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Chapter 42 Mysterious Cream!

Putuo Mountain is covered with mist and mist, the peaks are soaring into the clouds, green pines and white water meander up along the mountain road, and the young birds covered under the leaves sing from time to time, melodiously, it really looks like a fairy mountain.

Except for Han Jingzhi, everyone here is the first time to Mount Putuo, and they are very reserved along the way. Sometimes they are amazed when they see the little apprentices who are going down the mountain to practice kung fu and carry water, especially since they have never seen the world.

Han Jingzhi is familiar with the roads, and he dragged Xiao Suji up the mountain. There are a few small roads that only allow one person to pass, and there are cliffs next to them. People like Doudou who are afraid of heights have long been carried away by the hidden guards, and their calves are straight. Turning around, Xiao Suji didn't dare to look down at all.

"Ai...Qing, have you never fallen before?" Xiao Suji trembled.

Han Jingzhi flicked his head: "What are you thinking about?"

Walking through the thrilling cliffs, the road ahead is finally smooth. Under the suspension bridge is a dense forest, and under the woods is the sound of water flowing slowly. The suspension bridge is made of wood, and it wobbles when you walk up.

"My master lives in the front house." Han Jingzhi pointed to the small courtyard opposite the suspension bridge.

The courtyard is located on a mountain peak, surrounded by mist, and plateau vegetables are planted in front of the courtyard, which is still green and plump in this season.

Han Jingzhi walked to the front of the courtyard and said loudly: "Master, I'm back."

There was a light cough in the room, and there was a slight murmur inside: "Why are you back again..."

Han Jingzhi twitched the corner of his mouth outside the door, Jiang Yibai gave him an embarrassed look, and said to himself that this must be your master, why doesn't he want to see you at all.

After a while, the bamboo door opened, and a white-clothed Taoist floated out. He really floated out. The Taoist Tianji was a fairy, with a long beard reaching his waist, and his hair was completely white, but his eyebrows were still jet black.

Han Jing saluted solemnly: "See Master."

Taoist Tianji waved his hands, nodded, stretched his neck and looked behind him, the young man was extremely handsome, with delicate features, like a fairy child in the clouds and mist, he was much more pleasing to the eye than his apprentice.

"Master, have you dyed your hair white again?" Han Jingzhi rubbed his nose, like this every time, feeling that black hair doesn't look like a fairy, so he forcibly dyed his long hair white with white thatch once every three days. Han Jingzhi started when he was still young, and the heads of the upper three sects of the immortal style were all set up as characters.

Taoist Tianji squeezed his beard, and gave Han a respectful look: "You are so annoying, why are you back again?"

Han Jingzhi was used to bickering with him: "This time I really went to see Master for something, and I was quarreled."

Taoist Tianji pouted: "Who are the people behind you?"

Han Jingzhi pulled Xiao Suji over, Xiao Suji's eyes sparkled, "Hello, Master Aiqing."

Taoist Tianji looked at Xiao Suji with a smile, and knew that the person in front of him was the present saint, but he still kindly asked, "Who are you?"

Xiao Suji took it for granted, "I am Aiqing's male favourite."

Han Jingzhi poked him on the waist and explained to Taoist Tianji: "Don't listen to his nonsense."

Taoist Tianji glared at him: "I annoy you the most."

Han Jingzhi rolled his eyes: "It's okay, I won't talk to you, you have to give us a place to live."

The hidden guards complained silently in their hearts, our lord is really cowardly now, and has no status. If you lose face in front of the emperor, be careful that the emperor dumps you. After all, the position of queen is still coveted by many people. We are all very anxious. If the lord can't be Queen, how can we brag to the people in the future?

Daoist Tianji waved his hand to invite the little boy, and said, "Arrange accommodation for these benefactors."

The little boy pointed at Han Jingzhi cautiously: "Is this the legendary elder brother?"

Taoist Tianji nodded: "It is now, but maybe it won't be in a while."

Jiang Yibai looked at Han Jingzhi in confusion, this elder brother is still uncertain?Can it be changed at any time?

