I am slightly cute
Chapter 47 47 Doraemon!
"This village is quite lively." Han Jingzhi said with a smile.
The hidden guards took candies out of their bags one after another and gave them to the children at the entrance of the village. Those children had no sense of crisis. Exotic accent, politely say thank you.
An old man wrapped in a big padded jacket and a felt hat squeezed in from behind the children. While stamping his feet rhythmically on the ground, he looked at Xiao Suji not far away with a smile.
"This must be the village head." Han Jingzhi cupped his hands, their identities were all hidden, the carriages were also worn out, and the clothes on their bodies were ordinary. Because of this, the village head dared to look at the emperor so unscrupulously.
"The old man's name is Teng Luohua, and he is the village chief of Tengjia Village. You all have come from afar, it's really hard work." The old man said this to Han Jingzhi, but his eyes were still looking at Xiao Suji, and he couldn't stop looking at it. Nodding his head, he sighed in admiration.
Jiang Yibai: "..." Is that the wisteria flower I was thinking of?Is it really called Teng Luo Hua?I don't know if the village head's parents are still alive, why don't I really want to ask for advice, what kind of hatred?
Han Jingzhi: "..." Why does this person keep staring at the emperor?Could it be that the emperor's identity has been discovered?Impossible, how could such a remote place know that the emperor is going on tour in micro-clothes?However, at the foot of Lianxue Villa, it is not easy for this person to be able to capture the emperor keenly among a group of people.
Xiao Suji was eating melons, seeing the old man looking at him with burning eyes, he could not help but smile back in doubt.
He was wrapped in a thick white robe, with soft fox fur against his neck, long black hair hanging down to his waist, his face was blush from being ravaged by the cold wind, and his smiling eyes were bent into silver. moon.
As expected, the old man became even more excited. He ordered the playful children to get out of the way, and quickly welcomed everyone in. The road in the village was not wide enough, and the ground was not paved with bricks. It is built underneath, and the simple small houses built on both sides are still the original style of mashing sticky rice to make paste for walls.
The village women are leaning against the door frame to eat melon seeds, and they are free to do their homework. It just so happens that strangers came to the village. According to the news from the village chief, they are said to be a group of businessmen, but all of them are handsome and handsome. He looks like everyone's future husband, so those who have girls in the family stretch their necks to look out, maybe one of them can be abducted to the house to be a son-in-law.
"The Shanyuan has been packed, everyone go and put your luggage first." The old man said to Xiao Suji gently.
Xiao Suji asked honestly, "Is there anything to eat?"
The old man slapped his thigh suddenly: "Must have! The young master comes to my house to eat. The food cooked by my granddaughter is very delicious. Ten miles and eight villages are famous far and wide. It's not to brag to the young master. My granddaughter's level is better than that of the chefs around the emperor." Even higher!"
Han Jingzhi: "..." The chef next to the emperor is tired of eating, it doesn't sound attractive at all, it's not as good as the grilled fish caught in the spring water.
Xiao Suji was really disappointed: "Ah... the level of the chefs around the emperor..." Why do you meet many chefs with skills similar to the chefs in the palace when you come out of the palace? I knew that the chefs' level is so common , I recruited the chef according to his appearance.
When the old man saw Xiao Suji's regretful face, he couldn't help but feel disappointed. Could it be that this young man is married to someone, so he doesn't even want to see my girl?So he quickly shifted to the next target, and looked at Han Jingzhi who was ignored by him with a smile on his face: "The level of the palace chef, does this young man want to eat?"
Han Jingzhi had an indifferent face. He could already see that the village chief wanted to introduce his granddaughter to the emperor. While spurning himself, who had thought too much just now, he glanced at the village chief with the eyes of his rival's elders.
Seeing that Han Jingzhi was silent, Xiao Suji enthusiastically helped explain: "It's fine that the palace chef is good, he's not used to it." Because my favorite is roasted chicken, roasted duck and stewed goose, so the level of the imperial chefs cooking meat They are all good, but Aiqing prefers to eat green vegetables, all kinds of vegetables, and I am not satisfied with eating them myself, so I still want to recommend them to me enthusiastically. I really don’t want to discourage Aiqing’s enthusiasm, because the dishes recommended by Aiqing are really too difficult have eaten.
