Coveted by stupid cats every day

"Who?"

The noise of breaking in the door was too loud, and it was too difficult not to attract the attention of the people inside. Bai Lan followed Qiao Wu arrogantly, thinking: At this time, the general positive characters would say "quickly, quickly!" Those kids put lines like "to show justice.

However, Qiao Wu didn't follow the routine. He looked at the person in front of him coldly—no, he probably wasn't looking at people. Qiao Wu's beautiful eyes swept across the entire "former ticket hall", as if he had his own infrared camera. , although he didn't say a word, it can still make people feel a little self-confidence that can see through everything.

Qiao Wu perfectly achieved "If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move", but the opponent didn't have such good patience, so he simply "I will move first if the enemy doesn't move", "Then what is your name, kid? Isn't it Xiaowu?"

Qiao Wu didn't give his real name, but no one cared. The gatekeeper called him "Xiao Wu", and these people simply called him "Xiao Wu".

"How did you touch~ came here?" The man named "Huang Laogou" took the lead this time, "I really mean Cao Cao Cao Cao, boss, this is the new kid I told you about," Huang Laogou added in a wretched way: "Isn't it tender and pretty?"

"Wipe your saliva first. That child, are you deaf or something? If I ask you something, hurry up and say it."

Qiao Wu still didn't speak, as if everything had nothing to do with him at all. There were more than [-] men in the room, who heard the movement and quickly gathered together. This was the first time that the "old nest" was discovered, and they all gathered as if they were facing a big enemy. They went to the hall, but seeing that the intruder was only a "half-old child" and a big hair ball, they all relaxed their vigilance.

When she first came to work at the Ren'ai Welfare Institute, Qiao Wu deliberately dressed very tenderly in order to conform to her status as a "student", and she didn't have time to change her clothes now.

So it looks a bit like a school grass, or the kind that is about to grow up, looks very young, in Bai Lan's words, it is "fresh, natural and handsome", and translated in the words of these big guys When I came over, it was "the hair is not evenly grown, not enough for two slaps".

However, this 'half-old child' is quite courageous. They noticed that although the eyes of the 'half-old child' were still looking at them, their attention was not on them at all, and they were concentrating on investigating something they couldn't see. , or simply wandering off into the sky, but all signs show that - he is not afraid of them at all.

This caused their dissatisfaction.

"Hey, give me a fucking reaction and talk to you!"

"Third brother, let me come." The one who spoke was "Huang Laogou", and he smiled meaningfully, "Whatever he does, since he knows, he can't stay, why don't you let brother ~ have a good time."

The "third brother" showed a look of disgust and anticipation: "Okay, I'll leave it to you."

"Old Yellow Dog" asked "Boss" pleadingly again: "Boss, what do you think?"

Only then did Qiao Wu see clearly that the "boss" was a middle-aged man in his 40s, and he didn't have the perverted expression of the ultimate boss in the movie, and he couldn't even be called vicious. The type that can never be found again in ten seconds, is so ordinary that it cannot be more ordinary.

"Boss" puffed his ass and sat back in his original position, waving his hands: "You fucking keep your voice down for a while."

This is considered to be agreed.

Some of the other people turned around and left in disgust, some also found a place to sit or lean on, watching the next "performance" of "Huang Laogou" with great interest, and more hugged their hands to watch the excitement. The state of mind relaxes the body, but does not relax the eyes.

Qiao Wu secretly gave Bai Lan a look, Bai Lan understood, and quietly moved back a few steps, leaving enough space for Qiao Wu. Amidst the laughter of the crowd, the "old yellow dog" rushed over with a grinning smile: " Xiao Wu? Come with brother, brother loves you."

Talking nonsense, the booing of the rest of the people became louder. Qiao Wu noticed from the corner of his eye that even though there was such a big commotion, the boys lying on the ground still showed no signs of waking up. The even breathing makes people suspect that they are dead.

"Old Yellow Dog" didn't wait for Qiao Wu to give in obediently, and rushed over directly, a big hand was about to pinch Qiao Wu's arm. He thought he would be able to catch it, but he didn't expect Qiao Wu to hide very quickly, and the "Old Yellow Dog" pounced on him. I was empty, and I was still a little stunned. The first thing that sounded was the hiss from the surrounding buddies.

There is no need to add subtitles, "Old Yellow Dog" also knows that they are booing. He can't even handle a half-grown child, so he can't help but feel a little embarrassed, swears a bad word, cheers up, and wants to give Qiao Wu a strong taste .