Han Jingzhi sighed: "My master likes good-looking people, whoever looks good is the senior brother."

Sure enough, Taoist Tianji turned around and said, "Does the emperor want to worship me as a teacher? Let you be a senior brother."

Han Jingzhi grabbed Xiao Suji, and said helplessly, "Master, stop making trouble, he doesn't know martial arts."

Xiao Suji nodded quickly, he doesn't know it at all, and it is especially disadvantageous to be a senior brother, so Aiqing's master must not be impulsive!

Daoist Tianji was stunned suddenly, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Suji's wrist, probed carefully, squinted his eyes slightly, and muttered, "Can't know martial arts?"

Han Jingzhi suddenly became nervous. He was worried that Master would find out something and would scare Xiao Suji if he said it. He was also worried that Master would not be able to see anything, and this trip would be considered a waste of time.

Xiao Suji blinked in bewilderment, and looked back at Jiang Yibai and Doudou, only to find that these two people also looked nervous.

Jiang Yibai knew what the emperor looked like before, the absolute sinister and evil martial arts, although he had never seen it with his own eyes, but the emperor's steps were very steady, his internal strength was definitely not lower than his own, but after a sudden change of character, his steps were heavy A lot, even martial arts are gone.

Doudou is worried that Xiao Suji will return to the original form she wrote. In the fan fiction of salmon, Xiao Suji is innocent and happy with Han Jingzhi. After getting along for a while, Doudou finds that she is She prefers Xiao Suji like this, she has no airs, and she is very dependent on her mother, she doesn't want Xiao Suji to return to the original appearance at all, salmon won't be so nonsensical, let Xiao Suji restore his memory Falling in love and killing each other?

Taoist Tianji looked up to the sky and sighed: "Could it be that my medical skills are not working anymore?"

Everyone was eating vegetarian food in the hall of Mount Putuo, and after a few mouthfuls, they couldn’t swallow anymore. There are really no good cooks in Mount Putuo, and they are all boiled by the disciples who practice here. Now not only Xiao Suji If you need to eat boiled vegetables in white water, everyone must try the bitterness of the emperor in Putianzhai.

Xiao Suji almost passed out when he saw the cooking again, so he looked at Doudou pitifully, his eyes full of desire for delicious food.

Doudou: "..."

In the kitchen, wiping the sweaty Doudou and stir frying it while complaining. It’s really hard to be a mother these days. Without various life skills and artistic expertise, she can’t save her son at all. Fortunately, she used to fall in love in the modern age He has learned how to cook, even if he is not very proficient, he is much better than the cooks on the mountain.

Xiao Suji finally got an appetite after eating Kung Pao Chicken made by Doudou.

Daoist Tianji was moved and burst into tears: "There are still such delicious things in this world, so it turns out that food can do this!"

Jiang Yibai was taken aback for a moment: "Isn't Venerable Immortal ever eaten stir-fried vegetables?"

Han Jingzhi silently explained: "My master will pretend to be a fairy when he goes down the mountain. Immortals don't eat fried vegetables in the mortal world, although he is very greedy."

Tianjidao's popular Chaohan Jingzhi shook a chopstick, and shouted: "Rebel!"

Han Jingzhi quickly shook his head, the chopsticks flew past his forehead, and hit the wall hard. If it fell on someone, he might die.

The hidden guards hugged their friends in horror. The master of the prince is so fierce that we are all very afraid. Fortunately, our prince has magic protection and is not afraid of mortal things at all.

The dark guards patted their chests comfortably, very proud!

After dinner, everyone went to the guest room on Mount Putuo to rest. Han Jingzhi saw that Xiao Suji was fighting the landlord with the hidden guards, so he slipped away quietly and went to Taoist Tianji's room to talk.

"Master, the apprentice has something to ask for." Han Jingzhi became serious.

Taoist Tianji sighed, and said seriously: "I see, you have already mentioned it in the letter, the emperor's body."

"Exactly, I suspect that the emperor has someone from the other side." Han Jingzhi frowned and sighed.