A trace of cold sweat flowed from the forehead of the village chief, it turned out to be such a cruel rejection!Use the lame excuse of not being used to it, as if you have eaten it!My granddaughter is obviously as beautiful as a flower, and she is well-known beauties in Fujijia Village, how come she met one or two and rejected them indifferently?
The village chief asked unwillingly: "Do you both have wives and concubines?"
Although Xiao Suji was surprised that the topic changed so quickly, from eating to wives and concubines in an instant, he still answered honestly: "For wives and concubines, there are three hundred? Doudou, is it three hundred or four?" A hundred?" I can't remember clearly, anyway, I have never seen them, and I don't know who is happy to send them to the palace every year, and I feel very sorry for money.
Doudou covered Xiao Suji's face with a large cotton scarf: "Don't talk about Young Master Huang." It's embarrassing.
The corners of Han Jingzhi's mouth twitched, not to mention that he had forgotten that there are so many concubines around the emperor. After returning to the palace, he must find a chance to dismiss them. First, keep it in his heart, and never forget it in the future!
The village chief gasped: "Three... three hundred!" This little boy had a beautiful face, but he didn't expect him to be a philanderer, no wonder the book said that there is no one who is good-looking!
After thinking about it, he looked at Han Jingzhi hesitantly, thinking that the best one has a wife and concubine, what about this one?Although not very satisfied, but better than nothing.
When Xiao Suji saw someone coveting King Lin, he hurriedly said: "He likes men!" So it's even more useless, don't play with him, or the girl will definitely suffer!
The village head was heartbroken, and suddenly lost interest, he counted again, there were about 30 to [-] people in this group, and he brought a woman, especially those in black, one looked older than the other, presumably They are all married, and they don't know how to wait.
Master Tai Shiling is like an unknown tree stump, staring at the village chief sadly, thinking that there is still a handsome bachelor here, why is he only interested in those two, don't you think he is also handsome?It's still the kind of champion, it's not easy!
Doudou is still immersed in his own setting, feeling that the whole village is eerie, and a wave of zombies may erupt at some point, just like in the movie, it is scary.
So she grabbed a candy-eating child and asked quietly: "I heard that you are making a kind of medicine here, and it is said that after taking it, you will go to heaven happily."
The child blankly handed the candy to Doudou: "Did you mean candy?"
Doudou shook his head mysteriously, then took out two pieces of candy from his pocket and handed them to the child: "Aren't the elder brothers in the village all planting a strange plant with big purple flowers?"
The child quickly took the candy, and said innocently: "There are no brothers, and there are no big purple flowers."
Doudou was taken aback, this is wrong, did the salmon change the setting of the original book again?
"My brothers have all gone to the mountains, and I will go when I grow up." The child tried his best to stretch his neck and raised his head, because he was too short to see Doudou's eyes.
"Huh? Go to the mountains?" Doudou was a little confused. Could there be a cultivation setting here?Send it to the mountains for what, alchemy pill?
"Going to be an apprentice in the mountains, you can earn a lot of money in January, and you can buy a lot of candy!" The child was very happy, stretching out the chubby hand and shaking the two pieces of candy he was holding, his tongue was stained with the sweetness and color of the candy, The lips that eat are ruddy.
Doudou patted the child's head, and gave all the candies in his pocket to the child. It doesn't matter if the setting is changed, the plot will be much simpler, at least the emperor will not be in danger here, otherwise the well water is really not good. Dare to drink.
The children here are pitiful. They usually treat the sweet sticks grown in the ground as snacks, and rarely even eat candy. Unlike the children in Bianzhou, they can taste pastries and sweets from all over the world.
Xiao Suji watched the desperate village chief go away, stuck out his tongue at the helpless King Lin, then looked around with great interest, and found that the people standing on both sides of the street were women, and there really were no middle-aged men. It can't be the daughter village in the children's book, no wonder the village head is so excited to see their group of men.
