I am slightly cute

On the desolate official road, a carriage was driving alone. The groom was an old man in a green robe, with a plain appearance. He held the rein with one hand and held the carriage with the other. This carriage was not like ordinary people's carriages. Even though the entourage is too thin, the wood and silk surface of the carriage are all high-quality materials, and the embroidery patterns on it are exquisite and gorgeous, which seems to be made by a wealthy family.

Horseshoes kicked up waves of yellow dust, mixed with crushed fallen leaves, leaving shallow horseshoe prints on the official road, but when a gust of wind blew past, there were no traces.

A middle-of-the-road voice came from the carriage: "How long will it take to arrive in Bianzhou?"

The coachman turned his head and rushed into the carriage: "Yeah..." He is a mute and can only whine, but he still tried his best to explain to the people in the sedan chair.

"Hurry up, things have changed." The person in the sedan chair instructed, stretching out his hand and patted the driver on the shoulder.

I saw the coachman suddenly trembled, suddenly swung his whip suddenly, his arms seemed to be poured with strength, and he urged the horse.The horse was walking unhurriedly at first, but it didn't expect that the whipping was overwhelming. It let out a long growl in pain, and ran like crazy, dragging the carriage to bump sharply, humming while running screaming, trying to avoid the whip, but the groom seemed to have not heard it, and still beat the horse's buttocks tightly and indifferently. The horse ran faster and faster, as if it had exhausted all its strength, raising a person's height behind it. dust.

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Xiao Suji was listlessly lying on the table, watching Doudou racking his brains to write something called a color palette on the rice paper that he had just learned. I don’t know when it started, Doudou didn’t seem to care about him at all. When I looked at him as an emperor, I looked at him like... like a mother-in-law. It must be that Doudou is too old to marry, and she really wants to be someone else's mother.

"What the hell is it?" Doudou knocked her head depressedly, blaming her for being lazy at the beginning, and also blaming this fanfiction for being so hard to swallow, she just flipped through it, looking at the full H The play lost the desire to read it carefully, and unexpectedly, a piece of H text actually took the line of suspense.

Why are there prisoners in the paddock outside the city, why the emperor's sanity has problems, why the woman died and assassinated the emperor, what a trash fanartist!What is the plot of the next chapter!

"Doudou, when will you make up a short story about me and King Lin?" Xiao Suji looked at the talented boss pitifully. Doudou is no longer the obedient Doudou who is obedient. I want to read a little cartoon I still have to wait for the boss to have inspiration, the emperor's work is extremely miserable, not as good as the little brother who sells straw sandals in the book!

"Your Majesty, that dead woman..." Doudou hesitated.

Xiao Suji raised his hands and swore to the lamp: "She really only told me that she was mentally ill, Commander Ying Da had already asked me ten times, I almost thought that the Ministry of Rites changed the greeting posture! "

"All right, all right, let's go to court." Doudou waved helplessly, changed clothes for Xiao Suji, and called Wang Guofu who had been waiting at the door for a long time to take the emperor to court.

Wang Guofu was smiling all over his face, it happened that the weather was fine today, the sun shone on his face, his chubby and oily face made Xiao Suji blink.

"Your Majesty, I heard that the grand master is about to return from Lingyin Temple. It is better for you to go to court on time these few days." Wang Guofu said cautiously. There have been so many troubles in the past few days. When the grand master returns, he may not be sure. We are all very worried about how bloody it will be, especially the strangeness of the emperor.

"Teacher? The old man who often accepts my homework?" Xiao Suji pouted and clicked his tongue a few times, thinking about the grand master in his memory, but found that it was very indifferent. Some things seemed to have existed and never appeared. For example, when he was a child, the grand master chased him all over the yard, for example, he handed over the little turtle he drew to his father and queen mother, for example, he pushed me when I was protecting a rabbit waiting to be slaughtered...

Xiao Suji was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that King Lin had asked him a few days ago, who else pushed him, and he said he didn't remember. Xiao Suji was so happy that he finally remembered it!Hurry up and tell King Lin to prove that I am not lying!

So he ran up the court hall, Wang Guofu was chasing after him, since he jumped the rope of Doudou, the emperor's belly became smaller, the fat on his arms disappeared, and he ran even faster , a group of eunuchs chased after them out of breath, and they all felt that if the emperor didn't need the sedan chair, we could dismiss the sedan chair bearer. With the remaining money, we could ask Miss Doudou to buy a few more skipping ropes. The pace of the emperor was eliminated by the cruel workplace every minute, so pitiful!

"Morning, dear friends!" Xiao Suji straightened his hat and glanced down. King Lin was really there, still very heroic and domineering. It seems that the soothing herbs I sent over are very effective, although Aiqing was assassinated by the assassin. Injured by the silver needle, but under my care, it is intact, and the muscles seem to be bigger again!

Han Jingzhi is particularly uncomfortable at the moment, because the ministers around him are avoiding him!Avoid him like a kid!Shi Daren, who was standing on his left, was still trembling, not only trembling, but also a ring of white and heavy garlic cloves hanging around his neck!

Although the secret guards of Prince Lin's Mansion are well-connected and highly skilled, they are very clear about the big and small things that happened in the Jianghu and the court, as long as Han Jingzhi wants to know, no secret transaction can escape his ears.

However, Han Jingzhi didn't know about a rotten rumor that spread from the palace to the market, because no hidden guard dared to write and report the matter of turning King Lin into a monster with a big stick.

While feeling pity in their hearts, they secretly burned paper for His Highness King Lin.

Our King Lin is so good, brave and mighty yet humble, but he was murdered by a traitor and turned into a big-headed monster who lives on sticks and magic spells. Even the emperor sympathized with our prince and sent herbal medicine to invigorate Qi , I hope that Lin Wang’s lower body can live happily in the underworld. We all burn the paper money with our own private money, and we don’t ask for a salary increase at all. A piece of paper money is 1000 million taels of silver, which is very generous. In the corner of the prince's bedroom, the burning prince wakes up from the smoke every night.

And we also hope that the lower body of the prince can be bought from the underworld, so that one day we will go down too, and we can follow the chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven.

What a very, very miserable prince!

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