"You need to investigate these matters by yourself. I am only responsible for the emperor's body." Taoist Tianji took out a few silver needles from the hidden compartment of the wooden table.

"By the way, master, in the past few days, the emperor dreamed that he pricked his thigh with a needle. Oh, it was him when he was a child. Now there are light white marks on his legs. He was talking in his sleep one day. Abolish his martial arts." Han Jingzhi started talking about Xiao Suji, wishing to tell Taoist Tianji all the details of the emperor, wishing Taoist Tianji would immediately say that he could cure the emperor's illness.

"You once mentioned that the emperor's temperament has changed drastically. He used to be an uncertain tyrant, but now he is as innocent as a newborn child?" Taoist Tianji roasted the silver needle on the fire, waited for the tip of the needle to turn white, and then put it in As the water cooled, there was a stabbing sound, and the silver needle showed its sharpness.

"That's right, I suspect that the opponent's control over the emperor went wrong, that's why they used green and red bamboo with silver needles to deepen the control over and over again." Han Jingzhi boldly guessed.

Taoist Tianji nodded: "And I suspect that what they used was the lost secret method of Beimiao—obstacle. It was just a method of obstruction. There is no record of the method of destruction. Now that they know this kind of magic, it must be The successor of the Northern Miao witchcraft is a complete disaster." Taoist Tianji thought for a while, then asked in doubt: "How did the emperor suddenly get out of control?"

"It is said that he was pushed by a court lady, hit his head, and then lost his memory." Han Jingzhi said.

Taoist Tianji raised his dark eyebrows and scratched his gray beard: "The maid seems to know something."

Han Jingzhi nodded: "Indeed, it's just that she has been silenced by someone. I don't know why, but the other party is always one step ahead of us. It's the same about the maids, and the Putian Village, which makes me very uncertain."

"I felt the emperor's pulse just now. It is true that my martial arts were abolished and my veins were damaged, but they were repaired again." Taoist Tianji frowned.

Han Jingzhi was shocked: "How is this possible? How can the tendons be repaired?" In the cognition of martial arts practitioners, a broken tendon is an irreversible injury. It is good if it does not affect daily life, let alone It was repaired again, and a strange internal force was reinjected.

"Have you ever heard of something called exorcism?" Taoist Tianji asked.

Han Jingzhi shook his head, never heard of it.

"The anti-rot insect is a kind of magical medicinal material, which can repair any wound. As long as it crawls over it, the mucus will seep through the skin and penetrate into the veins. The anti-rot insect is extremely rare, and it will die after using it. There will be pale white scars where they crawled." Taoist Tianji explained.

Han Jingzhi immediately thought of the mark on Xiao Suji's thigh. Could it be that it was left by the rotting insect?Could it be that the emperor really suffered from injuries that others could not heal?

"Master, can you solve it?"

Taoist Tianji sighed suddenly: "I can only delay the emperor's illness, but I can't cure this obstacle. To untie the bell, the person who tied the bell must be needed. I can't cure this poison."

Han Jingzhi felt his mood sink instantly, as if there was a ball of cotton stuck in his throat, he was so stuffy that he couldn't speak, Taoist Tianji couldn't do it, he didn't know who else he could turn to, what if no one could save the emperor manage.

But after another thought, Xiao Suji was so terrified in the dream, and all the bad things he experienced, if curing him and reminding him of everything, wouldn't it hurt him instead?Han Jingzhi scratched his heart with a hundred claws.

Coming out of Taoist Tianji, Han Jingzhi didn't go back to his room immediately, he needed to relieve his mood, so that Xiao Suji wouldn't see anything unusual, so he squatted outside to blow the cold wind.

Jiang Yibai went to fetch hot water with the kettle, only to find a dark figure motionless in front of him when he walked to the wooden bridge, so frightened that Mr. Tai Shiling shook his hand and threw the kettle, almost missing his foot.

It was getting dark, who didn't go back to the house and stayed there, this person squatted silently on the ground and didn't make a sound, deliberately scaring people, he was really unqualified!