"Doudou, it seems that there are no young men here." Xiao Suji ripped Doudou's clothes.
"Let's ask later, that kid said that his brothers all went to the mountains to make money, but he doesn't know where." Doudou pouted.
Han Jingzhi sneered: "Which mountain is there besides Miaoran Peak?"
Jiang Yibai became serious in an instant, looking at the group of women and children with a bit of guard in his eyes.
"Relax, these people are probably also victims. Didn't you see that the middle-aged men in the village have obviously not returned for a long time, so the village chief is eager to marry off the girls in the village. If Lianxue Villa does something outrageous, He won't let the people in the village go down the mountain easily." Han Jingzhi said as he walked.
Everyone turned around winding paths, and finally saw the temple in front of them. The house built for the God of Wells was much better and more regular, and even used high-quality glazed tiles. Obviously, in the hearts of the villagers, the God of Wells was Noble symbol.
"Do we need to go in?" Xiao Suji tugged at Han Jingzhi's sleeve, looking a little abrupt, and I don't quite believe it.
"I have to worship, go through the motions, and donate some incense money." Han Jingzhi ordered the hidden guards to pack their luggage, and he took Xiao Suji, Doudou, and Jiang Yibai into the temple.
There is a huge altar in the center of the temple. There is a statue on the altar. The statue is painted with bright dyes. There is a small bell hanging below, and the bell will ring when it is shaken, like the footsteps of a god.
"Duo... Doraemon?" Doudou opened his mouth with a black question mark face.
The chubby Doraemon statue is opening its big mouth, revealing a bright red tongue, a few whiskers sticking out from the blue cat face, a cute little yellow bell embedded in its short neck, white hands and The feet are still raised, funny and funny.
"The girl also knows Duo Shen?" The village head was surprised.
Doudou nodded quickly: "I know you, I have seen it since I was a child, it is very classic."
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The author has something to say: Xiao Suji: What is Doraemon?
Doudou: The spokesperson of Dorayaki.
Xiao Suji: Tongluoyaki is good...is it delicious?
Doudou: When I get back to the palace, I will do some research...
The hidden guards took candies out of their bags one after another and gave them to the children at the entrance of the village. Those children had no sense of crisis. Exotic accent, politely say thank you.
An old man wrapped in a big padded jacket and a felt hat squeezed in from behind the children. While stamping his feet rhythmically on the ground, he looked at Xiao Suji not far away with a smile.
"This must be the village head." Han Jingzhi cupped his hands, their identities were all hidden, the carriages were also worn out, and the clothes on their bodies were ordinary. Because of this, the village head dared to look at the emperor so unscrupulously.
"The old man's name is Teng Luohua, and he is the village chief of Tengjia Village. You all have come from afar, it's really hard work." The old man said this to Han Jingzhi, but his eyes were still looking at Xiao Suji, and he couldn't stop looking at it. Nodding his head, he sighed in admiration.
Jiang Yibai: "..." Is that the wisteria flower I was thinking of?Is it really called Teng Luo Hua?I don't know if the village head's parents are still alive, why don't I really want to ask for advice, what kind of hatred?
Han Jingzhi: "..." Why does this person keep staring at the emperor?Could it be that the emperor's identity has been discovered?Impossible, how could such a remote place know that the emperor is going on tour in micro-clothes?However, at the foot of Lianxue Villa, it is not easy for this person to be able to capture the emperor keenly among a group of people.
Xiao Suji was eating melons, seeing the old man looking at him with burning eyes, he could not help but smile back in doubt.
He was wrapped in a thick white robe, with soft fox fur against his neck, long black hair hanging down to his waist, his face was blush from being ravaged by the cold wind, and his smiling eyes were bent into silver. moon.
As expected, the old man became even more excited. He ordered the playful children to get out of the way, and quickly welcomed everyone in. The road in the village was not wide enough, and the ground was not paved with bricks. It is built underneath, and the simple small houses built on both sides are still the original style of mashing sticky rice to make paste for walls.
