The patron saint always wants to have sex with me

Baiyun Temple is the largest temple in the city, with strong incense.It takes a long time to climb the mountain to go to the temple, but there are still countless people who go there admiringly.

Luo Feixing and Song Jun are going to this temple today.

"Are you okay?" Luo Feixing walked and looked at Song Hao beside him.

"It's okay." Song Hao's expression was still relaxed.

There is some incense in this temple, which may be useful to ghosts who are not deep in Taoism.However, it was of no use to him.

Luo Feixing frowned, his expectations for this temple were somewhat low.In his impression, ghosts should be afraid of places like temples and gymnasiums. If they are of no use to Song Jun, they are probably of no use to the affairs between them.

"He may not be able to resolve the matter between us, but there should be magic weapons that have been activated." Song Hao patted him on the back: "Don't give up hope so quickly."

"I hope." Luo Feixing shrugged his shoulders: "However, the magic weapon here is probably not too powerful."

Moreover, something like a magic weapon doesn't sound cheap.

"It's still okay to solve some small things that are not popular." Song Hao said with a smile: "Leave the big guys to me."

They climbed all the way to the top of the mountain, and the temple was close at hand.The entire temple is dominated by yellow-toned walls, covered neatly with dark gray tiles, and the edges are upturned, like a swinging fish tail.

There is a large incense burner at the door, on which are inserted three thick and long incense sticks. White mist curls up from the top of the incense and drifts with the wind.

Before reaching the summit, Luo Feixing smelled thick smoke.

"This fragrance is not bad." Song Jun said from the side, he gave Luo Feixing a hand, and asked: "How is it, do you still have strength?"

"Of course there are." Luo Feixing raised his chin, glanced across the corners of the temple, and saw that the crowds were all people, he couldn't help frowning: "So many people?"

"Go to the incense sticks first?" Song Jun also found it tricky.

They offered incense according to the normal procedure and asked for autographs.The one who released the lottery was a middle-aged monk, he took Luo Feixing's lottery to look at it, and said the Buddha's name.

"The benefactor's lottery is the best lottery. It belongs to the wish come true, and the bad luck is over."

Luo Feixing pursed his lips, and asked him directly: "I don't know if there is any magic weapon that has been illuminated in the temple?"

The monk was stunned for a moment, and muttered to himself while turning the beads, but after a while he saluted slightly: "What the benefactor asks, I'm afraid this temple can't do anything."

Lowering his eyes in disappointment, Luo Feixing nodded, passed through the crowd, and arrived outside the temple.

"Sure enough." He sighed, and when he was about to leave, he heard——

"The benefactor stays."

An old monk in yellow robes saluted him slightly, and then came quickly.

"Is there something wrong?" Luo Feixing asked suspiciously.

"The little benefactor seems to have something on his mind." The monk said.

Luo Feixing frowned: "It's true, but it probably can't be solved here."

The monk did not refute, but said: "Indeed, but the poor monk can probably see that the little benefactor's thoughts come from the benefactor next to him."

He smiled slightly and looked at Song Yu.If you don't look at it, you can forget it. When you look at it, you will be shocked, and it took a long time to calm down.

Luo Feixing watched from the side, thinking that someone had discovered Song Jun's identity.However, the monk just let out a long sigh: "This benefactor is different from ordinary people, but the poor monk's way is too shallow to see clearly."

"Then can you see the connection between us?" Luo Feixing couldn't help but ask.

The monk frowned: "There is indeed some kind of connection between the two benefactors, but the poor monk can't see clearly."

"That's it." Luo Feixing's hopeful heart fell back, and he pulled Song Jun: "Let's go."

"The benefactor wait a moment." The monk stopped him again, seeing his surprised face, he hurriedly said: "Although I don't know about the benefactor's situation, I have a senior brother whose knowledge is several times higher than mine. If he is allowed to act, say Maybe it can solve the doubts of the benefactor."

"Then where is your senior brother now?" Luo Feixing asked.

"Brother is currently serving as the abbot of the Tara Temple in Z City, and his dharma name is Guangzhao. At that time, the benefactor only needs to say that he was recommended by the poor monk." The monk said another Buddhist name: "The poor monk is prosperous."

It turned out to be the abbot of this temple.

Luo Feixing quickly said hello, and the two of them said a few more words before he left.

"What do you think, is it reliable?" Luo Feixing asked Song Hao on the way back.

Song Hao thought for a while before saying, "You can go and have a look."

"Abbot Changming at least saw that I am different from ordinary people. According to him, Abbot Guangzhao has a higher morality, so maybe he can help us."

"Then he won't take you in?" Luo Feixing asked worriedly.