"Look at your guts." Han Jingzhi chuckled and finally moved.

"Are you homesick for Yue? Do you need to recite a poem?" Jiang Yibai rolled his eyes and picked up the kettle.

"Is there any wine in the jug? Let's have a drink together." Han Jingzhi stretched out his hand to him, motioning him to hand over the jug.

Jiang Yibai raised the kettle, raised his eyebrows and said, "Can you make do with the cold water?"

"Get out!" Han Jingzhi stared, leaning on his chin depressed.

Jiang Yibai patted him on the shoulder: "What's the matter, constipation?"

Han Jingzhi raised his head and gritted his teeth: Do you deserve a beating today? "

Jiang Yibai sat down, and suddenly said solemnly: "The emperor's auspicious people have their own appearance, and they will definitely turn bad luck into good luck."

"I'm just a little worried. The other party has been walking in front of us. I wanted to send the emperor back to Beijing after seeing the master. I will go to Lianxue Villa by myself, but I am worried because he is not by my side..." Han Jingzhi sigh.

"We all know that the other party is someone close to the emperor, can we investigate them one by one, the big deal... I would rather kill than let go." Jiang Yibai narrowed his eyes slightly, a cold murderous look flashed in his eyes.

Han Jingzhi smiled wryly: "It's not a good way."

"At least the emperor is fine now, the other party's plot has been interfered by us, he will show his feet sooner or later." Jiang Yibai comforted.

Han Jingzhi nodded, pretending to be relaxed and said: "I'm going back anyway, I miss the emperor."

Xiao Suji was tired from playing cards with the hidden guards. He was lucky, and the hidden guards coaxed him, and won a lot of money. Later, he returned all the money he won to the hidden guards, and returned with a yawn. Resting in the house, Doudou went to appreciate the architectural style of Putuo Mountain, and Aiqing slipped away to nowhere, and he didn't come back for so long, which made him very bored.

Seeing a pen and paper on the table, he took it and wrote aimlessly.

The Emperor's Diary:

I had a lot of fun playing outside the palace, and experienced many things that I would never see in the palace, such as scary puppets, postmen who cheated money, and Wei Daoyun with a dark heart.

Today I met Aiqing's master. The master discussed with me to accept me as an apprentice and let me be a senior brother. In this way, Aiqing will have to salute me when she sees me in the future, but I don't agree with the special quality. In case Aiqing Acting coquettishly with me, hehehe, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself.

We must wait for Aiqing to get ready, like a little brother who sells pork, every day is spring night!

Aiqing, if you don't come back again, I will write a small yellow text, which means I have to solve it myself. The last time Aiqing came in suddenly, I was so scared that I softened.

Han Jingzhi pushed the door open, and Xiao Suji hurriedly hid the "Emperor's Diary" behind him, his face full of tension.

Han Jingzhi saw it clearly, and couldn't help feeling amused: "What are you hiding?"

Xiao Suji got into a ball and threw it under the bed forcefully, shaking his head: "There is nothing."

Han Jingzhi stretched out his finger and pointed at the back of Xiao Su's fuselage: "I thought I couldn't see it."

Xiao Suji said seriously: "Ai Qing just pretend she didn't see it!"

Han Jingzhi leaned over with a smirk, pecked the emperor's lips, and gnawed lightly: "Are you writing another story similar to "The Story of the Flower Moon"?"

Xiao Suji was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Aiqing to know him so well: "No, no, no!"

One of Han Jing brushed Xiao Suji's hair, lying next to his ear with a hoarse voice: "Since the emperor likes it so much, do you want to applaud for love with my minister?"

"Applause for love?" Xiao Suji swallowed.

"It's something below the neck that the author can't describe." Han Jingzhi explained. (Doudou: Yes, otherwise you will be locked [-] times [-] times, gnashing your teeth!)

"But Aiqing! I'm a bit overwhelmed." Xiao Suji murmured, stroking his belly while responding to Han Jingzhi's kiss.

"Just exercise." Han Jingzhi insisted.