The village women are leaning against the door frame to eat melon seeds, and they are free to do their homework. It just so happens that strangers came to the village. According to the news from the village chief, they are said to be a group of businessmen, but all of them are handsome and handsome. He looks like everyone's future husband, so those who have girls in the family stretch their necks to look out, maybe one of them can be abducted to the house to be a son-in-law.
"The Shanyuan has been packed, everyone go and put your luggage first." The old man said to Xiao Suji gently.
Xiao Suji asked honestly, "Is there anything to eat?"
The old man slapped his thigh suddenly: "Must have! The young master comes to my house to eat. The food cooked by my granddaughter is very delicious. Ten miles and eight villages are famous far and wide. It's not to brag to the young master. My granddaughter's level is better than that of the chefs around the emperor." Even higher!"
Han Jingzhi: "..." The chef next to the emperor is tired of eating, it doesn't sound attractive at all, it's not as good as the grilled fish caught in the spring water.
Xiao Suji was really disappointed: "Ah... the level of the chefs around the emperor..." Why do you meet many chefs with skills similar to the chefs in the palace when you come out of the palace? I knew that the chefs' level is so common , I recruited the chef according to his appearance.
When the old man saw Xiao Suji's regretful face, he couldn't help but feel disappointed. Could it be that this young man is married to someone, so he doesn't even want to see my girl?So he quickly shifted to the next target, and looked at Han Jingzhi who was ignored by him with a smile on his face: "The level of the palace chef, does this young man want to eat?"
Han Jingzhi had an indifferent face. He could already see that the village chief wanted to introduce his granddaughter to the emperor. While spurning himself, who had thought too much just now, he glanced at the village chief with the eyes of his rival's elders.
Seeing that Han Jingzhi was silent, Xiao Suji enthusiastically helped explain: "It's fine that the palace chef is good, he's not used to it." Because my favorite is roasted chicken, roasted duck and stewed goose, so the level of the imperial chefs cooking meat They are all good, but Aiqing prefers to eat green vegetables, all kinds of vegetables, and I am not satisfied with eating them myself, so I still want to recommend them to me enthusiastically. I really don’t want to discourage Aiqing’s enthusiasm, because the dishes recommended by Aiqing are really too difficult have eaten.
A trace of cold sweat flowed from the forehead of the village chief, it turned out to be such a cruel rejection!Use the lame excuse of not being used to it, as if you have eaten it!My granddaughter is obviously as beautiful as a flower, and she is well-known beauties in Fujijia Village, how come she met one or two and rejected them indifferently?
The village chief asked unwillingly: "Do you both have wives and concubines?"
Although Xiao Suji was surprised that the topic changed so quickly, from eating to wives and concubines in an instant, he still answered honestly: "For wives and concubines, there are three hundred? Doudou, is it three hundred or four?" A hundred?" I can't remember clearly, anyway, I have never seen them, and I don't know who is happy to send them to the palace every year, and I feel very sorry for money.
Doudou covered Xiao Suji's face with a large cotton scarf: "Don't talk about Young Master Huang." It's embarrassing.
The corners of Han Jingzhi's mouth twitched, not to mention that he had forgotten that there are so many concubines around the emperor. After returning to the palace, he must find a chance to dismiss them. First, keep it in his heart, and never forget it in the future!
The village chief gasped: "Three... three hundred!" This little boy had a beautiful face, but he didn't expect him to be a philanderer, no wonder the book said that there is no one who is good-looking!
After thinking about it, he looked at Han Jingzhi hesitantly, thinking that the best one has a wife and concubine, what about this one?Although not very satisfied, but better than nothing.
When Xiao Suji saw someone coveting King Lin, he hurriedly said: "He likes men!" So it's even more useless, don't play with him, or the girl will definitely suffer!
The village head was heartbroken, and suddenly lost interest, he counted again, there were about 30 to [-] people in this group, and he brought a woman, especially those in black, one looked older than the other, presumably They are all married, and they don't know how to wait.
Master Tai Shiling is like an unknown tree stump, staring at the village chief sadly, thinking that there is still a handsome bachelor here, why is he only interested in those two, don't you think he is also handsome?It's still the kind of champion, it's not easy!
