The patron saint always wants to have sex with me

In the dormitory, Luo Feixing and Lu Haochen stared at each other, and the scene was once very awkward.

Of course, this was just what Luo Feixing thought, but in fact Lu Haochen was just hit by a huge surprise, and he didn't react for a while.

When he came to his senses, he suddenly rushed towards Luo Feixing.

"Oh my god, my roommate is actually you!" Lu Haochen happily jumped high and hugged Luo Feixing.If it wasn't for being firmly stopped by someone, he even wanted to hug Luo Feixing for two laps.

"However, our two majors are different, how could we be assigned to the same dormitory?" Luo Feixing struggled to break free from his embrace, and asked strangely.

"Probably sleeping together. Although this kind of situation is rare, it is not uncommon." Lu Haochen managed to suppress his excitement, seeing Luo Feixing avoiding him, he couldn't help coughing dryly.

He was so excited just now that he forgot that Luo Feixing didn't know that he had a crush on him.

"Xing Xing, is this your classmate?" Luo Changshuo happened to come with the quilt he bought at this moment.He saw Lu Haochen at a glance, and seeing the familiar appearance of the two, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "We knew each other before?"

"We used to be classmates in junior high school, or at the same table!" Lu Haochen said first, and went to pick up the quilt from Luo Changshuo's hand: "You are Fei Xing's cousin, I used to hear him talk about you often."

Luo Changshuo felt that his courteous appearance was wrong no matter how he looked at it.This doesn't look like a classmate, he believes that it's a boy and girl friend who meets their parents.

But Luo Feixing didn't think too much about it, Lu Haochen always gave him a very warm impression.He just took two quick steps, and took the quilt first: "Okay, I'll make the bed, Lu Haochen, you can clean up your own."

When it came to making the bed, Luo Feixing remembered that his bed hadn't been wiped yet, so he hurriedly stomped on Song Hao, asking him to go up and wipe the bed for himself.

Song Jun was sulking at the side, he knew that he would not kill that ghost, and let him scare Lu Haochen away.Well now, this kid wants to share a dorm with Xing Xing, a two-person dormitory!

Then he received Luo Feixing's request, snorted angrily, patted Luo Feixing's butt again, and then went to bed while the others were not paying attention, quickly wiped the bed clean with a rag.

"Lu Haochen, right? I'll trouble you to take care of Xing Xing from now on." Luo Changshuo had a smile on his lips, but his words were tentatively blunt.

However, Lu Haochen just opened his mouth grinningly, showing his big white teeth: "Cousin, don't worry if you leave the flying star to me, he will definitely not let him suffer!"

This means he has already followed Luo Feixing to call his cousin.

Luo Changshuo felt that this person's feelings for Luo Feixing were not right, the man's intuition made him squint his eyes subconsciously, but he didn't show anything, just nodded slightly: "Thank you."

"Cousin, why are you being so polite to me? We... have always been very good friends, and that's nothing." Lu Haochen almost slipped the tongue, swallowed the words quickly, and changed a sentence.

With him like this, Luo Changshuo became even more skeptical, but now that they had just met, they were still not sure, so they cleaned up the dormitory together and planned to watch it later in the evening.

By the time they finally cleaned up the dormitory, it was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon.

"Come on, I'll treat you to dinner." Luo Changshuo looked at his watch and said with a big wave of his hand.

"The cafeteria in this school is not bad." Luo Feixing glanced at the cafeteria, the floor inside was bright and the signboard was exquisite and beautiful, so it looked very neat.He thought for a while and said, "Why don't we eat in the cafeteria."

"Save money for cousin." Luo Changshuo scolded with a smile: "Although cousin is not that rich, it's okay to treat you to a good meal."

Finally went to a nearby restaurant and ordered a few plates of signature dishes.

"Drink?" Luo Changshuo asked Lu Haochen.

Lu Haochen was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't think too much, but said straightforwardly: "Although the amount of alcohol is not too high, it's okay to drink a few bottles with my cousin."

"That's called my cousin, it's really intimate." Song Hao said sourly from the side, looking down on him very much.

Luo Feixing glanced at him, and there was an almost invisible smile on the corner of his mouth.Then Luo Changshuo put a full glass of wine in front of him.

"I drink too?" He was a little dumbfounded.

"Why, no?" Luo Changshuo raised his eyebrows.At this time, his sleeves were slightly rolled up, and his hair was not as neatly combed as when he was at work, adding a bit of casualness to his whole person.

Luo Feixing was stunned, feeling like he hadn't seen such a relaxed cousin for a long time.

"Of course, I'll drink as much as my cousin wants." He smiled and shrugged: "But this is my first time drinking, cousin, you are not allowed to drink me."

"Why is my cousin willing to feed you?" Luo Changshuo smiled maliciously.He planned to force it down to that foolish boy Lu Haochen.

Although it felt bad to do so, Luo Changshuo did not intend to stop his plan in order to find out the relationship between him and Luo Feixing.

The dishes were served quickly, and the braised pork was oily and exuded a tempting aroma.Luo Feixing couldn't hold back his chopsticks, but frowned when he put them into his mouth.

"Isn't it delicious?" Lu Haochen who had been secretly looking at him from the corner of his eye asked hastily.