It seems that today is imperative, Xiao Suji plucked up the courage, took a deep breath, and told Han Jingzhi what Xiao Huang learned in the book.

"Don't be afraid of the pain in your hand from clapping, just do it once."

King Lin was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "That makes sense."

"Put some hand cream on and massage the skin of your hands."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." King Lin bent down, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and hugged the emperor in his arms.

Under the shadow of the candle lamp, the two figures happily clapped their hands on the bed, and the sound of applause leaked out from the room.

Xiao Suji's startled yells frightened the hidden guards to jump down from the room. If we heard this kind of thing, I'm afraid we would all be hit by needles. But thinking about it, I'm still very excited. After all, from today From the beginning, our prince is the real empress and empress. From then on, the mother is more than ten thousand people in the world. Just thinking about it is very enviable. We are going to buy two hanging whips to celebrate!

"Aiqing! We are not like this!" Xiao Suji shouted hastily.

"It's all the same." King Lin panted lightly.

"It's different, I've agreed and I'll applaud at the top!"

"Huh? When did we agree?"

"It hurts, it hurts, hum!"

"Doesn't the emperor have a secret recipe? Just put on some hand cream and it will be fine."

"Love..."

The next morning, Doudou yawned and got up from the bed. She went to bed early yesterday and had a good rest. She was refreshed and could get up to cook dinner for everyone.

For some reason, the emperor hadn't woken up today. She should be hungry by now. Even the hidden guards had finished their breakfast. She walked towards Xiao Suji's room with the food while she was puzzled.

Doudou knocked lightly on the door, but there was no response from inside. She was a little worried, so she couldn't help calling softly: "Your Majesty?"

Xiao Suji's moaning and chirping voice came from inside, like a kitten, Doudou asked in his heart, "May I come in, Your Majesty?"

Xiao Suji sobbed: "Zhen and Aiqing haven't put on any clothes yet."

Doudou was keenly aware of what was happening, and she wished she could slap herself twice, how... how could she miss such an important moment!Why didn't I stay up late yesterday, and missed the crucial live erotic palace!This must be a conspiracy by the salmon. This kind of welfare is not given to the original author, and sooner or later he will spend his whole life on the street!

Xiao Suji seemed to turn over in the room, and then Doudou heard King Lin's comforting voice.

"Tired?"

"Knead it and it will be fine, don't worry."

"Eat something light these two days."

Doudou left angrily with her breakfast, it was too much, she must not go to bed earlier than the emperor in the future, and always pay attention to the every move of King Lin and the emperor, and if the emperor has any tendency to do so, she has to find him immediately. Good place to serve melon seeds, watch while eating, and make up for this time's benefits!

Taoist Tianji practiced his palms every morning. When Han Jingzhi was around, the master and his disciples would fight each other, and they had to fight to the fullest before giving up. But the strange thing is that he had to finish practicing his palms this morning. , Han Jingzhi hadn't gotten up yet, thinking that the emperor was in poor health and the apprentice was worried about his lover, he couldn't help sighing.

Love is so sincere, it makes people forget about food and drink, and makes people lose their minds. The apprentice may lose weight because of this, skinny and not handsome at all. A second idiot, there is no more legend about King Lin in the world, only a second idiot legend, which is very regrettable.

So Taoist Tianji felt relieved after thinking about it. After all, he has more than one apprentice. Maybe the emperor agreed to be his apprentice, so that he has another first disciple, and that person is still the emperor. Bones, the kind that can live forever!

It wasn't until lunch time that Han Jingzhi and Xiao Suji both appeared. The emperor was listless and looked very sleepy, but his apprentice was refreshed, and his eyes were brighter, as if he had taken a big tonic. Daoist Tianji is very different, maybe the emperor's health has suddenly improved, but it doesn't look like this.

When it came to the future happiness of the senior disciple, Taoist Tianji felt that he had to take care of it, so he took the initiative to say: "I'll show the emperor to have a look after the meal and prepare some medicines."

