, seeing that his face was flushed from sleeping, and his hair was soft and fluffy, like a cute little animal, he couldn't help rubbing his face.

Having been slapped on the face, Luo Feixing grunted unhappily, and opened his eyes reluctantly to see who was disturbing his sleep.

Then he saw Song Xun who was smiling like an idiot.

"What are you doing, laughing so disgustingly." Trembling all over, Luo Feixing buried himself in the quilt, and looked at him with wide eyes vigilantly.

"Disgusting?" Song Hao was hit hard, and pinched the cheek that was as soft as a ball of water bitterly.

Luo Feixing's pitiful face turned red just like that, he stretched out his paw angrily... oh no, stretched out his hand to pat Song Hao.But after getting out of the quilt, Luo Feixing felt a chill, and only then realized that he was not wearing anything.

"You didn't do anything strange, did you?" He immediately searched his body a lot, and he was relieved when he found no suspicious traces.

If he lived in a hotel, he would have an ambiguous mark, and his cousin might think that he went to whoring/prostitution, then he would lose any image in front of his cousin.

Song Ting was a little dissatisfied that he didn't believe in himself so much, and said: "I also have a sense of proportion. I know what can and can't be done."

Having said that, looking at Luo Feixing's suspicious eyes, he still thought sadly that he let this guy go for nothing yesterday, so he might as well hold him down according to his will.

Luo Feixing didn't know that there were such impure and dangerous thoughts in Song Jun's mind. Seeing that the other party really didn't do anything, he was relieved, sat up and went to get dressed.

The clothes smell of alcohol, and it doesn't smell good at all.Luo Feixing sniffed left and right, and felt disgusted.

"Why don't you throw this suit away, and I'll find you another one?" Song Hao suggested.

Luo Feixing glanced at him and tilted his head: "Where are you going to find it for me?"

Song Hao pointed to his clothes, snapped his fingers, and a wisp of black air swirled out, wrapping around Luo Feixing's body quickly, turning into the clothes he was wearing yesterday.

"Is this reliable?" Luo Feixing stretched out his hand to touch it, and it was indeed the feel of normal clothes, and it was smoother and softer than his previous clothes.It's just that he is always worried that people will see that he is actually naked and nude.

"Don't worry, it's absolutely reliable." Song Ting reassured him, "I've always dressed like this, whether it's a ghost body or a human fetus, no one can tell, right?"

This makes sense, Luo Feixing has never seen other people or ghosts pointing at Song Jun and calling him naked.Under such circumstances, Luo Feixing felt relieved, after all, Song Jun could not harm him no matter what.

I couldn't take my clothes away, and I couldn't bear to throw them away, so I had to let Song Xun transform into a physical body and take them away.Song Hao himself was not very happy, worried that something would happen after he left Luo Feixing's side.But since Luo Feixing insisted, he had no choice but to go out with his clothes, preparing to secretly follow Luo Feixing and the others.

After the two of them had discussed it, it happened that Luo Changshuo came over and asked Luo Feixing to get up.At first sight he was up and fully dressed, and he couldn't help showing surprise.

"Xing Xing is very diligent today." He smiled and praised: "He actually got up by himself."

Luo Feixing raised his head: "I have always been diligent."

He remembered what happened yesterday, and asked suspiciously: "Cousin, why did you intentionally get Lu Haochen drunk yesterday?"

He and Luo Changshuo have lived for so many years, and they know each other well, knowing that the other party will not find someone to drink for nothing.Luo Feixing felt that something was wrong yesterday, but in retrospect today he found something strange.

"Little clever ghost, you discovered all of this." Luo Changshuo chuckled, and did not deny it, but reached out and stroked his cousin's clever little head: "Cousin just wants to see how other people are doing."

"What does cousin think of him?" Luo Feixing asked curiously.

"He's not bad." Luo Changshuo frowned and reluctantly gave a good evaluation, but the next sentence was: "Although the thoughts are not serious, it's not suitable for too close contacts. Just be an ordinary friend."

Luo Feixing didn't know how he saw so much, but he nodded after hearing the words: "I understand."