Song Hao laughed: "Don't worry, he can't take me in. I have hundreds of years of Taoism."

"Hundreds of years? Are you this old?" Luo Feixing stared at him with wide eyes, exclaiming subconsciously.

Song Jun's face darkened, and he took Luo Feixing's neck with one hand, and pressed him into his arms: "Don't you know if I'm old or not?"

Luo Feixing's face flushed red, and he didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or anger.He struggled with his teeth and claws, and finally got away, so he kicked Song Jun viciously.

"What are you doing in public!"

He could feel the strange eyes of the people around him.

Song Jun shrugged, raised his eyebrows, and glanced around.His eyes were too aggressive, and those who were seen couldn't help avoiding him, and soon no one paid attention to this side.

"It's fine." Song Jun smiled, stretching out his hand to pull Luo Feixing.

"You're really like this..." Luo Feixing didn't know what to say, he opened his mouth for a long time, but finally closed his mouth and rolled his eyes.

Well, my eyes are getting bigger today too.

It was eight or nine in the morning when they came, and it was almost twelve noon when they went down the mountain.The sun was scorching hot, Luo Feixing was sweating profusely after walking for a while.

"Is it hot?" Song Jun turned to ask him.

At the same time, Song Jun didn't change at all, his face wasn't red and he wasn't out of breath. It seemed that the journey of more than an hour didn't affect him at all.

"Of course." Luo Feixing took a breath and fanned the wind with his hands.However, the wind from the fan is always hot, and the lips are not dry.

"If I knew it earlier, I would have picked a shady day to go out." He complained in a low voice.

Song Bin smiled, but he didn't see anything wrong with him, and the hand holding Luo Feixing had become cold.

Luo Feixing sighed comfortably, grabbed Song Jun's hand with both hands and pressed it to his face, feeling like he was alive.

"Forget that you can still get cold." When he rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of the usefulness of Song Yu.

This is simply an artifact to escape the heat in summer!

Song Bin raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly: "How about it, do you like me more?"

"You are so beautiful." Luo Feixing shook his head, "This is considered a reward."

After speaking, he felt that he was at a loss again, and quickly added: "One of the rewards."

Song Hao didn't mind either, and stretched out his arms: "Here, I'll hold you."

They were fighting and making noise along the way, when Luo Feixing received a call from Luo Changshuo.

"Cousin, what's the matter?" Luo Feixing became obedient in an instant, and put his index finger to his lips to make Song Hao quiet before answering the phone.

"Your admission letter has arrived. It's temporarily here with me. When can you come and get it, or can I send it to you?" Luo Changshuo's voice came.

"Ah, I'll get it in the afternoon." Luo Feixing said, with a look of joy that couldn't be concealed: "I didn't expect the notice to arrive so soon."

"It's very soon." Luo Changshuo said with a smile in his tone, "Clean up recently, and I'll take you to school then."

"I can go by myself, the school is more than three hours away." Luo Feixing hastily declined.

Luo Changshuo sighed: "Xing Xing, I know you are independent, but you still have to be busy with a lot of things after going to school, how can you manage by yourself? What's more, on such an important day as the first time you go to college, you can't let your cousin Brother absent."

When he said that, Luo Feixing had no choice but to agree.

"If I remember correctly, the school you were admitted to is next to City Z, and you can get there in an hour by car." Song Xun rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully.

"Yes, this saves trouble." Luo Feixing said with a smile: "After going to university, we can go to Tala Temple during the holidays."

Song Hao naturally had no objection.

However, when talking about university, Song Jun thought of Lu Haochen, and felt a little uncomfortable.

I hope that Lu Haochen in college can be more sensible, and don't always lean in front of Luo Feixing.

"By the way, I heard that our university assigns dormitories immediately, and I don't know who my roommate will be." Luo Feixing said suddenly, "However, if the matter is not resolved for a long time, living in the dormitory will always be a bit uncomfortable. convenient."

"If it doesn't work, just go out and rent a house." Song Jun said.

Luo Feixing's words reminded him that maybe he would go out and get an ID card when he was free, and then see if there was any skill that could make money quickly.

It is still inconvenient to be a black household like this all the time.

They were chatting and laughing, and Song Hao would occasionally help Luo Feixing brush the hair from his face.The two who were used to this kind of interaction didn't notice how ambiguous they were.

There was a soft click on the side of the road.

The next day, a group of photos circulated on Weibo on a small scale.

"The two little brothers I saw by chance when I went to the temple to offer incense, they are so handsome! Especially the one on the left, with heart-warming moves! [Bixin][Bixin]"

In the photo, the tall man is holding the slightly thin boy in his arms, with a soft smile on his lips.

It was Song Jun and Luo Feixing!

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