The pure Tai Shi Ling hurriedly thanked him: "The Immortal is so merciful. Our emperor has been very weak recently, and his face is even paler today. It is our emperor's blessing that the Immortal is so caring."

The hidden guards shook their heads and thought to themselves, the one we don’t know about here is Lord Tai Shiling, next time we should really fight the landlord together and share gossip with each other, otherwise we will bear to see him look so pure. I can't help but feel distressed, I will definitely not be able to find a wife in the future, we have to pay attention to it, after all, we are good friends of the future empress.

Taoist Tianji waved his hands modestly, and said in his heart that I also saw that he was a little sluggish today, and felt very distressed, so I cared.

So under the enthusiastic request of Taoist Tianji, he finally took Xiao Suji's pulse, checked his heartbeat, complexion, tongue coating, and even looked at the scar on his thigh and... inexplicably bruised handprints.

After reading it, Taoist Tianji remained silent, walked out of the house under Xiao Suji's unsure eyes, chased and beat the legendary heroic and martial disciple, and then prescribed a strange prescription - cream.

Han Jingzhi was stunned for a moment, and repeated involuntarily: "Snow... what is cream?"

Taoist Tianji snorted, and walked away with his hands behind his back: "Just pretend and you will."

Han Jingzhi opened the cover in a daze, put it under his nose and sniffed, the cream had a faint fragrance of Sophora japonica, not strong at all, he gently drew a little with his hand, rubbed it, and found that the cream melted quickly Spread out the creamy serum, especially suitable for... when the emperor is yelling.

Han Jingzhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shouted at Taoist Tianji's back: "Master, why do you have such a thing?"

Taoist Tianji's shoulders shook slightly, his face flushed, he turned back angrily and said to his apprentice, "This is not mine! It was given to me by the Fairy of the North Pole!" With a snort, Shi Shi ran away.

Leaving Han Jingzhi standing stiff in place for a long time, so why did the Arctic Immortal give you this thing!This sounds a little more unbelievable. Master, would you like to explain it more clearly?

Although Taoist Tianji didn't explain the matter of the cream, he provided the emperor with a good place to restrain the body's barriers. There is a cold cave at the bottom of Mount Putuo. The ice-cold air pierces the bones, and even standing at the entrance of the cave will shiver with cold. Taoist Tianji ordered someone to clean up a cold bed. The freezing of this cold bed is enough to put any unclean things in the body into a state of suspended animation, delaying their damage to the human body. harm.

Taoist Tianji said long ago that he could not cure Xiao Suji's disease, but he could take care of his body, and this cold bed was it.

Han Jingzhi was still a little hesitant. He heard about Taoist Tianji's method, but he didn't immediately agree. He had seen Xiao Suji's fever last time. It took Xiao Suji more than ten days to regain his spirits. They all said that the cold ice would not melt for thousands of years because of the deep cold, which drilled into the bones of people like a spirit. , to resist the cold air, the emperor doesn't know any martial arts at all, how could he stand it.

Taoist Tianji sighed: "I know what you are worried about, but now the emperor has recalled some past events, and he will remember faster and faster, and he may be more and more stimulated. The thing that tortured him so much that he wanted to prick himself with a needle, don't you think it's terrible? In his memory, he was still a child."

"Master is right, but if it breaks his body, don't I keep tearing down the east wall to make up for the west?" Han Jingzhi couldn't help holding his teacup, maybe there were too many things in his heart, he lightly With a little force, he actually crushed the porcelain cup, which shocked him.

"If you care about it, you will be in chaos. The emperor doesn't have internal energy. Why don't you have it? You go in with the emperor and use your internal energy to protect the emperor's internal organs." Taoist Tianji stroked his beard and said with a smile.

Han Jingzhi's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help saying happily: "When did Master become so smart! It's really surprising."

Taoist Tianji stared: "The teacher has always been so smart, Bei Bei has always said..." Taoist Tianji suddenly covered his mouth.