He believed in Luo Changshuo very much, so even though he didn't understand it now, he still decided to abide by it.Moreover, these four years of college time are enough for him to see clearly whether there are any flaws in Lu Haochen that are not suitable for deep friendship.

But Luo Feixing never thought that the reason why Luo Changshuo didn't want him to have a deep friendship with Lu Haochen was because Lu Haochen had that taboo feeling towards him.

At this time Song Hao had already appeared outside the hotel, found a remote corner and stood there waiting for Luo Feixing and the others to come out.Now he is glad that many ghosts came last night, at least at this time of the morning, there should be no troubles for Luo Feixing.

About half an hour later, the three of Luo Feixing came out of the hotel.

"Cousin, are you the bus ticket at noon today? Do you want me to see you off?" Luo Feixing flipped through his phone and asked suddenly.

Luo Changshuo raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "No need, you go back and have a good rest. Military training will start tomorrow, so you should cherish the leisure time now."

Being reminded, Luo Feixing's face froze, and he responded with a bitter face.

Luo Changshuo looked interesting, but when he remembered that he would not see his lovely cousin for several months, he felt a little sad, and said gently, "Let's go, I'll take you back to the dormitory."

The hotel they lived in was not far from the school, and it took fifteen or six minutes to walk there.Song Jun has been following them far away, keeping his head down in fear of being discovered.

It's a pity that his face and figure are so eye-catching that people passing by on the street couldn't help but look at him, which invisibly added a lot of twists and turns to Song Hao's tracking plan.

"Is there any celebrity behind?" The three people walking in front also felt something was wrong, Lu Haochen couldn't help but glanced back.Of course, Song Hao has been paying attention to their actions, and turned sideways in advance to block half of their faces.

Lu Haochen didn't see anything, and turned around strangely: "It's nothing." He passed the person just now in his mind, and suddenly said thoughtfully: "But the person just now is a bit like your friend. "

Luo Changshuo finally glanced at him with interest: "Have you met that friend Xing Xing?"

"Last time I saw them, the two of them went shopping, and we had dinner together." Lu Haochen said, thinking of Song Min's appearance and temperament, he always felt jealous and fearful.He didn't want to say more, so he turned his head directly as if he was looking at the scenery.

Luo Changshuo had also seen Song Jun's appearance in the photo, but it wasn't the whole face.Afterwards, Luo Feixing used different reasons to prevaricate Song Bin when he wanted to come out for a few times, and he has never met the real person until now.

Naturally, he didn't know that Song Jun had been following Luo Feixing all along, and he even helped to find the reason for not seeing each other.

Luo Feixing was terrified, of course he knew that it wasn't a resemblance, but Song Hao.Seeing that Luo Changshuo was very interested, he hurriedly said, "Maybe it's just that they look a little bit alike. How could my friend be here?"

Although he tried his best to be calm when speaking, the rapid blinking of his eyes revealed the unrest in his heart.

Luo Changshuo naturally saw that there was something wrong in his heart, so he raised his eyes but didn't ask carefully.It's just that he pretended to look back inadvertently many times, but he didn't find anything, so he let go of his guard.

After finally reaching the dormitory, Luo Feixing let out a sigh of relief.

"Then my cousin won't accompany you." Luo Changshuo stroked his head, feeling like he was sending his cousin to school when he was a child.But he was also busy with his studies at that time, so he didn't send them many times.But every time he thinks of his cousin's bright eyes and soft little hands, his heart feels warm.

"Goodbye, cousin." Luo Feixing waved his hand at him, feeling a little bit reluctant.Fortunately, Song Xun was with him, so he didn't show it so obviously.

Speaking of which, ever since Luo Changshuo gave him his parents' inheritance, Luo Feixing had never seen An Jing again.Is it really like what Song Hao said, did he break up with An Jing?

The author has something to say: If Song Jun turns into a ghost body and goes out with clothes:

Lu Haochen: It seems that some clothes floated out just now, am I still awake?

Luo Changshuo: The suit that flew out just now is a bit like Xingxing's...

Passerby: Mom, look, there are clothes flying!

When fighting the king, he flashed and pressed the reverse, and rushed back to the enemy camp when he was left with blood.Choking operation (vomiting blood)

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, little cuties~ Memejiu