"No, it's delicious." Luo Feixing waved his hand, and unconsciously licked his lips with the tip of his tongue.

In all fairness, the food here tastes very good, but his mouth has been accustomed to his cooking style after being raised by Song Jun for half a month, and he is not used to the sudden taste of a different taste.

It's a pity that it may be difficult to eat the food cooked by Song Jun in the future.

Lu Haochen over there had already had a drink with Luo Changshuo.

"Eat something before drinking, or your stomach won't be able to take it anymore." Luo Feixing frowned and persuaded them, but they didn't persuade them, and he was led to drink two cups instead.

It was indeed his first time drinking alcohol, and the cold and bitter taste made him frown involuntarily.But after drinking two glasses, I realized the benefits of this thing. Needless to say, I drank two more glasses on my own.

"Drink less." Song Jun whispered in his ear.

"I know." Luo Feixing still had some sanity, and replied in a low voice: "I won't get myself drunk."

Moreover, after drinking so many cups, his stomach is already a little distended, and he plans to eat something to slow down.

"Cousin, you have a really good drinker." Lu Haochen drank with Luo Changshuo over there, and occasionally ate some food.But he is a young man after all, he can't drink like Luo Changshuo who has experienced many drinking situations in society.

It was only a period of time before the two saw each other.

Lu Haochen's face was flushed from drinking, and he started talking nonsense, while Luo Changshuo's face remained unchanged, except that his eyes were brighter than usual.

"Are you going to the bathroom?" Luo Changshuo put down the cup, thinking that it was almost done, he ordered the other unopened wine to be taken down, and Lu Haochen was not allowed to drink any more.After all, drinking alcohol is not good for your health, just get people drunk. If you drink too much, you won't have a splitting headache when you wake up tomorrow morning, and maybe you will blame him.

Lu Haochen was still yelling and drinking, but was forcefully dragged out by Luo Changshuo.

As soon as they went out, Song Jun anxiously grabbed the cup from Luo Feixing's hand: "Stop drinking, your face is turning red."

"I'm not drunk." Luo Feixing bit the rim of the cup, refused to let go, and said vaguely.

Song Jun took a deep breath, put his arms around Luo Feixing's waist, moved his face close to squeeze his mouth away, drank the wine in the glass in a few gulps, then turned his head and licked the corner of Luo Feixing's mouth viciously: "OK Alright, it's over."

Luo Feixing blinked, poured it into the cup and found that there was no drop left in it, and frowned without saying a word.

Song Jun thought he was angry at first, but suddenly found that Luo Feixing pursed his mouth slightly - this was the precursor of Luo Feixing crying when he was a child.After growing up, Luo Feixing seldom cried, and such small movements naturally disappeared.

Now that I saw it at first glance, Song Jun still felt a little nostalgic in his heart.

But this time is not the time to miss, what if Luo Changshuo comes back later and sees Luo Feixing crying, and when he asks, what if Luo Feixing reveals his existence.

Song Bin, who had no time to coax the child, simply pressed Luo Feixing on the back of the chair lightly, pointed at the slightly parted lips, and kissed him.

Having just had a drink, their kisses smelled of alcohol.Although it is not strong, it seems to want to make Song Jun drunk, and it lures him to go deeper and deeper.

Luo Feixing couldn't breathe, and began to struggle to pat him on the back.Worried that people would find out if he moved too much, Song Ting could only let him go regretfully.

"Don't cry." He whispered, wiping away the water droplets from the corners of Luo Feixing's eyes with his hands.

Luo Feixing pursed his lips aggrievedly, but still suppressed his tears, and began to eat rice in suspense.

On the other side, Luo Changshuo dragged Lu Haochen out, stared at him, and after confirming that he was drunk, he said softly, "What do you think of the stars?"

"Excellent!" Lu Haochen said in a drunken voice as he staggered as he walked.

"Then you want to be his friend?" Luo Changshuo continued to ask.

What he asked was already somewhat obvious, but the drunk Lu Haochen had no IQ to speak of, and said without hesitation: "Of course, but I hope to develop other relationships with him."

He didn't go to the bathroom either, so he squatted down in a corner and said drunkenly: "I have liked him since junior high school, but he has always been very dull and didn't know it at all. Later in high school, we separated. I thought I will never see him again, never thought that we are in the same university and in the same dormitory!"

After talking, Lu Haochen became excited, stood up and said loudly: "You said, we are so destined, if I don't chase after him, I will still be a man!"

Luo Changshuo frowned, and said nicely, "Calm down first."

Lu Haochen's voice was too loud just now, and everyone in the hall looked at them.A waiter came over and said hesitantly, "Sir, please keep your voice down."

"I'll take him away right away." Luo Changshuo smiled apologetically, and dragged him to the bathroom to wash his face soberly.

"Wei Yun, what are you looking at?" There were two people sitting at a table in the hall, one was fair and tender, and looked like a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, and the other looked like an ordinary college student.

The person named Wei Yun was the tender-faced person. He smiled and looked away: "It's nothing, I just saw something interesting."

The author has something to say: Black Sesame Luo Changshuo and White Mantou Lu Haochen, there is also a little wine star, oh yes, there is also a pseudo-invisible person Song Wei.

This meal is really difficult ╮(╯▽╰)╭