Han Jingzhi looked at Taoist Tianji with probing eyes, and suddenly said with a smile: "Master seems to have mentioned the Arctic Fairy quite frequently recently. Is it because the apprentice hasn't come back for a long time? Why don't you know that the relationship between Master and him is so good?" .”

Taoist Tianji coughed lightly, and said with a guilty conscience: "Actually...it's not that good."

Han Jingzhi asked again: "If you have a bad relationship, why don't you give me cream?"

Taoist Tianji became furious and went up against the case: "I think you are becoming more and more annoying as a teacher, and you will become a little disciple every minute. I really don't want to talk to you. It's best not to come back again!" Covering his slightly flushed face, what the hell is the Arctic fairy, as a teacher, he doesn't care about him at all.

Han Jingzhi didn't force him either. There was nothing more satisfying than finding a way to suppress the evil poison in the emperor's body. Even if it was just suppressing, he would have more time to pursue the answer behind it.

Although after accompanying the emperor into the cold cave, it took some effort for him to maintain the warmth of two people with his internal strength alone, but he had never been so grateful for the martial arts he was so proud of.

Xiao Suji was quite obedient. Han Jingzhi said that going into the ice cave was for his health, and he agreed without any hesitation. Obviously, he had complete trust in King Lin without the slightest doubt.

At the farewell ceremony, Doudou delivered a heartfelt speech, saying that the hidden guards were tearful, thinking that the emperor and King Lin might leave them soon, and they lived in the ice cave without knowing whether they would live or die. The guards felt regretful that they hadn't participated in the wedding of the emperor and the lord, hadn't witnessed the lord becoming the empress of Jingui, hadn't waited for the birth of the little prince in His Royal Highness Lin's womb, and hadn't been led by King Lin in the underworld. Chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, we are also very pitiful!

The dark guards wailed loudly, and a huge portrait of Han Jingzhi smiling in the mourning hall appeared vaguely in his head.

When Jiang Yibai spoke, he just wished Lin Wang and the emperor to come out as soon as possible in an understatement, and then he was about to step down, but was thrown back with rotten vegetable leaves by the angry dark guard fans, it was very indifferent , our lord and the emperor are about to go to that dangerous place, yet we don't wish a few words of blessing, we don't feel sorry for seeing us cry so sadly, what is the use of our lord wanting a friend like you!

Jiang Yibai glanced at Han Jing speechlessly. His Royal Highness Lin Wang had no intention of helping him out of the siege at all. Jiang Yibai had no choice but to recite the article about himself being the number one scholar in public. He just changed the country to the emperor and put Jiangshan was replaced by King Lin, and the rhetoric was piled up, obscure and difficult to understand, and there were long passages of tongue-twisting poems one after another. Although the guards did not understand, they still applauded enthusiastically. Our prince and emperor!

Master Tai Shiling thought silently, can this tragic history in Putuo Mountain be recorded in the history books, and used to persuade future generations, if you are about to meet a friend like Lin Wanghan Jingzhi, you must not be enthusiastic Rushing up to shake hands, don't invite him to eat together, and don't accompany him to learn martial arts. The last thing you should do is to encourage him to rebel. Spit a mouthful of spit to express your disdain for the emperor's dissolute gentleman, so that this person will never make friends with you again, and you will never meet his crazy guards!

Worried that the emperor would not have enough heat in the ice cave, Doudou personally went down the mountain to buy a cow, climbed up the mountain humming, closed his eyes and sent the Wagyu back to the west, which was said to be from a small fishing village on the border, and cut out a steak. , personally fried it for Xiao Suji, grabbed two big white geese from Taoist Tianji, and made a steamed egg custard with foie gras for the emperor, and prepared to fry one or two pieces for Xiao Suji every day. The dark guards salivated.

After Xiao Suji ate a big meal, he led King Lin into the ice cave under the pitiful eyes of everyone. He also carried his own small backpack, in which was the cream specially given by Taoist Tianji.

He still remembered that when he was showing off to Doudou with the cream, Doudou's twitching mouth and disgusted eyes, it was obviously something given by the immortal, is this also worthy of dislike?At first glance, it is a person who has no sex ~ life!In the future, I will definitely not share such good things with Doudou, but secretly hide them for myself... No!Someday it will be used by Ai Qing!