Unexpectedly, this "half-old child" is like a slippery fish, at most people will stick to the corner of his clothes, but he doesn't look like a martial arts master, but looks like Apparition, not only "Huang Laogou" Surprised, even the surrounding "spectators" panicked: "Who the hell are you?"

Qiao Wu glanced around, no longer hesitated, and moved his hand directly. Before the "Old Yellow Dog" realized what was going on, Qiao Wu had already pinched it with his backhand.

"This kid is hiding his secrets!" I don't know who said it first.

But "Old Yellow Dog" was like a mirror in his heart. He was not twisted into a twist by Qiao Wu's hands, but his body didn't listen to him, and he automatically concaved into such a weird shape. I was frightened by this realization, and the cold sweat of the "old yellow dog" ran down the forehead all the way. In this cold late autumn morning, sweat broke out all over my body and penetrated my clothes.

Qiao Wu lowered his head in a leisurely manner, and whispered in his ear: "What did you say just now? It's refreshing, isn't it?"

Qiao Wu's voice was not threatening at all, and there was even a bit of mischief in the corners of his eyes, "Huang Laogou" was crying in his heart.

This child, in this situation, is so calm, even when he "revenges" himself, he doesn't see the soaring anger. It's not because of the disparity in strength, he doesn't take himself seriously, but he is a pervert with excellent psychological quality~ ah!

And no matter what kind of situation Qiao Wu belonged to, he was brave enough to drink a pot of "Huang Laogou" who broke ground on Tai Sui's head.

He was really scared, and Qiao Wu didn't let the person who offended him bear too much psychological burden - he didn't give "Huang Laogou" a chance to guess, and when he let go, he directly took off his two arms.

Amidst the screams of the "old yellow dog" crying for his father and mother, the rest of the "fake volunteers" who were watching finally realized that this half-grown child who came to smash the scene was not a good stubble, and the "boss" gave an order: " Let's go together! Grab this little bastard!"

There were also some people with bare hands and some who copied guys, but within a few seconds, Qiao Wu yelled: "Dabai!"

Bai Lan was already ready, Qiao Wu ran away, Bai Lan followed, and at the same time did not forget to help Qiao Wu get rid of the "tail" behind him. The "big tail" composed of more than [-] people is not so easy to get rid of, but Qiao Wu's movements were too fast, and Bai Lan's claws were too poisonous. When she was about to catch up with a person and a cat, Bai Lan and Qiao Wu had already entered the cubicle of the ticket hall and closed the door with a "bang".

The slamming and shouting outside the door could almost tear down the former ticket hall. Qiao Wu closed the door without forgetting to put a fixed talisman on it.

"Okay, they can't come in." Qiao Wu said.

Although Bai Lan listened to Qiao Wu in everything, she still couldn't help expressing her opinion: "We're not going to clean them up?"

He hasn't hit enough yet.

Qiao Wu nodded: "It's a waste of time to beat that pervert just now. Let the rest be left to the police uncles. After all, we are good citizens who abide by the law and don't fight without authorization."

Qiao Wu said it with a dignified tone, as if it wasn't him who just took off his arms.

"..." Bai Lan, "It makes sense, but when will the police come?"

Qiao Wu: "The normal departure speed will not be slower than our itinerary. It will take half an hour to get here. However, I should still get lost on the road now."

Bai Lan: "How do you say it?"

Qiao Wu pointed his gaze at the tablet above the cubicle.

There is no writing on the tablet, only a very abstract picture drawn, like a big buffalo and a hedgehog.

Seeing this tablet, Qiao Wu suddenly had a very bad premonition in his heart.

But when Bai Lan looked up and saw the memorial tablet, she felt a faint sense of familiarity in her heart.

Familiar and angry.

Bai Lan couldn't help letting out a threatening growl, protecting Qiao Wu behind her.

The "black air" in this room is the thickest. It didn't take much effort for Qiao Wu to find this place. When he entered the door and looked around, he knew it in his heart. When he saw the memorial tablet, he suddenly had a bad feeling. Cursed secretly: It's not such a coincidence.

As if confirming Qiao Wu's thoughts, the sound of slamming on the door stopped abruptly, as if those people suddenly lost their strength at this moment, or fell asleep without warning.

The temperature in the small room dropped sharply, and the walls made a "creaking" sound. Qiao Wu looked over and was startled: It's ice!The walls are frozen!

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But on a big Saturday, Sanxi actually works overtime QAQ

This can't be troublesome for Sanxi!

It’s as if you can buy, buy, buy without working overtime_(:з」∠)_

So I decided to secretly read the outline of the book "What to do if the Bamboo Horse Grows into a Monster" while working overtime~

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