Doudou is still immersed in his own setting, feeling that the whole village is eerie, and a wave of zombies may erupt at some point, just like in the movie, it is scary.
So she grabbed a candy-eating child and asked quietly: "I heard that you are making a kind of medicine here, and it is said that after taking it, you will go to heaven happily."
The child blankly handed the candy to Doudou: "Did you mean candy?"
Doudou shook his head mysteriously, then took out two pieces of candy from his pocket and handed them to the child: "Aren't the elder brothers in the village all planting a strange plant with big purple flowers?"
The child quickly took the candy, and said innocently: "There are no brothers, and there are no big purple flowers."
Doudou was taken aback, this is wrong, did the salmon change the setting of the original book again?
"My brothers have all gone to the mountains, and I will go when I grow up." The child tried his best to stretch his neck and raised his head, because he was too short to see Doudou's eyes.
"Huh? Go to the mountains?" Doudou was a little confused. Could there be a cultivation setting here?Send it to the mountains for what, alchemy pill?
"Going to be an apprentice in the mountains, you can earn a lot of money in January, and you can buy a lot of candy!" The child was very happy, stretching out the chubby hand and shaking the two pieces of candy he was holding, his tongue was stained with the sweetness and color of the candy, The lips that eat are ruddy.
Doudou patted the child's head, and gave all the candies in his pocket to the child. It doesn't matter if the setting is changed, the plot will be much simpler, at least the emperor will not be in danger here, otherwise the well water is really not good. Dare to drink.
The children here are pitiful. They usually treat the sweet sticks grown in the ground as snacks, and rarely even eat candy. Unlike the children in Bianzhou, they can taste pastries and sweets from all over the world.
Xiao Suji watched the desperate village chief go away, stuck out his tongue at the helpless King Lin, then looked around with great interest, and found that the people standing on both sides of the street were women, and there really were no middle-aged men. It can't be the daughter village in the children's book, no wonder the village head is so excited to see their group of men.
"Doudou, it seems that there are no young men here." Xiao Suji ripped Doudou's clothes.
"Let's ask later, that kid said that his brothers all went to the mountains to make money, but he doesn't know where." Doudou pouted.
Han Jingzhi sneered: "Which mountain is there besides Miaoran Peak?"
Jiang Yibai became serious in an instant, looking at the group of women and children with a bit of guard in his eyes.
"Relax, these people are probably also victims. Didn't you see that the middle-aged men in the village have obviously not returned for a long time, so the village chief is eager to marry off the girls in the village. If Lianxue Villa does something outrageous, He won't let the people in the village go down the mountain easily." Han Jingzhi said as he walked.
Everyone turned around winding paths, and finally saw the temple in front of them. The house built for the God of Wells was much better and more regular, and even used high-quality glazed tiles. Obviously, in the hearts of the villagers, the God of Wells was Noble symbol.
"Do we need to go in?" Xiao Suji tugged at Han Jingzhi's sleeve, looking a little abrupt, and I don't quite believe it.
"I have to worship, go through the motions, and donate some incense money." Han Jingzhi ordered the hidden guards to pack their luggage, and he took Xiao Suji, Doudou, and Jiang Yibai into the temple.
There is a huge altar in the center of the temple. There is a statue on the altar. The statue is painted with bright dyes. There is a small bell hanging below, and the bell will ring when it is shaken, like the footsteps of a god.
"Duo... Doraemon?" Doudou opened his mouth with a black question mark face.
The chubby Doraemon statue is opening its big mouth, revealing a bright red tongue, a few whiskers sticking out from the blue cat face, a cute little yellow bell embedded in its short neck, white hands and The feet are still raised, funny and funny.
"The girl also knows Duo Shen?" The village head was surprised.
Doudou nodded quickly: "I know you, I have seen it since I was a child, it is very classic."
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The author has something to say: Xiao Suji: What is Doraemon?
Doudou: The spokesperson of Dorayaki.
Xiao Suji: Tongluoyaki is good...is it delicious?
Doudou: When I get back to the palace, I will do some research...
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