Well, it will come in handy sooner or later!Xiao Suji encouraged himself.

"Are you afraid?" Han Jingzhi shook the emperor's hand tightly.

Xiao Suji shook his head and smiled and said, "What's so scary about me, it's ice." And I was wrapped into a bear, if I didn't come in again, I would probably be fainted outside.

Han Jingzhi nodded approvingly, and then silently took out two stacks of memorials from his bag: "It's good that the emperor is not afraid. It just so happens that the prime minister has sent a lot of papers that need to be judged by the emperor in a hurry these days. Anyway, the emperor is also idle when he is idle. How about Just do your job in the ice cave, and approve all the memorials that should be approved."

Xiao Suji immediately turned pale with shock, quickly waved his hands and said, "Ai Qing, I'm a little dizzy and a little dazed, I can hardly see Ai Qing's face clearly, I really need to sleep!"

Han Jingzhi opened the memorial for him in person, and said with a smile: "Give up, Your Majesty, you can't go out until this memorial is approved, why don't you think about it, how should you understand my original work."

Xiao Suji changed his strategy and rolled all over the floor, but King Lin was surprisingly unmoved.

Han Jingzhi: "Your Majesty, when are you going to read the memorial? If you don't read it tomorrow, Doudou's steak will be mine."

Xiao Suji complained: "Aiqing! I really feel sleepy just by looking at it, and I will sleep for six hours when I am sleepy, so please ask Aiqing to read it to me..."

Han Jingzhi's face was blacked out for a long time, and finally he picked up the memorial helplessly, and beat the emperor's back with the other hand: "Governor Hechuan reported that the prefect of Hengyang searched for people's fat and people's anointing, and the house hoarded thousands of hens looted from the people."

Xiao Suji sat up abruptly, and swallowed with difficulty: "So many chickens! I... I will punish him for cooking them all into roasted chickens!"

Han Jingzhi's complexion changed, and he said seriously: "The people are still waiting for the emperor to rescue, but the emperor didn't give serious instructions to these few urgent memorials!"

Xiao Suji: "I..." I just suspect that these are really rushed?Why do I need to give instructions to a few chickens?

Snapped!Han Jingzhi patted the emperor's buttocks, in fact, to scare him.

Xiao Suji: "Ahhhhhh! Don't spank my ass! You are not my father!"

Han Jingzhi raised his eyebrows, grabbed Xiao Suji's waist with one hand and threatened in a low voice: "How will the emperor review this memorial?"

Xiao Suji: "Zhenzhenzhen wants him to hand over the chicken to the imperial court!"

The corner of Han Jingzhi's mouth twitched, he lifted Xiao Suji's clothes, and slapped him hard a few times: "Isn't the emperor looking like a monarch?" He couldn't hold back anymore!Such trivial things are sent here, it seems that the prime minister has been very tired recently, and he is deliberately looking for trouble for the emperor.

Xiao Suji: "Awww! I don't eat chicken anymore! You hit me five times, and I want you to have no sex for five days!"

Han Jingzhi chuckled.

Of course, it didn’t turn out as Xiao Suji expected. His Royal Highness King Lin has become more and more excited since he liberated King Xiaolin, and even needs to come every day, even in the ice cave, so on the day of entering the ice cave, , Xiao Suji and Han Jingzhi fell in love with each other after Wushan-Yunyu-heartfelt.

Xiao Suji grabbed the crystal cake, crossed his legs, his lower body was only tied with a piece of silk cloth, he looked at the muscular and sweaty Lin Wang on the bed and said: "Ai Qing, it's time for the annual girl draft again. "

"Well, didn't you choose not to choose?" King Lin narrowed his eyes and snorted softly.

Xiao Su's machine tools are of poor quality, extremely poor, and he is delicate and frail and doesn't want to work hard at all, so every time after getting married, King Lin feels like he has fought for two hours in a martial arts training ground.

"Love

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